What is the relationship between me and the decrepit man in front of me?

I'm afraid, it's already unclear.

There used to be a time when we were companions on adventures together, but more often than not, it was the relationship between the brave and the demon king, and of course, the relationship between the jailer and the prisoner lasted the longest.

Now the jailer says he's tired, old, and doesn't want to do it anymore, but he's going to hand it over to the prisoners?

"What a joke!! You're going to give me this city, the lich? I'm the demon king who almost destroyed Shijie? No kidding! ”

Adam smiled wryly.

"I don't think it's reliable, so who do you think I can give it to?"

yes, to whom? As a red dragon, Xiaohong is very in line with her racial characteristics, she eats and sleeps, wakes up to find someone to play, and goes to sleep when she is tired of playing... But if you are the lord of the castle, I am afraid that you will sell it for gold coins the next day.

The sage Margaret of the Triumvirate Zuihou? She is shrewd and knowledgeable, and she should be the right person.

"Margaret was the first choice, of course, but she said she wouldn't do it."

Of course others won't do it, she has spent more than a hundred years of her youth here, and now you don't know how to do it, and you plan to have a martyrdom that spans the long river of time, and then leave your duties to others, Margaret has not done anything to repair you, she is already very restrained.

Looking at the unhappy man in front of me, I was angry, how could Margaret be such a haode girl, how could she fall in love with this idiot.

"Damn, if I had a nice girl like Margaret......"

"Huh." Adam smirked triumphantly, laughing so hard that he wanted to cover his face and hit him hard.

"Bastard, you've beaten up."

Well, it's better to act than to be excited, since I think about it, what am I hesitating about, let's add a dark circle to this handsome old guy!

Then the two continued to fight, but ten seconds later, due to the disadvantage of my profession, I was again suppressed by force, and when he sat on my backbone and began to pull my leg bones, I had no choice but to slap the ground and surrender.

"Don't leave it alone! The bones are going to break, they're going to break! It's broken! Bastard, if I had been a paladin......"

"Come on, say, will you take it or not!"

"Don't do it! Finally, when I am released from prison, I still have my own things to do, and I want to use the position of a warden to tie up the prisoners? Are you kidding me! ”

"Prison? Do you still regard this city that we have worked so hard to build on as a prison that traps you? You'd like to see it become a vassal of other Dungeon Lords due to the loss of its Patron. ”

"Of course....", I was supposed to say something like "Of course it's a prison, who cares about it", but halfway through, I hesitated.

Do I really let the city that I have spent more than a hundred years building with my own hands be regarded as a prison that binds me? I have to say that in my long life, the days in Sulphur Mountain City were the most pleasant.

Multi-ethnic, with no major war for decades, and people living in peace and contentment, this strange city is probably unlike any other city on the continent of Ehi, which we have made bit by bit.

"Well, it's really annoying to let these greedy pigs take possession of the jewels we've worked so hard to build, so what do you want me to do, let alone make me the lord of the city, you know I have my own things to do, and I don't have the energy to do it. Let's get to the bottom of it. ”

He understands me, and I naturally know him, and he should know that I can't accept being the lord of the city, and it's not good, the current rhetoric is what Margaret prepared, and it can't be retreated and advanced, so that I can accept something.

"Hehe, sure enough, the reaction is exactly the same as what Margaret said, since we can't continue to serve as the city lord, then, let's leave it to the next generation, right?"

"The next generation? We're all bachelors, so what's next? You mean..."

"Yes, Ann, my disciple, your gossip girlfriend, red-haired Ann, is back."

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Ann, an orphan, is about seventeen or eighteen years old this year.

Don't look at me like that, she's an orphan adopted by Adam, the last time we saw them was seven or eight years ago, and the lich wasn't sensitive to time, and I didn't see her for years, so it would be nice if I could know the approximate age.

As for the gossip girlfriend or something, it's just a joke.,She, who was still Lori at the time.,Watching our brother and my brother complain about not having a girlfriend to hurt each other.,Actually said that I was pitiful.,When I grow up, I want to marry me.,So,Lich Roland, who is also a necrophile girlfriend.,It's become a laughing stock that is always mentioned repeatedly.。

"No kidding, leave it to Ann?? Are you sure there's still Brimstone Mountain City left the next day? ”

What kind of guy is Ann? Probably in one sentence, bear child!! This shijie is the bear child king of the most bear children!

When we first met, I was applying grease to my bones, which were high-end products mixed with Shiozawa snake butter, and I was happy for the shiny skull that had been rubbed.......

"Hah, shoot!"

With a loud shout with a child's voice, the scenery in front of me flew away, and the perspective in front of me kept spinning, and that day, I realized that even if the lich turned his head too fast, he would be dizzy to death.......

Later, my head flew out for miles, and my headless body scared countless passers-by into tears before I found the head that had fallen into the trash......

Even without a sense of smell, I was sick enough with the garbage and bed bugs that afternoon.

I later learned that Ann, who was only six years old at the time, was obsessed with the football game that I "invented", and what she liked most at that time was to follow the instinct of living beings, which was to see the round, whether it was a garbage can or a cat or a dog on the road, and then shout and kick it out.

