Chapter 030: If you pretend to be 13, you will be struck by lightning
Equipped with a steel sword, the three-foot Qingfeng didn't care about the disdainful gaze of those players at all, and said in the team channel: "Sister Rabbit, with the bank card number of Qianshan Duxue, I will now ask my father's people to help check it, and I should be able to lock Lin Buxin's location soon." After finding her, we can find out the origin of the strong man according to the map. ”
"Hmm." Mi Xiaotu nodded quietly.
These three people are very promising, and a thousand yuan may be a month's food expenses for ordinary people, but for them, it is not even a gross fee. If this money can figure out the origin of the strong and fierce man, then they still think that they have made a lot of money, not to mention that there is also a level 20 orange martial arts?
"Sister Twilight, can I add a friend?" Three-foot Qingfeng continued to do Lin Buxin's relationship: "In this way, you can contact me if you have good equipment in the future, okay?" ”
"Our Twilight Gang leader is a busy man, so I don't have time to pay attention to a small role like you." Li Jiuyang stood up and said, "I'll add you." ”
"Forehead......" The three-foot Qingfeng grinned, girl, I'm just trying to avoid you, okay?
Bite!
System prompt: The player is a strong hunk who asks to add you as a friend, do you agree?
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Without waiting for him to refuse, the other party's friend application had already been sent, and Sanchi Qingfeng chose to confirm with a bitter face.
"Strong man, apart from this steel sword, is there any other equipment left?" The player who was ready to buy the steel sword for 20 silver coins was a little reluctant and asked.
"The equipment is gone, but there are some props." Li Jiuyang looked at the package and said.
"Props?" The player was a little disappointed: "In the early stage, players want to change to a better equipment upgrade, and the props are useless, right?" ”
"We'll have to see if it's useful." Li Jiuyang was full of confidence and casually sent out a chilled watermelon illustrated book.
Chilled Watermelon (Control Item):
Item Effect: After using this item, the player will increase 20 Ice Attack for 5 minutes, and each attack has a 50% chance to cause the current target to fall into a "Frozen" state, and the movement speed will be reduced by 2% for 3 seconds.
Prop description: Refreshing chilled watermelon.
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The introduction of chilled watermelon is very short, and the surrounding players can read it at a glance. First, there was a neat noise, and then countless angry curses came wildly.
"Fuck, strong man, you're hanging up!!"
"Yes, TMD, Monkey King Baby, Orange Wu, and now there are control props again!"
"Add 20 ice attacks in 5 minutes,, with this thing, Lao Tzu dares to single-handedly challenge the level 25 boss!"
"Let's keep a low profile, keep a low profile! It's a good thing, but the strong hunk is too dark! Let's keep a low profile, pretend that no one needs it, and it is estimated that his price will come down! ”
"Pretend to be your sister's low-key, in order to brush the boss, how much money you want!"
"Macho god, how to sell chilled watermelon?"
"Yes, macho god, you make an offer! We can't compare with the two-foot goods like the three-foot Qingfeng, and the price is still a little lower! ”
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"How much do you say is appropriate?" Li Jiuyang asked with a smile.
"Five copper plates in one!" A player with a lot of money yelled: "Five copper plates in one, I want as many as I want!" ”
"I'll rub, uncle, you have a hole in your brain, right?" Another player said with disdain: "Five copper plates, and the lowest level of blood recovery needs three copper plates!" That's called a control prop, and it's definitely more than that! Macho god, he's not sincere, I have! Ten copper plates in one, as many as you want! ”
"Ten copper plates?" Li Jiuyang grinned: "Ya, you have nothing to do with me, right?" Don't waste time, 1 silver coin per chilled watermelon, if you take a whole watermelon, 28Y! ”
Li Jiuyang's voice fell, and the discussion of the surrounding players also became quieter. They all know the usefulness of control items, and 1 silver coin gets a 5-minute ice attack BUFF, which is actually not expensive. But at present, most players only have a few silver coins on them, and if they buy a chilled watermelon, but they don't have a weapon to take advantage of, the combat effectiveness will still be greatly reduced.
As a result, players are struggling.
"Tell you to open your mouth, scare people, right?" Seeing that no one has bought the players around for a long time, Kaifeng Cai's heart is called cool, girl, strong and macho man, eat deflated, right?
The goods walked up to Li Jiuyang with a dagger: "Don't say we don't support your business, 28 silver coins, give me a watermelon!" ”
He took out a money bag from the package and weighed it proudly.
"Not for sale." Glancing at the goods, Li Jiuyang calmly spit out two words.
"it!" Kaifeng Cai was instantly furious: "You set a price of 28Y for a watermelon, and you don't sell it now?" You're drinking soy sauce and playing drunk, and you're idle (salty) and have nothing to tease us, right? ”
"What's wrong with teasing you?" Li Jiuyang raised his eyebrows and said: "Selling to others is this price, if you want to buy it, you just don't sell it." ”
"What do you mean?" Kaifeng Cai threw the money bag back to the package, his eyes wide with anger.
