Chapter 399: Forking the Road At 4 p.m. and 7 p.m., the two were more than five thousand, and there was no overcharge
My scalp was numb all of a sudden, and I was really poked out, so wouldn't my godfather have to clean up the mess again? Lao Tzu doesn't want to make trouble for my godfather anymore, my palms are tight, this hundred-clawed centipede has been looking for trouble with me several times, it's time to pick him up and give him a long memory.
Thinking of this, I just wanted to greet the hundred-clawed centipede, when suddenly the old lady's voice sounded behind me: "Don't hide it, this is my daughter-in-law, my face, can you sell some of it?" β
By the way, the old lady is a "regular employee" here, and the hundred-clawed centipede belongs to a "contract worker", so it is estimated that this face has to be sold.
Sure enough, when the hundred-clawed centipede heard the old lady's voice, his face changed slightly, and then he continued: "Godmother, it's not that I don't sell your face, it's just that this matter is within my scope of responsibility, and I can't deceive my superiors and subordinates, and pretend not to see ......."
"Don't worry, whatever you want to do, I will turn a blind eye when the time comes." The old lady coughed twice, and then said, "Is this okay?" β
The hundred-clawed centipede was obviously asking the old lady now, so she agreed with a smile: "Hey, the godmother opened her mouth, where do I have a reason not to listen." β
Fuck, it's good that the old lady has a big face, otherwise this hundred-clawed centipede might not have caused me trouble!
"You have to go quickly, too, without further ado, and too late will change." The old lady whispered: "I'm here to involve this kid, he can't keep it bad!" You wait for me to cough, pull me up and run, follow the way we came, don't stop if you don't see the door, and there is the old rule, you must not turn back! β
After going in and out of the bottom so many times, I naturally remembered this rule clearly, and immediately agreed to it.
Sure enough, the hundred-clawed centipede didn't do anything to me on the surface, but behind his back, he kept tinkering with something in his coat pocketβI thought, I must be trying to call my friends and companions in some way, and call other errand boys to arrest meβthis matter can't be relied on him, he didn't catch it!
I can see it, the old lady is naturally not ambiguous, she went around from behind me, and stood between me and the hundred-clawed centipede, and then suddenly roared at the hundred-clawed centipede and coughed, the hundred-clawed centipede did not expect the old lady to come with him so suddenly, and I was also stunned, I heard the old lady cough, without saying a word, turned my head and grabbed the widow's wisp of remnant soul and ran back.
The widow was fluttering, as if she had no weight, dragging her was similar to flying a kite, and when I ran, I heard a noisy figure behind me, as if a lot of people were shouting, don't let him run, don't let him run or something, it is estimated that the partner of the centipede was called by him.
As soon as I heard this, I ran faster, and the wind that brought up knocked a lot of the remnants of those people who were shuttling back and forth on the yin and yang road, running and running, I felt that the shouts behind me were getting closer and closer to me, not only someone asked me to stop, but also mixed with the old lady's voice to make me hurry up, although I was a soul at this time, but I also felt a little powerless.
Luckily, there was a door in front of meβyes, the door of the widow's house!
I was happy, just go in, but at this time, a familiar figure suddenly passed by me.
Wearing a white coarse cloth cardigan and holding an eye bag pot in his hand, his face is blurry and he can't see clearly, but a pair of spiral eyebrows are very eye-catching......
Ji Ye!
I stopped in my tracks.
As long as you turn around, you can see Ji Ye, and ask Ji Ye everything clearly, if Ji Ye is not dead, this time you can even bring Ji Ye's remnant soul back by the way!
But as soon as I stopped, the voices chasing me suddenly stuck to my back, and the old lady shouted at me like a bellows: "You kid can't turn back no matter what you see, if you turn back, you can't get out!" β
I also know this truth, but Ji Ye......
