Chapter 2: Lao Tzu Becomes a Decepticon?
"What, what's the situation, what are you talking about? Who do you think I am? Red spider? Isn't that the name of a woman who has lost her footing! ”
Xiao Tian, oh no, it's time to call him Red Spider now. The red spider looked at the little man named Rumble in front of him with a shocked expression, the forehead dwarf Transformer. It's a talking intelligent robot, and it seems to be the kind that can run and jump. And at this moment, the red spider seems to have become a so-called transformer.
"What is a stumbling woman, a warrior of the Autobots? This time, our Decepticons have won decisive victories in several battles on Cybertron, and those Autobots have all shrunk into the last bastion, and I believe they will soon be unable to hold on! Brother Red Spider, it's a pity that your injuries haven't been completely repaired, otherwise you can follow Big Brother Megatron to slaughter Optimus Prime! ”
Megatron? Optimus Prime? This. How, how are these two names so familiar?
When the little Transformer in front of him mentioned these two names, the Red Spider's CPU suddenly went into chaos, and one after another golden electric sparks erupted from his huge metal head.
"Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle!"
"Ah, what's wrong with you, Big Brother Red Spider? Is it a short circuit in the place where the iron sheet was hit that day, don't worry, I'll call a military doctor for you right away! ”
Red spider? Decepticons? Autobots? It turns out that my brother's current identity is a Transformer called Red Spider, who belongs to the Decepticon group.
According to the information available now, this is a planet called Cybertron, and the inhabitants living on it are all intelligent robots, which are commonly known as Transformers. In order to compete for the ownership of the planet, these Transformers are divided into two factions, the Decepticons and the Autobots, and from the current situation, the Decepticons seem to have occupied an absolute dominant position, and those Autobots will be eliminated at any time.
To sum up, our Mr. Red Spider seems to have been reincarnated in the right place. Although there seems to be an identity called an earthling in my memory, I may have no impression at all because of the time gap.
"Lord Red Spider, we're late! Since all the Decepticons' military doctors have been assigned to the front line, we can only find this Autobot's nurse to do some simple treatment for you, I hope you can forgive me! ”
The guy called Rumble seemed to be very efficient, and in less than three minutes he had been out with several Decepticon Transformers, and a female Autobot robot was holding him around.
What's going on? How are Transformers still divided into men and women?
The red spider stared at the scene in front of him in a daze, and did not react for a while. Because he thought it was a pure robot world, the so-called Autobot captive in front of him was obviously different from the male Decepticon warriors around him. Although the parts of the machine look similar, this Autobot nurse is obviously much more slender than the others in terms of body shape and construction, and there seem to be two oval raised steel plates on the chest, giving people an obvious visual impact.
Do these so-called Transformers still have that kind of physiological needs?
"What are you doing here, you damn Autobot? Hurry up and give our Lord Red Spider a diagnosis, and if we can't do it, be careful that we blow your head off, and then take your body to feed the mechanical dog! ”
Said a Decepticon warrior who looked a bit like a tractor had been transformed. Although the kid didn't look good, he had a very imposing-looking laser gun in his hand, and the female Autobot was obviously very scared when he saw it. Even though she was reluctant in her heart, she still trembled and stretched out her hands to put them on the shoulders of the red spider.
"Please lie down, I need to do a scan of your whole body!"
This female Autobot warrior seems to belong to the kind of logistics support personnel, and has no actual combat effectiveness. But for some reason, when her hand touched the body of the red spider, the latter subconsciously felt an unprecedented comfort.
It was a feeling that even the red spider itself could not express, and it was not reflected in the body, but a warmth that came from the depths of the fire, what was the situation?
Unable to continue thinking about it, the female Autobot nurse opposite from her had already started her work. I saw that the eyes of this chick suddenly turned green, and this green light was projected on the wound of the red spider, and a series of golden symbols were deepened, which at first glance looked a bit like binary code, but this series of golden characters changed too fast, and I am afraid that no one except the person concerned could decipher it.
"Stinky Autobot, warn you not to play tricks! How's going with our Lord Red Spider? ”
Rumble seems to be particularly concerned about the Red Spider's injury, and makes it look like a brother.
"This adult's body has suffered heavy injuries in the past, although the surface has been repaired with super strong alloy, but there are still 15 tapered screws missing in the body, and if it is not mended, this wound will continue to occur in the future."
As the saying goes, insiders look at the doorway, and laymen look at the liveliness. The Red Spider had been injured in battle, and since there was no professional medical doctor around, it was treated simply: the wound was sutured with a super-strong alloy on the periphery of the wound to completely cover the wound.
I thought this would be done, but the wound was located in the center of the head after all. If it weren't for this group scan, who would have known that there were 15 tapered screws missing? So much so that in the later stage, the old injuries of the red spider continued to recur, and even in the end, he couldn't even pick up the gun, so he could only take a back seat to recuperate.
And now I don't know if it's the boy's blessing or what, but the female nurse of the Autobot in front of me discovered the disease.
"Then what can you do to show it to me quickly, what parts do you need, just say, we have a lot of them in the warehouse!"
Since they occupy most of the planet's space, the current Decepticons have more resources in their hands than they can imagine, so when they speak, they will seem so wealthy.
"I've been imprisoned in your warehouse before, and there are no parts for this adult!"
Hearing the rumbling words, the autobot nurse immediately refuted his point of view.
"What? What did you say? You stupid Autobot woman! How could we not have the parts needed by Lord Spider here? ”
"Because you are all Transformers warriors of the land system, and this Lord Red Spider is from the Air Force, your parts are not universal!"
In the end, the professional is professional, and a needle will see the blood.