(Cat pounces on Chinese) Lu Hengchuan looked at me with a pair of dead fish eyes: "You wild boar has always been unprofitable, how can you take care of the affairs of the City God Temple now?" ”

"Fart, how is this an idle matter, this is Lao Tzu's own business," I pursed my lips and was about to stand up, when I suddenly found a sense of relief all over my body, as if the injury that was still in severe pain on my body just now, as if it was more than half better, and I suddenly wondered a little, what is the situation? Am I missing my tripod? Where else can you have that ability?

When I looked around, I found that the statue representing myself in the temple had been wiped clean.

Don't...... As soon as I woke up, I felt uncomfortable not because of the sequelae left by "my brother" when he was suppressed, but because this idol was aggrieved?

The statue of this city god is wearing an official uniform and a black gold crown - of course, it originally meant that it was a gilt and painted statue, but now, the gold on the crown has completely disappeared, not to mention the shabby of the mother, and I feel sad when I see it.

I pointed to the statue with black lines all over my head and asked, "How dirty was this statue just now?" ”

"That's not dirty, it's basically buried," Ma Sandou immediately said: "Don't mention it, I'm all panicking for the city god." ”

Where is it stuffy, it's almost suffocating!

"Hey, by the way, Brother Qianshu, I found it when I wiped the statue of Lord Chenghuang just now, why does Lord Chenghuang look so similar to you?" Ma Sandou said seriously while picking the spider on his head: "I heard that your godfather is black and impermanent?" Can your father be the City God? ”

Looking at the appearance of the city god, I also gasped, the previous city god was a white-faced middle-aged showman, but the appearance of this city god is too young, this big eyes and mouth, it is really a little similar to me!

And...... There is a big hole in the chest of this statue, and the foot in the official boots has been gnawed off by some animal, and one of the arms is also cracked, and it looks like it is about to fall off, in short, it is exactly the same as the pain on my body.

Now it's good, I understand everything, I finally don't have "my brother", and now I have a new god statue that can cure me, why is my life so miserable?

"I," Lu Hengchuan was already limping over at this time, and looked at me coldly: "Are you hiding something from me?" ”

I told him about it in frustration.

Lu Hengchuan and Ma Sandou all glared: "Living City God? ”

I was just about to nod my head, when suddenly there was a commotion outside, and a large group of people came, shouting: "You touch the gods, you will not die well!" ”

it? When I looked around, I saw a large group of elderly people in orange vests who appeared out of nowhere, and they were shouting at the door, but they didn't dare to come in.

This should be the group of elderly people who were called away by the demolition team, they are all local natives, and it is easy to inquire about the affairs of this place, so I hurriedly held on to the wall and went out: "Don't get excited, we are not demolishing the temple!" ”

"So what do you do? Sneaky, in short, not like some good person! ”

"Yes, normal people would go here!"

You're going to be angry when you say that! What's wrong with the breaking point?

"Not only is it not the temple that was demolished, but this temple is still protected by us," Lu Hengchuan glanced at those old people, and the momentum of that noble son instantly suppressed those old people.

But the old people glanced at each other, and then plucked up the courage to not forgive: "What do you protect? Why do you protect? Are you protected? I see you're sent by the demolition team to step on the spot! ”

Lu Hengchuan had nothing else, he glanced at Ma Sandou, Ma Sandou understood, picked up a stone from the ground, and beat it into powder with one punch.

The old people were frightened.

"That's it," Lu Hengchuan continued: "Do you believe it?" ”

"Immortals, what immortals! It's a god sent by the City God! Then, those old people worshipped Ma Sandou, which made Ma Sandou blush, helped the old man up and helped the old man, and stammered: "No, I'm not a fairy......"

My heart moved, can these old people be developed into believers in Lao Tzu? This is a ready-made mass base wow!

So I hurriedly came over with a pleasant face: "So, you all believe in the City God?" So why hasn't anyone come to worship the city god before? The temple has been broken like this, is the city god also a little miserable? ”

The implication is that you have points in your hearts, and you don't pick up the City God Temple, and you protect the City God Temple, but in fact, you don't even help with the sprinkling of the sprinkling, and it's too insincere.

"It's not that we don't come...... Don't dare to come in! "There is an old man who is in the best spirits, and he told me about this City God Temple.

It turns out that this City God Temple was still quite prosperous before, although it is not as effective as the big temple in the county, it can be compared to the upper and lower than the bottom, and the locals are worshipping here, but I don't know why, the City God Temple is haunted.

As soon as I heard this, I was stunned, isn't the City God Temple a place for stewards to redress their grievances? This place is haunted, and it is rumored that my father will laugh at him.

Seeing that I didn't believe it, the spirit of the old man hurriedly said, it's true, it's so haunted that it has been returned to the dead.

It is said that at that time, there was a woman who went to ask for the safety of her man who was away from home, but she didn't know what happened, so she died in the temple of the city god, and the one who died was called an inexplicable one - the head was placed on the offering table, and the body was still kneeling in place - as if the head was sacrificed to the city god.

Since then, whoever enters the City God Temple, who will be unlucky, the light is a headache and brain fever, the heavy is to break the arm and leg, it has been a long time, and no one dares to come, not only that, but there are also people near the City God Temple who always see the headless woman walking around, as if to get the head back, but also let the locals avoid it, it is rumored that there are ghosts here, and they would rather go to the big temple in the county town if there is something, this ten-mile shop City God Temple is of course abandoned.

And this time to demolish, why did these old people stop it, because they were afraid that the Chenghuang Temple would be demolished, and the ghost towns inside would not stop running out and harm the township, so they all came to resist the demolition with excitement.

This makes people wonder a little, why did the last city god smash his job and cause this to happen in his temple? If you don't want to make progress, you really don't want to make progress.

Damn, the rest of the mess has to be cleaned up.

I thought about it for a moment, and then said, "But we just went in, it's not haunted here, you see, aren't we okay?" ”

The old people looked at us, but they didn't see any scars, and they were all suspicious.

I followed the temptation: "Look, if you don't worship at the temple, it's a sin, you're here, why don't you give the city god incense and then leave?" ”

As soon as they heard me say this, the old people couldn't help but take a few steps back, and they all showed very awkward expressions, and after repeatedly confirming that there were no scars on our bodies, they each made excuses and went back.

What is this called, I thought sadly, this is called a disaster and a man-made disaster.

Lu Hengchuan looked at me gloatingly: "That's it, do you still want to find someone to make a statue of you as a god?" ”

What can I do, I'm desperate! How could I have known that the previous Chenghuang had done such a terrible job?

Thinking of this, I quickly turned around and went to find the soap li, and when I saw that the statues were all dusty, I couldn't recognize which one was him, and suddenly the voice sounded behind me: "Lord Chenghuang, are you looking for me?" ”

Why do you have to come out from behind every time?

But he didn't care about scolding him, so he asked him what happened to the last city god? How can you still die at the door of your home?

That black mole soap is very aggrieved, get up, it was also the bad luck of the last city god, that woman happened to be his enemy in his previous life, this time he came to take revenge, but he has become the city god, the woman can't revenge, so she will make trouble here and ruin the reputation of the city god.

The city god is afraid of robbery, and he can't arrest her for his own favoritism, and he is very worried, as time goes by, the incense becomes more and more cold, and the city god's ability is getting more and more, and he can't catch it if he wants to, and in the end, it becomes like this.

What is this called?

It seems that Lao Tzu has to think of ideas to turn the tide - he has to pull some pilgrims.

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