After a moment's hesitation, my scalp suddenly tingledβbecause I felt a cool hand on my shoulder: "You're the one who was on an errand with a soul?" β
Broken...... But before I could react to what to say, suddenly I didn't know who kicked me hard in the ass, and it was so strong, I stumbled, and rushed into the door!
The door was so bright that I couldn't see anything clearly, except that I felt as if I had stumbled on the threshold and fell, and then my hand was loosened, as if I had let go of the widow's remnant.
"Li Qianshu! Go home for dinner! Li Qianshu, go home for dinner! "Dazzled, I heard someone shouting me, but my eyelids were very heavy, it took me a lot of effort to open them, and when I opened them like this, I was facing Lu Hengchuan's dead fish eyes, and the dog was almost close to my nose, not to mention how close it was.
I was stunned by the dead fish's eyes so close, and I came to my senses at once,, this damn thing actually took me into my arms, like playing Romeo and Juliet, not to mention how disgusting.
As soon as I grunted, I got out of his arms: "What the fuck are you hugging Lao Tzu for?" β
Lu Hengchuan raised his dead eyes, and looked at me like a fool: "If I hadn't called you back, you wouldn't have been able to fucking come back now." β
Pure blind bragging, Lao Tzu ran back by himself with great difficulty, and did your thing, but he called me for a long time Soul is also considered to have made a meritorious contribution to me, and he called the door back to keep it, so I didn't continue to scold him, and turned my face to look at the widow.
I saw the widow lying upright on the kang, snoring loudly.
Lu Hengchuan seemed to guess what I was thinking: "As soon as you left, she fell asleep." β
Did the soul I brought back go back?
So I stretched out my hand and pushed the widow to wake up: "Sister, sister, wake up!" β
The widow may still be dreaming, her mouth is chirping, and she is obviously a little reluctant to be pushed by me like this, but when she opens her eyes and sees me, she straightens up like a spring: "Where did you come from, what are you doing at my mother's house?" β
This is like a rooster stepping on an egg, especially loud and crisp, and the crazy look before is completely like two people, and I am scolded and blinded: You don't know us anymore?
"Two little white faces, where do I know a decent woman?" The widow's smoke voice was deafening: "Do you want to take advantage of the old lady or want to steal the old lady's things, you two little coarse are miscalculated, but you inquire about the whole street, who doesn't know the prestige of the old lady?" β
Do I say in my heart that it is the prestige of stealing the dragon's eye?
But seeing that this widow is now jumping like a second kick, we agreed to Gu Cripple's task and it is completed, I am too lazy to talk nonsense, so I took Lu Hengchuan out, I didn't think that this widow caught us, we have to let us give her an explanation, otherwise we will be seen by the neighbors, how can we ruin her reputation.
Gu Cripple also said that there is nothing **** in the house here, and the neighbors who fart and snore are all clear, not to mention that this widow is furious, and soon there is a sound of footsteps at the entrance of the yard, and several heads have to stretch out their necks to come in as if they are eating with geese, and they are still holding melon seeds in their hands: "Look, the widow has convulsions again." β
"yes, but where did these two handsome young men come from? Could it be that a widow was pulled in from the street? β
"She's crazy, and she's still thinking about that? And catch the two! β
"Hey, hey, crazy is also a woman, after all, at this age, thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger, and fifty can suck soil ...... when you sit on the ground"
As they spoke, the gang laughed lewdly.
The widow let go of us, went to the door with a tiger, and with lightning speed, rounded her arms, and slapped the top that the neighbor who said to suck the soil just now seemed to turn around: "Old stinky bastard! What the fuck are you chewing on the placenta? β
This time it can wake up all the neighbors to the town: ", she'...... How is she? β
"It's like it's good!"
"What's going on, doesn't it mean retribution?"
"What do you know, gods and ghosts are afraid of wicked people, this kind of fierce girl went to the underworld, and the prince of Yama was not at ease, so he was put back again......"
"Grandma, you dogs are still spraying feces here...... the widow said, turning around to take the latch, and dancing to beat people, I feel that Sun Erniang and Sister-in-law Gu are like this.
