Chapter 135: Social Creatures

"This woman has money anyway." Angelette took a sip of borscht and said in a wandering tone, "That's what you think, Kraken?" ”

"How so?" Kraken's gaze drifted.

Angelette looked at her quietly, and after a moment said:

"You send me a list later, I'm going to read it, and make sure you don't just want to cheat me out of money to cooperate with you."

Isn't this guy stupid...... No, it should be said that An Jie herself is a very financially minded witch, right? Jiang Han can't say that there is anything wrong, just now he should be a little worried that An Jie will be deceived by this guy Kraken, right?

Jiang Han thought about it, this was probably the reason for the appearance.

Kraken's white-ball appearance looks like a Dark Templar, while Anjie looks like the kind of normal, white-haired character that the Okino people will love. And she is a little bigger, with a voice that has no ups and downs, and a super pure and serious face and temperament as long as she doesn't speak, she is simply like a white lotus.

But if you think about it, Anjie is probably worse than the Kraken.

Yesterday, An Jie's trumpet,And when everyone was tasting the beautiful girl, I posted an original sentence that only appeared for 3 minutes.,It was harmonized into 'I want to play with her in a planned belly attack'.,You can imagine how excessive the original words are.,How distorted.,After that,An Jie was temporarily banned on the social network 'Tuqi' that she invented for 3 hours.。

It may be that this woman has a premonition that her trumpet will be banned frequently, so she only sets a maximum of 12 hours of banning, and there is no permanent ban.

She compared the badness of these two women a little in her heart, and from the conclusion, An Jie is worthy of being the ultimate witch, and she is also the ultimate in the degree of perversion.

As soon as she compared, the Daisy Mousse cake she ordered, as well as the watermelon and sago dew, were delivered.

Kraken immediately looked over and said with a little surprise:

"People who eat sweets directly from the staple food, aren't you afraid of getting fat?"

"Don't be afraid, the girl's fat is stored here." Jiang Han gestured his hands to his chest, and after making a joke unique to girls, he unsurprisingly saw Kraken's indifferent expression after bowing his head.

"I've tested, I'm D." An Jie didn't hesitate to make up for it, "We obviously still have a trace of blood relationship, presumably among our common ancestors, there must be a flat-chested witch with special talents, right?" ”

"I don't want to be said that by epilepsy." Kraken complained, "No, it should be said that you don't even have epilepsy. ”

The two of them said to the mutant again, and Jiang Han hurriedly knocked on the plate and asked them:

"What do you mean by genetics?"

Witch inheritance is very mysterious and weird, and there is not even a regular thing, only some witches who do research have specially studied the rules.

Kraken has written a paper on this subject, and he is very familiar with the inheritance of witches:

"The mutation of the witch is literally understood as choosing the same family lineage, having the excellent cells of the witch in the direct connection relationship lineage table to combine, and turning a witch of the family lineage into a super excellent product, which is the kind whose attributes are stronger than the best specialty witch in the family in all aspects."

"I'll give you an example." Angelette said in an interested tone, "Let's say a certain witch has very large breasts, and her magic is particularly strong; And the other witch in her family lineage is the Siren Witch, who has a particularly powerful Eternal Knot Eye but is very short - then the best mutant witch in this family should be a short and large chest, but a witch with super magic power and super strong Eternal Knot Eye at the same time. ”

"I see, although Anjie has a strange sense of yin and yang." Jiang Han roughly understood the basic setting of witch genetics, "No wonder my cousin has big breasts and is a little shorter than me." ”

Her cousin Jiang Miao is a very standard mutant witch, who knows almost everything.

"Can you introduce her to me?" After Angelet said a joke, she brushed her hair, "Among your ancestors, there must have been an alchemist...... That's how DAN reads, right? ”

"Alchemist...... Jiang Han picked up the knife and fork and cut the Polly steak she ordered.

Kraken ordered a lobster and sea crab combo, as well as a sea urchin filled with half a coconut:

"One of the predecessors of witches in China, don't look at the spells we are using now, in fact, more than 20 kinds of professional fusions are our witches."

"The alchemist who is good at alchemy has evolved into a faction of the enchantment school with Chinese characteristics, and the ranger swordsman who is good at generosity and tragedy has finally evolved into the oldest spell witch, and among the witches there is also a dueling witch with both swords and staffs."

"And in foreign countries, the astronomers who produced astronomy were the first witches of the Western school of change."

Seeing that Jiang Han seemed to be very interested in this topic, Kraken added a few words:

"By the way, the first creature that was thought to be a god, that is, the first witch of the Plastic School of Energy."

"And the first witch to be worshipped as a god is the guy in front of you who eats lamb chops."

Angelette glanced at Kraken, then at her:

"I didn't."

I'm very concerned about my personal image.

Jiang Han nodded, stuffed the tender steak after dessert into his mouth, chewed it, and only felt that the meat was delicious, obviously without any seasoning, but it still made people have an endless aftertaste.

After enjoying the unusual amount of desserts and staple food, Angelet took out a peculiar mobile phone and said:

"It's rare that Kraken is out of office, why don't we take a group photo?"

Jiang Han, who heard this suggestion, almost made a sound in surprise.

