Peanut: "I'm sorry, but he doesn't deserve to be a dog." ”

"My master was barefoot and cape-disheveled and performed a dance with a snake that lost his dignity, and the queen asked all the concubines and maids in the harem to come to see the joke and accuse and insult my master.

After many years, Peanut still has itchy teeth when I think about it.

He Ruo said: "I guess, she didn't keep her promise. ”

Most of the sluts are two-faced and untrustworthy.

Peanut said, "That's right, when they finished making fun of me, they asked the eunuch to beat my master out of the palace." ”

"My master knew that she had been tricked, so she calmly tied her long hair with a hairpin, snatched a knife, and killed all the women in the harem."

He Ruo: "Huh? Mighty and domineering! ”

"Then the emperor should not thank her. If he is promoted to become rich and dies his wife, he can find an excuse to marry a newcomer and enter the palace again. ”

Peanut said: "Of course my master did not let him go, my master made a big fuss in the palace and cut off one of the emperor's hands." ”

He Ruo clapped his hands: "Great! "It's a pity that she wasn't born in the same era, otherwise she would have to get acquainted with this sister.

"After my master escaped from the palace, she took the whole family up the mountain to take in the persecuted homeless people, and the cottage has grown strongly, and in just half a year, it has become the largest killer organization in the world."

"My master teaches people martial arts every day, trains and hides soldiers. The imperial court encircled and suppressed bandits several times, and was beaten by my master and fled. ”

He Ruo clapped his hands and applauded: "Great! Simply a female role model! Attaboy! ”

"And then? Why did such heroines die at the age of 23? "It's a shame.

Peanut said, "Hey! Because she couldn't think about it, later the rebel army invaded the imperial capital and overthrew the dynasty one step away, and my master went against the sky to save the negative man. ”

"Then in order to give an explanation to the leader of the rebel army, my master jumped with the treacherous man."

He Ruo: "I'll go!" What is so good about that man that he can make such a heroine jump into the fire pit again and again, and in the end she doesn't even want her life? ”

Peanut said, "You ask me, I ask who to go?" Hmph~ I only know that the leader of the rebel army is good, a talent, handsome, affectionate, in order to wait for my master, he never married. ”

He Ruo: "I didn't expect it to be a love triangle." ”

"And then?"

Peanut said: "Later, the leader of the infatuated rebel army became the emperor and created a 300-year era of peace and prosperity. He set up a mound for my master, and treated my master well, and when he died, he buried it with my master's clothes, and made my master the queen. ”

He Ruo held his chin and thought for a while: "Peanut, have you ever thought of a possibility?" ”

Peanut: "Huh? ”

"Your master, will she be beheaded?"

Don't let a good man go, and die to a treacherous scumbag, she is either sick in the brain or has been tricked.

Peanut said, "I can be sure of this, but no."

Don't look at who I am? Witches can't escape my peanut's eyes. ”

He Ruo tidied up her sewn skirt and stood up.

"Peanut, do you admire your master?"

Peanut said proudly, "Of course. "Worship is blind worship.

Who has such a competitive master who can not worship?

"Then why do you want to recognize me as your master?" He Ruo is not the first beauty in the rivers and lakes, and he is not as beautiful as the previous owner of Peanuts.

Peanut said: "My master's last words said that there will be a woman who looks exactly like her in this world, and she will protect this person until she returns safely to another world." ”