Chapter 23: I can make a crooked five
Having said that, in fact, Miss Wrong Jade is also small, very cute, although she is taller than me...... Jiang Han felt a tightness in his chest.
In fact, among women, 1.45 meters in 1994 of the same era, can only be regarded as short, not super short.
After all, a woman of about 1.5 meters is considered qualified, and a woman of 1.6 meters is considered a medium stature.
But the average height of the witch in China alone is 173, and the UK is even higher, 179.
Endured the pain in his chest to help Liang Cuoyu correct his homework, Jiang Han also changed into an ice blue home skirt, transcribed the alchemy recipe with magic papyrus, and quietly, dangling his feet in blue short cotton socks, quiet and beautiful.
At about 12 o'clock in the evening, she went to the kitchen and saw Ms. Yip Ho-sook making fried eggs under the instruction of Liang Cuoyu.
She held the spatula in one hand and the orchid finger in the other.
Under Miss Cuoyu's detailed teaching, she easily turned the egg over and asked with joy:
"Hey, flip like this?"
"Yes, yes, using a spatula is different from using a spell, which can stabilize the egg wash and yolk, but the spatula can't." Liang Cuoyu turned on the rice cooker next to him, and the fragrant aroma of rice filled the entire space in an instant.
When the aroma was steaming, she also saw Jiang Han, so she smiled:
"It's just time to eat."
It's nice not to have to use that simple roll bento spell today...... Jiang Han kicked the slippers that were not flattering, and ran over on the wooden floor.
She glanced at the vegetable pot, and there were hot dishes floating in the steam hood that had been spelled out inside.
"I'm just hungry, what about Zhenling and Miao? By the way, I don't seem to have seen Comrade Xuan either. Jiang Han asked casually.
Ye Keshu, who really began to learn witch cooking, carefully handled the eggs, and used the dual-threaded thinking ability that every witch has, and replied without looking back:
"Miss Xuan is working overtime in the department today, and she has a lot of work at the end of the year, well, she is tired and a little thinner, what is that word called?"
"Sub-health?" Jiang Han remembered Denisha.
Ms. Ye turned the pot upside down, picked up the beef bacon and threw it in, and the whole pot exuded a rich bacon aroma.
"Yes, sub-health!" Ye Keshu turned her head, and suddenly, with a rare sneer, said, "I'll get a food box for her later, she used to always complain about the department's working meals, well, she has to do one thing." ”
What's up? Jiang Han didn't ask.
Because Ms. Ye immediately took action. She glanced at the inside of the pot, judging that she could leave for a while based on her experience in lander's cooking, so she quickly ran to the refrigerator and took out a bottle of oolong tea and two cans of beer.
She poured the oolong tea into the glass jug and poured the beer into the oolong tea bottle:
"Okay, two cans of beer can't get her drunk anyway, just to refresh her."
It's not good to drink alcohol at work...... Jiang Han felt suffocated for a while, but after thinking about it carefully, Comrade Xuan's amount of alcohol was not drunk with two bottles of vodka, so he didn't stop it.
While Ms. Ye was busy giving Miss Xuan's food box, she didn't forget to tell Jiang Han:
"As for Ah Miao and Zhenling, they are already asleep."
"Sleeping? So early? Jiang Han asked in surprise.
Liang Cuoyu was beside him, using magic to put the hot meal on the plate, and interjected:
"Miss Miao and Miss Zhenling have a group activity tomorrow, they want to go to the aquarium to play together, and if they want to go to the aquarium, they still have to go in the morning."
"Go to the aquarium......" Jiang Han missed the ghost fur seal a little and wanted to suck the ghost forest fur seal.
"Isn't Ah Miao just coming to Nancheng recently? Your sister can't accompany others to visit the scenic spots in Nancheng, so she has to let Zhenling do it for you. Ms. Ye was a little reproachful in her words.
Jiang Han showed a pitiful and aggrieved smile, looked at her without squeaking.
This move is too lethal, Ms. Ye Keshu has no choice but to look over, snorted lightly, and said helplessly:
"I know you have a lot of things, I'll take Ah Miao and Zhenling to Lanhaiguan to play squash next week, do you want to come?"
"Next week..."Jiang Han blinked.
She didn't answer, but she heard Ms. Ye sigh again:
"You're not available next week? Right? ”
"But, if I'm free next week, try to be on Wednesday, or Thursday, I promise there will be time." Jiang Han is a witch who can operate in five threads, and her heart can quickly find out the timetable to calculate the free.
Next week there was supposed to be a day off, but that day was given to Anjie, and no one can pigeon Anjie, right? Reasonable words.
Then next Monday is the Sharon Curie Alchemy A3 lecture, Tuesday is the stage program recording of 303 Witch, Wednesday and Thursday to be determined, Friday to go to the Witch's House to shoot promotional photos for the New Year, Saturday to the Metropolitan Police Department to shoot the new cover and content of the magazine "Interpretation", the price is 50,000 yuan, can not refuse.
