Chapter 30: Eat the Feast, Kill the Devil!
"The things on the table, wine, roast chicken! Get more and go back, the commissar hasn't eaten yet! The three of them walked inside, and Li Yunlong admonished.
Don't patronize and eat when you go in, your hands and feet are nimble, try to put it in your pocket and take it back.
"Huh! No problem! Of course, Tai Gang also thought of this, and hurriedly nodded in response.
"Monk, what the are you doing!" As they were talking, the clothes of the two were suddenly pulled by Monk Wei.
Tai Gang and Li Yunlong were both startled, and instinctively put their hands on the gun box in their waists.
It's not just an enemy-occupied area, but the streets are full of their portraits, which are easy to expose, and everyone thinks that something is happening.
"You two will do it slowly!" Monk Wei said with a serious face.
"Why?" Li Yunlong was puzzled.
"When we're full! Calm down! Don't look back, I haven't eaten that bowl yet, and your gun has gone off! Monk Wei looked at Li Yunlong and Tai Gang, and said with a gesture.
In his eyes, these two people are warmongers, and they have a lot of influence on their stomachs.
"Look at your breath, eat, eat, eat!" Li Yunlong pursed his lips and said; "Yes, yes, yes, let's talk about it when you're full, after three rounds of wine and five flavors! Lao Tzu understands! ”
When Tai Gang heard it, he also felt that it was necessary to tell the two of them, I remember that in the original book, the two of them just grabbed a plate of peanuts, made a fuss and then started fighting.
"Monk, you have to pay attention later, you must use chopsticks when eating, if you don't use chopsticks to grab with your hands, I won't take you with me next time I enter the city!" Tai Gang pointed at Monk Wei and threatened.
"That's right, if you kid catches it directly with your hands, I'll shoot you when I go back!" When Li Yunlong heard this, he immediately remembered that the monk was like a starving ghost reincarnated, every time he killed pigs in the group, no one ate as much as him.
"Why? How much trouble is it to use chopsticks? Monk Wei said that he didn't understand it, eating a lot of meat was obviously very enjoyable!
"Why? On drinking wine and eating meat, who the hell can rob you? You also study hard with others, you are also from Shaolin Temple, how can there be such a big gap between people? ”
As soon as this topic was mentioned, Li Yunlong seemed to remember something, and continued; "Monk, did you steal the bottle of wine from Lao Tzu last time?"
The conversation ended in the silence of Monk Wei, and the three of them continued to walk towards Juxian Tower.
Grimacing at the camera at the door, Tai Gang left traces of his presence in this world.
Entering the lobby, there were quite a lot of people, and the three of them found a corner to sit down in a low-key manner.
After looking around, Tai Gang saw Chu Yunfei and his adjutant in another corner.
It didn't take long for the birthday party of Ichiro Hirata, the captain of the gendarmerie, to officially begin.
"Everyone, be quiet, be quiet, today is the forty-fifth birthday of His Excellency Ichiro Hirata, and now I would like to ask His Excellency Ichiro Hirata to give a lecture to everyone......" The traitor translator clapped his hands and said.
Look at the appearance of the lackey, Tai Gang really wants to go up and give him a keyboard, so that he knows that he will definitely die when he is a traitor.
Ichiro Hirata was chattering and talking about birds above, and the table below was not idle.
To be precise, it should be said that Li Yunlong and Monk Wei were not idle, especially the one that Monk Wei ate was in full swing.
Tai Gang deliberately sat between the two of them, for fear that he would fight before he was full.
Watching Monk Wei vigorously deliver food to his mouth, the one who ate it was called a gobble, and he wanted to kick him under the table with a kick.
"Niang Xipi, monk, slow down, it's easy to choke to death!" Seeing that the dishes on the table were about to be swept away by Monk Wei, Tai Gang couldn't care about his demeanor.
grabbed a roast chicken, pulled half of it for Li Yunlong, and began to stuff it into his mouth.
While eating, he examined the surrounding situation, and when he looked up, Tai Gang saw Chu Yunfei's adjutant Sun Ming smiling at himself.
I thought this guy had some special fetishes! As a result, I turned my head and looked, damn, the monk had picked up the plate again.
"Why did you put the plate up again?" Li Yunlong hurriedly lowered Monk Wei's hands down; "Can you eat slowly? Can you leave some for Lao Tzu? ”
Seeing that Monk Wei didn't listen at all, Li Yunlong also felt that his face couldn't be hung up, so many people watched, and educated; "What do you look like? How embarrassing you are, this is a banquet, everyone is a civilized person, look at you, how embarrassing! ”
"You're not much better than me!" Monk Wei stuffed the chicken leg into his mouth and muttered.
