Chapter 77: A Trick Kills You
"Peach Blossom Tribulation?"
Ah Lai deliberately said, "What do you mean? I still have such good fortune?"
These guys are staring at themselves, his grandmother's! It seems that the scars have forgotten the pain, and the skin is itchy again.
With so many people, it seems that they can only fight with their wits.
Believe it or not, I'll kill you with one trick.
Hu San said coldly: "Do you remember what I said to you when we first met?"
Ah Lai said blankly: "What you said is nonsense, where do I remember it?"
Hu San sneered: "Just your Kaba Kaba, how many pounds and how many taels you weigh, and you still want to be a hero to save the United States?"
Ah Lai clasped his hands together: "Amitofu, saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter." ”
"Hey......
Hu San sneered: "You fake monk, pretending, Lao Tzu has already investigated you, you are just a student, you dare to play Lao Tzu's IQ, Lei Cemetery prank, it turned out to be a set of you thought of it, a set, the small note in the temple Lao Tzu checked the handwriting, it was written by your kid." ”
"When I arrived at the hospital, I found out that my brother's injury was not hit by your palm at all, you were powered with an electric shocker, Lao Tzu is strange, why didn't the thunder over the mass grave kill you?"
Speaking of this, Hu San subconsciously said something by himself, and hurriedly stopped chattering.
Ah Lai thought to himself, see how I play you to death next, smiled slightly, and said, "This is all in the past, why mention it?" ”
"Haha...... Ha ha. ”
Hu Sanyi couldn't stop laughing when he heard it.
"Did I slap me in the hospital for nothing? Did my brother give you electricity for nothing?"
"Then you still want to taste my Tianlai Three Palms?" Ah Lai said with a grin.
"Bullshit three palms, playing magic tricks to fool Lao Tzu until now, what you said to the doctor in the hospital, I heard it clearly, your so-called kung fu was just an accident, that day was Lao Tzu's bad luck, you climbed up from the water today, is there still static electricity in your body?" Hu San got carried away.
"Haha...... Haha"
A group of people laughed and laughed.
Hu San continued: "You are in the safe of the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, put the glass marbles that children play with and paint them with white paint, pretending to be relics to deceive Lao Tzu, you treat Lao Tzu as mentally handicapped, and now you are naked and shirtless, I will take a look at you today, is there a hidden electric shock device in the skin and flesh, how can you shock us." ”
"Yes, I admit that you are right, now I don't have an electric shock weapon, and I don't have a place to hide the electric shock equipment, just like you heard, the doctor said that there was static electricity in the body and it was released after walking barefoot on the grass, and I had it in time, and now it has been released in the water, so what do you say?"
"I confessed. ”
"Haha...... Haha"
Hu San couldn't stop laughing.
"Are you convinced?
Ah Lai remembered the so-called rules of the rivers and lakes, which was particularly beneficial to himself, and said: "I think you Hu San is also a man, you have to talk about everything and rules." ”
"Haha......"
Hu San smiled and said, "Okay! Then I'll give you a reason and give you a rule." ”
First, I will pay 100,000 yuan for my brother's medical expenses, 100,000 yuan for mental damage, and 50,000 yuan for our investigation.
Second, hand over the whereabouts of the relics!
Third, the old rules, and then I stood up, let you finish the remaining second palm in my chest, I will never fight back, and when I say it, our grievances can be regarded as a write-off, this is the rule of the rivers and lakes. ”
"What kind of rule is this?"
"You and I are two hundred and five. ”
"Hehe, I'll treat you as two hundred and five, what?"
"I really don't know about the relics, I don't have the money, and I don't want to fight, can't I?"
"Definitely not, these three rules, one cannot be missing, we are Jianghu people, and we do what we say. ”
"But, but I certainly don't have that much money, what should I do?"
"There's no money, you steal, you rob, you sell the house, that's your business. Hu San roared angrily.
Lu Saihu hurriedly stepped forward, impatiently reminded Hu San, and said: "The important thing is the whereabouts of the relics, it seems that this kid wants to play us again, it is not good not to give him a little power, let the brothers teach him a lesson first, and break the two hands." ”
As he spoke, a big man came up with a big iron rod.