On Sunday, the recruitment advertisement of the Sea Shepherd Club was filmed, and the tea party at 1 o'clock in the morning was arranged to eat with Lin Zhaojun.
Or that sentence, no one can pigeon Lin Zhaojun, right?
"Then next Wednesday, Thursday I guess you'll have something to do again." Ms. Ye smiled and packed the sorted food boxes.
At the same time, she took the witch's robe that hung on the hook and put it on herself.
Seeing her move, Jiang Han asked:
"Don't you want to go again?"
"Then she'll be even hungrier, just a few minutes away, and I'll see you later." She walked out of the kitchen with the food box and said, "Your letter is on the table."
Seeing her happy back, Jiang Han couldn't help but sigh that Ms. Ye and Miss Xuan really had a good relationship.
Generally speaking, although witches are social animals, and their family ties are very strong, they don't have such a good relationship when they are divided into individuals, and it is very normal for a family to live together and not eat a meal together for a month.
There are often people who are absent, and there are often people who are busy with their own affairs.
After all, compared to the landers, the witch should be regarded as an immortal.
Even death is not too sad.
After all, where their souls live after death, as long as they are more capable witches, they can psychic out of them, and even some big witches can return from the underworld after sleeping for a hundred years.
Another example is the case of the Necromantic Witch, who is biased towards witch creations that play with life and death.
For example, Jiang Han's mother Ye Keshu has such a good relationship with Jiang Xuan, a witch relative, which is really a relatively rare type.
This will also cause many witches to be uncomfortable.
For example, now, Ye Keshu used to deliver food boxes, and this act will cause irreversible damage to many single witches, as well as psychological shadows......
She helped Liang Cuoyu bring the plate to the table.
"I'm sorry for you to take care of Ms. Ye." Jiang Han smiled at the wrong jade.
"No, she taught me a lot of the details of magic control." Liang Cuoyu replied, she also sat down, picked up the knife and fork and began to eat very ladylikely.
Jiang Han held the spoon in one hand and began to enjoy dinner, and grabbed the letter with the other.
… Invitation from Ji Haijun next week 3, [... Let's go to the game together and buy a ticket for the grand seat. 】
… An invitation from Lin Chang next week 3, [... Shopping, shopping, shopping? Ha, lie to you, we're getting the interior decoration for Bridgette and Miss Edwina, and going to buy the clothes that fit. 】
… An invitation from Kraken for next week 2, [... Did you have a meal together after recording the show? Discussion about the new magazine......]
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Most of the letters are invitations, and some of the letters are new information about a certain product that you subscribe to and pay attention to.
Because Wednesday was decided to go out with the family, all Wednesday's invitations died.
On Thursday, Jiang Han hadn't seen any more attractive invitations.
So I decided, next Thursday, I will clean up the greenhouse with Cen Jing, plant the plant samples, and see if it can be lived, not that kind of work.
In the middle of reading the letter, Ms. Ye also came back quickly, and the witch who can ride a high-speed broom is indeed very mobile.
After a sumptuous dinner, the three witches cleaned the kitchen with a spell.
By the way, Jiang Han is used as a battery, since Ms. Ye knew that Jiang Han could be used as a battery, she basically asked 'Jiang Han wifi' to be turned on 24 hours a day at home, in her words:
"I also want to experience the feeling of ten thousand magic powers!"
After 2 o'clock, Jiang Han returned to the room, entered the space he carried, and went to the alchemy laboratory.
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"Hmm, if you want to solve the problem of remote teleportation of magic......" Jiang Han drew back and forth on a drawing, wrote down a large number of formulas, and at the same time used the 'cat accounting method' to encrypt it.
Anyway, she's a five-threaded person, thinking about formulas and designs, and cat-encrypting and testing materials.
Cat encryption refers to the cat text that witches love to use, specifically using a variety of different cat emojis and cat stick figures to encrypt the text, for many witches, cracking other people's cat encryption is a complicated and interesting thing.
She wanted to design a spell wifi to provide magic to her home from a distance.
It is convenient for the family to use their own magic in the home to research and transform the whole room.
For example, Ms. Ye Keshu and Miss Jiang Xuan have long wanted to renovate the basement of their home into a larger one, but Jiang Han has never had time, and their magic power has not been enough, so it has been shelved until now.
With this spell wifi, they can also use Jiang Han's magic power to transform.
Anyway, Jiang Han's magic power value is already very terrifying, even if he is drawn tens of thousands of magic power, it is insignificant.
Magic is a bit like money.
The higher the mana, the faster the recovery speed, on the contrary, some witches only have 600 mana, and after using it, they need to wait for nearly half a day to be able to fully recover.
On the contrary, it is Jiang Han's type, even if she consumes the bottomless magic power, it will be full again in 30 to 50 minutes, so this kind of consumption is really not a thing for her.
But even so, Jiang Han had to calculate the energy consumption formula.
Magic is a universal energy source, and if it is lost too much along the way, even she will feel distressed.