"Lord Sleepless. Please lend me money! As long as you are willing to lend me money, I am willing to do anything! ”

The girl's better face was full of red glow, and her eyes were full of tears and longing, but I was a little dumbfounded.

As soon as I went out, Victoria hugged my robe, unwilling to let go, and said that she wanted to borrow money from me to buy some belt.

"My lord, we just learned that there was a treasure in that auction, Edwina's deformed belt, and if you can, I beg of you. I can use my salary as collateral for this, and I'm still young, so I can work for another 200 years. ”

Diana, who has been avoiding me very strangely recently, has mustered up the courage to try to get financial support from me for the happiness of her younger brother, and even did not hesitate to sign a deed of sale for hundreds of years.

After Eliza removed dozens of curses, including shamanic witchcraft, from Victoria's body, Victoria lived with her sister, but perhaps because she had heard too many rumors about me and was a little afraid of me, she was always far away, and even if she met her in the hallway, she stood on tiptoe and slipped away, as if I were going to eat people.

"My lord!! As long as you are willing to lend me money to take that belt, I will be free to serve you with my father-in-waiting. I know you like boys! Last time, I was denied my service because of this, but this time, if I have the opportunity to become a man again, you will be happy. Right! I'll make you happy. ”

"Victoria!!" Her sister Diana looked at her sister with a shocked face, she didn't expect that Victoria's cheerful smile in the past would have so much pain, and she was so willing to sacrifice for a chance to become a boy again.

"Sister, needless to say, Adwina's belt is only one in this life, and if I miss this opportunity, I can only be a woman for the rest of my life. As long as you can change back, even if you use your body to serve the demons, what is it!! ”

The elf girl with tears in her eyes is full of sacrifice consciousness, and she has the ambition to serve the demon at the expense of her body for the sake of the goal, which reminds me of the heroic and righteous Ge. The Fateful

"Ahem, then, as a 'demon (rereading)', can you tell me what happened??"

The two elves were frightened, and under my oppression, they explained clearly in a few words.

Edwin's Belt, also known as Edwin's Belt, is an epic cursed artifact whose sole function is to completely change the gender of the user, and once worn, it cannot be removed for the rest of its life.

Due to its weird characteristics, any wearer who wears it by mistake will not leak it, otherwise, it is still a trivial matter to be ridiculed, because this kind of thing is too miserable to be killed and overlooked.

And this time, for the sake of the majesty of the so-called dungeon lord, the old lion is doing his best to collect rare treasures that can cushion the scepter of eternal night. 、

One of the lion king's more interesting dungeon lords killed his favorite and handed over Edwina's belt

And there is no impermeable wall in this world, and the news that this belt is about to be auctioned has long been leaked out, and this is a rare treasure that is a nightmare for ordinary people, but for Victoria, it is the only straw.

"Please, my lord, I've had enough of waking up and feeling empty underneath. And the way those men looked at me, they just wanted to eat me in one bite, it was so unbearable, when I thought about it, I got goosebumps all over my body and that once a month day, for men, it was a nightmare!! ”

Looking at this girl with pear blossoms and rain, telling the man's nightmare with tears, I inexplicably felt a little happy, at this moment, for the image of the sleepless, I had to try to hold back my laughter, so as not to laugh out loud rudely, but suddenly, I figured out the subtext in the words just now.

"Wait! Do you mean to say that the last time I rejected you was because you were physically female? And said that you would become a man and be willing to serve me? In other words, you think I'm a!!

No man could pretend that he had not heard this rumor, and immediately, I was furious, annoyed, and asked.

"Who said that!! Who dares to spread rumors! I'm going to make her look good!! ”

"However, the sisters in the team all said so, isn't your lover the city lord Lord Adam? Moreover, the two of you have not been married for more than 100 years, just because of each other's savings. Although I am not yet an adult and don't understand it very well, this century-old love is really touching. My sister still has novels and pictorials with you as the protagonists, and what is my sister doing with my mouth. ”

"Hehe, my lord, I'm sorry, it's all the people below who chew the root of their tongues, and not many people know the secrets of you and Lord Adam. We'll keep it a secret, don't worry!! Covering the mouth of her sister who broke the news, Diana nodded sympathetically.

At this moment, 10,000 grass and mud horses are running away in my heart, and in my ears, the sky is even more thunderous.

"Lord Roland is already a lich, then, the love with the city lord is even harder, I really want to break the news to those painters, their pictorials are too conservative, too outdated, life and death ** same-sex love, so beautiful!! No, Diana, hold back, never for your own desires. Hope, leak the secrets of the sleepless adult. ”

And if I had known the thoughts of the seemingly serious female knight in front of me, I am afraid that if I didn't kill her with a hammer, I would have found a pillar and killed her on the spot. "Who, said. Target!! Who was the first to pass it on!! "If a rumor spreads to the fact that there is a small book of the same people.,There's no mastermind behind it.,I definitely don't believe it.。

"Lord Silver Rose, everyone thought it was true fifteen years ago, and there were more than 100 versions of the album, and everyone thought you had acquiesced."

