It is said that three-legged toads are not easy to find, and two-legged men are everywhere, but these four-legged men also opened my eyes.

Lei Tingting and Lu Hengchuan both saw it and glanced at me together, which seemed to ask me if I was okay with this matter.

Needless to say, I must have been entangled by the "charm" here. It's strange to say that these gentlemen of the Western faction seem to have no one paying attention to that thing, and they are all looking at me as if they are fighting cocks.

I really can't communicate with these giant babies, if I tell this, it must become a "discrimination" in the professional scope in their eyes, with the idea of watching the excitement, I didn't squeak, and called myself to the other row of tables to eat.

"I want to leave, you have to apologize!" The strong man rushed over to me, thinking of grabbing my shoulders and lifting me over, Lei Tingting had already seen that they were not pleasing to the eye, and before I could react, she first grabbed the veins on the strong man's wrist and turned it over with a slight flip.

The strong man looked at one hundred and seventy or eighty pounds, but Lei Tingting was so one or four or two thousand pounds, he had no power to parry at all, he was taken to a stumble, staring at Lei Tingting with an incredible face, and Lei Tingting hadn't retreated, Azo's hand was also raised, I glanced at Azuo's sinister expression, I knew that she was going to be ruthless, and hurriedly pulled her down: "It's a trivial matter, it's not worth it." ”

Ah Zor watched Lei Tingting be in the limelight, he didn't let him do anything, and put down his hand again angrily.

"At first, I bullied women, but now let women protect me, your northern faction is really awesome!" Unexpectedly, the strong man was really a ghost who couldn't persuade him to die, so he hurriedly continued to arch the fire: "What ability do you have to do it to Lao Tzu!" ”

I smiled at him: "If you want to talk about my ability, that is, let the woman protect you, or you let the woman protect you, let's compare?" ”

The strong man's expression was a little embarrassed, and when the few little girls with him heard this, they all looked away, not wanting to get involved in it.

And the strong man peeked at the firecracker girl, his expression was very cramped, I understood in my heart, why is this so energetic with me, the feeling is to behave in front of the firecracker girl, I said!

"After all, they are all people who beg for a bite to eat, they can't be good neighbors and friends, and there is no need to meet each other in arms, the old gentleman advocates pampering and humiliation, I don't take what you do to heart, and you don't take what I do to heart." I waved my hand, pretended to be forced and went back to sit down.

The strong man seemed to have smashed a fist on the cotton, not only did he fail to show off any limelight, but he made himself very embarrassed, so he had to go back hard.

And none of them noticed the extra legs under the strong man.

Could it be that the crow's beak with dead fish eyes is going to take effect again this time, and these people are going to be unlucky? I looked at the dead fish and secretly asked him if he wanted to take the opportunity to accumulate virtue, so as not to be blind and not be able to see anything.

The corners of Lu Hengchuan's mouth hooked, saying that he had his own plans, so he didn't let me care.

Guo Yang's eyes looked at us behind the lenses, and finally he had a sense of teamwork and volunteered: "If you want to think about these people, I'm good at it." ”

"It's okay, it's not worth it." Guo Yang's attack is not light, if something big happens, now it is already an eventful time between the four factions, wouldn't it be even more troublesome.

And Tang Benchu looked at the angry Ah Zou, as if he had a little sympathy, and because he was unhappy with Ah Zuo by his shoulder in the car, he was thinking about coaxing Ah Zou, and at this time he saw that the newly stewed things in the small pot were almost there, so he hurried over to check, but the result was a little anxious for this run, and the strong man was not convinced, looking at Tang Benchu was a reckless raw melon egg, he secretly stretched his feet under the table, and tripped Tang Benchu a strong.

As soon as I raised my eyes and saw that when Tang Benchu got up, a puddle of blood came out of his nose, and the anger came up at once, and the strong man originally wanted to provoke me to fight with him, but the two of them looked at me intently, and they were quite looking forward to it.

