Are we so like actors?

"Come in! You just stitched the wound yesterday, and today you went to film again, don't you want to die? The little nurse walked into the next duty room as she spoke, and took out disinfectant and other tools from the cabinet.

"Get down!" Her tone is really similar to that of Dr. Fan, could it be that she has been together for a long time and has been infected. A little girl always likes to keep a straight face.

I had to lie down on the hospital bed, the little nurse took off the patch on my wound with sterilized tweezers, and pulled the wound, it was a strong pain, I saw that the patch was red, it should have been removed when it was removed just now, and it was bleeding again.

"You know it hurts?"

"Auntie, you should be lighter!" I can only cry out with forgiveness.

"If you know it hurts, don't work so hard! The wound is infected, and your waist is finished! She said as she wiped my wound with a cotton ball.

It's disinfectant, and it hurts.

Humpty Dumpty and Tall Man were crowded at the door to watch the play, and there was still water dripping on their bodies, which was weird to look at. Especially when the dark background of the two of their eyes was washed away by the rain, that face was simply unreadable, and it would give them nightmares.

After the little nurse helped me deal with the wound, she took a pack of tissues and put it on the table at the door: "Wipe it yourself!" "Then he came back and drugged me with gauze.

"Girl, you don't have a boyfriend!" Humpty Dumpty said with a smile.

The little nurse glared at him, but still asked curiously, "How do you know?" ”

Humpty Dumpty looked at her with squints, opened his mouth and said: "I am the thirty-sixth generation descendant of Zhang Zhenren of Phoenix Mountain, and I have the true inheritance of my master, and there is absolutely no problem in telling people fortunes and looking at feng shui or something." ”

Rub, I thought he would say, "The legs are tight enough", but I didn't expect him to start bragging very familiarly.

"Do you really know how to tell fortunes?" The little nurse seems to be quite interested in this topic.

"Really!" Humpty Dumpty smiled and said, "Just let me see your hands!" ”

The little nurse really believed in evil, and after helping me tie it up, she resolutely stretched out her hands: "Then you can help me take a look!" ”

Humpty Dumpty gripped her silky hands with a smile and stroked it self-indulgently, looking like a middle-aged sender. Judging by his skillful appearance, he should be a habitual offender, and he doesn't know how many ignorant girls he has deceived.

But the little nurse said unconsciously, "Help me take a look!" How's my marriage? When will my Prince Charming appear? ”

Humpty Dumpty didn't even look at it and said, "It's already there!" ”

The little nurse blushed and lowered her head a little shyly: "You—How do you know?" ”

"Of course, I'm Phoenix Mountain...... (omitted), no one can say for sure in my fortune telling! I don't usually give fortune tellers lightly! ”

In fact, I muttered in my heart: What this Humpty Dumpty man can't say about Prince Charming is himself!

The tall one looked a little trance-like, after all, he just drove into someone, and he still couldn't let go of it, if he really hit and died, you can imagine how tragic he would be in the rest of his life.

"Grandpa, that grandson is calling again......"

I touched it out, it was my sister calling.

"Brother, are you back?" My sister cried out in worry and asked, "I just heard from Sister Xiaoyu that she tricked you into going to the cemetery, are you okay?" I heard that it has not been peaceful there recently, and Sister Xiaoyu is really too much. ”

I was moved and said, "I'm back!" Just had a ride! Don't worry, you're on your way! Leave me chicken wings! ”

When I hung up the phone, I saw the little nurse looking at me with a blank eye and muttering, "Glutton! ”

I smiled a little awkwardly and didn't explain.

If I don't, my sister will have to worry.

Humpty Dumpty said, "Girl, I'm not done yet!" I see that you and I are destined, so I will help you calculate a hexagram for free, no money! ”

"Ah, you still need money?" The little nurse said sensitively and withdrew her hand, "Then I don't want it, I don't have any money!" ”

Humpty Dumpty hadn't touched enough, so he said, "Your Prince Charming only appeared recently, didn't he?" ”

The little nurse was shocked again: "You know this, too?" ”

"And far away in the sky, in front of you!" Humpty Dumpty said smugly.

I scolded in my heart: Do you want to be so narcissistic.

I didn't expect the little nurse to lower her head and be a little embarrassed, I looked left and right, there were three men in total.

I won't talk about the two Taoist priests, a thin bamboo pole of 1.9 meters, with a face like a ghost drawing an arc; The other is less than 1.6 meters, like a dwarf winter melon. With the two of them as my foils, it's hard for me not to be narcissistic.

I pointed to my nose and said, "It can't be me, right?" ”

The little nurse unexpectedly, unexpectedly, nodded shyly: "People have been secretly crushing you for a long time!" I'm upset! ”

"But, I've only seen you once, and we've seen each other for less than twenty minutes combined, right?" I genuinely wondered, could it be that there really was such a thing as love at first sight in this world?

Humpty Dumpty's self-esteem suddenly drooped in frustration: "Sister, I, I, I ......"

But the little nurse looked at me in a daze, as if she could never get enough of it, "What a great figure!" ”

I was a bit of a pins and needles, and I felt uncomfortable, and I wanted to find a place to drill down immediately.

At this time, an old nurse came in and said, "If you are a family member of a patient, go and pay the deposit first!" ”

I looked at the two Taoist priests, and they also looked at each other, and then at me.

The tall man said embarrassedly: "I don't have any money!" ”

Humpty Dumpty twitched, "Me didn't either!" ”

Humpty Dumpty, you are embarrassed to say, I think you are the best at cheating, you dare to say no.

I just muttered in my heart, this hospital won't treat the disease if it doesn't give money, and I can't watch people hang up because I can't afford that little money.

For the sake of them who could have sneaked away just now, I confessed, took out my credit card and gave it to the old nurse, "Swipe it!" ”

The tall man and Humpty Dumpty suddenly looked at me with a pair of watery eyes: "Brother, you are so rich!" ”

I looked at them with disdain and said, "You still have a car, and I still take the No. 11 bus!" There's no money in the card, but you can overdraw! ”

The tall man looked very embarrassed and said, "Brother, don't hide it, we really don't have any money!" This car belongs to the master! He saw that you were trapped in the cemetery alone and couldn't go back, so he asked the two of us to send you back! ”

Humpty Dumpty continued to mumble, "And the master won't let us make money by telling fortunes and driving disasters!" Therefore, we have no ability, but we are still poor jingle! ”

I'm embarrassed!

"However, if the customer takes the initiative to send it, then it doesn't matter!" Humpty Dumpty said excitedly, was that look a hint that I was going to send him something?