Immediately, the rising flames were poured with cold water, and I was dumb.

"Eliza!! Fifteen years ago? Isn't that when I asked her to spread the Adam rumor? ”

I wanted to be angry, but it was kind of funny, wasn't it I who taught her to spread the rumor about Adam so that she couldn't find a girlfriend? It seems that it is another classic lifting stone and shooting yourself in the foot.

I was still surprised why the rumors worked so well, but now it seems that the content of the original rumors has actually been replaced by the cunning Eliza, how can a man with a mutated sexual orientation be liked by a woman, and after that, it is no wonder that both men and women tremble in front of the sleepless.

"Sure enough, Eliza, I'm not popular, I can't find a girlfriend, it's all your fault no matter what you think!!"

In the past, if I said this, there would have been a cold voice on the side that would have spit on me.

"No, that's all the reason for the water in your brain / Do you need me to give you a mirror / The undead want to fall in love too, hehe."

Well, even if she's not here now, I'm used to making up for her poisonous tongue.

At this moment, the person who is accustomed to hiding in my shadow and has a poisonous tongue is lying quietly in his room unconscious, thinking of this powerless reality, my resentment is full of anger, but it suddenly comes to naught.

An instinctive sense of powerlessness came to me, and I waved my hand weakly.

"I'm not a, you explain it to me, and then confiscate the mess, and I'll help you get that belt."

As soon as I finished speaking, the two dark elves cried with joy, hugged each other and nodded again and again, but in the corner of the wall behind them, a group of big men jumped out, waved their hands desperately and shook their heads, and one of the former thieves also played sign language used for thieves to detect,

"Well, 'don't say yes,' that's why."

If you look closely, some of those guys are rookies in the Hall of the Dharma, some are judges in the courtroom, young and old, and the only thing in common is that they are all men, and they also wear strange clothes and slogans.

"The number one member of the Victorian Support Association!" Well, I kind of get it.

"Men and women are actually the same, and little Victor is the tallest." This one seems a little distorted, and he is also the only one who nods and shakes his head, obviously caught in a contradiction

"Long live Queen Victoria!!" Oops, this one has undoubtedly hit the historical truth and has the potential to be a god.

I see, it must have been a leak of news, and these guys were running to stop Victoria from turning back into male.

In front of the excited men, I smiled and made a series of thieves' sign language.

And over there, the dwarf, who was proficient in the sign language of thieves, was interpreting word by word to his companion.

"I'll let you die, and tomorrow everyone will give me a 10,000-word examination! The topic is on normal values! Bastards who dare not to pay, send them to feed the sad wind. ”.

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"Without the conspiracies and crimes that have been dragged into the sun, there would be no zài." This is a proverb of the dark elves, Rose encourages her daughters to kill each other, and then let the most cunning and powerful take the throne, and the ranking of the various families in a city is the high honor and status, and it is the target of killing each other.

And in a sense, the rules of the game between the dark elves and the queen of spiders are also the rules of the game of the entire underground world, and at this moment, I know that it is the dragon queen and the lion king who have cheated me, but I can't blatantly retaliate.

During the covenant, it is forbidden to engage in acts of war, and those who violate them will become public enemies, but if they cannot retaliate openly, can I not come secretly?

In the alliance, we offended a lot of dungeon lords, in the underground world there is no word to repay grievances with virtue, if you don't get back to the field, you will only be seen as weak, and weakness, in this world is the biggest evil, those dungeon lords absolutely don't know what it means to send charcoal in the snow, on the contrary, the wolves are the most likely.

I threw the scepter to the other party, and I understood that I had played a trick on the other party, and now the other party has taken revenge on the undead monarchs, and I am afraid that the dungeon lords have seen it, and they regard it as a confrontation between the old and new overlords.

Therefore, I have to take revenge and go back, and I have to retaliate hard, not only to comply with the rules, but not to see a trace of blood, but to make the other party really feel pain.

In fact, I have a bit of a headache, it stands to reason that now I am waiting for time to deduce, the closer to the auction, the pressure on the old lion is getting bigger and bigger, the undead monarch is not easy to deal with, it is the most appropriate way to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight, and wait for him to become a water dog and then beat the water dog, it is far more cost-effective than becoming a new generation that provokes the old lion king.

But if you don't reciprocate at all, not only will you be underestimated, but I can't swallow this breath.

Victoria's request, on the other hand, gave me an inspiration for revenge.

Going to buy a belt? It was impossible from the beginning, first of all, we accidentally offended almost all the dungeon lords, if we revealed that we wanted to buy something, those dungeon lords who don't take money as money in order to vent their anger, but they are absolutely willing to spend a lot of money, even if no one comes forward to be the wrongdoer, even those underground overlords will not let us have a good time.

Since you can't buy it, let's steal it, of course, because of the matter of the Scepter of Eternal Night, the auction house must be very well guarded, but in my hands, don't I have the world's number one thief - "Son of Greed".