Fighting with this kind of fool is too self-defeating, but this fool really doesn't clean up and doesn't let him suffer a little, it seems that he doesn't know why the flowers are so popular.

Lei Tingting and Wang Deguang got up early to help Tang Benchu, Tang Benchu was the youngest in Taiqingtang, and they all took him as a younger brother, saving a little heart to protect the calf, seeing that he was bullied for no reason, Wang Deguang gritted his teeth and gritted his teeth, and Lei Tingting's fists were already clenched.

"Yo, the northern faction also has this kind of beauty?" A lewd skinny monkey behind the strong man saw Lei Tingting, but his eyes lit up: "It's not that I said, a beautiful woman like you should go to our Western School to develop, our Western Mr. is a role model for female gentlemen in the world, how about it, beautiful women consider it?" ”

Lei Tingting didn't pay attention to him at all, just turned her face to look at me, as if asking if I could fight openly.

When the lewd skinny monkey saw that Lei Tingting was treating him as a fart, his face was a little unbearable, and he immediately continued to be mean: "Or are you staying in the Northern School for the sake of those little white faces who eat soft rice?" Hey, it's better to say that it's a northern faction, but it's a duck faction that relies on women, don't you say? ”

A group of people from the Western faction laughed, where did Guo Yang hear this, and the green tendons on his head exploded: "It's true that they say that the poor mountains and bad waters come out of the Diao people, Li Qianshu, do you want to give us this breath from the northern faction?" If you don't come out, I'll come out! ”

"Okay," I pressed Guo Yang: "You remember, people have their own harvest, and you can see the excitement right away." ”

Then I went over and took a tissue to Tang Benchu to wipe the nosebleed: "You bear with it, some people have unclean mouths and need to be washed." ”

Although Tang Benchu didn't understand why he didn't fight with them, he listened to me unconditionally, and always felt that everything I said was right: "I listen to the master, and the master won't let the fall out, so he won't make a fight, I don't have anything, it doesn't hurt." ”

As he spoke, he wiped his nose and smiled, and when he wiped it like this, his nose was covered with a lot of blood.

I glanced back at those people from the Western faction, and saw that those people were quite proud, talking about us, and the firecracker girl didn't say a word, just stared at me without caring about herself, and her brother was quite excited, and seemed to be quite relieved.

I pulled up Tang Benchu and went back to my seat, Ah Zou looked at Tang Benchu's appearance, and he was also a little angry, and this anger sprinkled on my head: "Why don't you let us teach them a lesson!" ”

"Wait."

And at this time, the strong man saw that the firecracker girl still had no spirit, and tried his best to please, and saw that there was a hall in front of the kitchen, and there was a merit pool in it, and the merit pool was full of steel hammers and swimming fish that people threw in to make wishes, and the strong man thought about it, and said: "Hey, by the way, don't you like fish?" I'll get you some to play with! ”

As he spoke, he picked up a large soup basin from the kitchen and ran to the merit pool.

However, in order to be safe, the water surface of the merit pool is still some distance from the table, and the strong man wants to get the best colorful koi, but the koi is clever, and it is impossible to reach the fish.

When he got it and wanted to come out excitedly, his face suddenly changed.

Ah Zor's eyes were sharp, he had already seen it, and looked at me curiously: "Brother Qianshu, what's wrong with him?" Something is wrong. ”

"Here's the lesson," I looked at the strong man, "and there is something unclean on him, and dragging him under the water is called a ghost scratching his feet." ”

For example, one year in our neighboring village, a green-skinned queen went to the lotus pond to peek at the girl and daughter-in-law to take a bath in the pool, but she nested in the lotus leaf and never came out of the lotus pond. It's because it's shallow, the deepest place is only about one meter three, and the young man is one meter seven, so he squatted in the pool and drowned, this inexplicable drowning is called "ghost scratching feet".

It is to describe that when people go into the water, it is obviously a very shallow pool, but it seems that something grabbed the foot, and it can't get up anyway, and it is rumored that this is a water ghost pull stand-in.