Those neighbors were frightened and turned pale and retreated, and at this time, someone caught up and said arrogantly: "What dirty things, don't let me go back!" β
As he spoke, a handful of red powder pounced on the widow's head and face.
This taste is familiar to me and Lu Hengchuan, it's cinnabar, and if you look at this person again, don't you want Changle?
I understood at once, before Gu Cripple wanted to find someone to solve the widow's problem, because he didn't want to find his old buddies, he always asked for Xu Changle from the Southern Sect.
But Xu Changle has never agreed, why did he come to exorcise evil spirits by himself now?
He thought that there was evil around the widow, so when he saw that the widow was beating people as before, he wanted to use cinnabar to drive away evil spirits first.
Gu Cripple is too, really special to trust non-people, although this kid is the grandson of Mr. Nanpai, but he doesn't have any ability to look at it, where is there anyone who throws cinnabar without investigating clearly, if the other party is a little ghost who has just died, it's okay to say, if it's a powerful ghost, you are angering others, wait and see!
Moreover, now that the widow is healed, where is there any evil to drive away!
"Wow......" Sure enough, the widow wiped the cinnabar off her face, with a big red face and a fierce look, not to mention how terrible it was: "Where is the little guy who dares to throw something in the face of the old lady......"
Xu Changle was also taken aback, and wondered why cinnabar didn't work? was beaten by the widow with the latch on his head and face, and he almost wanted to hug his head and run away, but as soon as he looked up and saw me and Lu Hengchuan, he suddenly showed a suddenly realized expression: "Wow, it's you again, you are too bullying, rob me of the deal......"
"Who robbed you of the deal, this business should be Gu Cripple begged you for a long time, and you didn't want to do it, why did you come to the door today?" I snorted: "Could it be that you have something to think of for Gu Cripple to cultivate, so that the good horse can eat the grass back?" β
Xu Changle's face was full of embarrassment that I pierced: "That's ...... Then this deal was also negotiated by Gu Cripple, why did you insert a jar, this is the rule of your northern faction? You guys...... Shame on you! β
A group of neighbors were not stupid, they were afraid that they would be affected by the fight, so they all ran to the distance to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight, and when the widow heard the name Gu Cripple, she was stunned and looked back at us: "Did Gu Cripple ask you to come?" What did he call you for? β
I nodded and said the matter again: "If you don't believe me, you can ask Gu Cripple and your neighbors." β
As soon as the widow heard this, she suddenly opened her mouth, and she cried, and ran to the door of the lame man while crying, and she didn't know that her shoes had run away.
"What the look, I've never seen a woman!" While running, he also arched the onlookers.
Xu Changle was not deaf, and he knew that there was no hope for this deal, staring at us and gritting his teeth, but after thinking about it, he also remembered that he had suffered a loss under my hands, and he wanted to leave as soon as he drilled into the crowd, so I grabbed him: "I'm almost doing something here, you wait, let's go up together." β
Xu Changle couldn't do anything, so he was like a hawker caught by the chengguan, walking with us dejectedly, muttering something in his mouth, and I didn't bother to talk to him.
When I arrived at Gu Cripple's face, I saw the widow crying in the door, beating her chest and screaming to the sky, stunned, a bit like King Kong.
And Gu Cripple's face was full of embarrassment, seeing us as if he had seen a savior, his eyes were full of hope: "You can count as coming, you can count as coming!" β
As soon as I saw it, Gu Cripple also knew that our matter was perfectly solved, so I hurriedly asked him how Guo Yang was doing, Guo Cripple nodded, saying that Guo Yang was a big fate, and he could repair it, and gave me a repair ticket.
I took it and looked at it, and I saw that the inventory written on the repair ticket was a person, and the date was a month.
"So long?"
"Anyone who repairs things here knows that slow work makes fine work!"