No matter how tightly guarded it is, it is against humanoid creatures, and no kind of cage or safe can prevent liquid lifeforms that change their form at will.

The greedy mother of the underground pipeline has died as scheduled, but not all the children of greed have died because of this, some of the children of greed have been regarded as "holy relics" by the druids of the buffalo alliance, and recruited to become animal allies who share life, it is the sad wind, who also captured one as a pet, and used the ability of the beastmaster hunter to feed it I can't imagine what they raised it for, and what will happen when they return to Brimstone Mountain City.

"Sure enough, it's still going to change this group. It's all left here to fend for itself. ”

But now, I'm a little grateful for the change. Otherwise, I will have to resist the pressure of those in the know, open the greedy mother body that has been re-added to a full tank If I accidentally play with it, well, according to my understanding of myself, eighty percent will play with it, and if I come to another city without clothes, if Eliza wakes up, she will not hesitate to kill me.

Find a druid to borrow his animal companion, and have a spiritual tune with this half-dead, half-alive strange slime, why not borrow the Sad Wind Hunter? Psychic harmony instinctively shares the physical memories of the undead, and I don't want to know the strongest change in history. What did the state do.

Because of my set, the auction house and the Lion King's Mansion have become history, and now the Lion King and his belongings should be with the Dragon Queen.

So, take the small thing to the door of the dragon's temporary residence, drop the slime, and let it shuttle through the underground pipes

Well, let's ignore the smell of stinky salted fish in the sewers that have been sitting for thirty months, the dark occupants in the pipes, and the wits of the guards.

It was a huge treasure trove, and the sleeping dragon at the door was actually the Dragon Queen herself, and it seemed that these days, they were fed up with endless thieves and robbers.

Got into it through the exhaust hole, and there was indeed a wooden fence inside as a barrier against the greedy son, but with my direct control, how could it be possible for me to be the instinctive fear of the back door, and after carefully dodging a few traps, I entered the core of the treasure house,

With many auction items placed together, the slimes were limited in size and could only take a few pieces, and the first to be abandoned was the Scepter of Eternal Night in the center of the treasury.

"Hmph, it's much worse than my craft, it's just that there is no soul sense, and I know it's a fake."

It seems that the underground overlords are not stupid, and the treasure house guarded by the dragon queen is only a fake, and at the same time, I can sense that the real scepter is still in the arms of the lion king.

"The key to the water elemental plane? The Core of Titans? Hehe, it's done. ”

Greed is not a good thing, and after taking away the most valuable items and the belt in front of me, I set out on the way back.

But when I walked to the road, I was outside the ventilation duct and heard someone talking to the lion king.

"Be sure to leave the scepter, if you mess up, lion, death is not the end, your soul, speak forever in the light of the Earl's lamp!"

"Yes, my lordship, please tell the Earl, I have been completing the task."

An earl who can make the underground overlord submissive? Demon Count, a familiar name comes to mind at the thought of the soul lamp it mentions. "Demon Count, Soul Eater Kakajili." And when I tried to eavesdrop further, the voice was low and foul, probably talking about secrecy, using magic silence.

But for slimes, hearing doesn't need ears, and a fixed vibration of sound waves is sufficient.

"The gate of the plane will be opened, and the earl's army will be drowned."

"Sulfur Mountain City, traitor to the god of fire elementals."

Obviously, judging from these keywords, the lion king and the demons still have no intention of dying, they are planning something, but unfortunately, there is obviously something that interferes with my eavesdropping, and the information I get is too fragmentary,

And then, in order to avoid being discovered by the reconnaissance spell, I withdrew the charge against the Son of Greed and let it come back from the underground pipes on its own, well, I admit, mainly because the smell and the little black thing were too disgusting.

The accident happened after returning to the camp, and I only felt that after crawling out of the underground waters, it was attacked by someone, and then it perished.

"Someone should have beaten it as an assassin, forget it, looking at the reaction of the power of the law, it should be a colleague in the courtroom, ask tomorrow, get those things back."

Considering that it was already four o'clock in the morning, and remembering where I had lost contact, I decided to wait until dawn to retrieve those things.

And the next day, before dawn, a woman's high-pitched scream woke up the entire manor in advance.

"This voice, kind of like Cross wait, Cross! The first beauty in the justice system!! ”

And judging from the direction of the commotion, it happened to be Koros's bedroom.

I was speechless and looked at the sky, judging from my previous unlucky experience, this time, I got away with it again

And sure enough, when I took out the dwarf binoculars, I saw a tearful girl, with the trousers of a male uniform on the lower body, but with a brand new belt, and the upper body shirt was bulging, and she couldn't cover the plump mountains with her hands on her chest, and her beautiful face was amazingly familiar with Koros.

"It seems that the first beauty is going to become the first beauty. When you don't know, it's okay, by the way, let's issue a document tomorrow, first ban the inexplicable Victorian Support Association, and then ban the 'Kolos Support Group' that will appear in eighty percent. Well, I'm a good person, and these unlucky ones really have nothing to do with me. ”