Song Lexi, who watched the movie, was smiling on the surface, but in fact, he kept complaining in his heart:

And the male lead, can you look like a man, can you not throw your eyes and don't twist your waist when you confront the second male, I don't know if you think you are going to rob the second male protagonist with the female protagonist!

The problem is that the second male doesn't care about you at all, everyone's eyes are on the heroine, you are flattering to the blind! And can your winkling eyes be thrown like a white eye?

In addition, screenwriter and director, did you become a kissing worm in your last life? Why are there so many kiss scenes, the first half is okay, the male and female protagonists don't know each other if they don't fight, and the back is almost a five-minute kiss scene from ambiguity to love, isn't it really a kiss?

"The heroine's face is fake." Yuan Siye, who seemed to be immersed in his own world alone, suddenly came over again, staring at the screen, as if nothing had happened, "I must have shaved my bones, my masseter muscles are awkward, my face is awkward, and my apple muscles look very fake, my nose is cut into a piece of paper, and when I pinch it, it is a piece of paper, and my eyes are three-dimensional." ”

Song Lexi: "......"

The male and female protagonists kissed on the screen.

"The lips are also fake, don't have to make a sausage mouth with a good mouth, I definitely haven't eaten sausages in my previous life, and the man is also straight, and only the internal organs of the whole body are original."

"The kiss is too fake, the man's resistance to the woman's absent-mindedness, the angle of the kiss is also wrong, and he is not afraid of touching the nose of plastic surgery."

Song Lexi: "......"

Fang Qianjing: "......"

Fans of the male and female protagonists sitting next to them: "......"

Although my sister/brother's acting skills are indeed a little worse, they have worked very hard, this person is so venomous, he must have been a poisonous snake in his last life!

"Tsk, look, the chest is fake, the outline of a normal chest can't be so round."

"The man's height is fake, there must be something under his feet, you see the green tendons on his neck are coming out."

"Not only is the kiss technique embarrassing, but the kiss is also embarrassing, the two are reluctant and have no sense of cp at all, the director is afraid that he is not blind."

"And this ......"

The fans of the male and female protagonists sitting on the side couldn't help it, "This gentleman, idols have worked hard, they have been growing, as fans, you have to give them time to grow, right?" ”

Yuan Siye snorted, his peach blossom eyes slanted at him, "Are you being funny?" I paid for a ticket and I am a consumer, and consumers can't express their opinions? 12315, consumer associations all eat dry rice? ”

"But they're people, not objects."

"Oh, does it have anything to do with me?"

“……”

"You people are young and spend your parents' money to chase your star, and your parents' money is blowing in the wind? Chasing stars is your own choice, you should pay for it yourself, why should you let your parents pay? What do they owe to you? You idols can't be said by others, what idols do they do? Idol can't play a positive guiding role, why are you chasing him? If it's just for beauty, you can spend money to buy a doll and put it on your bedside, isn't it much better than chasing stars? ”

"A group of milky children have become inhuman and ghosts for an idol who doesn't know whether they are humans or ghosts, sucking the blood of their parents to feed idols who may not even bother to look at you, tsk."

Fans: "QAQ......"

"Stay away from me, stupidity is contagious."

Song Lexi: "......"

"I'm sorry, maybe ......"

"Nope." The fan wiped his tears, "Mr. is right, I did it wrong, I am still a high school student, and my grades have always been among the best, but in order to chase stars, I have no intention of studying, and I also coaxed my parents to buy materials from school, woo, my dad is a brick mover, he sets off before dawn every day, and comes back in mud at night, but he never shouts bitterness or tiredness, I say that he will borrow materials even if he has no money, woo woo what have I done!" ”

"And I and me, I'm also stupid, only me and my mother are left in my family, my dad was in a car accident and the perpetrator paid more than 600,000 yuan I don't know how thick the sky is, throwing money on support, buying all kinds of peripherals, magazines, idol endorsements, my mother knows that I chase stars, and I have cried and fainted many times in front of me, but I ...... I'm just a bastard, using my dad's money to chase some star......"

Song Lexi and Fang Qianjing looked at each other.

Yuan Siye's chin was slightly raised, and he stared at Song Lexi, as if to say, "Look how good I am."

Song Lexi's face was expressionless.

Yuan Siye is poisonous!

The male and female protagonists scolded by Yuan Siye with his own strength have a lot of brainless fans.

And after this incident, someone posted this video on the Internet, and the staunch brain-dead fans scolded Yuan Siye, thinking that he was a demon and a demon, but some people who were not so brain-dead were scolded and woke up.

Yes, they support idols, canvass for votes, and all kinds of efforts, but if you think about it carefully, aren't they all achieved by sucking the blood of their relatives?

Those who have jobs are okay, most of the celebrity fans are students who don't make money, and when they wake up, they can't wait to cross over to blow up their own heads.

Let you chase stars! Makes you blood-sucking!

Let you not be a ghost or a ghost, woo, the sun is not warm?

Isn't it beautiful to spend money on eating, drinking, and buying beautiful clothes?

Why drain your last drop of blood to feed others?

Are you stupid?

It's not that there are no fans who want to take the lead in engaging Yuan Siye, after all, his poisonous tongue is too unfriendly to their idols, especially the fans of the hero and heroine of the movie who were criticized, they are so angry that their blood flows backwards, but others don't know, those who have been in the circle all year round can still know Yuan Siye?

