Chapter Seventy-Nine: What is it called pretending to be forced to slap in the face

"Uncle Ying, is he okay?" Tai Gang tiptoed in and asked softly.

Uncle Ying shook his head slightly, stuffed the four-eyed Taoist hand back into the quilt, and said, "It's okay, I'm just tired, I'll be fine after three or five days of rest."

By the way, you don't have to worry about the black-haired zombies,

My apprentice Fat Bao is in the north, I will send him a letter,

He'll be able to take care of that, so you can rest here for a few more days. ”

When he talked about Fat Bao, Uncle Ying's eyes flashed with pride, obviously very satisfied with this big apprentice.

After all, for the master, the big disciple and the little apprentice are always the two who have put the most effort into it.

And before Fei Bao learned Taoism, he was Uncle Ying's nephew.

The two relationships add up, and the fat treasure with extremely high Taoist talent can be described as the heir of Uncle Ying's mantle.

"Uncle Ying has a good apprentice, and there is a successor!"

Hearing the zombies that the four-eyed Taoist couldn't deal with, Uncle Ying's apprentice Fei Bao could handle it, and Tai Gang also praised it from the bottom of his heart.

Uncle Ying waved his hand again and again, saying that Fat Bao was still far away.

In fact, he didn't even notice it, and his face was already smiling, just like the old bustard in the green building saw a guest.

"Let's go out first, let the junior brother sleep a little longer." Uncle Ying, who was full of red light, came to the living room with Tai Gang.

In the living room, Wen Cai had already set up the wine and food, and the two were eating secretly when they came in.

"Sneaky, what are you doing?" Seeing Wen Cai blocking in front of the table, shaking his ass and not knowing what he was doing, Uncle Ying opened his mouth to reprimand.

Wen Cai hurriedly turned around, his mouth was like an autumn mouse, stuffing his mouth with corn kernels that had been shipped home, and said hesitantly: "Master, Brother Gong has brought back a lot of delicious food, look at it!" ”

"Eat, eat, eat, know to eat all day long, and before the guests are served, the dishes will be eaten by you!" Uncle Ying quickly took two steps forward, raised his eyes to look at the table, and suddenly frowned, and whispered, "So many dishes, it's too expensive, right?" ”

Uncle Ying has great ability, but strictly speaking, he is not a rich man, and he is not even as rich as the four-eyed Dao Chang.

Not to mention anything else, the following seven apprentices, it is not a small number for people to eat horses and chew.

After all, cultivation is very financially expensive, and Uncle Ying is a person who loves his apprentices.

The cinnabar and yellow paper used by several apprentices to practice drawing talismans are not small numbers every day.

Now that the apprentices are older, you have to prepare two kinds of magic weapons for the apprentices, otherwise you will take something to walk the rivers and lakes.

In this way, Uncle Ying's income is high and the cost is also high.

Usually the degree of food and clothing can only be said to be average, compared with the four-eyed Taoist who eats four dishes for breakfast, that is, he is poor to grandma's house.

"It's not a cost, it's just right for the four of us to have eight dishes, it's a pity that the Taoist chief is sick, otherwise it would be lively to eat together." Of course, Tai Gang would not be polite with the wine and food he brought, and sat down to beckon the two of them to eat quickly.

Uncle Ying couldn't refuse, so he also sat down next to Tai Gang and said, "Master Ren, a big family in the town, his father is going to move the grave, invite me to drink foreign tea tomorrow, and discuss the matter of moving the grave together, you can go with me tomorrow." ”

"Foreign tea?" Tai Gang paused for a moment, and then thought that Uncle Ying was embarrassed to eat him, and planned to bring him back to drink it tomorrow.

However, Tai Gang soon smiled in his heart, and thought to himself: "The corpse of the old lady Ren has long been carried away by me, you can't move the grave, and it's almost ...... to build a clothed mound."

Early the next morning, Tai Gang got up very early and sat in the courtyard to breathe.

Before Uncle Ying got up, Wen Cai walked out of the room.

"Brother Gang, it's early!" Wencai smiled beautifully, wearing that set of green clothes and a brown vest on the outside, and the whole person was in good spirits.

Tai Gang exhaled, slowly withdrew his palms, and said with a smile: "Look at your red face, and you are wearing a vest to go on a blind date?" ”

"It's not a blind date, the master said that he would also take me to drink foreign tea, I thought to myself, I have to dress beautifully, so as not to embarrass the master." Wen Cai jumped over, pulled his brown vest, and asked, "Brother Gang, do you think my clothes are okay?" ”

Tai Gang looked up and down, Wen Cai usually wears the same as a green peacock, but today he put on a vest, which suddenly became much more pleasing to the eye, and nodded: "It's okay, it's good." ”

"I also think it's very good, Brother Gang, what kind of dress do you say those people who have tea with foreign countries, are there any foreigners?"

Wen Cai has seen a big scene, but that big scene is different from the big scene that ordinary people say.

It's either a female ghost or a zombie, and he hasn't been to a high-end place where rich people come and go.

Strictly speaking, Tai Gang has also been there every time, thinking about the appearance of the reality plane TV, he said: "The people who go to the café are either rich businessmen or political dignitaries.

Now foreigners are nobler than Chinese, and there are not a few people who are vassals and elegant.

Dress up, suits, tunics, you go to drink coffee like this, it's really rare. ”

The zombie world was filmed during the period of warlord secession, and Yuan Datou had just died a few years ago, and the bones of the Chinese people had not yet hardened.