The lich's skull was also round, and the reflective head was similar to the white ball......

I'm not a stingy person, and I don't bother with children, but it seems that the other party fell in love with the "foot feeling" of the powerful volley. ”

"Those leather balls are for the girls to kick, and they fall apart when they have a lot of strength. Uncle Bone's skull is full of magic, which is much more interesting than those boring balls, and it is especially sensual to kick. ”

At this point, I hated the childish smile of the bear child.

The most incredible thing is that her attack has no warning, not to mention, it is so malicious, and most of the protective spells on my body are based on malice as the starting condition....... so before I rewrote the protective magic, those days are really unbearable.

So, every time we met, it became a disaster.

In those days, I often only heard that iconic greeting "Hi! Uncle Bone", and then the field of vision in front of him flew back, the heavens and the earth rotated, 360 degrees of rotation, and then accurately entered the hole......

That's how I hated bear kids.

Then, when percussion and rappers became popular, the bear kid didn't know where to hear that the bones with magic power are the most haode magic drum stick materials, and they can carry the magic resonance effect that will turn the audience upside down......

And the highest-grade bone magic material, except for the dragon bone, is the ultimate of the undead - the lich.

Okay, her band, Skull Rock, did rock the city, but how happy I was when I wasn't a member of the instrument and was praised for the excellent tone of the ribs.

When she heard about the Ice Castle and the Winter Mountains from the storybook, she whimsically held a sculpture art exhibition with the theme of bones.

"We don't have snow or ice here, only sulfur....but a lot of sulfur is poisonous, but we are also a famous capital of the dead, let's make sculptures out of the undead! My artistic cells are burning. ”

When this girl left the city and went outside to plague Shijie, the whole city fell into a carnival, and the happiest, I am afraid, were the undead in the eastern part of the city who were choked by her.

The Headless Horseman Polo Tournament, the Skull Dancer Selection, the Banshee's "I Am the King of Songs", she has no fear of the dead at all that normal people should have, and the entire Dongcheng District has been turned into a death-themed paradise for the dead.

However, the current theme of undead tourism also originated from this idea, and the plan of "using undead tourism as a selling point to revitalize the economic belt of Iwo Sulphur Mountain City" has become a real thing.

"Don't say that, although Anne's girl is messing around, it's not her nonsense that brings the undead and the rest of the citizens a lot closer. Don't you think that what is needed to be at the head of the city is not how capable you are, but a view that treats the citizens equally? In this regard, Anne is the most haode bar. ”

"Hmph, Margaret told you again."

"Hehe, that's what I thought too. If it weren't for the high enough, how could everyone follow her to mess around. ”

“… As the helmsman, it is not enough to have only the bright side and popularity, but the secret wrist is essential. So, what do you and Margaret mean is for me to help her? ”

"As long as she's on the road, it's enough, it won't be long. And if you feel that she is not good enough, you can completely replace her, and there is basically no one who can stop you anyway. ”

Adam smirked. "What's more, little Anne is your fiancée, help her, of course."

Originally, I was going to refuse, but a sudden situation disrupted all my deployments.

At this moment, a golden panel jumped in front of me.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, trigger the optional epic quest, Phoenix Nirvana. ”

"Mission: To identify and resolve the crisis in Brimstone Hill City, and to raise Anne before Adam hangs up. Levin became a leader in his own right. ”

"Quest Reward: Epic Discount Ticket (half price for purchasing any item below Epic in the System Store), qualification to open the main story mission."

"At least....before leaving your hometown, entrust your home to someone reliable. You wouldn't have thought you'd come back and you'd see ruins. ”

"Mission Failure Punishment: Is it better to turn you into a skull with mushrooms? Or is it better to have a mushroom with a skull? None of them are good? That's a skeleton with a mushroom head. ”

In the past, I have also triggered the sudden task of this pit daddy system, but it is often how many creatures are killed and what unreliable honorary title is given, but it is the first time that it is so serious.

But at the moment, I was attracted by its rewards, "the qualification to open the main story mission" was very easy to understand at the time, and finally it was time for the game plot to unfold, the so-called main story mission, probably the historical event experienced by the gamer, the seven irresistible purgatory catastrophes.

This was originally expected, and the other reward was very exciting.

"Discount rolls? If I could buy the body at half price, wouldn't I be able to resurrect it early? ”

But then, another task jumped out.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, the optional epic quest has been triggered, and the Lich King is back (why I'm talking about it again)"

"Objective: Whatever evil god or conspiracy he is, tremble in front of the Lich Lord, absolute violence may not solve everything, but at least it can solve the protesters. Become the lord of the castle in the shortest possible time, rebuild the Legion of the Eternal Night, and let the living fear the undead scourge again. ”

"It's time to get those lazy bones in Dongcheng District moving, let them mess around, it's really a theme park for the undead, and they're all about to forget their honor as the East Wolf of the Night."

"Quest Reward: Qualification for the opening of the lord system and the plot of the Battle for the Continent, the most perfect demigod-level lich body."

"Punishment for mission failure: To be honest, you are so cunning that a thousand-year-old scourge like you can be regarded as unparalleled in the world, and I really can't think of any reason why you would fail."