Chapter 700: Xiang Shang Grave
Out of the mouth of the tomb, it was just dawn.
As the saying goes, look at the clouds in July and August, it is now the eighth month of the lunar calendar, the morning glow is beautiful and colorful against the background of the rising sun, the smell of the earth wet with dew, and the smell of the fallen leaves are dried, which makes people especially want to say "the weather is cool and autumn".
The sky is clean.
My heart was also empty—I didn't want to admit that I felt like I had been dug up by life, so I had to tell myself that maybe I didn't have anything in my stomach and was hungry.
Lu Hengchuan looked at the stand-in in my hand as he walked, and asked a little worriedly: "This culprit was caught, what are you going to do next?"
"What else can I do, seal him up." I replied: "Anyway, it can't move, lock it somewhere with a liuxian rope, and when I die, take a Luban ruler and string it with me, string a clover plant, string a concentric circle."
In this way, the three-legged bird will never come out again.
"Skewer your mother!" Lu Hengchuan didn't seem to be able to listen anymore, and raised his hand to hit me, but I dodged: "I'll warn you again, you beat Lao Tzu in front of Lao Tzu's ancestral tomb, beware of Lao Tzu's ancestor pulling you down to drink tea."
"Smack", not sooner or later, a hand was placed on the shoulders of Lu Hengchuan and me: "When did you come, you all arrived at the door, why didn't you tell me in advance?"
I just said that the ancestor pulled him to drink tea and came to such a "ghost shoulder", and he was stunned at the time, and Lu Hengchuan's face changed slightly, but he reacted immediately, and the voice was familiar: "Li Guoqing?"
"Isn't it, you still want to surprise me?" Li Guoqing smiled: "I'm here, buy something."
As he spoke, he wanted to take the stand-in.
Damn, what kind of eyes do you have to see the styrofoam in my hand as a gift?
I quickly shrank the stand-in back: "What are you doing early in the morning at our ancestral grave?"
"You don't know?" Li Guoqing blinked his eyes and pointed behind him: "Yingying didn't tell you?"
"Huh?" As soon as I turned around, I saw Zhang Yingying.
Zhang Yingying stared at me, slightly surprised, but still stubbornly turned her face, as if angry with me.
it? My mind suddenly twitched: "You two, should you ......?"
There is a custom in our village, two people get married, not only have to go to the family to meet the parents, after the marriage is confirmed, the two of them also have to go to the ancestral grave together, which means that the daughter-in-law also has to give the ancestor a palm, see the parent called the family, see the ancestor called the tomb.
When they meet each other, if the ancestors like it, the little couple will definitely be safe and sound.
And if the ancestor is not happy, the new daughter-in-law will be unlucky-if it is light, it will vomit and diarrhea, and it will be a bloody disaster.
For example, there is a boy in our village, who has been working in the city for a few years, and met a girl, who is willing to follow him, and the boy is very happy, and the girl quickly became pregnant, and planned to get on the bus first and then buy a ticket, and prepare to get married, and happily brought it back to the village to go to the grave, but the daughter-in-law was fine when she went to the grave, and when she returned home from the cemetery, it was terrible.
The daughter-in-law took a pestle for washing clothes, smashed it on her stomach, and shouted while smashing, I killed you stinky and shameless vixen, and I came to my father with a wild seed, and we don't have your land in the grave!
Some people who have heard it have recognized it, it is the voice of the boy's grandmother - his grandmother's name is Da Fei, her voice is hoarse and rough, and she is the most unaccustomed to the woman who is the tune of the demon, and the mantra is "Sao Vixen".
This can frighten the big guy, you said that a pregnant woman hit the evil, how dangerous it is, so I ran to Ji Ye to see something, Ji Ye looked at it like this, and said that this girl was afraid that she had hidden something, and the ancestors were unhappy.
When it comes to this, who can't hear it?
But the matter has to be solved, I can't let the girl be so crazy here, not to mention anything else, how many people see the joke! In the countryside, face is not all important.
So Ji Ye touched the bottom of the pot and wiped the girl's face - the ash at the bottom of the pot ward off evil spirits, because the bottom of the pot is the boundary of the stove prince, the fire burns the grains, and it can suppress evil things.
The girl came to her senses after becoming a baogong, and when she asked, she cried and said that the child was another man's, and she was reluctant to beat it.
The kid was also dumbfounded, and asked Ji Ye what to do?
Ji Ye said that you can't ask me about this, you have to ask yourself, what are you going to do?
The kid thought for a while, and then said, it's not easy to find a daughter-in-law, this baby, he is willing to admit it.
Ji Ye sighed - the other kid's family also sighed, the people of the old generation, where did they accept this, but now the ratio of men and women is out of balance, and it is indeed not easy to find a daughter-in-law, since the kid has decided, the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry, and others follow to make ideas,
The girl was grateful, and said that she would be good to that kid for the rest of her life, absolutely