XXXIX. The lion is really a man
The hunchbacked demon hid behind the base of the wall and was in a hurry.
The feet are all stomped and broken, and they are in vain.
Why is this stupid lion's head so bluffing?
The hunchbacked demon came out, "King, ask him for the guilt...... Don't forget. ”
"Okay, I'll wait until I've had enough water."
The hunchbacked demon saw that Nan Xun was about to come out, so he quickly hid back behind the wall to listen to the wind.
Nan Xun put the bucket down, "You don't have to pay me back." ”
The lion's head said, "Thank you, big brother, for relieving my urgent need." ”
The lion cooed and drank the water.
The hunchbacked demon thought that he should do something right now, but this one touched his mouth and went home again.
"I'll go!"
"Great fool and retarded!"
The hunchbacked demon jumped out like a clown.
"Where's the king?"
The lion's head said, "When you are full, go home." How comfortable it is to sleep in the sun, why are you thirsty and hungry here? Riding a horse and sitting in a sedan chair is better than sleeping. ”
The hunchbacked demon said, "What about Xingshi's questioning? Xingshi asks for sin! Go ahead! ”
The lion's head was immediately unhappy: "This king wants you to teach me how to do things?" ”
The hunchbacked demon saw the murderous look in the eyes of the lion-headed king.
He immediately coaxed and obediently said, "King, the little one is not for myself." ”
"The small one is for you to fight for the king, but the fleshy lingzhi has been cultivated for a long time by the king, in order to improve your cultivation, it was eaten in vain, and it is not begging for an explanation, this matter cannot be said anywhere."
The lion's head scratched his head, "This thing is not easy to do, eating people with short mouths and short hands, I drink other people's water." Also drank two barrels. ”
The hunchbacked demon said, "Hey! Where is his water? That's your water, King C. ”
Lionhead: "Oh? ”
The hunchbacked demon said: "The house was assigned to him by you, and the materials were given to him by you for free, in the final analysis, it was he who took advantage of you."
Lionhead: "Is that so?" ”
Hunchbacked goblin: "It has to be!" Let anyone say that it is such a reason. ”
Lionhead: "Oh, but why do I think there's something wrong with this?" ”
Hunchbacked little demon: "That's right, he's a stinky newcomer, what to drag." I don't ask the price, just eat the fleshy reishi. ”
"If you don't ask, he's stealing."
Lionhead: "Yes, I'll ask the big brother to go." ”
When the lion's head came to the door for the third time, Nan Xun was lying in the hammock in the courtyard basking in the sun.
The lion's head said, "Hey, big brother, let's meet again, brother, I'll ask you something." ”
Nan Xun said sleepily, "Say." ”
Lion's head: "There is a fleshy Ganoderma lucidum, it is said that you stole and ate it, is there such a thing?" ”
Nan Xun opened his eyes: "Yes!" ”
Lionhead: "Hey! How do you steal from people casually? ”
Nan Xun said: "She climbed in by herself, I thought she had soiled my courtyard, let her go, and she wouldn't leave." ”
Lionhead: "Oh, that's right. ”
"I don't think the big brother is that kind of person. If you want water to drink, you will also have a bucket attached. Why do you want to steal a meat lingzhi when you are idle. ”
"To be honest, I also think that fleshy Lingzhi has a special fishy smell. If it weren't for the sake of boosting some spells. I'm not unfamiliar with her. ”
Nan Xun thought to herself, this lion's head is a bit interesting.
A lot of people are asking ten sentences to say a word.
That sentence is still false.
But this lion's head is very different.
Don't ask anyone, confide in yourself.
Nan Xun appreciates real people, and also appreciates real monsters. He may be more suitable to be a subordinate than Leopard Xiaoyin.