Chapter 240: You're So Fat! (On the first day of the Lunar New Year, I wish you all a prosperous Year of the Dog!) )
"If you don't sleep, sooner or later you will die at the hands of a woman." Yu Yang walked out of the kitchen, he also wore an apron, in the past few months, they either went out to eat, or bought their own vegetables and did it, every time he was with Chen Feng, Jiang Ying was in a mood to help, and when she was in a bad mood, she moved to the side to watch TV, as for Zhao Sleepless, she almost didn't go into the kitchen.
Zhao Wumian glared at Yu Yang, then looked at Chen Feng anxiously and said, "Brother, my brother's happiness in the second half of his life depends on you, explain quickly." ”
Chen Feng smiled, and then said a few words to Hua Meihui in Korean, he didn't explain anything to Hua Meihui, anyway, he was just teasing Sleepless just now, in addition, he understands that Sleepless's character is nothing more than greedy for freshness, and after a while, he forgot about it, just like when he yelled for Luo Xiaoqing, they have been getting along with each other for a few months in the training base, and they don't see Sleepless pursuing Luo Xiaoqing with a dead face.
"Mr. Chen Feng, are you cooking?" When Hua Meihui asked, her eyes kept looking into the kitchen, but unfortunately the kitchen door was blocked by Chen Feng and Yu Yang, she could only smell the fragrance of the vegetables, but she couldn't see it at all, and the most important thing was that she hadn't eaten dinner when she came, and now the fragrance of the vegetables had been scrambling into her nose, and she couldn't help it, so she made a swallowing motion.
Chen Feng was stunned.
Hua Meihui looked embarrassed, her shocked face floated with a faint flush, and said softly: "It's so fragrant." ”
"You haven't eaten yet, have you?" Chen Feng asked.
Hua Meihui nodded.
"Just the right time, let's eat together?"
Out of the girl's reserve, Hua Meihui hesitated slightly, but she nodded quickly, Chen Feng smiled and turned around and walked into the kitchen with a spatula, and said, "Wait a minute, there is still a dish that has not been fried." ”
After Chen Feng returned to the kitchen, he opened the fire to scramble tomatoes and eggs, Hua Meihui stood behind him and watched, when she saw Chen Feng skillfully turning the spoon, her sexy lips opened slightly, her beautiful eyes showed surprise, and asked, "Mr. Chen Feng, do you cook often?" ”
Chen Feng shook his head and nodded again: "There used to be very little, because I didn't have time, but now I have a lot of time, and I'm not used to eating Korean food, so I make it myself." ”
"Oh, your food should look good." Hua Meihui couldn't help but swallow her saliva, which shows that she is really hungry.
"I'll be able to eat it right away." Chen Feng said with a smile.
"Okay."
A few minutes later, at the dining table, Chen Feng and a few people sat around, obviously because Hua Meihui was there, Zhao Wumian, who had always eaten in spite of his image, chewed and swallowed slowly, Yu Yang teased after the incident: "When did our brother Mian eat so gently?" ”
According to Wumian's words, his eyes glared at Yu Yang, and he said in a low voice: "Damn, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute." After speaking, Zhao Wumian did not equal Yang to fight back, so he happily took the initiative to pick up the dishes to Hua Meihui, and Hua Meihui said thank you in Korean.
Zhao Wumian grinned and said, "Smecta." ”
"Poof!"
Luo Xiaoqing on the side suddenly laughed, and when she realized that she was more out of shape, she quickly covered her mouth with her hand, but this did not affect her laughter.
Chen Fengwan'er, squinting at Sleepless and looking around, asked, "What's so funny?" Isn't my Korean language standard enough? ”
"I really can't stand it." Yu Yang helped his face.
"Damn, if I had studied hard back then, with my talent, I would have been proficient in the eight Chinese languages now." Zhao Wumian was a little hateful, and then, he saw Hua Meihui looking at everyone curiously, because no one moved chopsticks except her.
At this time, Zhao Wumian looked at Yu Yang and asked, "How do you say you are so cute in Korean?" ”
"Call Brother Yang to teach you immediately." Yu Yang said with a smile.
"Take advantage of me?" Sleepless glaring.
"Then do you call it?"
"Brother Yang!" Zhao Wumian gritted his teeth, but in order to show favor to Hua Meihui, he had no choice but to compromise, as everyone knows, he actually forgot about Chen Feng's ability to speak Korean at a critical moment, and after he called Brother Yang, Yu Yang kept his promise and taught him to speak Korean.
When Chen Feng heard this, he almost laughed out loud, fortunately his endurance was stronger, otherwise he would have laughed a long time ago, the reason why he almost couldn't help laughing was because Zhao Wumian asked Yu Yang to teach him to say 'you are so cute' in Korean, and as a result, Yu Yang taught him to say 'You are so fat'.
Zhao Sleepless is very smart, or rather, in order to please beauties, under normal circumstances, a man's IQ rises in a straight line, Yu Yang taught a sentence, and then learned according to Sleepless, only to see Zhao Sleepless put down his chopsticks, stared at Hua Meihui with his eyes, and then said to Hua Meihui in a sentence of Korean that he had just learned: "You are so fat." ”
"......" Hua Meihui was stunned, and even forgot to open her mouth to eat the eggs that were brought to her mouth.
"You're so fat." After saying the first game, the effect was really good, because Hua Meihui was stunned with joy, so without waiting for Hua Meihui to react, he said again.
At this time, Chen Feng and Yu Yang couldn't help but glance at each other.