Han Han looked stupid, stopped in front of Ah Lai and said, "Don't beat my brother, I'll give you the money." ”
Lu Saihu said angrily: "Fart, your brother has no money, and the money you got from there is not enough to sell you!"
"If you want to play Lao Tzu, hit me!
As soon as Mother Wu saw this formation, it seemed that a vicious fight was inevitable, so she hurriedly stepped forward to protect Han Han with her body.
The big man with a big iron rod was about to swing at Wu's mother.
Ah Lai yelled: "Slow! I will pay the money, I will give the money." ”
The big man stopped the iron rod in his hand.
Hu San shouted loudly: "Okay, the person who knows the times is Junjie, in the future, if your kid has something to eat, write an IOU immediately." ”
Ah Lai secretly thought that this Hu San had serious psychological quirks, and it was just the time for him to taste the bitterness.
So he said: "In my impression, you Hu San can also be regarded as a character, a master of doing things, the rivers and lakes have the rules of the rivers and lakes, and I also have my principles, you let me finish the second palm first, and I will write an IOU immediately." ”
Lu Saihu scolded and said, "Fart! Do I have to listen to you?"
Hu San heard that Ah Lai respected himself, waved his hand to signal Lu Saihu to shut up, and said with a dry smile: "Good boy, Lao Tzu believes in you, once you say it, it is difficult for the horse to chase." ”
After speaking, Hu San confidently stood firmly, opened his strong chest, slapped himself on the chest and said, "Okay, I'm ready, it's your turn." ”
Ah said, "I am ready, ready. ”
"Om Ma Mi ......"
The characters were divided into six strands of true qi that permeated the whole body and began to circulate within the body...... The heat energy is successfully converted into bioelectricity, and the charge is collected in the palm of the hand.
Hu Sanyi heard Ah Lai chanting words in his mouth again, and scolded: "Damn, you kid is pretending to be a ghost again, fight quickly!"
Ah Lai didn't pay attention to it, and still had words.
Hu San was angry and scolded again: "If you don't fight again, Lao Tzu will beat you!"
Just when Hu San was about to wave his fist, Ah Lai raised his right palm, stepped up, and with a gentle push, Hu San flew into the air, fell into a mud puddle on the grass, squatted with his legs, trembling up and down, and foaming at the mouth.
The big man rushed up to Ah Lai, raised a big iron rod and slashed his head and skulled down.
Ah Lai shifted his shape, slipped out of his armpit, and slapped his backhand at his back.
The guy flew several meters into the air, and a dog gnawed on the mud and fell to the ground, also shaking, struggling to get up, and falling unsteadily.
The rest of the guys were so frightened that they hurried to help Hu San and the gang.
Lu Saihu was dumbfounded, and stood there in a daze, as if he had been immobilized.
Han Han was also stunned and stunned when he stood there, I don't know why?
Wu's mother knows that what Wu Xi said is really good, Alai's external skills are all three-legged cats, but the internal strength is unfathomable, plus strategies or means, it is very effective, one trick is fresh, and it is eaten all over the world.
Tingting, who fell into the water, sat on the ground and watched everything happen in front of him, and looked Ah as a handsome god in his dreams, which was so cool.
Ah Lai stood under the big tree and said calmly: "The first palm asks the heart, the second palm has no complaints, and the third palm has no regrets, I have asked you a long time ago, you are in front of the wind in your ears, I hope you remember today's second palm, don't resent me." ”
After speaking, he folded his hands and recited the words: "Amitofu, the good of the good." ”
A group of people looked at each other in fear.
Suddenly, Lu Saihu ran like crazy, came to the place where he put his luggage, took out a double-barreled shotgun, aimed it at a tree next to Ah Lai, and pulled the helper.
"Crackling. ”
The tree was immediately beaten like a beecomb.
Then quickly load the bullet and aim at Alai.
Lu Saihu was full of energy, bared his teeth and roared: "Boy, kneel down for Lao Tzu!"
Han Han and Wu's mother were stunned and stunned again.
A few guys quietly gathered around.
Ah Lai clasped his hands together: "Amitofu, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground." ”
"Fuck you! If you don't kneel down, I'll break your legs first. ”
As he spoke, he was going to pull the helper......