Chapter 135: Which is more difficult to accept
Xia Wenjin smiled and glanced at Huangfu Jingchen again.
That's what she had to say.
Kong Chan rolled his eyes and said, "Isn't this nonsense? Didn't I say it before, that Zen room, outsiders can't go, there are warrior monks outside the courtyard day and night, if you want not to alarm people to enter, it's impossible! ”
Xia Wenjin smiled and teased him: "You are very good at Buddhism, and you are a high monk from Bodhi Temple, so you can't get in?" ”
Sora Chan snorted, "Nonsense! The saying in the temple is that seeking a child requires sincerity, and worshipping the Buddha must be quiet, which is a sacred place, and only a woman who sincerely asks for a child can chant sutras and pray for Buddha in it overnight. ”
Xia Wenjin teased him again: "A few warrior monks stumped you?" Can't you come to the dark? ”
Kong Chan said: "Of course not! This is the root of their incense, how can they not protect it with a tilted center of gravity? Do you think it's as simple as in Yuqing County's mansion? ”
Xia Wenjin Qi said: "Do you know about Yuqing County? ”
Kong Chan said arrogantly: "Isn't it strange? What do you know about the Prophet? ”
Xia Wenjin: "......"
Huangfu Jingchen didn't participate in their bickering, and muttered: "Then you can only find a woman who really wants to ask for a child to stay there for one night!" ”
Xia Wenjin said: "It's not so easy to do, if it's just the woman who goes in alone, we still can't know what's in that room." ”
Kong Chan smiled and said, "Unless it's an acquaintance!" That's right, little brother, don't you have a red face who fell in love with you at first sight? People are jumping up and down on the mountain now and want to help you, and if you ask her to pretend to be a pilgrim, she will be glad! What do you think? ”
Xia Wenjin is funny, and Kong Chan is talking about Sang Xuewei.
I didn't expect the monk to gossip like this.
No, this guy is not a monk! Otherwise, I wouldn't have come up with such a bad idea.
Huangfu Jingchen's face was pale, and he said, "No! ”
Sora Zen squeezed his eyebrows and smiled: "What? Reluctant? ”
Huangfu Jingchen said lightly: "The master thinks too much. I don't know her well, why can't I be reluctant or not? ”
Sora Chan tried to convince him, "In that case, why not by the way?" I think this is really a good candidate, she is a woman herself, and she knows martial arts, which is simply ideal! ”
Huangfu Jingchen said: "Don't mention this matter again, first, it's okay that there is no problem in the Zen room, if there is a problem, there must be risks, there is no need to put irrelevant people in; Second, because she ...... This one...... If you have such thoughts about me, you should keep a distance so as not to cause misunderstandings. ”
Kong Chan spread his hands: "But we lack a woman!" ”
Huangfu Jingchen also felt that this was a problem, and wrinkled his eyebrows and said: "This is indeed a bit difficult!" ”
Kong Chan rolled his eyes, no longer entangled in finding Sang Xuewei for help, but pouted: "It's not that difficult." Since there is a lack of a woman, then a man disguises himself as a woman and pretends to be a woman begging for a child, who knows? Isn't this just enough to go in on your own? ”
Xia Wenjin: "......"
Sora Zen was clearly speaking to her.
Huangfu Jingchen didn't speak, he felt that this method was feasible. It's just that men pretend to be women, it's really ...... It's a little hard to accept.
Sora Chan smiled evilly: "What? Can't let go of your body, right? There is an easy way you don't need it, and now you are entangled here, why do you say you have so many things? ”
Kong Chan said fearfully for fear that the world would not be chaotic: "Let me ask, little brother, which makes it more difficult for you to accept the possible danger of the back mountain or the embarrassment of pretending to be a woman?" ”
Huangfu Jingchen thought about that scene in his heart for a while, and couldn't help but feel a chill, and blurted out: "It's even more difficult to accept pretending to be a woman!" ”
Xia Wenjin raised his eyebrows and said: "Since you are looking for a man to pretend to be a woman, you are skilled in disguise, then you go!" ”
Kong Chan tossed the steamed bun that he had bitten into in his hand, and said insensitively: "Hey, let's make it clear first, this is your business, and it has nothing to do with me." I'm more or less a helpful relationship. Also, even if I'm good at disguise, can I grow hair? I'm bald! See, light, light! Not a single hair! As he spoke, he pointed to his scalp and shook his head, smiling proudly.
Looking at his demented appearance, Xia Wenjin and Huangfu Jingchen were quite speechless.
Why is it so to look like this?
Xia Wenjin sighed and said, "I'll go!" Let's go our separate ways, you go to the back mountain! ”
Kong Chan smiled and said: "Then you go down the mountain early tomorrow morning, find a place to dress up, and I will give you a central strategy on the mountain, and the inside and the outside should be combined!" ”
Huangfu Jingchen said: "No! ”
Kong Chan was anxious: "I said it all, don't want to drag me into the water in this matter, taking the initiative to help you is already my limit!" ”
Huangfu Jingchen said: "I didn't mean this! ”
"Which do you say?"
Huangfu Jingchen paused and said, "I'll go to explore the meditation room, Wenjin, you go to the back mountain!" ”
Xia Wenjin was stunned.
Kong Zen was curious: "To go to the meditation room, you have to dress up as a woman!" ”
"I know!" Huangfu Jingchen said seriously: "It is certain that there is a problem in the back mountain, but there are many plants and trees there, and the place is secluded, if you are careful, it is not easy to be discovered, and even if you are discovered, it is easy to get out." But if there is a problem in the meditation room, it may be more dangerous, so I will go! ”
Sora Chan said: "Dress up as a woman!" Didn't you say that you find it more difficult to accept pretending to be a woman? ”
Huangfu Jingchen said helplessly: "The master doesn't need to remind him again and again!" I know that pretending to be a woman is a bit ...... It's hard to accept, but Wen Jin and I are both men, and someone has to accept this way. I am older than him, and I am in front of me, and I will come to these things! ”
Kong Zen is a gossip who loves to break the casserole and ask to the end, and said more: "Then you choose to go because you think the Zen room is more dangerous than the back mountain, or it is more difficult to accept it by pretending to be a woman, so you choose to go?" ”
Huangfu Jingchen said: "When you are involved in this matter, you have already expected the danger!" The implication is the latter, of course.
Kong Chan smiled: "It's good to have a friend like you!" ”
"Do not do unto others as you would have them do unto you!"
Kong Chan looked at Xia Wenjin and smiled with his eyebrows.
Xia Wenjin turned her head sideways, Huangfu Jingchen's firm eyes crashed into her eyes, she imagined Huangfu Jingchen dressed as a woman, and only felt goosebumps popping up all over her body.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You found the back mountain, you go!" I'll go to the meditation room, and that's it! ”
"Wenjin!" Huangfu Jingchen said earnestly: "With me, you don't have to do this!" ”
Xia Wenjin glanced at him and said with a smile: "Kill a wicked person, at most have two nightmares." If you pretend to be a woman, your reputation will be ruined! No matter what your reason is or what your purpose is, this is a stain, and you will be despised and laughed at in the future, do you think about it? ”
Huangfu Jingchen said: "Because of this, I go!" I don't want you to ...... Be laughed at in the future! ”