Chapter 226: Where did the crooked melons and cracked dates come from?
The city is strictly investigated, and the people are not allowed to go out to walk, and Mrs. Niu took the stuffy child to the rice grain lane, but never found a chance to return. There were suddenly dozens of more minions in the family, and this matter had not yet left the door of the Fang family's mansion.
Mrs. Hu guessed that King Jing would arrive in Beijing on the third day, but ten days had passed, and King Jing had not yet been seen. The gates of the capital have been closed, and there are patrolling soldiers and horses running on the streets, but the common people still can't go to the streets.
Cai Kun has taken the time to teach everyone literacy in the past few days, and the experience of teaching in Fenggu Town, starting from the hundred family names, using chalk to write four words on the blackboard, the church reads it, and let them break a branch and practice writing on the ground.
Chang'an took this group of people for military training, and he was tired and sore all day. But these people train for a day, and they have to learn to write in their spare time, and they are still energetic, and they can fight at dinner.
When I go to bed at night, I can make another fuss, and ask the reason, just because of a peeing place.
"Open defecation is not allowed, isn't there a public toilet? You ......"
Without waiting for Chang'an to finish speaking, Huang Dadao: "It's the squatting pit of the public toilet, and the brothers are squatting ......."
"Okay," Chang An didn't want to hear the reason from them, and now it has reached the point where a squatting pit can fight, and it seems that there is a way to make them learn the rules as soon as possible.
"Tomorrow my mother will give you house rules, but they are not actually family rules, after all, it is too difficult for you to memorize the Torah. My mother picked some simple laws, and my brothers who came from Futong tomorrow will also follow suit. ”
Chang'an was too lazy to help them fight the lawsuit, and finally told him not to make any more trouble, be careful to make noise until my mother rested, and turned around and went back to the house to sleep.
Don't let go shopping, at most you can only visit the alley near your home, there is no oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, the neighbors borrow from each other, and the people close the door and live the same life, but the dinner table is not as rich as in the past.
Chang'an woke up from sleep and was accustomed to the life of a glass of milk and an egg in the morning, but suddenly reduced the amount of breakfast because there were no eggs at home.
"Military training doesn't have much effect!" Dong Xiaoying said worriedly.
If these people continue to make trouble, her blood pressure will not be stable!
Chang'an said: "It can't be regarded as fruitless, my physical fitness has improved significantly. ”
Dong Xiaoying heard a commotion in front of her and asked, "Sister-in-law Xing, what's going on outside?" ”
Chang An sighed: "These people have been practicing martial arts since childhood, and it takes half an hour to step on a horse, and military training is not a matter for them at all." ”
Sister-in-law Xing came in with the second dog, "Madam! ”
"Oh, sister-in-law Xing, let's get busy!" Dong Xiaoying beckoned the second dog in, "Little Er! What's going on outside? ”
Ergouzi said: "Madam, the officials outside are shouting, King Jing has pacified the rebels and is returning to the court with the Northwest Army!" ”
Dong Xiaoying nodded and said, "Oh, it's okay, you didn't fight with Huang Da!" ”
The second dog said: "No! Madame, don't worry, our brothers have a good relationship! ”
So you guys are in a mess because you have a good relationship?
Chang'an went out with the two dogs, and heard Huang Da and Brother Mastiff arguing outside, who was more powerful when the soldiers fought with them.
Just a few steps after walking in Chang'an, the content of the argument has become, whether there are women in the army or not, whether a soldier is a good man.
Chang An shook his head, talking to these people, casually saying a few words on a topic, and it will soon be crooked to the edge of the sky.
Cai Kun erased the four words he had written yesterday and shouted, "Don't make any noise, take a branch and stand in front of the sand." ”
There are diligent planks that bulldoze the sand, and the brothers wail for a while, don't bulldoze it! Leave some marks, in case you can't remember, write a typo, you have to hit the palm board!
Cai Kun shouted out a word, then paused, and began to count, four, three, two, one, stop writing!
Someone did not put down the stick, and was immediately knocked with a bamboo stick by the stake in charge of discipline.
Cai Kun checked with his hands behind his back, pointed out the writing mistakes, and asked him to stand up and line up, holding a ring ruler in his hand, and beating the palm board one by one.