At this time, the people who went to the café were all businessmen and dignitaries with status, and ordinary people did not exist.

Wen Cai is dressed like this, it is okay to put it in the common people, but it will undoubtedly look very different in a high-end café.

"I don't have a suit or a tunic suit, it's over, I'm wearing it too casually, what if I'm laughed at? No, I need to go back and change my clothes! Wen Cai covered his face with his hands and ran back to the room to change clothes.

As soon as Wen Cai left, Uncle Ying came out, looked at the back of his apprentice and asked, "What's wrong with him?" ”

"Wencai asked me what clothes people wear when they go to the café,

I told him that both suits and tunics are fine,

As a result, he thought he was dressed too casually, so he went back to change his clothes. ”

After Tai Gang said this, he smiled at Uncle Ying again: "Uncle Ying, you don't have to worry about him, a person with skills like you, whatever you wear will be loved by others, and a coat is very good." ”

"Yes, those who care about other people's eyes are mediocre, my apprentice is good at everything, but he loves vanity too much, I really can't help it." Uncle Ying shook his head slightly, said in a slight tone, looked at his yellow coat, and suddenly said: "Hey, this dress seems to be small, a little ill-fitting, I'll go to the room to change into a well-fitting clothes." ”

Tai Kong: "......"

When Uncle Ying and Wencai came out again, Wencai's clothes did not change, but Uncle Ying changed into a black tunic suit.

Wen Cai cried with a sad face, hugged his master's hand, and pleaded; "Master, I want to wear a tunic too!"

"You, you love vanity so much, you really don't follow me at all." Uncle Ying opened Wencai's hand and smiled at Tai Gang: "Leave him alone, let's go." ”

Tai Gang shook his head slightly, sure enough, what kind of master there is, what kind of apprentice there is.

Uncle Ying is a face-loving person, how good can the apprentice be.

As for the clothes that don't fit well, they won't believe it if they kill Tai Gang.

Tai Gang and Uncle Ying walked in front, consciously wearing an old-fashioned literary talent, and reluctantly followed behind.

As for the money to buy a tunics, Uncle Ying gritted his teeth and still didn't give it.

After all, he has seven apprentices, and he bought a tunic for Wencai, so you can't buy it for other apprentices.

These days, tunics and suits are not cheap.

It is all handmade, a tunic is less than two or three oceans, if you don't have a home, you don't know that firewood and rice are expensive.

"Hello sir, please two of you."

"You, what are you doing, we don't want vegetables here, this is a café, sell vegetables and go somewhere else!"

When they came to the café, Tai Gang and Uncle Ying went in, but Wencai behind them was stopped.

The dog sees that people are low in any era, and Wencai is dressed like an ordinary person, and he was directly stopped by the waiter at the door.

"Master, Master!" After Wen Cai was stopped, he jumped up and shouted Uncle Ying.

Uncle Ying looked up and saw that the coffee drinkers in the café were all looking at the door with the eyes of the hillbilly.

After a slight pause, Uncle Ying lowered his head and walked faster, and thought to himself: "It's better for the apprentice to be embarrassed than for the master, anyway, Wen Cai is used to being embarrassed, so leave him alone." ”

"What do you want to drink, gentlemen?" A few more steps inside, a waiter in a suit greeted him.

Uncle Ying looked around a little shyly, the café was richly decorated, and the marble floor was clear.

There are also foreign musicians playing the piano, and they are speechless.

"If Uncle Ying doesn't mention Taoism, he also has the side of an ordinary person!"

Looking at Uncle Ying, who was sweating profusely, a smile flashed in Tai Gang's eyes, and he said, "Ren Fa should have booked a place, you can take us over." ”

"Yes sir, please follow me!" The waiter nodded slightly and walked upstairs with Uncle Ying.

Tai Gang followed a few steps behind, and when he was about to go up the stairs, he whispered: "Uncle Ying, you go up first, I'll bring Wen Cai up." ”

"Well, I'll be waiting for you up there." Uncle Ying staggered upstairs, as if he was afraid that people would know that he and Wen Cai came together.

Tai Gang smiled bitterly, walked quickly to the door, and said, "Why don't you go in yet, don't you tip?" ”

"What's the tip?" Wen Cai didn't understand Tai Gang's words, and said in a daze: "I said that I came with my master, but they just didn't let me in, and I had to prove that my master was my master!" ”

"It's still less of your tip, look at me!" Tai Gang grabbed it from his pocket, took out six or seven pieces of ocean and threw them to the waiter, and asked, "Now he can go in, right?" ”

"Sorry sir, for the delay." The waiter hurriedly got out of the way, the rich one was the uncle this year, and as soon as Tai Gang made a move, he let him know that it was a rich man.

"This!" Wen Cai looked at Dayang in a daze, then looked at the waiter with a smile on his face, and muttered, "So this is okay!" ”

"Many people ask again, can you do whatever you want if you have money? My answer is that you can. ”

Tai Gang flicked his handmade suit, took out a stack of oceans, and stuffed them to Wencai without saying anything, saying: "The next time you encounter this situation, you will use the ocean to throw him until he lets you in." Learn a little, if you want to pretend to be a slap in the face in the future, you have to rely on yourself. ”

Wen Cai didn't know what pretending to be forced to slap his face.

But looking at the waiter who was smiling and judging the two of them when he stopped him, he still nodded subconsciously.

Tai Gang ignored Wencai's reaction and beckoned him to go to the second floor.