"That's okay," I thought to myself, no matter what, Guo Yang was relieved that he could live: "You let me see if he can do it?" β
"That's not good," Gu Cripple said: My rule, repair things so that others don't see them.
That's okay, anyway, according to Gu Cripple's credibility, plus the repair ticket in hand, this matter is done.
And Gu Cripple also saw Xu Changle at this time, and said with a smile: "I'll tell you, I let others do the business, you still don't believe it, do you believe it?" β
Xu Changle looked embarrassed, and wanted to say something, but Gu lame waved his hand: "I have too much work to do, and I don't have enough manpower, I really can't help you if you want to cultivate." β
It was exactly the same as I guessed, so I couldn't help but ask Xu Changle: "What do you want to repair?" β
"What's your business?" Xu Chang was as happy as a toad, and his cheeks were bulging: "Since I met you, I haven't met a good thing......
"You're unlucky enough to rely on me, why am I your father?" I put away the repair ticket, said goodbye to Gu Cripple, and walked out with Lu Hengchuan, pulling Xu Changle over by the way, and asking Xu Changle to take us to the south together.
We were delayed at the widow's house for too long, and the taxi had already left.
Xu Changle reluctantly drove the car, but he remembered as soon as the car walked together: "Hey, I remember that when you left, there were three people and one dog, and now there are two people left, what about one person and one dog?" β
"It's your business."
"That's okay, don't ask, don't ask, I don't poke people's scars, ah!" Xu Changle said so, his face was full of schadenfreude: "But it's a pity that dog, there is no one in a thousand miles...... Forget it, you have no fate with people, don't force it. β
Lu Hengchuan frowned and was about to scold him, so I pulled Lu Hengchuan by the hand: "Be clean and clean." β
I must get my ass back, no matter what the price is - and that old man, Yao Yuan's matter, it's not over.
After a while, the car drove up, and Lao Xu seemed to have been waiting here for a long time, and came out early to greet us: "Mr. Second is back, I don't know if the business can go smoothly?" β
This thing is indeed a good mission, the mirror was found, but the price paid was not small, so it was perfunctory, Lao Xu looked at it and saw it, so he didn't say much, invited me inside, I waved my hand and said that I was too tired for a while, I had to find a place to sleep - this time I was in a hurry, and I didn't care about taking Lei Tingting with them, it was the first time I had been separated from their gang for so long, not to mention, I really missed them a little, and I planned to live in that small inn with them.
Hearing what I said, Lao Xu suddenly showed a puzzled expression: "You mean the gang of people you brought?" β
As soon as I glanced at Lao Xu's expression, I had a little ominous premonition in my heart: "That's right, what's wrong?" β
"That's not right," Lao Xu said: "After you left, we thought that they were your people, so we planned to invite them in to arrange, after all, they are also their own people now, and the guest house is too outward, but the next day, didn't you call someone to pick them up and pick them all up?" β
My head slammed suddenly, and I involuntarily grabbed Lao Xu: "Someone is coming to pick them up?" They went? Who will pick them up? β
"I didn't see anyone to pick them up," Lao Xu was taken aback by my expression, and hurriedly said, "It was the young and beautiful Mr. Wu under your command who took them away, what's wrong, what's wrong inside?" β
Lei Tingting took them away?
I suddenly remembered that when Lu Hengchuan and Guo Yang and I were leaving, Lei Tingting's expression was a little wrong, where did she take them?
Lu Hengchuan also heard it, and immediately asked Lao Xu: "Then do you know, where did they go?" β
"They asked for a car from here, and they were heading to the west," Lao Xu also saw that something was wrong: "I turned a corner and disappeared, and I didn't tell my mother where to go." β
"Are you in a hurry to find us and go wrong with us?" Lu Hengchuan turned his face to look at me: "If you want to think of something, test it for me." β
I waved my hand: "I can't measure it, I can't see anything." β
Lu Hengchuan's face froze - it couldn't be detected, it could only show that their whereabouts were "hidden".