(Cat flutter Chinese) I wondered, how about this big man?

"I still want to live, please don't send me to be a city god!"

If so, it seems a bit embarrassing.

"I'm actually quite willing to be a city god, but I haven't lived enough, can I ...... later?"

If so, it will inevitably seem to be a bargain, and the family will be angry.

How to fight this deal?

Before I could make a decision on how to excuse the matter, the majestic voice sounded again: "You also listen, I want to appoint you with the city god?" ”

I was just thinking about it, and my father pinched me again, meaning that I must not make trouble.

I still have to take care of him, and hurriedly said: "Thank you for your kindness, but I listen, I went to Ren Chenghuang to change my longevity, but I actually have a lot ......of things to do, and I want to live."

My father's hand hung down from my lap in an instant, and I felt a sense of "it's over".

The majestic voice was silent for a moment, and that breathtaking atmosphere reappeared, and it was so scary.

was nervous, not knowing if it would be forked into the oil pan and fried because he "didn't know what to do", when the voice suddenly laughed.

"Well, it's exactly the same as your Emperor Guan." The majestic voice said.

"I guess he'll do that, too." Guan Erye's voice also sounded.

it? Guan Erye is also here?

By the way, I also remembered that Emperor Guan's temple asked for trouble, in the old days, he usually asked Guan Erye to adjudicate grievances, and this kind of thing is inseparable from life and death, Guan Erye wants to manage those things, so naturally he should often deal with the underworld, no wonder he is so familiar with this big man.

Since Guan Er Ye is here, then I have nothing to fear - I'm afraid that the "boy" I experienced the catastrophe will still have a friendship with Guan Er Ye!

"Originally, there was no precedent for a living soul to be a city god directly, but you are not an ordinary person." The majestic voice said: "So this time, I broke this case for you, and Shou Yuan didn't change it." ”

If I don't change it, I'll be happy all of a sudden, so can I still live?

When the subordinate of the majestic voice heard this, he hurriedly asked, "This position of the city god is ...... Do you want to find someone else to fill in? ”

Oh my father! My dad is conscientious, isn't he a ready-made candidate? It's just that...... I'm afraid it's a little difficult, although my godfather's "negligence" a while ago was wronged, but it did fall on his head, if I hadn't washed away the grievances and made meritorious intercessions, I'm afraid I would still be punished on the eighteenth layer of hell!

It seems that now is the time for "probation", and there will definitely be no promotion at this time.

This kind of suggestion must be overstepping, and I should not talk about this kind of nonsense.

"No, you don't." Before he could think about it, the majestic voice said, "Someone has to take office in that place now...... He can be a living city god. ”

I was stunned for a moment, and the entourage was also stunned: "Living City God, this ......"

I've never heard of this!

In the past, people said that some people who could walk in the yin were called "impermanence", but this is actually the ghosts like us under impermanence who are too busy to come and recruit "temporary workers" in the world, which is far from impermanence.

Not to mention the city god, the city god is a serious immortal, the same as the land lord and the king of the stove, how can it be possible to let the living be the one?

"It's okay." The majestic voice said: "His life tribulation has not yet been experienced, of course, it is not good to let him go through the death tribulation directly." ”

Haven't gone through the catastrophe yet? My brain "buzzed" and exploded, what kind of sin did I fucking do before, molesting Chang'e or stealing peaches, so unlucky in this life, the catastrophe is not over?

What the hell awaits me?

"Things are done." The majestic voice carried a bit of pleasure: "I look at you. ”

Is this all about me as a show? My life is a play!

It sounded like my dad was so happy, but he didn't dare to squeak.

A living person to take care of the dead, forget it, the capital of the Kui is the capital, what else is there to be afraid of.

From Mr. Guan Bei to Mr. Guan Hei, it's good now, the dead man is coming, this is a triple jump, it's hard to believe!

"Send him back." The majestic voice continued, "There are many things waiting for you!" ”

A lot of things...... What is it?

Even Guan Erye's voice smiled slightly: "It should be interesting." ”

But before I could ask, my godfather was busy pulling me up, and an entourage came over and gave me a yellow-white board - yo, it is a bit like the kind of wat board held by the minister in the god list, and there are very complicated patterns on it.

By the way, the meaning of the existence of this divine beast is to listen to the suffering of the world, and the city god not only cares about the life and death of a place, but also cares about the happiness and longevity of the locals.

I had no choice but to say thank you, in this situation, you don't have to die, you can still be an official, it's surprising luck to think about it, but this unfinished life calamity, what is it?

I'm afraid, it's also an unfinished battle.

My father told me to put away my things, and then took me to say goodbye to Guan Erye and the adult, and took me out of the hall.

As soon as I got out of the hall, my father slapped me on the shoulder, and his voice trembled a little: "Your son, it's a good time." ”

I've never seen him so happy that he was about to lose his temper, scratching his head: "Good luck today." ”

"I'm lucky today, but I don't know what the future will be," the fox eye didn't know where to squeeze it out, and muttered: "Where the blessings and misfortunes are relied on, where the blessings and misfortunes are lurking, you go back this time, and you have some points in your heart." ”

These words are like a basin of cold water, and the excitement of being able to return to the yang is suppressed again.

"Lord Chenghuang, how should I be an official?" I hurriedly asked again.

Lord Chenghuang is a statue of a god who eats incense, I am a living person, how can I get it?

"You ask us, who do we ask?" Fox Eye rolled his eyes: "I and Big Brother Hei have never been the City God's Master." ”

That's just as well.

My father advised: "Don't worry, someone will come to help you then, but you have to remember that after becoming the city god, you must not cheat for personal gain." Otherwise, there will naturally be a penalty for you, and you have also been struck twice by lightning, what does it taste like, do you want to taste it? The immortals make mistakes, nine thunders. ”

Nine Paths? That's definitely not going to happen, even if Grandpa Lei shows mercy to my subordinates, the punishment is also a punishment! The skin is charred and rotten, and it is not comfortable.

"Okay, I remember." I hurriedly said, "Then, Dad, can I go back?" ”

"What do you want to do in a hurry?" My dad was still a little unhappy: "Rushing to the catastrophe?" ”

I knew in my heart that my dad wanted to stay with me a little longer.

So I didn't have anything else, so I nodded to my dad, and he could see the back of his head moving anyway: "Then why don't I stay here longer?" ”

"it." My father said, "You have to go to work now, you can't delay, go back quickly!" I'll send you. ”

The first time I got on my father's bus, I was so scared that I didn't think I would have to sit again.

But the last time I took the dead end, this time I have to take the road of life.

The bus was the same as last time, it was driving steadily, but I was the only one left.

My father's face was still shrouded in darkness, and although I couldn't see it clearly, I was happy to be able to sit in the co-pilot.

"Dad, you always asked me to take over for you at that time, but I became a city god, and you ...... in this class."

"If you get cheap, you'll be good," my father said, "You've become a city god, what else am I looking for to succeed?" ”

I understand this, if there is no accident, in fact, my father can be a city god, but by mistake, this position was given to me in advance - a big rebellion, this has become my father is going to take over my class, it is really a sin.

"If only there was a successor." My father said, "It's okay to be on an errand with you." ”

"Brother Fox?" I came to the spirit: "He's good! ”

"What's your name with him? Fox ......: "My dad seemed to hear some joke and laughed right away."

It turns out that black is impermanent, and he can laugh.

"It's here," suddenly my dad said, "Get ready to get off." ”

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