"Monk, if you don't give me some fucking more, Lao Tzu will shoot, everyone don't eat it!" Helpless, Tai Gang could only threaten.
Although it is not right to swear, it is very useful, Monk Wei was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then quickly withdrew his hand, reluctantly picked up the chopsticks, and held the peanuts.
"That's right! Everyone is a civilized person, how can you catch it with your hands! Li Yunlong saw that Monk Wei didn't rob it, and he was also happy, so he took a sip of wine and said.
Tai Gang also breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and hurriedly nibbled on half of the roast chicken in his hand, he knew that Monk Wei's patience was the same as ***, and he couldn't last long.
As expected, Tai Gang had just finished eating half a chicken, and Monk Wei and Li Yunlong grabbed it again.
"Oh, you leave some for Lao Tzu!" Because of Chu Yunfei's presence, Li Yunlong naturally couldn't compete with Monk Wei.
With a "snap", he angrily slapped the monk on the back of the head.
"Eight grids!" The movement of the two attracted the attention of the little devil, and one of them shouted at this side in bird language.
"Who are you scolding on a dog day?" Monk Wei naturally couldn't bear it, turned his head, glared and scolded.
"Eh, monk, you shouldn't be, he scolds people wrongly, lacks education, you can't learn from him! What a son of a bastard he is! Li Yunlong tasted wine and told Monk Wei the truth of life.
"What do you do? Who invited you here? Ichiro Hirata angrily ran over and asked loudly.
"Me? My surname is Li, and I am the Eighth Route Army you are looking for, Li Yunlong, the head of the Independent Regiment! After the traitor's translation, Li Yunlong said his identity lightly.
As soon as Li Yunlong's words fell, Monk Wei overturned the table, and the two directly took out their guns, pointed at the devils and the puppet army and shouted: "Don't move!" Don't move! Whoever moves, who dies! ”
"Bang! Bang! While speaking, two shots killed the two devils who had small movements.
Tai Gang looked at the wine and food all over the ground, and his mouth was so angry that he grinned! Damn Monk Wei! Backhanded, he pulled out the keyboard pinned to his waist.
Slammed into Ichiro Hirata, "Bang! "The sound of watermelon popping sounded, and the captain of the Japanese military police, Ichiro Hirata, suddenly.
Immediately afterwards, Tai Gang took a step back, pulled out his crotch, pulled out a crooked machine gun from his robe, and raised his eyebrows at Monk Wei, as if to say, do you think brother is awesome?
"Damn, why don't you bring a mortar!" Li Yunlong looked at Leng directly, and said in surprise with his eyes.
Tai Gang smiled and didn't speak, and said secretly in his heart, I don't bring something powerful, how can I grab someone's head with you, I use the keyboard to shoot, and I can still have a fast gun!
Swinging his head, Li Yunlong shouted in the direction where Chu Yunfei was sitting, "Brother Yunfei, you should show up, right?" ”
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
Chu Yunfei and his adjutant stood up violently, fired two shots in succession, and said very domineeringly: "Chu Yunfei, the commander of the 358th Regiment of the Jin Sui Army, is here!" Don't move! ”
"Brother Yunfei, brother, I will give you a personal favor, these devils and traitors, you can take them and ask for credit!" Li Yunlong swept the devils all over the house with a gun and said with a smile.
Tai Gang knew that the main event was about to begin, and hurriedly pointed his gun at the place where the devils and traitors were most concentrated.
It's a big guy in your hand, and you can't play with spot fire like a pistol, after all, it's shameful to waste.
"Brother Yunlong, I can't stand this love, what's the use of Chu asking for these turtle bastards!" After speaking, he shot at the devils and traitors around him again and again, and the guns were fatal.
Li Yunlong and Monk Wei also opened fire, Tai Gang naturally did not lag behind, and the tongue of fire spewed out by the crooked machine gun was also reaping the lives of devils and traitors to their heart's content.
In less than a minute, the five of them teamed up with the devil traitor who would eat Ichiro Hirata's birthday banquet in the future, and slaughtered them cleanly.
At this time, the whistle of the devils outside had already sounded throughout the county.
But by the time the devil's reinforcements arrived, the five of them had already run away from the back door of Juxian Building.
After leaving the city smoothly, the head of the regiment and Chu Yunfei said goodbye to each other.
It's just that neither of them thought that Chu Yunfei's sentence 'I hope we won't see each other on the battlefield in the future' was in one sentence.
Perhaps in the dark, the fate of the two has already been sealed......