The Kraken next to him also said, 'You've got your brain burned out?' 's expression says:

"Even the small ones are very popular, so if you take a group photo, you will definitely be recognized, right? Jiang Han is also a famous cover witch in Nancheng, and a group photo is not good. ”

"Don't worry, I have a code map." Angelet was well prepared, "Just code it with cute animal pictures or other pictures, isn't it?" ”

The final witch has already produced the social media of the future, and this novel social model has unsurprisingly won a lot of praise from the witches, but fortunately, the witches are not too chaotic and evil to their own people, so Angelet has the opportunity to plug some bugs and flaws.

For example, the point of impersonating celebrities to defraud has been solved by the authentication system created by Angelet.

There is also a blocking system that has also worked overtime.

Naturally, the system of P map and map is also perfect. But if you want to turn black people white and tanks into bicycles like parallel time and space, it's still impossible, and there is only a simple function of overlaying one layer on another layer, but it is good to use it for coding.

"I still have to leave a little memento when I come out to play, and besides, I want to show off that I shared lunch with two beautiful girls." Angelet said as she looked down at her phone.

This earthy straight ball was too accurate, and Jiang Han was a little dizzy when he smashed it, and Kraken didn't insist on anything, but emphasized it again:

"Then you can code it well...... By the way, why don't you take a picture of the food first? ”

After the seriousness, the Kraken also entered a pleasant photo session, and at this time, the store's finale dessert, the banana boat full of ice cream, was also delivered, and Angelet used her quirky phone, which looked like a retro camera, to shoot it.

Kraken also pulled out a cell phone.

The LCD screen is only about five sheets of paper thick, and the sci-fi atmosphere can scare Jiang Han out of tears, needless to say, it is Kraken's own hand-rubbed mobile phone. This high-tech mobile phone can also be separated from a camera similar to a floating cannon, which is really too strong in hand rubbing technology.

And Jiang Han's mobile phone......

Pink and white Bunny Sliding Cover Mobile Phone,This is also the best mobile phone that the witch manufacturer can make at present,Although it is a sliding cover,But there is no numeric keypad in it,It's like a touch screen version of things to control。

If you look closely, it feels a bit like a laptop.

But no matter what kind of mobile phone it is, the witch's mobile phone has been added to the camera function from the moment she was born, which seems to be a new social model.

After the three of them took pictures of the dessert banana boat and shared the photos, they began to take a group photo.

Angelette sat in the middle, Jiang Han and Kraken were on both sides, one holding an ice cream cone in her hand, and then used the automatic camera function of Anjie's mobile phone to take a group photo like a classic student girl.

Then as soon as the filming was finished, An Jie processed the two and sent them to social media.

Because Jiang Han's account also followed her trumpet, and Kraken's was the same, so she received it immediately.

After clicking on the social interface, you can see that under the social page of Angelet, whose ID is [French Celebrity], pictures of food and photos of the three people's faces are covered with tearful lion heads, and many comments are attached in an instant:

'It's delicious, it feels delicious'

'Banana boat, incense! Banana! Boat! ’

'My sister's little hands are so cute, and she's already socially secure' - the user was banned for 30 minutes

'Is the earthy love about to begin?' ’

It never ended. ’

'Left embraces right, humiliation, law, people'

I can't see Angelet, this house, is so talented in running social networks, and the trumpet has 24W followers, you must know that the witch can now go online and love to go online is only such a part of the area, and it is not even popular among students, and occasionally a JK has to be shouted by various sisters, sisters.

It feels like a place for a group of people over 30 to 40 years old who are not middle-aged to release themselves, a filthy place!

But it's all for salarymen, and this kind of attention is paid people who can afford to pay for membership!

By the way, the second largest number of trumpet fans is actually Li Lisi, because of the straight daughter's remarks and accidentally slapped her thigh when she slapped handicrafts, she actually became Angelet's 'Internet cellmate' during the same period, and was banned together for 5 minutes, because the plot is too light, if it weren't for the large number of followers, it is estimated that she would not even be blocked, but because of this, she has the attention of 17w fans.

One of the funnier anecdotes is that when Lilis's social network sold the Secret Keeper's armed belt, it was not sold out, and in the end, it was the trumpet that blushed and launched a wave of fans to sell out.

The most annoying thing is that after the sale, there were actually many witches who sent her private messages:

'Little sister, it's good for you to fan that witch, why bother to fan Tie Hanhan? ’

'Take off the powder, please, it's true that the steel dragon is cute, but please look at what her push is' 'work is going well' 'office is good' 'work is going well again'

…… By the way, within the organizations of the Secret Keeper, the Sea Shepherd, and the Night Watch, it will still be known that 'this trumpet is the boss's trumpet', which is simply a public execution.

Jiang Han's account has about 1,100 followers, of which about 300 have named her, 500 have bought her wine, 50 have had a special date with her, and 10 Great Witch Trumpet, 30 Great Witch relatives or friends, and 100 photographer fans. The most terrifying thing is that the rest of the attention is except for a few about 10 people who follow casually......

All are police detectives.

…… All of them are police detectives.

By the way, there are more than 20 teachers!

Jiang Han fell into deep thought.

My recent A2 mock exams have been stable above 75 without leaking questions, isn't it time to relax and study and manage your personal account...... This, the watchlist of this social account, is simply impossible to see.

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