"Mr. Cai, I wrote it! Man, that's right! ”
Cai Kun said coldly: "Yesterday I learned the character Ren with the surname Ren, and what you wrote was the character of heaven and earth." ”
A brother followed suit, "Huang Qi, you wrote it wrong, it's not a person, it's this Ren." ”
Huang Qi stretched out his head to look, "This special mother, the surname Ren is really not human!" ”
Cai Kun finished beating the palm board one by one, and the mountain bandits were still discussing whether the surname Ren was a human being.
"Shut up!" Cai Kun said coldly: "The surname Ren is the same as the person, but the words are not the same, for example, your surname is Huang, which is the same as the royal character." ”
Huang Dadao: "No, sir, we are the Huang family!" ”
The second dog chirped: "Phew! The surname is Huang, the emperor's emperor is also the Huang of your Huang family? Don't put gold on your face. ”
Huang Yi said: "What Ergouzi said is not right, Mr. Cai said that the earliest emperor was the yellow character surnamed Huang." ”
"Phew! The surname Huang is amazing! What are you doing? ”
Seeing that the fight was about to start again, Cai Kun snorted coldly, "Write the second word below." ”
No one dared to make a noise, picked up the branches, pushed the sand in front of the plane, and waited for Cai Kun to report the words to be written, and strive to write them within the specified time.
After reviewing yesterday's four words, most of them will be written. Whoever writes incorrectly or draws less shall be punished a hundred times on the sand, and shall be supervised by a stake.
Then Cai Kun taught today's four surnames, watched everyone write out one stroke at a time on the sand, and read out aloud the words they wrote, and today's teaching task was over.
He had to go back to writing dictionaries and copying borrowed books. For Cai Kun, copying books is equivalent to resting, and he can practice calligraphy without thinking.
Mrs. Niu came back with a stuffy child, took two steps back to the door, looked at the gate, and went wrong! When did you add a concierge to your home?
"It's the old lady! Slave Huang Yi, this is Huang Wu. ”
"Old lady, I'm Huang Qiang, and this is Huang Lei."
Mrs. Niu was confused and walked inside, is there only the side of Rice Grain Lane that won't let her go out? Can the rich still go out on the streets?
When did the fourth daughter-in-law go to the slave market, are these people cheap! Look at this bunch of crooked melons and cracked dates, and the doorman hurts his face.
The stuffy man was very unhappy, why did the young lady buy so many martial arts back, did she think I was not well protected?
Chang'an greeted Mrs. Niu as a salute.
"Fat dun! When did your mother go shopping? We don't need it at home! Mrs. Niu asked, she didn't care about the answer at all, and turned her head and asked Sister-in-law Xing: "How is my cow?" The rice porridge hasn't been broken! ”
Sister-in-law Xing stepped forward to hug the old lady and said with a smile: "Don't worry, the old lady, the cows are all right!" The calves have a meal of rice cereal in the morning and a carrot batter soup in the evening, and it has not been broken. The cow is fed rice cereal once a day, and when the grass is fed, she can squeeze out two buckets of milk in the morning and evening. ”
"Is the earth dragon hot? Don't freeze, it snowed two days ago and didn't freeze, but this morning there was a layer of ice ballast in the well, and it was cold! Mrs. Niu said.
Huang Da came out to brush his sense of existence and said, "Don't worry, the old lady can rest assured, the servants serve the cows very comfortably, and they tickle the cows!" ”
Mrs. Niu was stunned, "Who is this?" ”
Huang Da was just about to speak, and Ertu said: "You have a lot to do, how cold it is today!" You asked your brother to bathe the cows, and the cows were already cold? ”
"You know the, it's not a bath, it's a hot towel to cover the cow." Huang Da said with disdain.
"What's covering?" Santu asked.
Huang Dadao: "I didn't marry a daughter-in-law and have a baby, I don't understand anything, cover it with a hot towel, and the milk will not be so uncomfortable!" ”
Mrs. Niu nodded, this person ......, "Who is this person!" ”
Chang'an said: "Let's go into the house to talk, Brother Bozi will also come, and my mother has something to tell you." ”
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