Chapter 133: The royal bullshit

Fang Yue corrected, "It's a dream, maybe it's a real thing, have you forgotten our butterfly effect?" As soon as we came, the whole village was fanned here, and Brother Ling was fanned by us to study science and technology, and he was not keen on leading troops to fight at all. ”

It's also ha! Liao Ling is busy learning carpentry work at this time! Chang An thought about turning out the letter and carefully looked at the payment on the last page, "I only received the letter I wrote last year." ”

Fang Mingyuan asked his daughter, "Whether the new emperor dies or not, it doesn't matter what Liao Ling is, you just say, who becomes the emperor in the end!" ”

Dong Xiaoying smiled and said, "What's the matter, you know who is the final winner, and you plan to burn the cold stove in advance!" ”

Chang'an smiled, "We can't do it, we can let Liao Ling burn the cold stove in advance!" Let's have our backs against the big trees to enjoy the shade! ”

Fang Yue smiled and said, "King Jing, there are twelve border passes in the country, nine in the northwest, three border cities in the fiefdom of the eldest princess, and six border cities on King Jing's side. This means that King Jing ostensibly has 5,000 personal soldiers authorized by the imperial court, and there must be an army in private. ”

Fang Mingyuan asked, "Which imperial uncle did Liao Ling kill?" ”

Fang Yue sighed and said, "It's the king of Southeast Yue, people have a naval army in their hands, and the northern army led by Liao Ling is not good at water warfare, it is estimated that he is in a hurry, Liao Ling is going to behead him?" ”

Dong Xiaoying patted the kang table irritably, "Don't guess, Chang'an wrote a letter to Brother Ling, what kind of soldiers did you lead at a young age, how good it is to stay at home and eat and wait for death." ”

Fang Mingyuan asked his daughter, "When will the new emperor start withdrawing the feudal domain?" ”

Fang Yue pouted and said, "It's that after this imperial examination, the new branch jinshi is a hidden danger or something, you don't ask, my fate?" ”

"What's in there?" Dong Xiaoying was surprised: "What's the matter with you?" ”

Fang Yue pouted and said, "This imperial examination is the only imperial examination when the new emperor is on the throne, and the next time it will be King Jing Kaienke." In my dream, my father is dead, and I don't have an uncle, a second uncle. My mother took me and my brother to the capital.

After that, my grandmother came to me with the family and lived with us. At that time, my brother was only famous for his talents. The original chick was kind-hearted and saved a scholar who entered Beijing to take the exam, and gave two coins of silver and two meat steamed buns. ”

Fang Mingyuan said curiously, "What's the matter?" Is a real chick and a talented woman? No, shouldn't that be next year? How old will Yue Yue be next year, twelve? ”

"The chick didn't fall in love with anyone at all, who knew that the scholar had passed the Jinshi examination. Wearing the official clothes of the new science and technology sergeant, before going to the banquet Qionglin, he came to the door to propose his relatives in person. The milk felt very good, and she took the lead for her mother to answer this family business. ”

Fang Yue sighed and said, "Look, Master Jinshi married a poor girl for a bite of food, isn't it a good story?" ”

Chang'an said, "This person is so rude, good story?" Phew! came to the door in person to ask for marriage, and even the matchmaker was reluctant to invite, what is this? After seeing each other privately in our village, we are willing to spend money to invite the official media! There is no matchmaker and no hiring, just because he is a jinshi, and he will come to the door with a face to ask for relatives, and it will be over? ”

Fang Yue spread his hands and said, "So! After the original chick got married, she became a woman who did not abide by the way of a woman before marriage, and taught and received it privately, how good can a poor scholar's family be?

The family is wonderful, thinking that his son will ascend to the sky in one step after being admitted to the Jinshi, and if he is a little unsatisfactory, he will bully the chick, and tell you that the chick is bullied and crippled, and she has not lived past the age of twenty-five! ”

Fang Mingyuan gritted his teeth and said, "What is the name of this turtle grandson?" ”

"Ge Jin, the word Yuxuan." Fang Yue said loudly.

"My son remembers this name, neither of us can make him feel better if he meets this turtle grandson, what the hell, dare to look at our family Yueyue more, try it! The eyeballs were pulled out for him to play with as glass beads. Fang Mingyuan said ruthlessly.

Dong Xiaoying suddenly laughed, "Emma, it's the same as the real thing, where is that person?" also plucked out people's eyeballs, just you, the one who kills chickens and has to roar with a strong voice, don't be ruthless, let's avoid this scourge far away, I really can't escape the arrangement of fate, and he doesn't want to marry my daughter!

