Chapter 140: Laughter and Laughter
Su Haoyi decided to feast everyone at the Lantai Medical Hall.
It was supposed to be at noon, but Princess Mujaer insisted on it in the evening.
He also said: "It's not interesting to drink during the day, you have to take advantage of the night to have fun." ”
Su said kindly: "I'm afraid that it will be very late at night, and everyone will not have a good rest." ”
"Who doesn't have seventy or eighty, why do you go to bed so early?!" Mu Jaer didn't care: "Besides, everyone is a serious person, what are you afraid of having dinner together?" ”
So the banquet was changed to the evening, and Su Haoyi asked the back kitchen of the Chu Waist Pavilion to prepare the most exquisite twenty dishes on the day of the Oiran Conference in advance.
Those who came to the banquet were Princess Mujaer, Sima Lantai, Ji Xing, Youju and Yi Xu! Yu Rubi couldn't leave the house, and there were a total of six people with Su Haoyi.
Su kindly said to Princess Mujaer that if there are friends who can bring a lively and lively together, Princess Mujaer smiled slightly and said: "If you want to meet a new love, you can't bring an old love, otherwise you will find yourself unhappy." ”
This princess is too playful and refuses to let go for a moment.
Sima Lantai's senior brother Yang Xun had already left the capital yesterday to travel elsewhere, and Su Haoyi was also going to invite him.
As night falls, the banquet begins.
Yi Xu took a look, and the table full of handsome men and women was really pleasing to the eye. Sima Lantai is handsome, you are arrogant, Mu Jaer is beautiful, Jixing and Su are as fine and tender as Su Haoyi, with white teeth and red lips, not twins but twins.
Su Haoyi took the lead in pouring wine for everyone and sincerely expressed his gratitude.
Princess Mujaer smiled: "Your wine is like water, it's boring. This is the mare's milk wine that my family brought from Cyprus, and you all taste this. ”
And he said, "How boring it is to drink so gently! Why don't we have something to play, so as to stir up the interest! ”
Su asked with a smile: "What the princess said is, I don't know what to play?" Is it a fist or a drinking order? ”
"If you want me to say that you Han people's things are all crepe, it's not interesting at all, why don't we have some fresh fun!" Princess Mujaer's eyes lit up, and now that there are many beautiful men here, how can she not be overjoyed.
Ji Xing is also a greedy player, and immediately asked, "What new games are there to play?" ”
Mu Jaer said: "Let's play a game that we have never done before." ”
Everyone laughed: "I don't know what kind of game this is?" ”
Princess Mujaer said: "It's easy to say, that is, everyone says one thing they have done in turn, and see if others have done the same thing." If no one else has done it, they will be fined two glasses of wine per person. If everyone else has done it, then the person is punished with five glasses of wine. If someone has done it and someone hasn't done it, then drink a glass of wine if they haven't done it. But if he is the only one in the room who has not done it, then he will be fined three glasses of wine alone. ”
"This game is simple and straightforward, and by the way, you can also spy on everyone's privacy," Youju said with a smile, "I don't like to play with those Wen Zou Zou drinking orders." ”
"Say it in advance, and when the time comes, you must say it according to your conscience, and no one is allowed to tell lies, otherwise you won't have a son!" Princess Mujaer emphasized: "Let's talk about eating in the first round, and everyone should say the same thing that they have eaten, at best it is something that no one else has eaten, so that you will not be punished for drinking." I'll start with – I've eaten tiger tires. ”
The tiger fetus is the fetus in the womb of the tigress, and everyone looked at it, but no one had eaten it, so each person was fined two glasses of wine.
Then it was Su Kind's turn, she thought for a while and said, "I've eaten chicken butts." ”
Princess Mu Jaer smiled and said, "I've eaten it too." ”
Youju was also busy saying: "Chicken butt is the fattest and most tender, and I love to eat it." ”
Jixing was unhappy and complained to Su kindly: "Why didn't you call me?" ”
Su smiled kindly: "It's still a matter of childhood!" ”
The remaining three had not eaten, so they were each fined a glass of wine.
The third was Sima Lantai's turn and said, "I have eaten nine-stemmed golden mushrooms in Xianyuan Mountain. ”
Everyone was envious when they heard this, and they rolled their eyes. The nine-stemmed golden lucidum is a divine object, only recorded in the medical book pharmacopoeia, and few people have seen it real.
Princess Mujaer said, "I've only eaten three stems. ”
Because no one else had eaten it, two drinks were punished per person.
Next, it was Ji Xing's turn, and he said with a smile: "I have eaten dog hair." ”
"Who eats dog hair?" You don't believe it.
Su kindly interrupted him and said, "He did eat it, I saw it with my own eyes." ”
Because Ji Xing will bite when he is in a hurry, that time in Qiyuan, he bit someone's dog and bit his hair.
Because no one else had eaten, they were fined two glasses of wine each.
After that, there was Youxuan, who said, "I've eaten human blood tofu. ”
Everyone was disgusted when they heard this.
Su said kindly: "How do you eat that thing?!" ”
You Ju said innocently: "I was also tricked into eating, and I later found out that I vomited for several days." ”
"Who is so lacking in virtue?" Princess Mujaer asked.
"My dad." Yu Yu sighed helplessly.
Finally, when he arrived at the eldest young master of the Yi family, Yi Xu had a foolish face, and the things he had eaten were also special: "I have eaten pig's milk." ”
Ji Xing snorted and laughed, Youxuan was drinking tea, and he also choked and said, "Why do you eat pig milk?" ”
Young Master Yi said, "I'm just curious. ”
Youju asked again: "Didn't the pig arch you?" ”
Yi Xu said very calmly: "No, I ate it while it was asleep." ”
After this round, everyone has already drunk several cups.
Princess Mujaer was even more interested, and said, "Come on, come on, let's talk about stealing in the next game!" I'll start by saying that I've kissed people secretly. Have you ever done it? ”
Youju nodded frequently, and at first glance he was a habitual offender.
Ji Xing asked, "Didn't you steal it?" ”
Su kindly slapped him and said, "It's nothing if you don't steal it." ”
Yi Xu looked stunned, obviously never done.
Who would have thought that Sima Lantai actually nodded.
After punishing the wine, it was Su Kind's turn, and Su Kindness said: "I peeked at others taking a bath." ”
Mu Jaer and Youxuan both smiled disdainfully and said, "Isn't this something that is often done? ”
Yi Xu also admitted to doing it.
Jixing was very aggrieved and said, "Why don't I have it." ”
Sima Lantai also shook his head.
Next it was Sima Lantai's turn, and everyone wanted to see what he had stolen.
"I stole my father's official seal." Sima Lantai said, that's what I did when I was a child.
"I've done this too," Ji Xing said, "I've taken it out and exchanged it for sugar gourds." ”
"I've done it, too, but I've thrown it into a well." Mu Jaer said.
"I stole it too." Yi Xu said simply: "It's melted back." ”
In the end, only Su Haoyi and Youju never did it, one of them had no father, and the other father was not an official.
"I've stolen things from dead people." Ji Xing said proudly.
"I've done this." Youjuhao does not shy away from it.
"And me." Yi Xu also said.
"My stupid young master, I really can't see that you have done so many bad things." Princess Mujaer couldn't help but look at him with admiration.
After everyone had drunk, they said, "I stole someone." ”
Mu Jaer laughed when she heard this: "I often do this. ”
The others looked at each other and shook their heads.
In the end, it was Yi Xu's turn and said, "I stole the money." ”
Except for Sima Lantai, everyone here has done it. So he was the only one who was punished with three glasses of wine.