Chapter 126: The baby is beaten
Changshou didn't go to the city hospital, and he woke up, saying that it was the buzzing of the brain melon seeds, his eyes were straight and flowery, and there was nothing wrong with him, but he was dizzy.
After the examination of the medical center, there is indeed no problem, and the internal organs are all fine. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Mrs. Hu followed her to the hospital, and when she came back, she called someone to take the board, pressed Liao Ling on the bench and cracked her buttocks.
Dong Xiaoying held a burning stick and beat Chang'an. The two smartest and most favored baby boys in the village were beaten together today.
The two of them have the consciousness of being brothers and brothers, and the two sleep in the same room at night, one lying on the kang, and the other standing on the kang to rub the swollen wounds on his body that were knocked by the old lady. And don't forget to study today's results.
"This experiment is a success. However, the lead was not long enough, and the person who ignited the fire was too close, so it was overturned by the air wave generated by the explosion. ”
Liao Ling thought about it: "You can't lengthen the lead, if the lead is too long, give the enemy a chance to breathe, and it is likely to be broken by an arrow." ”
Chang'an nodded with satisfaction, yes, this kid is smart enough, and continues to guide: "So, our general direction is good, and the methods and methods used need to be improved." ”
"What does Brother Chang'an think?" Liao Ling frowned and thought about it, it didn't work to be placed horizontally, he rushed out like two kicks, there was no lethality, at most it was just loud and scared.
Chang'an sat next to Liao Ling, who was beaten and swollen and could only talk on his stomach, what a pitiful!
"If you reduce the amount of explosives you fill, shorten the leads, ignite them, and throw them with a trebuchet......
Liao Ling's eyes lit up, "You can try." ”
Chang'an then guided: "If it is like a firework, there is a barrel as a launcher, and after it is sprayed out from it, is the effect better?" ”
Liao Ling thought for a while and said, "If that's the case, will it hurt your own people?" Will the launch distance be too short? ”
"Fireworks can rush into the sky, more than seven stories high, the distance should not be a problem, but the carrier of the launch cannot be used in a mud bucket."
Chang An turned around to find a pen and paper, stood in front of the table and drew a simple cannon, "What about this?" The iron pipe is made of a trap at the back, which ignites the fuse and pushes it out by the burst of gunpowder...... Wait, I'll show you. ”
After speaking, he rolled the paper into a bucket, put it in the paper ball, and blew hard, and the paper ball flew out.
Liao Ling thought it was feasible, but still shook his head, "This test is too dangerous, if it hurts someone, let's ......"
Chang An sighed: "Then it's not a matter of beating!" Looks like I'm going to pull my dad for help. ”
Liao Ling asked, "Will Uncle Mingyuan agree to help us?" ”
Chang'an pursed her lips and smiled, "Let's talk to my sister tomorrow, let me tell you, it's good to have a sister at home, if you have something difficult, ask your sister for help, she is coquettish to her father, hum a few times, and anything can be done." ”
Liao Ling thought so deeply and said, "Yes, if it weren't for my sister protecting me today, crying and begging my grandmother to stop beating, my leg might have been broken." ”
"Look, it's still my sister! Well? My sister doesn't know I'm beaten? Why don't you help me? "Chang'an vinegar.
Liao Ling said: "My sister is learning needlework from the lady in the embroidery room!" When my grandmother beat me, my sister was crying in fright, and when she pounced on me to protect me, her little body was shaking. ”
Chang'an stretched out his hand and grabbed Liao Ling: "What are you talking about?" My sister is not protecting you, but she still pounced on you? ”
"Chang'an? What happened to you? Our sister protects me, are you eating? Liao Ling wanted to show off with Chang'an early on, and knew that Chang'an would be angry.
