Chapter 61 I'm Allergic to Women
"Grandma, who are you listening to all this nonsense! If you listen to the reporter's media, this is simply nonsense, those guys have always liked to spread rumors and make trouble, I really didn't lie to you! β
Yuan Siye tried his best to argue.
"To tell you the truth, yes, I had a relationship with Liu Suan, but I didn't take it seriously, if I met it on the street, I wouldn't be able to recognize it if others didn't remind me! Besides, when we dating, there was no skin-to-skin kiss at all, not once! So how could she possibly conceive my child? β
Yuan Siye swore an oath, and it seems that the meaning is true.
In order to prevent this kind of indiscriminate recognition of his father in the future, Yuan Siye made up a very good reason for himself.
"You also know that I have a cleanliness fetish, and it's very serious, and to tell you the truth, it's the same for women! I'm allergic to women, except for her! β
After finishing speaking, Yuan Siye pointed at Song Lexi with his hand.
was so scared that Song Lexi almost broke the window and ran away!
A thunderclap on a sunny day completely stunned Song Lexi, and at the same time, it also made Mrs. Yuan stupid.
The old lady held her cane and stood stupidly, "YouβWhat did you say?" β
Yuan Siye was sure where he was standing, and the old lady couldn't reach it, brushed the hair that hung down because of running, and laughed very wickedly, "Grandma, you heard it right, I am allergic to women, and I am only immune to Lexi." β
"So, it's nonsense that Liu is pregnant with my child!"
The old lady staggered twice.
Frightened, Song Lexi hurriedly went up to help her sit on the sofa.
Not to mention the old lady, Song Lexi's head is also dizzy at this moment.
Changing girlfriends is faster than changing clothes, and Yuan Siye, who has ex-girlfriends all over the world, is allergic to women? How can it be! If you are really allergic, what do those girlfriends say?
And allergies to women or something, is there really that kind of case in the disease library?
Why didn't she believe it?
Yes!
Song Lexi secretly patted himself, it must be Yuan Siye's nonsense, just to escape the old lady's crutches!
Thinking about it this way, Yuan Siye is too scummy.
In order to escape responsibility, he put on a coat that can't touch a woman, tsk, scumbag!
"No, how did I not know that you are allergic to women?" The old lady is not a flower in a greenhouse, and she only reacted after a brief moment of consternation, and asked.
The little grandson was grown up by her, and if she really had any allergies, she would have discovered it a long time ago.
Yuan Siye lowered his eyes and sighed, a little lonely appeared on his handsome face, "Actually, I only found out later." β
According to Yuan Siye's words, he didn't know it before, but then he had a certain girlfriend, and the two met and fell in love, and finally went to the hotel naturally, and found out that he was allergic to women at a critical moment.
The other party tried his best to tempt him, but not only was he not tempted, but he felt sick to his stomach when he touched the other party's body.
At first, he thought it was a psychological reason, so he quickly broke up with that girlfriend and found a second and third ...... However, every girlfriend makes him uncomfortable.
So he realized that he was allergic to women!
As for why he suddenly decided to marry Song Lexi, it's very simple, I didn't feel disgusting when I touched Song Lexi.
Old Mrs. Yuan held her forehead, "Wait, you wait." "A bit informative.
In other words, the seething playboy rumored by the outside world is actually a chick who has never even been close to a woman's body?
Song Lexi was also a little dazed, could it be that what he said was true?
"Then why do you still change girlfriends one by one?"
Yuan Siye Zhenzhen said: "Fight poison with poison!" β
Oh.
Song Lexi's face was indifferent.
Old Lady Yuan glanced at him with disgust, and knocked on her crutches, "Since you say so, go to the hospital!" β
The old lady made a quick decision.
Their Yuan family can be incapable, but they can't be without responsibility.
Only by making sure that Yuan Siye is really allergic to women can he photograph that the child in Liu Su'an's belly is not his, otherwise......
Old Mrs. Yuan glanced at Song Lexi without a trace, and sighed secretly in her heart, thinking that she must be said that Si Ye's bastard boy lied.
What to go to the hospital Song Lexi raised his hands and feet in agreement, and the housekeeper quickly arranged a car and went straight to the hospital.
The reporters have already tasted the benefits of squatting in Yuan Siye, especially in the past few days, the big melons of the Yuan family have exploded one after another, so there are many people squatting outside the old mansion of the Yuan family.
It's just that because of the bodyguards' eyesights, they are far away one by one, and a camera is needed at this time.
Therefore, when the Yuan family went out, the reporters immediately noticed it and were busy keeping up.
Seeing them enter the hospital, the journalists boiled.
Could it be that Mrs. Yuan is really pregnant?
On the way here, I have already made an appointment, because it involves privacy and the highest degree of confidentiality, so the dean came directly to receive it.
The old lady was in good spirits and turned the two small conductors around.
The inspection was a hassle, and although the dean had tried to simplify the procedure as much as possible, it still took several hours.
When he came out of the examination room, Yuan Siye's whole body was almost paralyzed.
Song Lexi gloated, let you force yourself to wash your stomach, and you will be retributed!
The old lady's expression was gloomy, looking at the examination room on crutches, and it was not until Yuan Siye walked out with heavy steps that her deep and wise eyes regained their brilliance.
