722 History repeats itself

Seeing that this fat man was obviously Duan Zhengchun's romantic temperament, he wanted to describe himself as a single-minded infatuation seed like Qiao Feng, and he was open-mouthed and gushing, as if he could keep talking until dawn. Zhang Jin hurriedly put down the wine jug in his hand, and made a 'T' with both hands, asking the fat man to pause.

Then, Zhang Jin put on a disgusting expression, compared his middle finger to the cheeky fat man, retched and said:

"I know that your skin is rough and thick, and you are not afraid of boiling water. Shamelessness is only a small meaning to you. But can you restrain a little, even if you are shameless, find a place where no one is, don't be so disgusting?

What kind of decent gentleman are you pretending to be so fucked?

What else do you say about being emotional? I think you said one more word, right? Should it be 'estrus' or not?

Besides, can a decent man and gentleman eat it this year? If you can really maintain the demeanor of a gentleman, if you can really be affectionate and polite, and if you can really respect that Chihua, I guarantee that she will definitely kick you in a few days.

Didn't you see what she was like before? Typical hormonal imbalance, yin and yang imbalance, desire dissatisfaction.

If you find a boyfriend like you who looks like a lewd and best person, but it turns out that he is a decent man and a gentleman, and he still can't satisfy her, what does she want from you?

I'll tell you......"

Just when Zhang Jin was talking more and more with firewood, another woman's cough sounded. This time it was Ye Hong who was coughing, and it was Zhang Jin's words that were blocked.

"Ahem, some people pay attention! Don't talk nonsense. It's not just you two who can hear this, and you're not afraid of poisoning the pure little seedlings of the motherland? ”

"Uh......"

After getting Ye Hong's reminder, Zhang Jin found out. I seem to be talking a little too ...... What's that. may be because I was too relaxed to talk to this dead fat man before, so I unconsciously switched to the state of 'rambling', 'no bottom line', and 'no taboos' when I was talking nonsense with my dead friend. As a result, without saying a word, the topic was directly crooked to the next three ways.

These words, let the four golden flowers of 606 listen, it is really not good. This brother-in-law said this kind of thing in front of his sister-in-law, and he was already suspected of being a hooligan.

So, when Zhang Jin realized his mistake. After habitually refuting Ye Hong's sentence with a hard mouth, he hurriedly closed his mouth obediently.

"It's so big, I already know what I should know. Do you still need me to bring it bad? ”

However, as the saying goes, 'the tree wants to be still, but the wind does not stop'. Zhang Jin's side closed his mouth sneeringly because of Ye Hong's reminder. However, she was almost portrayed as a 'lustful woman' by Zhang Jin before. Yue Wenting, who needed a man to live, quit.

When Zhang Jin shut up in amazement. Before she could find the next topic, Yue Wenting's tent door, which had been tightly closed after Beigong Shuoyue left, opened again, and then Yue Wenting, who had been gentle all night, once again showed her Chihuahua-like fangs and barked at Zhang Jin.

"The surname is Zhang, don't think of others as good as you, are you a roundworm in your aunt's stomach, or a friend of your aunt and grandmother, you know a fart!

You animal that only thinks with your lower body. What else can you think of?

I said that your IQ and EQ are so low that you are not much better than a single-celled paramecium. Is it something that should have been used to supply brain development. You've sent it all there......

You idiot, nymphomaniac, tadpole-headed reptile......"

Looking at Yue Wenting, who was half of her body leaning out of the tent and barking at herself, Zhang Jin was stunned for a moment, and then pointed to Yue Wenting, who was on all fours and raised her head to yell at herself, and said with a smile to Beigong Shuoyue:

"Yes, yes, that's what a Chihuahua is all about! Fatty, you don't know how she looked like a real 'woman' before, but it scared the hell out of me. I thought that this girl was resurrected by the ghost sister of pure sex, and she was taken away!

It seems that I am overthinking, the Chihuahua is still the same Chihuahua, grinning and barking at people, yes, this is what it looks like!

Look at her current position, she doesn't look like a barking Chihuahua! Isn't it fitting that I got her a name? Right? ”

"You're the dog, you're the corpse. Why don't there be any lonely souls and wild ghosts who have borrowed your corpse to return your soul, Shijie can still have one less scourge, even if Chi You, Qin Hui, Chen Shimei, Wu Sangui, Cixi, and Wang Jingwei come back to life together, it is not as great a scourge as you alone. If you stand up, it will be a great matter of immeasurable merit, and the process of Shijie Datong can advance for at least two hundred years...... Oops......"

Yue Wenting has always felt awkward since she was in distress today. I don't know if it's because of Zhang Jin's life-saving grace, which makes Yue Wenting feel weak, or because she has someone she likes, she unconsciously tries to restrain her temper. Or for some other reason, in short, Yue Wenting just couldn't get angry in front of this hateful guy as usual.