Chang'an was really angry, but thinking that his sister was still young, he shouted that it was not good for his sister's reputation, and he let go of Liao Ling's collar and said: "You are a brother, let our sister protect you, are you ashamed?" You have to remember that this time my sister is desperate to protect you, and you will risk your life to protect our sister in the future. ”
Liao Ling said: "That's it, no one in our sister can bully, whoever dares to bully one try, see if I don't kill him." ”
"Hehe, you also have a bit of the momentum of the prince at this time." Chang'an rubbed his arms and sat down, "I'm squeezing with you today, and I won't go home, lest my mother not lose my anger, my father will come back and beat me again, tomorrow my father will go to school, let's talk to my sister!" ”
Liao Ling moved his body and said uneasily: "Are you honest when you sleep?" Don't kick me, it hurts, it hurts. ”
"Cut, I still have pain in my body! Can you help me see if the back shoulder is swollen? Chang'an took his clothes and showed them to Liao Ling.
"I'll have someone rub you with safflower oil? What's the back of the shoulder? Liao Ling called for safflower oil.
Chang'an muttered: "My mother is holding a burning stick, and she doesn't look at it, and she beats her head and face, and knocks when she catches it." ”
Liao Ling lay on the pillow and laughed muffledly.
When he woke up early in the morning, Fang Mingyuan was worried about his son's injury, but he went to see Changshou first, and determined that it was a slight concussion, and told Changshou to rest well, and next time there would be this matter, and avoid the two scourges.
Changshou was very sincere, and asked: "Fourth uncle, if I don't help my younger brother, who will help?" ”
Fang Mingyuan glared at Changshou and said, "Hey! Left you with no one else? Yun Fei jumped high, let him go! ”
Fang Minggui laughed on the side, "Your fourth uncle can distinguish between inside and outside." ”
"That's what I said, longevity hurts, don't you feel distressed!" Fang Mingyuan scolded the eldest brother, and shouted to Mrs. Niu: "Mother, I'll go to the other side to see those two little scourges." ”
Mrs. Niu pondered for half the night, who to choose to enter Beijing, listened to Si'er's shouting, and hurriedly replied: "You can't beat the child, your daughter-in-law beat Chang'an enough yesterday, and I don't know if it hurts." ”
"It's time to fight!" Fang Mingyuan gritted his teeth in front of his eldest brother and hated Chang'an.
Out of Mrs. Niu's house, Fang Mingyuan trotted to see his son, he was worried about it, his daughter-in-law beat him with a stick, he was dizzy, and he broke his son's muscles and bones.
At Mrs. Hu's house, Liao Ling and Chang'an were still asleep, and Ning Zhong trained the cook with his hands behind his back, saying that the cook's cooking was smelly, strange, and the smoked daughter-in-law was disgusting. He also said that adding salt is not heavy, and if you put too much salt for a while, there will be no salty taste.
The more the cook listened, the more wrong it became, why, I can't serve you well, right?
Fang Mingyuan passed by and listened to a sentence, and stopped to stare at Da Zhongzi.
"Sir, what's the matter?"
Fang Mingyuan coughed dryly and said: "There is a saying called scolding the cook when you are full, I haven't seen it before, but I have seen it now." You can be careful, the cook is not happy, when you come out of the pot, spit into the bowl, stir and stir to make you eat and praise the fragrance! ”
Vomit! This time it was Ning Zhong who was disgusted.
"Look, a big man is like a woman pregnant with a baby, tsk, morning sickness! Pregnant women should contain ginger slices for morning sickness, you are like this...... If you are hypocritical, you owe it to the cook to clean you up. Fang Mingyuan shook his head and walked forward.
Ning Zhong grabbed him with a stride, "What did Mr. just say?" ”
"I said you were hypocritical!" Fang Mingyuan sighed.
Ning Zhong stared at him with straight eyes, "No, no, the previous sentence, the previous sentence, Huaiwa!" ”
"Oh, I said you are hypocritical, morning sickness in the morning, and women are pregnant with babies." Fang Mingyuan shook off Ning Zhong's hand, "Don't pull and pull, it's all men, what do you want to do!" ”
Ning Zhong jumped up with a snort, "I know, I know, I ...... Yes, you should go to the doctor. ”
Fang Mingyuan looked back at the cook, "What's wrong with him?" Did you give him mad medicine? ”
The chef said, "Can I still have one?" "Sir, hmph, Dazhongzi's daughter-in-law may be pregnant."
"What's pregnant!" Fang Mingyuan's mind didn't turn, "Cut, be hypocritical." ”