Chapter 153: The God of Medicine
"Are you crazy!?"
Su Mo screamed, and his eyes quickly changed again.
If it were someone else, his finger would have been chopped off by this kitchen knife a long time ago, however, the sharp blade of the kitchen knife slashed on Xiao Yu's finger, but it seemed to be cut on the aluminum alloy, splashing a burst of sparks.
The blades of the kitchen knives were cracked out.
But Xiao Yu's fingers were unscathed.
"Uh...... It's a bit hard. Xiao Yu's face was helpless.
His body had gone through too many sudden bodies, and according to the standards of the immortal cultivation world back then, after thirty sudden bodies, it had already surpassed the maximum load that a human cultivator's body could reach.
Because every time the body is sudden, it is faced with great torture, and the more times the body is refined, the more obvious the pain becomes, not only physical torture, but also mental destruction.
But so far, Xiao Yu has been sudden, a full hundred and twenty-eight times, which has far surpassed the world's concept of "suddenness", but he has nothing to do at all.
Even he doesn't know how hard his body really is. How many years ago was the last injury? He's forgotten about it.
With the current weapon alone, it is impossible to hurt him.
Xiao Yu's face was a little gloomy.
This feeling is like can't wait to buy something, but the zipper of the wallet is stuck and can't be opened, which is very uncomfortable.
Xiao Yu's eyes rolled, and he thought quickly......
Is there anything in this world that can hurt and bleed?
Bullet? Completely negligible.
Dynamite? In the Starry Sky Club, Xiao Yu stuffed a grenade in his mouth and failed to blow out a single tooth, which obviously didn't work.
As for the strongest thermal weapons, there are only nuclear bombs and cannons, but Xiao Yu has no chance to get them, and it may cause endless trouble, so this method is even more undesirable.
Injury and bleeding are obviously a normal and simple thing, but Xiao Yu racked his brains and couldn't think of a usable method.
"Alas......" Xiao Yu couldn't help but sigh.
"What?" Su Moliudai's eyebrows frowned slightly.
"I'm thinking...... What can hurt me? Even a drop of blood is fine. Xiao Yu's eyes flickered and he muttered.
……
Next Wednesday afternoon.
Xiao Yu came to the classroom, the twenty-fourth class has been completely reborn by him in the past month, there is no longer noise cigarette butts in the classroom, and all the students have great respect for Xiao Yu.
It's not much different from other classes.
The only difference is those people's prejudice that Class 24 is a rebellious class, but Xiao Yu doesn't care too much about other people's opinions, he is only responsible for doing his current things well.
"Teacher, do you believe in spells?" During self-study time, a boy in the class suddenly raised his hand and said.
Xiao Yu looked at the boy, and the other people's eyes were equally attracted, because the boy was not a student here, but an observer, named Shang Chunyu.
Xiao Yu had noticed him a long time ago, but he didn't pay attention to it because he was lecturing, and acquiesced to the existence of the other party.
Now he took the initiative to attract Xiao Yu's attention, Xiao Yu naturally would not refuse, and stepped forward and said, "Does this classmate know magic?" The other students just happened to be a little bored, so you can give them a performance. ”
"Heh, of course it's okay to perform, but I need you to cooperate with me, teacher." Shang Chunyu smiled heartily and said, "Trouble the teacher to extend his right hand to me now, or pull out a hair." ”
Hearing this, Xiao Yu directly stretched out his hand to him.
Shang Chunyu was obviously stunned, he didn't expect Xiao Yu to agree to him so simply, so the corners of his mouth hooked up a little curvature, and then he said again: "Dare to ask the teacher's birthday." ”
Xiao Yu didn't hide it and told the other party truthfully.
Shang Chunyu immediately took out a yellow talisman in his pocket, quickly waved the brush in his hand to write Xiao Yu's birthday, and then closed his eyes and read words in his mouth......
Xiao Yu's eyes moved slightly.
What Shang Chunyu was silently reciting was a spell called "Moldy Mantra", which could be used indirectly through the eight characters of the birthday, or the direct related words of the other party's hair and nails.
Those who fall under the curse will be haunted by bad luck all day long, and they will be very unlucky, but this kind of inferior spell has already disappeared in the process of casting a spell on Xiao Yu.
