082 The 'Battle Wolf' of Weasel
With Zhang Jin's greeting, he was kicked out of the door, and the villagers who had been waiting outside the door to listen to the sound rushed in.
When Sanmaozi's wife and Hai Jucheng's old man, they saw Sanmaozi, who was still dying before, and now they have sat up. Although he looked a little tired, he was obviously fine, and while he was secretly surprised in his heart, he thanked Zhang Jin even more. Even the old man Hai Jucheng wanted Sanmaozi and his daughter-in-law to kowtow to Zhang Jin to repay Zhang Jin's 'life-saving' kindness. was hurriedly stopped by Zhang Jin.
After the other blind dates saw that Sanmaozi was unharmed, they were secretly happy and began to talk about it. In their eyes, Zhang Jin, the doctor, is amazing. From being kicked out of the door to being recruited into the door, it only took more than a minute before and after, and Sanmaozi recovered from the previous immortal appearance to the current spirit like a living donkey, which is simply divine!
Because of this, the villagers' eyes like Zhang Jin have become more respectful and affectionate, and Zhang Jin has become more mysterious in their hearts. After all, if people eat whole grains, how can they not encounter three disasters and six difficulties? There is such a great miracle doctor living in the village, and his heart is quite confident. And the great doctor of the people still has no shelf at all, treating the villagers without saying anything. People don't take shelves, they are easy-going, and they are easy to get along with.
took out a few medicinal materials in the medicine box and prepared them according to the proportion, and sent Sanmaozi's wife to decoction the medicine. After that, the neighbors who had not dared to disturb before swarmed around. first surrounded Sanmaozi to ask for warmth, and then surrounded Zhang Jin to compliment and praise.
It wasn't until Zhang Jin and the villagers said hello one by one that the old man Hai Jucheng finally had the strength to ask the question that had been held in his stomach for a long time: "Little Doctor Zhang, what is going on with San'er?" What kind of illness is it? ”
Although Zhang Jin passed the diagnosis and already knew the bottom of his heart, he did not directly answer Hai Jucheng's words, but turned his head to look at Sanmaozi, who was also looking at him, "Tell me, what was going on at that time?" ”
Sanmaozi was also confused, stretched out his hand and scratched the back of his head, and said with a puzzled expression: "I don't know either." I heard the chicks in the coop not being very moving, so I thought I'd go over and have a look. As a result, when I got to the chicken coop, I just squatted down and didn't know anything......"
Zhang Jin couldn't say why Sanmaozi was talking for a long time, so he had to ask heuristically: "Did you smell something?" ”
Zhang Jin's reminder, Sanmaozi remembered, and hurriedly responded: "Yes, at that time, I also smelled a smell like night fragrance flowers, and I wondered, there are no such flowers next to our house, how can we still smell the fragrance of flowers in the yard?" "The night fragrance flower mentioned by Sanmaozi is the famous night primrose.
Sanmaozi's words made Zhang Jin's eyes light up, and he looked like a wealth obsessed with seeing treasures. I muttered in my heart: "Interesting, it's worth studying!" ”
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Condition: moderate poisoning; Weasel venom, neurotoxin;
Etiology: Frontal exposure to high-intensity weasel stinky gland attacks;
Treatment: 1. Washing the viscera and pushing the uterus through the blood, calming the nerves, purifying the soul, calming the mind and dispersing the soul......
2. Ancient eight acupuncture and moxibustion methods......
3、……
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The above is the diagnosis result obtained by Zhang Jin when he was diagnosed with Sanmaozi before. If it weren't for the good performance of the "Three Kingdoms of Martial Arts" system, Zhang Jin would never have believed that Sanmaozi's scary appearance was actually caused by the weasel's fart poison.
It is not surprising if a stinky fart of this weasel can make Sanmaozi cry and hold his head and run away, but the stinky fart is the weasel's life-saving housekeeping skill. But this weasel is not only able to knock down a three-haired man who is in the prime of life, and his body is like a big animal, but it is also a fatal 'moderate poisoning', which is already an extraordinary anecdote.
After all, although the weasel's stinky fart is slightly poisonous, it is only its weapon to defend against the enemy, not a weapon to kill the enemy, and it is still unbelievable that it is so poisonous. What's more, I learned from Sanmaozi's mouth that this weasel's fart is not smelly, it is actually fragrant, or the taste of 'night primrose'. Weasel who can fart fragrantly, this is a strange story that I have never heard of.
If Zhang Jin is not a grandmaster-level trainer, if Zhang Jin is just a rural knowledge novice who has been living in the city, it can be seen that this weasel is obviously not an ordinary product, and it is definitely a fighting wolf among weasels. What's more, Zhang Jin is now the top grandmaster-level trainer, and he can naturally appreciate the extraordinary sound of this weasel! So, Zhang Jin became interested in this 'fart king' level weasel. Notice that it's 'interest' and not 'sexual interest'.
Zhang Jin thought in his heart, but there was nothing unusual on the surface. Faced with Hai Jucheng's questioning, Zhang Jin didn't think of concealing it, and replied casually: "It's not a disease, there was a commotion in the chicken coop before, just because a yellow skin came to your house to touch the chicken." The yellow skin couldn't help but be frightened, Sanmaozi farted as soon as he arrived, and as a result, Sanmaozi fainted with such a fart. ”
Zhang Jin's explanation was terrible, and the room full of people were all shocked, and for a while, there was a buzz of whispering, "It's Wong Tai Sin...... The only person who can fascinate such an adult at once is Wong Tai Sin, who has high mana. Hai Jucheng said tremblingly.
At this time, Zhang Jin suddenly realized how shocking the words he said were to these people. In all parts of the country, especially in the countryside, especially among the older generation, there is no shortage of people who believe in shamans. In the hearts of these believers, weasels and foxes are all great immortals. So when I heard that this Sanmaozi was fascinated by a weasel, he thought that Haiju Cheng's family had done something that angered Wong Tai Sin, so it was no wonder that he looked uneasy.
Zhang Jin saw that the scene was gradually getting out of control, and hurriedly tried to save it, "Uncle Jucheng, don't worry. Your Sanmaozi is estimated to be that he has been in the city, and finally came back to live for two days, and saw his daughter-in-law, so he worked a little harder, and he has been a little weak recently. This will not even be able to withstand this fart, but it is not that this Huang Daxian has high mana. ”
Zhang Jin's teasing words finally relaxed the tense atmosphere in the room a little. Especially a few young guys, they laughed weirdly. All of a sudden, Sanmaozi's face was flushed and he couldn't speak.
Everyone laughed and laughed, and it wasn't until it was almost twelve o'clock in the middle of the night that Sanmaozi drank his wife's fried haode Chinese medicine, and Zhang Jin and the other blind dates left one after another.
Although it seemed that Hai Jucheng's father and son and his daughter-in-law seemed to have really let go of their worries under Zhang Jin's persuasion, when Zhang Jin left, he still vaguely heard Hai Jucheng's words after closing the courtyard door: "Third daughter-in-law, you clean up the yard." I'm going to take out the family belongings that are going to worship my ancestors for the Ghost Festival in two days, kill another chicken, and worship Wong Tai Sin. It doesn't matter if our family has offended Daxian, or apologize first......"
Zhang Jin shook his head and left, since the old man Hai Jucheng wants to bow to him and ask for peace of mind, he will follow him, it is nothing.