Because the dean personally received them, the results of the inspection were handed over to them as quickly as possible.
The old lady looked at the results silently, and then looked sideways at Yuan Siye, who had a straight face and no expression, and said expressionlessly: "The inspection results show that there is no problem at all." β
Yuan Siye didn't blink his eyes, "Grandma, but I do feel sick and nauseous when I have intimate contact with women." β
The dean smiled on the sidelines, "We suspect it may be psychological." β
Leng Buding knew the big secret, and the dean panicked.
In this era, there are people who are allergic to women?
The diseases of the rich and noble are more advanced than others.
The old lady looked at Yuan Siye deeply, and her eyes were ...... Anyway, if it was Song Lexi, maybe he would surrender and admit defeat, but Yuan Siye looked back as if he didn't feel it.
In the middle of the night, the old lady clapped her head, "Go see a psychiatrist." β
It just so happened that the hospital also had a doctor who specialized in psychology, and the group went straight to the psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist is really psychologically good, at least seeing that their expressions have not changed when they see a group of people who are aggressive and look like ill intentions no matter how they look, and they can let them sit naturally with an attitude.
Because of the privacy involved, this situation should have been only doctors and patients, but the old lady said that she wanted to sit in and pulled Song Lexi.
The doctor looked at Yuan Siye.
Yuan Siye nodded.
He is very confident in his psychological quality and decides that he can deceive the old lady who is old and sophisticated.
Since the patient himself agreed, the doctor did not object.
Listening to the doctor's guided inquiry, Song Lexi's embarrassed toes almost didn't buckle out of the four-room living room, but Yuan Siye didn't panic at all, he deserved to be the Great Demon King of Yuan!
After some examination, the doctor said regretfully: "Young Master Yuan is indeed psychologically allergic to women, but this situation is not only in China, even abroad, there is no effective method." β
In fact, psychiatrists are quite stressful.
That's the Yuan family.
No one in the Yuan family in City A knows who doesn't know, he is an ordinary psychiatrist, why should he bear such a big burden?
God knows how much psychological pressure he was under during the inquiry, not to mention that there was an old lady next to him.
Even if he tried not to drift his gaze to the old lady's side, he could feel a particularly strong sense of presence, and his back was sweaty at this moment.
The old lady held the dragon head on the cane and said in a calm tone, "So this situation is unsolvable?" β
"Yes." The psychiatrist was apprehensive and stable on the surface, "Young Master Yuan's situation is not the same as others, some people are allergic to women, he is allergic to all women, but Young Master Yuan is different, he is not allergic to the young lady, in fact, this situation is not hindered." β
The psychiatrist's words were euphemistic, but the meaning was clear: I have a wife anyway, and I just don't have an allergy to my wife, as long as I don't have the heart to cheat or anything, it's not a big problem, right?
Song Lexi's neck was cold, and he secretly glared at Yuan Siye, how could the two of them divorce like this? Except for himself, he is allergic to all other women, once divorced, wouldn't he be single for the rest of his life, can the old lady agree?
Yuan Siye's face was paralyzed.
He didn't want to, but wasn't there no way to do it at the time? Otherwise, would he have the reputation of making other girls' bellies bigger? Just kidding, he didn't do it, why should he be responsible?
As for the problem that Song Lexi is worried about, it is not a problem, since there is Song Lexi, there will naturally be others, but I haven't found it for the time being, and allergies to this thing, it's not that it can't be good, not to mention that my allergies are special, maybe when it will be natural to get better.
Although this process may take some time, after all, after setting up the flag herself, the old lady will definitely be suspicious if she breaks it in a short time.
Even in order not to make the old lady suspicious, this period had to be extended from half a year to at least one year.
Song Lexi didn't know about these things, if she knew that she would be able to get rid in half a year, just because Yuan Siye died for a year, she would definitely bite someone.
The old lady didn't speak, and everyone subconsciously tensed their nerves for a while.
After a long time, the old lady's eyes swept over Yuan Siye's body, and she glanced at the psychiatrist again before she said slowly: "Since this is the case, let's do more experiments and see what went wrong." β
"Lexi, let's go out first."
Song Lexi sighed, leaving a numb Yuan Siye and a confused psychiatrist.
The old lady is old, but her back is not hunched, her legs are not bent, her posture is upright, and her temperament is elegant.
"Lexi." When the two of them sat in the lounge specially prepared by the dean, the old lady took Song Lexi's hand and asked, "Do you think Si Ye is real or pretending?" β
In fact, the old lady didn't believe it in her heart, she recalled carefully, Yuan Siye's ex-girlfriends are countless, and they have reached the point where they can meet one when they go out, so many women can't be close to none of them, not to mention the one surnamed He.
Even she wondered if Yuan Siye used this method to defend the woman surnamed He.
But if it's really for the woman surnamed He, then why does he want to do good things with Lexi? Is it to hide something? If that's the case......
The old lady squinted, she was definitely going to break that kid's leg!
Song Lexi blinked, two blushes appeared on his face, and he said a little shyly: "Grandma, I don't know, but, but it's normal for him to be here." β
I don't memorize the pot, I don't memorize the book, if Yuan Siye has the ability, he will lie, and if he doesn't have the ability, he will wait to be knocked off by the old lady.
The old lady thoughtfully, "Okay, you rest first, and I'll ask later." β