Besides, when my daughter is in the spring next year, her actual age is only eleven, even if she is not thirteen years old! He's an adult, and he comes to the door to scourge underage girls? Jinshi can't be shameless and play hooligan! ”

Fang Yue smiled and said, "That's it, I dreamed of it, and I specified that I wouldn't give him meat steamed buns, silver money!" ”

"Humph! I don't pee like I am, I dare to covet my daughter! Lao Tzu let him fart and play! Fang Mingyuan was faceless by his daughter-in-law's refutation, and insisted on supporting himself on the field.

Chang An suddenly said, "Dad, you go and take the Jinshi exam and come back!" If you get into the Jinshi, my sister is a serious lady, and you can't lick your face and ask for a kiss if you don't have a diploma. ”

Well? What happened to me? What a jinshi who took the fart! I've had a hard time taking the exam! Serious Fang Xiucai, I didn't get a person in the exam twice, why can I pass the exam?

Fang Mingyuan changed the topic stiffly, "You say, how good and energetic is the wine we make from sweet potatoes, how good it is, why is it not easy to sell real distilled liquor!" ”

Fang Yue chuckled, "Dad, the imperial examination must be examined, only if I am the daughter of Jinshi, I am qualified to refuse a marriage I don't like!" ”

Chang'an gave his father a lot of face, and said, "Isn't the northern market okay!" Our southerners can't drink liquor either. ”

Fang Mingyuan regretted, "5,000 years of liquor culture, liquor is the mainstream, is my promotion method wrong?" ”

Fang Yue smiled and said, "Dad, who is fooling you, liquor is the mainstream of wine culture?" At that time, the mainstream of the ancient people was rice wine, daughter red, Shaoxing yellow, and even burning knives was turbid wine. ”

Fang Mingyuan was just about to refute, when the patriarch outside was beating the gong. The family cleaned up and went to the cafeteria.

The patriarch pulled his face and shouted, "Tell a few things, slaughtering is prohibited during the national funeral, and chicken essence powder will stop work first." There is no letter from the capital, the first emperor has collapsed, and the ladies in the harem are still fragrant! It is estimated that the soap will also be shut down. There is also sweet potato wine, which is not allowed to sing and dance and feast, and the winemaking will stop for a few days. ”

The daughter-in-law of the full hall was dissatisfied, "An old emperor is dead, let's rest, the days are over!" What are you doing when you're all down? Leaving the family staring at each other? ”

The patriarch reprimanded, "What? Significant for you? Let you be idle and idle, and you will be hit if you cook well. ”

The preparatory bell rang for the next class, Fang Mingyuan stood up and said, "It is estimated that someone is going to return the order, and the banquet is not allowed, and the pastry order will also be affected, so be mentally prepared." I'm going to class, and I'm going to get ready for the imperial examination.

Mother, I'm going to let Changxi take the county exam. Patriarch, there are a few children in our village who should be able to pass the Tongsheng exam, and Changxing is good. ”

The patriarch smiled and said, "Then let them take the test, I'm still worried about Changxing!" His sons are more than a year old and have not yet graduated from school, so how are they going to be classmates with their sons? ”

"Hmmm! After this county exam, let the children graduate, these days to prepare for a graduation exam, about the same age, become a father, after the exam will graduate, all go home to hug the baby! Fang Mingyuan tidied up his shirt and walked in all directions.

The patriarch stood up happily, "Okay, what should I do, what should I do, and the meeting will be dismissed!" ”

What are you going to do? Aren't they all stopped?

"Mother, Changxi can take the imperial examination! Do you want to write to your siblings? Zhang helped Mrs. Niu to walk out.

Mrs. Niu said with a cold face, "The old emperor died in the first month, and the dart bureau came to deliver the letter today, didn't you say that the old emperor died?" ”

"Got it." Fang Minggui said, "The dart bureau returned on the sixteenth day of the first month, and met the national funeral halfway through, and stopped for more than half a month, so it was too late to come back." I didn't have time to tell the patriarch that Cui Bantou was here! ”

Mrs. Niu pondered, "The second child is estimated to be coming soon, and they have all stopped working, what are you still doing in the capital?" He knew about the second girl's marriage, even if the old emperor didn't collapse, he would come back with his daughter-in-law.

The old emperor is really a scourge! I didn't see how good he was to our people, why did he have a lot of trouble when he died? It's all his business, the bird died quietly! ”

Fang Minggui looked left and right, and pulled the old lady home, "Mother, don't say this outside, our family has a baby who wants to take the imperial examination!" ”