"Beacon Games is free to buy and sell, what's wrong if you don't sell it?" Li Jiuyang glanced at him: "Want to PK?" When I finish selling watermelons, I can do it at any time. ”
"You-" Kaifeng Cai gritted his teeth fiercely: "Rub, if you don't sell it, Lao Tzu won't buy it yet!" Without chilled watermelon, I won't upgrade TM? ”
"Upgrade?" A sinister smile appeared on the corner of Li Jiuyang's mouth, and he smiled at the players around him: "Everyone should understand after watching it for a long time, I have a bit of a holiday with this 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' gang." We don't want to be bullied when we play games, so let's ...... I won't sell the chilled watermelon, which of you can kill the Kaifeng dish, take a screenshot for me to verify, I'll give two watermelons at once! ”
"Wow!"
As soon as Li Jiuyang said this, the players present made a noise again. Two watermelons, according to Li Jiuyang's price, are a full 56 silver coins! 56 silver coins, how many monsters do you have to kill to burst?
"I'll rub your sister!" Driven by silver coins, seeing that many high-level players locked their hateful eyes on themselves, Kaifeng Cai was also furious: "Strong man, do you dare to make a face?" What do you see? If you want to kill Lao Tzu, take a look at the equipment on your body first! ”
"You are a rich second generation, you are rich, you are well equipped, you operate cattle, this is amazing?" Li Jiuyang continued to fan the flames: "It seems that two watermelons are a bit less...... Then let's change it, kill Kaifeng Cai, I will give three chilled watermelons, and I will compensate you for one watermelon, this is always okay, right? ”
"Strong man, do you count?" A player strode forward and asked.
"Isn't it possible for Luoyang City to issue a killer mission? I'll just choose a guarantee. Li Jiuyang shrugged his shoulders and smiled: "One of the players present counts as one, don't worry that I don't have watermelons, I'm afraid you don't have the ability!" ”
"I'll wipe it, as long as there is a guarantee!" The player looked back at Kaifeng Cai, as if looking at a little sheep waiting to be slaughtered: "It's okay to be killed, and you can get a watermelon!" ”
"Yes, yes, this business is sure to make a profit, it's done!"
"Kaifeng dish? MD, Lao Tzu has long been unhappy with him! ”
"Yes, dare to pretend to be 13 with the macho god, and everyone will clean him up together!"
"That's right, let's team up to kill, so that we can be both safe and profitable!"
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"What do you want to do?" Seeing that the players were all looking at him with greedy eyes, Kaifeng Cai was also a little panicked. Although he thinks that his PK ability is very strong, he can't stand the wolves. Besides, even if you don't get killed by these players, they are pestering themselves, and you don't want to practice this level!
"Don't be fooled by strong and macho men! Tell you, we're the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Gang, you dicks can't be messed with at all!! Kaifeng Cai was furious.
"Dick silk? Fuck your sister's dick! ”
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is a god thing?"
"I think it's in the skin business, right? Otherwise, how can you be so indebted to talk! ”
"Oh, I said! Led by all evils, Lao Tzu hates people who do this kind of business the most! Nothing else, kill them and do them harm! ”
"Yes, eliminate harm for the people, eliminate harm for the people!"
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"Holy!" Seeing that the surrounding players were shrinking the encirclement smaller and smaller, Kaifeng Cai was completely unsettled, and angrily pointed at the culprit who caused all this: "Strong man, what do you mean?" ”
"It's not interesting." Li Jiuyang shrugged indifferently: "I just want to let you understand a truth through this matter, in reality, it is useless if you have money and identity, and if you commit public anger in the game, it is a dead end." ”
"That's right!" A player jumped out and echoed Li Jiuyang: "Don't pretend to be pure, pretend to be pure, be careful of being wheeled!" Don't pretend to be 13, if you pretend to be 13, you will be struck by lightning! ”
"I'm rubbing, you're TM-"
"Kaifeng!" Mi Xiaotu's face was extremely difficult to see, and he stopped Kaifeng Cai from behind. The chick also hates Li Jiuyang in her heart, but now it is indeed as he said, if Kaifeng Cai maintains a hostile mood, maybe it will really cause public anger.
Let's not talk about the taste of being chased and killed, they plan to set up a gang in the future, if they offend these players, it will be spread by ten or ten hundreds, and it will not be good for the reputation of the gang.
After all, the beauty still has some effect, seeing Mi Xiaotu coming out, those male players' eyes lit up slightly, but some sisters asked Li Jiuyang: "Macho man, Mi Xiaotu, three-foot Qingfeng seem to be in a gang with Kaifeng Cai, is there a reward for killing them?" ”
"Of course!" Li Jiuyang was very simple: "Equal reward!" ”
"Strong hunk man!" Mi Xiaotu almost vomited blood, walked up to Li Jiuyang and looked at his face: "Have you made enough trouble?" ”
"Trouble? I didn't make a fuss. Li Jiuyang was still very "aggrieved", pointing to Kaifeng Cai and said: "It was he who just said that your Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Gang will be very bullish, and we can't afford to provoke our group of dick players." I'm just offering some benefits to show you the strength of the unity of the dicks. ”
The game is almost the same as reality, Li Jiuyang, the calf, borrowed a loophole under the anger of Kaifeng Cai, and then used the hatred of the rich of the ** majority, and transferred the main contradiction at once.
Originally, this farce was provoked by him, but now that he says this, it seems that Kaifeng Cai is bullying, and everyone is just maintaining the face of Dick Si under his leadership.
For a while, the crowd was turbulent, and Mi Xiaotu, three-foot Qingfeng, and Kaifeng vegetable eggs hurt to the extreme.