"What? Hue head? Open it decisively, it's not Chinese if you don't open it, look at your brother Zhi's flowing hair, cherry-like mouth, sexy mustache......"

To the surprise of the fat man, Brother Zhi actually agreed to Cheng Mu's request for the video!

Is this still the familiar Brother Zhi? That brother Zhi who is so obscene that he doesn't show his true face all his life?

The fat man was stunned, but Cheng Mu was not surprised, he didn't know a little bit of Brother Zhi's romantic and interesting things.

"ID Huludao Wu Qilong, the avatar is also such a handsome Wu Qilong, tsk!"

Cheng Mu and Dazhi's QQ are also wondering how narcissistic it is, so that they can make Liu Shishi unable to close their legs every night?

The fat man excitedly took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera function, and stood aside solemnly, facing the computer screen.

"What are you going to do?" Cheng Mu was depressed.

"Nonsense, my big brother is finally going to show his true face, this is big news, I have to take a picture of it." The fat man danced and glared at the innocent Cheng Mu.

Cheng Mu was speechless, listening to the obscene voice, he could also guess that Brother Zhi was definitely not a beautiful man, a charlatan who sold dog skin plasters, was it necessary to be so cautious?

The friend was added successfully, and Cheng Mu was also a little curious to click on the video, waiting for the opposite side to be confirmed.

The fat man's eyes didn't blink, they opened like two bells, and his eager gaze seemed to be about to see Teacher Xiao Zhao taking a bath......

QQ shows that the opposite side is confirmed to receive, and the video is being opened......

"Hahaha, Brother Cheng is good. Have you seen such a handsome hairstyle? ”

The familiar obscene voice suddenly came out again, startling Cheng Mu!

But when the two looked at each other, the screen was still pitch black. It's just yourself and the fat man in the bottom left corner of the screen!

Nima! What about the said good hue? Unilateral opening?

The fat man first imitated Brother Zhi's tone and shouted: "Brother Zhi, I'm not happy anymore, it's really annoying to lie to my feelings!" ”

"Hey, hey, although it's not as good as me, it looks like Brother Cheng is still handsome, and it's almost the same way to come to my sister-in-law; As for this sister-in-law is a fat brother with napkins, what are you excited about. My hue was stolen by Brother Forced yesterday, so let's leave it at that. ”

Brother Zhi's voice is obscene, but he speaks very smoothly. There is indeed some kung fu.

As for the fat man, he said that his voice was low and sexy...... So how far and how far to roll......

Cheng Mu didn't know who Brother Zhi was, but the fat man followed Brother Zhi and shouted, "Damn, Brother Zhi." You force the black pot every time. Can you still be friends happily? Why don't you say that the underwear was stolen by my brother? ”

"Oh, fat brother, my big red pants don't steal it, it's just that last time he stole my Durex, it made this within a radius of ten miles quiet down in the middle of the night, Brother Forced is simply a living Lei Feng, you say, how can I be willing to insult our Brother Force?

"Really. Whenever I think of my miserable childhood, I think of a beautiful man who shone on the earth like the sun. Do you know, if it weren't for Brother Force, I would have ...... in those years"

"Yes, Brother Zhi, stop, let's get down to business!"

Brother Zhi and the fat man smell the same, all kinds of nonsense, although it is very funny, but obviously Cheng Mu is not in the mood, he listens to it loudly, and finally takes the initiative to interrupt the two.

Otherwise, it is estimated that these two people can talk to each other about each other, from childhood to an alien planet for ten days and half a month.

"Ahem, Brother Zhi, I've been talking about business, come on, my account has been launched, let me talk about the central idea of our video recording today!"

The fat man still wanted to speak, Cheng Mu made up his mind and directly covered his mouth with one hand, and finally, the whole world was quiet.

"What is the style of Wu Qilong in Huludao, everyone on the earth knows, that is humor! Aside from the technology of our professional commentary, every time you can make the audience laugh, that is the effect that Brother Zhi wants to achieve! ”

"So, if you can be humorous, let's be humorous, of course, this humor doesn't mean that you choose a Timo to stealthily sell cuteness under other people's skirts, put up a gossip mushroom array or something, what we want is intelligent humor!"

When Cheng Mu heard this, he looked at the fat man, how did he feel that Brother Zhi was mocking himself for fighting the jungle a few days ago?

Brother Zhi ignored them, and shouted in the voice of a male duck: "The so-called intelligent humor is the crystallization of human wisdom researched by tens of thousands of professors at Harvard and Oxford for three days and three nights!" You don't understand it, so I'll leave this to the personable brother Zhi. ”

The fat man scratched his head and wanted to refute Brother Zhi who bragged about not paying taxes, but fortunately, Cheng Mu covered his mouth again at the right time to let Brother Zhi continue to blow.

"Okay, except that you make sure that you can lead me to victory, you don't have anything to do, just eat and wait for death, bump into a head or something, accidentally give your Zhi brother two, five kills super god or something, and happen to give your Zhi brother to mess with it, isn't it very simple? Hey, I really envy you, you win by lying down. ”

Cheng Mu was speechless, and the fat man was also laughing. What do you mean by "I guarantee him victory" or "eat and wait for death"? Isn't the hardest part of this game to lead your teammates to victory?

"Okay, since Brother Zhi wants to be super god, I'll do my best, you play the middle laner, and I live in the middle lane, okay?" Cheng Mu could only follow Brother Zhi's words.

"Oh, what's so embarrassing about this swelling? You should say, the world-type midlaner is in the middle lane, how can you mix people up if you don't come to the jungler? I can't say anything, it's annoying, oops. ”

Cheng Mu Fat: "......"

"But the son is still teachable, he is worthy of being the boss of the boosting industry, his IQ is one-tenth of that of your brother Zhi, which is already able to keep up with your brother Zhi in the top of the intense national service game, come on, watch Brother Zhi take you to slaughter the whole audience!"

Teacher Dazhi said that he was so happy that he even forgot about calling himself "Brother Zhi"......

"Wait, what is the top game of the intense national uniform? You're not on this number anymore? Cheng Mu suddenly remembered that Brother Zhi's number was only 1400 points, and he also asked in confusion.

"Oh, look at it, look at it, just said that the mattress is teachable, you are stupid, the title of this video must be 'Brother Zhi brought the ninth training genius of the national service to slaughter the whole audience', the ninth in the national service, can he be a low-end game?"

"Besides, why are people so hypocritical? Where there is your brother Zhi, no matter what the segmentation is, it is all the top game of the sword mountain and the sea of fire! We must implement this point, otherwise we really can't have fun together! ”

Brother Zhi's flickering person's skills have obviously been perfected, and what he said is reasonable, the fat man and Cheng Mu glanced at each other, and they were speechless!

"Hey, hey, come on, see how Brother Zhi turns the middle lane into a human purgatory!" Brother Zhi laughed obscenely, like a crow that had left home in the middle of the night......

Thinking of that red record, Cheng Mu also gritted his teeth, accepted Brother Zhi's invitation to enter the room, and started his life for the first time with a sad face.

That's right, Cheng Mu handed over his first time to the commentary man who loves flowers and flowers, and recorded a video for the first time! (To be continued......)