Chapter 4: Red Humor

Vientiane Trade Street is extremely prosperous, even more prosperous than the special economic zone in the previous life. The streets are full of Western-looking witches shopping, some of them chatting with merchants in a mix of Chinese and English Mandarin, and the witches are floating around their shopping bags, which is like a special spectacle.

There are also itinerant vendors wearing festive cheongsams with floating carpets from Alibaba's stories and goods on top of the flying carpets.

Most of them are long and delicate, with spiritual ear-length hair, and there is a feeling of childishness. With a lot of enthusiasm for selling products, it's like a student doing odd jobs.

Jiang Han and his sister walked to the front of the trade street bank and met a merchant witch who warmly greeted her to sell goods, she stood up straight and smiled: "Hello comrade, do you want to buy witch eggs?" ”

The flying carpet beside her was similar to the egg cartons in Jiang Han's supermarket in his previous life, and the rows were full of eggs.

It looks like they're selling eggs.

Jiang Han didn't catch his breath, coughed twice, covered his mouth and said in shock: "Witch egg? ”

"It's a witch's egg." The merchant girl smiled brightly.

If Jiang Han remembers correctly, the witch egg should be ...... A witch who hasn't been born yet? Good guys, it's human trafficking! Jiang Han swallowed his saliva and looked around with a blank face, in China in 1994, human traffickers caught him and shot him directly. In the country of this era, madness and justice coexist, and anyone who seriously violates the law is killed on the spot without blinking an eye. Buying and selling witch eggs is probably considered a human trafficker, or a witch human trafficker......

But unexpectedly, my sister Jiang Zhenling didn't mean to report it, but asked curiously: "Comrade, did you just get your witch egg today?" ”

"That's right, fresh, no more than two days old." The vendor looked proud.

My sister chatted with the vendor, and went to the rest area next to her, so as not to block the way for others to enter the bank.

Through their chat, Jiang Han also figured out what was going on.

It turns out that witches have a high egg production, some of them are laid once every three days, and some are born twice a day. It is impossible for so many witch eggs to be hatched in a freezer, right? So these witch eggs will be used in the factory to generate electricity, and many businesses have been born, such as buying and selling witch eggs. Witches have a long lifespan and a long period of adulthood, and many witches are the kind of character who loves to study, resulting in older leftover women becoming a serious social phenomenon.

And in this case, the witch egg business has emerged...... Speaking of which, I think everyone knows what's going on.

That is, the older leftover girls buy dozens of witch eggs and go back, open the refrigerator or freezer that they don't use at home, put them in and start hatching, and raise them for 18 years after successful hatching, and then go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register, which is equivalent to 'my wife is handled by me from hatching to growing up', which solves the problem of singleness.

Of course, there are also unlucky witches, who have raised their wives for 18 years, and finally their wives were abducted by other comrades.

It's a picture of red humor.

"This batch is imported eggs bought from Western countries." The vendor patted his soft chest and introduced.

My sister asked excitedly, "The kind of blonde and blue-eyed?" ”

I can't see that Comrade Jiang Zhenling still likes Yanmar. Jiang Han was powerless to complain in his heart, and his sister didn't see that she liked foreign girls in her last life... Ah, no, in the previous life, he should be called a handsome foreigner. My sister didn't feel anything about Leonard or Beckham in her last life, so why did she look like she wanted to find an 'imported wife' when she changed here......

The vendor replied professionally: "That's definitely not, this batch of eggs is imported from Great Britain, do you know what Great Britain is?" The Saxons, Normans and Celts are definitely less blonde, more red and brown, and some are as black as we are. But the blue eyes are definitely blue, green and tan, depending on the luck. ”

Taking a breath, the vendor continued: "Besides, this witch egg can't say what it is, the foreign mother is blonde, the father is also blonde, maybe the offspring has inherited a red hair every four or five generations, didn't you also say it when you approached the science radio, the witch's gene spectrum is long and wide, and if you inherit a little more from your parents, you don't look like it every two generations." And the genealogy of the Western witch is even more messy, maybe there is a genetic noble blood in this batch of eggs, right? I don't know. ”

Comrade Jiang Zhenling thought about it and reasoned, "How much is one?" ”

The merchant witch showed a bright smile again: "5 cents for one, buy ten and get two free." ”

Jiang Zhenling smiled: "Alas, isn't this just a dozen? ”

Seeing that the two had already negotiated the business, Jiang Han finally rubbed his stiff face.

"Sister, help me get it." The younger sister stuffed the dozen witch eggs she bought into Jiang Han's hand, lowered her head and sorted out a cloth bag.

The witch egg is only the size of a ping-pong ball, and it will grow slowly when it is put in a cold environment, and finally it becomes the size of a basketball, and it is placed in a warm place and incubated with body temperature for 18 days to be a new witch is born. I heard my mother Ye Keshu say before that the witch's eggs are easy to be frozen in the freezing link, so the hatching rate is not high, but usually it is not necessarily bad to perform juggling in your hand.

Jiang Han curiously took out one and threw it, and the weight was still good.

My sister sorted out the bag and made a dissatisfied voice: "Sister, be careful, don't drop my wife!" ”

Okay, the hatching thing didn't even start, and even the wife shouted.

Jiang Han held his future brother-in-law, sister-in-law, and Yanmar in both hands, and didn't dare to make too many moves. Although my mother said that witch eggs are not afraid of falling, holding these egg-like witch eggs in her hand always gives you the illusion that they will be smashed on the ground as soon as you let go.

"Twelve, I hope to hatch one......" The younger sister opened the bag and asked Jiang Han to put all the eggs inside, and said: "Hatch one, and in 18 years, it will be my wife." Hatch two, and divide one for you to be your wife. ”

The corners of Jiang Han's mouth twitched, and he said speechlessly: "Can't hatch any of them?" ”

"yes." Jiang Zhenling put on a bleak expression of 'like this' and flattened her mouth.

Jiang Han and Jiang Zhenling walked into the bank and came to a small hall with several rows of benches.

It's a bit like the kind of bank in Hong Kong and Macau, with blankets on the floor, air conditioning turned on regardless of cost, and the salesperson at the counter is very professional.

The queuing passage is also neat and clean.

The family's economy has always been controlled by her mother and sister, and Jiang Han remembered that when she was 19 years old in her previous life, she had to ask her sister for money if she wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes. Later, my sister was admitted to Southern University, majoring in financial accounting, and she was more shrewd and far-sighted. He took care of his family, which later lost half of his financial resources due to the large-scale layoffs in the south, and also invested two funds, successfully maintaining the family's economy, that is, he often refused to approve the applications of Comrade Jiang Hanxiao and Comrade Jiang Xuan to buy cigarettes......

At this time, the family should be richer than before, Jiang Han glanced at the passbook, and the number on it was not small. When I bought the witch egg just now, the single purchase was calculated by 'Mao', that is, the price should be about the same as the original time and space, the normal price in 1994.

My sister took out two thousand, an integer, although the southern city is a place with high prices, but these two thousand are really a lot.

"I can buy you a good pet, if you buy a cheap one, we can also have a Western meal, buy two sets of clothes, and finally buy a dozen books."

Jiang Han secretly added half a sentence to his sister's words in his heart: I can buy hundreds of Yanma wife eggs to go home to hatch quails......