After the distraught girl left, I picked up Humpty Dumpty and said, "Why did you follow your master to be a Taoist?" ”

Humpty Dumpty cried with a handful of snot and tears, "When I was little, I was very fond of playing peek-a-boo. As a result, an old man took a lollipop and asked me if I would like to go with him to catch cats! I was so captivated by the lollipop that I nodded......"

Okay, I know, why don't you sue the screenwriter for such a dramatic plot, dare to make another "Kung Fu" version of "Peek-a-boo". However, this old Taoist priest was too ruthless, so he took an ignorant teenager away with a lollipop.

"What about your family?" I couldn't help but ask sympathetically, tempted to give him another lollipop.

"I don't have a family! I was in an orphanage when I was very young. Humpty Dumpty said without any regret.

"Do you know your brother's experience?" It's a shame to grow so tall and not go to basketball.

Humpty Dumpty shook his head, "I don't know, my senior brother is usually a bit strict and doesn't like to talk!" stretched his face, as if someone else owed him money and didn't pay it back. However, he actually has a good heart and takes good care of me. ”

Looking at your size, I can guess how much he takes care of you, and he takes care of you like his brother.

Because of the common experience of a car accident, we have a sense of sharing hardships and fate, and he is not restrained in his words.

"By the way, Brother Lin, what are you doing?" Humpty Dumpty asked curiously.

"How do you know my name is Lin San?"

"I guess!" He said with a grin.

"Come on, don't think I don't know!" I glanced at him disdainfully and said, the upset girl "Third Brother Lin" and "Third Brother Lin" just now, he is not deaf.

"Your parents gave you this name is so good, the mountain of the forest, the mountain of the forest, there are mountains and forests, broad and thick and hidden, master!" Humpty Dumpty couldn't help but sigh.

This time I was really touched, because I never told him my name, and even the upset girl only found out when I came to deal with the wound registration yesterday, how did he know?

He said with self-pity: "Unlike me, my master gave me a nickname, Niu Thirteen!" ”

I suddenly felt that his master was a master in the world, Niu Thirteen, this name is really Niu B, high, really high.

"Then your senior brother, what do you call it?" I'm afraid it's another earth-shattering name.

"Niu Eleven!"

I was petrified in an instant.

The name of the tyrannical force, I think it was also a numeric name before Zhu Yuanzhang became famous, called Zhu Chongba; His father's name is Zhu Wusi, his grandfather's name is Zhu Liusan, and his grandfather's father is called Zhu Siliu, his grandfather's grandfather......

I sweated down and praised, "Good name! I muttered in my heart: It is indeed in line with that person's naming habits, trying to save trouble, all using numbers, simple and easy to remember, with personality.

"Do you think so?" Niu Thirteen asked a little skeptically.

"Good, really good!" I said from the bottom of my heart, "Especially your name, you can see a particularly domineering and special name at a glance!" ”

Niu Thirteen didn't seem to have reacted to what it meant, and it was no wonder that it was easy to get out of touch with society after staying in the cemetery with his master for a long time.

The distraught girl came back with two sets of hospital gowns, threw one to Niu Thirteen and said, "Give money!" ”

Niu Thirteen said in embarrassment: "I really don't have it! Or I'll give you a hexagram! I'm so spiritual! ”

The distraught girl said aggressively: "I already know what I want to know, and there is nothing I want to know!" You better give the money obediently, a set of hospital gowns is eighty yuan! ”

Niu Thirteen couldn't help it, so he had to say: "Wait for my master to come and give it together!" ”

After handing me the clothes, the distraught girl said softly: "Third Brother Lin, I'll go outside, call me after changing!" Be careful not to move too much and be careful with your waist! "She didn't say I was hurt, but my waist, what did she mean?

The Niu Thirteen who looked at it was a starling-like face.

"Brother, why are you so liked by girls? Can you teach me two tricks? As soon as the distraught girl left, Niu Thirteen took the initiative to say almost.

"Can a Taoist priest pick up a girl?" While changing my clothes, I asked suspiciously, "Aren't you going to cut off seven feelings and six desires?" ”

"Isn't it okay for a Taoist priest?" Niu Thirteen asked strangely, "Taoist priests are also human beings, and they also have seven emotions and six desires!" Why don't you give pickled girls? ”

I was speechless, he could soak if he wanted, as long as his master allowed anything, it wouldn't be a problem.

I don't know if the upset girl deliberately corrected him or what, the hospital gown he wore was very tight, and the buttons in front of his stomach couldn't be buttoned, which looked nondescript.

The distraught girl came in and said to me, "Third Brother Lin, I'm hungry, let's go out for supper together, how about it?" ”

"Okay, okay, I'm hungry!" Niu Thirteen was about to drool as he spoke.

The distraught girl glanced at him disdainfully: "I didn't call you again, what are you excited about?" ”

Niu Thirteen was immediately stunned.

I also felt a little hungry, and I was going to eat KFC, but I was deceived by Miss Ren to the cemetery, and I haven't eaten yet. So he nodded and said, "Take him with you, it's tiring enough to see him toss all night!" (I deliberately digressed the subject) You're on duty and walk away for a while, are you okay? ”

"What can it be? I'm not the only nurse in the whole hospital! The distraught girl said unhappily, and then said to Niu Thirteen: "You don't have to go, I'll bring you what you want to eat!" You wait here, and if the girl comes out, or if the doctor needs anything, you do as they say! Got it? ”

Niu Thirteen looked at me pitifully, and I didn't hesitate: "Then you just wait here!" I'll pack it back for you! It's true that no one is here! ”

"Alright then!" Niu Thirteen said aggrievedly.

The distraught girl took the opportunity to happily take my arm and pull me out.

Along the way, she rubbed her chest against my arm and took advantage of me.

I'm still a little unaccustomed to wanting to pull my hand back, after all, it's not very familiar, but I still accidentally touched it, and it was soft.

She slapped my hand and said shyly, "Nasty! Are you too small? Do you like Sister Mingyue like that? ”

I'm sweating, she really dares to say anything.

Murong Mingyue, that scale is really huge, I doubt that such a person with such a strict imbalance can also be a policeman? Don't you tremble when you run?

Or was the examiner at the time unable to see anything but her boobs and saliva? Or is it that the tight police uniform can show off this proud and upright chest, with Murong Mingyue in the police station, how many times will the efficiency of the colleagues in the police station be improved?

"Seriously, how old are you?"