Luo Xiaoqing and Jiang Ying looked at each other, because they didn't understand Korean at all, and after that, Jiang Ying couldn't help but ask Chen Feng in a low voice: "Yu Yang taught him Korean, shouldn't it mean cuteness?" ”
Hearing this, Chen Feng was slightly surprised and whispered, "You know Korean?" ”
Jiang Ying shook her head.
"That..."
"I don't think Hua Meihui's expression is quite right, and Yu Yang often goes against Sleepless, so I think Yu Yang shouldn't teach him easily." Jiang Ying analyzed.
"Yes, it's very detailed." Chen Feng said.
"What does that Korean phrase Yu Yang teach him to mean?"
"You're so fat."
“......”
At this time, Hua Meihui looked down at her figure, because she has to act, she has a very balanced diet every day, and she often exercises, and her body proportion is maintained very well, so she has nothing to do with 'fat'.
However, at this time, Zhao Wumian said to her with a smile on his face: "You are so fat." ”
"Poof!"
It was Luo Xiaoqing who couldn't help laughing just now.
Now Jiang Ying couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Zhao Wumian is so smart, if the first time, he didn't find that Hua Meihui's expression was wrong, then the second time, the third time he was a little suspicious, especially the third time, Hua Meihui's beautiful eyes were full of doubts, look at him, and look down at himself, at the same time, Jiang Ying laughed out loud, so he immediately noticed that something was wrong.
"Yu Yang, what did you teach me?" Zhao Wumian asked.
"Didn't you ask me to teach you how cute you were?" Yu Yang looked innocent.
"Damn, it's too much of a deception, you wait for me." Zhao Wumian immediately took out his mobile phone, and he didn't know what he was messing with, and after a while, an electronic synthetic voice suddenly sounded on his mobile phone and said 'You're so cute' in Korean.
When he heard it, he instantly found that it was completely different from what Yu Yang taught him, only to see him put down his phone and gritted his teeth at Yang with a black face: "What did you teach me?" ”
"You're so fat." Now, Yu Yang can't go on, and as soon as the words fell, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Giggle..."
Jiang Ying and Luo Xiaoqing also laughed back and forth.
Chen Feng also smiled.
Only Zhao Wumian's black face was black, and he saw that he was gritting his teeth, as if he wanted to crush his teeth, and then he understood why the expression on Hua Meihui's face was weird, and then his eyes were full of doubts.
"Yu Yang, you fucking pit me." Zhao Wumian was angry.
"I'm laughing to death, no, I can't laugh anymore." Yu Yang usually doesn't laugh like this, because his personality belongs to a more calm type, however, according to Sleepless behavior, he successfully made him laugh.
"Mr. Chen Feng, what are they laughing at?" Hua Meihui saw that everyone was laughing, but she couldn't understand Chinese, so she had to ask Chen Feng.
"They're laughing at the sniper next to you."
"Oh."
"Miss Hua Meihui, what he said to you just now was unintentional, he originally wanted to say to you, you are so cute, but he was teased by his friend." Chen Feng explained for Sleepless.
When Hua Meihui heard this, she suddenly nodded, then smiled and looked at Zhao Wumian, who gritted her teeth, and said thank you in Korean.
Zhao Wumian immediately looked at Chen Feng, and Chen Feng said: "I explained to her, you are unintentional, and she also understands your intentions, so I said thank you to you." ”
Hearing this, the dark clouds on Sleepless Face were swept away, and he put on a smiling face and gave vegetables to Hua Meihui.
After eating, Hua Meihui stayed at the base for about an hour and left, according to Wumian personally sent it, and after sending Hua Meihui away, Zhao Wumian said to Yang in the first sentence when he came in: "Damn, Yu Yang, I want to fight you alone." ”
"No problem, the old rules, whoever has more heads wins, and the loser must wash the feet of the winner." Yu Yang's appearance is not false at all, although his assaulter does not have the advantage of hitting distant targets like snipers, but the assaulter has an advantage, after the close-point assault, he can immediately make up for the death and accept the head, the sniper is different, it may not be able to make up after knocking down, and sometimes after knocking down the target, the head will be snatched by other teams, so it can only be said that each has its own advantages.
"Add one more, the one who loses, call the one who wins." Zhao Wumian gritted his teeth and said, in order to learn Korean just now, he called Yu Yang a brother, but Yu Yang taught him indiscriminately, causing him to almost misunderstand Hua Meihui, which made him extremely unhappy, which is why he proposed heads-up in the first place.
"In that case, then just play bigger, and those who lose will buy a week's worth of food, and the expenses will not be reimbursed." Yu Yang said.
"That's it." Zhao Wumian agreed.
“OK。” Yu Yang nodded.
"The bets are all settled, then sit down and get ready to start." Chen Feng sat down.
Half an hour later, Zhao Wumian and Yu Yang's 'heads-up' had an answer, only to see Zhao Wumian and Yu Yang take off their headphones at the same time, and then Zhao Wumian silently walked to the bathroom, Yu Yang looked at Zhao Wumian's back and shouted: "Put more hot water." ”
In this game, Yu Yang narrowly won, he killed eleven of them, and Zhao Wumian killed ten, this is because Yu Yang is lucky, when he was in the finals, Zhao Wumian's position was not good, when he saw the last person on the other side, Yu Yang had already rushed out with a gun, and when Zhao Wumian wanted to shoot, it was too late, because in addition to them, the last person who survived the game in this game had been killed by Yu Yang.
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