The president of the Yuan Group, unless they look for death, they will not dare to squeak even if they are judged by that person in front of them.

And the media didn't dare to brush the tiger's whiskers, they usually sent Yuan Siye's lace news, but if they really want to take the lead in cyberbullying something, they don't want to die so miserably even if they die.

And so the matter passed uneventfully.

Of course, that's all for later.

Now, the poisonous tongue Yuan Siye is still proud of being the most powerful in the world.

Song Lexi rolled his eyes and let him "show off" in front of a group of new little fan brothers.

Fang Qianjing secretly approached her and said, "With such a boss, we are really working hard in Lexi." ”

Song Lexi felt that she had found a soulmate, and she silently wiped away her bitter tears.

God knows how hard it would be to deal with such a neurotic boss himself.

Fang Qianjing patted her on the shoulder, "I'll go out first." ”

"It's really hard to have a boss like me, Secretary Song." Yuan Siye's gloomy voice sounded in his ears.

Song Lexi was excited:, did he hear what he said just now?

Isn't he communicating with the little fans and sisters?

And what I said is right, Yuan Siye is definitely the most difficult boss in the world to serve, okay?

A secretary not only has to finish his work but also helps him block all kinds of rotten peach blossoms part-time, every rotten peach blossom is the kind of person who can only outwit and not threaten by force, is she easy?

After three years, she felt that she was not an all-round secretary, but persuaded to retire from the rotten peach blossom living book, in case the dream of private chef in the future could not be realized, she could develop in the aspect of persuading the retired teacher.

She complained in her heart not too cheerfully, but on the surface she flattered: "Actually, it's okay, after all, Ye Shao's salary is high, and in addition to being a little bragging at work, ......"

Yuan Siye threatened, "Huh? ”

"A bit rigorous, but in life he is an easy person to get along with." Because the turn was too sudden, Song Lexi almost bit his tongue.

"Oh? Just rigorous? Yuan Siye's peach blossom eyes flowed/A light known as a threat.

"Of course, of course." Secretary Song's chick pecked the rice and nodded.

Yuan Siye nodded with satisfaction.

Song Lexi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, it was so dangerous that he almost triggered the big demon switch again.

"I see that you seem to like red bean milk very much, so I bought you a cup." Fang Qianjing came in with a big bag and a small bag again.

Song Lexi's cheeks were slightly red, she just glanced at the dessert in the hand of the little girl next door, Fang Qianjing actually remembered, what kind of peerless little sweetheart is this!!

Someone who was extremely rippling in her heart was extremely quiet on the surface, she took the red bean milk and said thank you softly.

Yuan Siye squinted at them and turned his gaze away in silence.

"Ye Shao, I don't know what you like, so I bought passion fruit."

Yuan Siye unceremoniously took it and stuffed a spoonful of red soybean milk, squinting his eyes and smiling at the sweet and happy Song Lexi, "Feed me." ”

Song Lexi was stunned and wanted to be tough.

Feeding other men drinks in front of the little sweetheart is definitely an embarrassment to break through the sky.

She doesn't want it!

However, before she could straighten her waist and say no, Yu Guang saw Yuan Siye make a "three million" mouth shape.

Song Lexi: "!! ”

She reflexively took out the straw and poked it open and inserted it, and brought it to Yuan Siye's mouth, a series of movements were smooth and natural, as if she had done it countless times.

When he reacted, the whole person was wooden.

She's really just getting used to it.

Ahh

However, in the eyes of others, these three people ...... It's kind of weird.

Looking at the seat, it should be that the young lady and the gentle little brother who laughed are a couple, but the young lady and the poisonous tongue man in the back seat not only have an anti-loss rope traction, but also feed the poisonous tongue man a drink very naturally.

Oh Huo~ What a shocking love triangle!

Song Lexi stuffed the drink into Yuan Siye's hand, "Take it yourself!" ”

"Oh." Successfully destroying the warmth created by the two, Yuan Siye squinted his eyes with a drink contentedly.

Fang Qianjing took a sip of his drink and watched thoughtfully as the two got along.

According to Song's mother's arrangement, they should have a meal together after watching the movie, but they never expected that they were blocked as soon as they came out of the movie theater.

"Si Ye." The long-haired beauty looked at Yuan Siye with warmth, and there seemed to be a touch of sorrow in her big moist eyes, and I felt pity.

Song Lexi's eyes were dark, and he couldn't wait to drag Yuan Siye to beat him with a thousand hammers: Let you wave! The whole world is your ex-girlfriend!

Fang Qianjing also looked at the girl who was not bad looking or in shape in surprise, and her eyes were full of doubts.

On the contrary, the person concerned, Yuan Siye, was calm, with one hand in his pocket and condescendingly staring at the long-haired beauty, with a face that he didn't know.

"Si Ye, I really didn't expect us to meet again." The long-haired beauty gently stroked the long hair hanging down on her chest, and her heart turned sad, "You are really ruthless, we will give up when we say we will give up our four-year relationship." ”

Song Lexi plucked out his ears, feeling that he might have heard it wrong.

When did Yuan Siye's girlfriend last more than a month? Ten days is already a record, okay?

He used to be a bastard who set the record of the shortest couple in history to break up as soon as he agreed to a girl's relationship, how could he be entangled with a girl for four years.