It was only at this moment that Yue Wenting finally regained the normal and familiar feeling she had when she got along with Zhang Jin. Poisonous tongue, poisonous mouth, poisonous fangs, as long as you can think of in your stomach, no matter how vicious the adjective, just throw it on Zhang Jin's head.

After a few hours of brewing, that feeling erupted at this time, making Yue Wenting feel hearty and refreshing.

However, today Yue Wenting seems to have really committed Tai Sui. First, there was a lewd man entangled, and then because of a bicycle failure, he almost 'died early and was reincarnated', and now, just found a familiar feeling, and was having a good time fighting with Zhang Jin, and suddenly his lower abdomen was painful. She had to stop talking about what she was enjoying.

And Beigong Shuoyue was originally watching her 'woman' and her only real buddy fighting with relish, and she was dizzying, and when she was in a happy mood, suddenly her woman's side unilaterally ceased fire.

As a result, when he turned his head to look, he found that Yue Wenting was already prostrate on the ground with her hands covering her lower abdomen. Beigong Shuoyue, who was having a hot affair with Yue Wenting, suddenly became anxious.

The fat buttocks that Beigong Shuoyue was originally 'patting' on the ground suddenly gave birth to great elasticity, and his two-hundred-pound body suddenly bounced up, and it didn't bounce until it hit the ground again when it was next to Yue Wenting, who was three steps away.

After hurriedly helping Yue Wenting up, Beigong Shuoyue found that Yue Wenting at this time had completely disappeared from the sassy heroic posture she had when she fought with Zhang Jin before, her little face, which was originally congested and red because of passion, had become pale, and fine beads of sweat had already appeared on her forehead.

Since ancient times, medicine and martial arts in China have not been separated, and Beigong Shuoyue, a contemporary young master, is also a little involved in medical skills because of his martial arts, but at most it is a half-hung level. For the common bruises and injuries in martial arts, it can be regarded as being able to cover two strokes, and it is almost ignorant of other aspects.

Therefore, after looking at it twice, I didn't understand, and asked two sentences in exchange for Yue Wenting's Beigong Shuoyue, who had to turn her head and ask Zhang Jin for help. Although he is a half-baked Mongolian doctor, Zhang Jin is a top miracle doctor who has been certified by several major families!

"Lao Jin, come over and take a look, what's wrong with our family Tingting?"

With the quiet use of the four medical methods in the "Three Kingdoms of Martial Arts" system, Zhang Jin's eyes flashed and then returned to ordinary again. Then, Zhang Jin, who had a bottom-up mentality, said in a ridiculous tone unhurriedly:

"It's okay, your Chihuahua can't die! As for the condition, I have actually told you before that it is a hormonal imbalance and an imbalance of yin and yang.

To put it simply, a relative of your Chihuahua's family doesn't come to the door on time. And this relative is still a rival relative, and a string of doors can cause her stomach to ache.

It's okay, you get her some hot chocolate to drink, then help her rub her belly well, and she will get a better night's sleep.

If you want to stop committing it in the future, you will be a boyfriend in the future, just work hard and help her balance yin and yang. ”

Although Zhang Jin's words are vague, Beigong Shuoyue, as his best friend, can naturally draw inferences. I immediately understood, it turned out that my Tingting was tired because of the past two days, and she was frightened when she was in distress during the day, and she was excited about the relationship with herself, which made this Nizi's endocrine system disordered, and finally led to the early arrival of Comrade Auntie. And it's menstrual cramps!

So, Beigong Shuoyue asked for warmth after a while, and after learning that Yue Wenting had a gift to entertain her aunt, she hurriedly sent Yue Wenting into the tent to lie down, and the sleeping bag was tightly covered. Then he returned to the campfire and helped Yue Wenting boil water and make chocolate milk.

Yue Wenting's dear aunt's unruly visit made Yue Wenting miserable and interrupted her war with Zhang Jin. But it's not a big deal.

And this sudden incident also helped the team make up their minds.

Originally, everyone was still hesitating whether to continue moving forward or turning back. Now there is no need to hesitate, just go home. After all, Yue Wenting had a lot of scruples during this period, and it was impossible to continue this arduous journey.

As a result, Yue Wenting's second Sichuan-Tibet line ride ended in halfway. Moreover, the culprit that led to this failure is still the same as before, and it is still her naughty comrade aunt!

What a coincidence that history repeats itself!

So much so that since this incident, Zhang Jin has often used this to ridicule Beigong Shuoyue and say:

"If you finish exercising with your Chihuahua and feel that the preparation you made during the exercise is not perfect, you may die. Then take her for a ride? As long as her aunt comes, everything will be over! The man left before he died! ”

I have to say that Zhang Jin's mouth is still vicious, and he is indeed very immoral when he speaks! So much so that when Yue Wenting knew Zhang Jin's words, she launched a war with Zhang Jin again. (To be continued......)