It won't have any effect on Xiao Yu.
However, Xiao Yu was just a little puzzled.
Before that, he had never even met Shang Chunyu, let alone any hatred, but the other party used this sinister moldy spell to rectify him, was it purely for fun?
At the same time, Shang Chunyu had already finished casting the spell, raised his head to look at Xiao Yu, with a smile on his face, and said, "Teacher, you may fall down next, or you may be hit on the head by the electric light, so don't move away." ”
These words were not small, and everyone focused on Xiao Yu.
Hearing this, Xiao Yu took two steps back.
Nothing happened.
Shang Chunyu's face was also stunned.
Immediately Xiao Yu took a big turn in the class, this process did not encounter any accidents, back to Shang Chunyu's seat, Xiao Yu smiled, and said: "This classmate, originally audited with my permission, you didn't apply for me, I acquiesce to you, but please don't waste the precious study time of the classmates, besides, you should have seen a lot of zombie movies in this way, right?" I think it's quite similar, but don't use it......"
"Hahaha......"
There was a burst of laughter all around.
Shang Chunyu had a stiff smile on his face, but his heart had sunk to the bottom, he had collected money today and made a special trip to rectify Xiao Yu.
Outcome...... His most proud curse failed to work on Xiao Yu, but was insulted by Xiao Yu for a while, and became the laughing stock of the whole class!
……
The class ended quickly, and when Xiao Yu walked out of the school gate, Han Ruomei was already waiting for him.
"Okay, can you come to class?" Xiao Yu said with a smile.
"I ...... I just got out of the hospital. Han Ruomei lowered her head and whispered.
"What are you doing?" Xiao Yu raised his eyebrows slightly.
"Teacher, that's right, my mother's surgery went very smoothly, and those professors said that it was an unprecedented miracle in the history of medicine, and there were no sequelae...... Han Ruomei said, "She woke up on the night of the operation, and she has been shouting to thank you in person......
Speaking of this, Han Ruomei's tone paused.
Instead, he recalled the night of his mother's operation......
Xiao Yu was inexplicably short-lived, and gave Han Ruomei a reassuring injection, and then left in a hurry.
In less than half an hour, the professors pushed Yang Zhen out of the operating room, and the expressions of the professors at that time could be described as crying.
kept saying that he had met the god of medicine in the world, and as a few respected old professors, he actually wanted to go home to burn incense and worship the Buddha incoherently, and Han Ruomei was shocked when she saw it.
Fortunately, Yang Zhen's operation went extremely smoothly, and it can even be described as completely risk-free.
You know, it's a malignant brain tumor!
The slightest failure can cost you your life, not to mention ...... Yang Zhen's situation at that time could be said to be extremely bad, after all, it was not an operation on the toe.
Several professors were unstable, and the highest survival rate could only be 50%, however, Yang Zhen's hand speed process was not only extremely smooth, but she was awake only two hours after the operation.
The smooth hand speed can be described as ingenious.
However, Yang Zhen has been shouting to see Xiao Yu, the benefactor, since she woke up, and the other is ...... It wasn't the old professors who operated on her, but a young doctor.
After that, Han Ruomei went to several professors to thank her, but those professors were extremely exaggerated, and the veteran professor Chongwenfu always grabbed her hand and said bitterly: "Miss Han! Don't say thank you! We really didn't do anything, we didn't even have a chance to start, let alone that qualification, Mrs. Yang's operation was carried out by that medical god, you thank us now, we really deserve it! ”
Han Ruomei then asked who the medical god was, but several professors only perfunctorily changed the topic and avoided any information about the medical god.
However, what Han Ruomei saw in the eyes of those professors was not only the awe of the medical god, but even a kind of admiration from the bones!
Just like the admiration of those fans for the stars, the respect of the soldiers for the martyrs in the army can be said to be looking up.
Who exactly is it? Can you actually make several respected old professors show such expressions? Han Ruomei was shocked and puzzled by this, after all, that kind of looking up was something she couldn't understand.
"Teacher, you said you were fighting next door that night, did you see the god of medicine?" Han Ruomei said.
"It's a shame I didn't meet it." Xiao Yu looked sad and sighed faintly.