I saw just now that this strong man had a dead man on him, sitting on a table and two chairs side by side, and it was becoming a "demon" word, and "demon" was "grinding", that is to say, the dead man would soon grind him and rectify him, and the so-called retribution was like this.

"Pull, pull me!" Sure enough, the strong man seemed to cry out for help: "I can't come up!" ”

"Huh?" When the young men of the Western faction heard this, they laughed: "What are you kidding, you came up as soon as you raised your legs, who has the time to pull you?" ”

"If you want to be coquettish, don't look at your big head!"

"Really, I didn't lie to you!" Although the strong man was a little embarrassed, his expression was very eager: "I really can't get up!" Lie to you, I'll hit five thunders every day! ”

In our industry, we all believe that "people are doing what the sky is watching", and we don't have to swear casually like ordinary people, as soon as we heard that the strong man really said this, the young people looked at it with half a doubt, and as a result, someone pulled him, and he couldn't pull it up: "No...... You're too heavy......"

The strong man hurriedly said: "I will only sink a hundred catties again, make some effort!" ”

"No," someone finally noticed the abnormality, and his face changed: "There are so many of us with so much strength, how can he still be so immobile?" ”

The lewd skinny monkey said: "I said, do you want to win attention again, so you sincerely suppress our strength to play us?" Do you want Jiang Lu to hold hands with you! It's okay if you think so, but don't bring us with you for pranks, we won't be able to take advantage of you! ”

The firecracker girl's face was not good-looking, and she glared at the skinny monkey: "What nonsense are you talking about?" ”

It turns out that this firecracker girl is called Jiang Lu.

"I'm not!" Seeing the strong man speechless: "I really can't get up!" Something is wrong with this pool! ”

"Could it be ......" or a little girl in the Western faction reacted, her face full of panic: "Is it a ghost scratching feet?" ”

When the firecracker girl heard this, she immediately took out a small octagonal mirror from her arms, and looked at it in the water, and her face changed: "He is ...... now." There are four legs, two of which are bare, and the legs of a woman with red nails are ......"

"Yo, isn't that a edgeless gossip mirror?" Wang Deguang has been running for a long time, and he recognized it at a glance, and said to me: "That's the magic weapon of the Western School, I saw the last Mr. of the Western School use it when I was young, how did it get into the hands of this little girl......"

Edgeless Bagua Mirror...... It is said that this thing was handed down by the old gentleman himself, and it can illuminate all the evil things in the world, and it can also rebound the ability of evil things, and the demon mirror in the god list has a meaning, it is very precious, there is only one such one in the whole world, needless to say, since you can take this kind of thing, this firecracker girl Jiang Lu is the same as me, and she is the successor of Mr. Big of her own sect.

"What a ghost!" Under the photo, the face of the firecracker girl also changed, and the other Western young people said: "Then you quickly use the mirror to look at him and rescue him!" ”

"No......" The firecracker girl made a difficulty: "He entered the water, and there was a reflection on the surface of the water, and the power of the mirror could not be exerted......"

"Then take a photo in the water!" A bunch of gossip.

"It's even more impossible, this mirror is the treasure of our western faction," the creamy brother of the firecracker girl said excitedly: "What should I do if I get rusty in this dirty water?" How can something that was handed down many years ago be destroyed in the hands of my sister, we can't take this responsibility! ”

I knew that in their eyes, this mirror must be more important than the strong man.

"Oh, I can't do this......" the strong man groaned, "I ...... panic"

The merit pool is not deep, just to the chest of the strong man, not only suffocating panic, but always letting the water soak, the hot spring is OK, who can stand the cold water.

Seeing the painful expression of the strong man, the lewd skinny monkey suddenly looked at us, and said fearfully: "Didn't you say that there is a dark face in the gang of the Northern Faction?" Could it be that they are deliberately trying to rectify our ......?"

Guo Yang's ears were sharp, he had already heard it, and just as he was about to speak with a look of resentment, the firecracker girl said: "It's not them, this evil thing that stalks three fats, it's Nanyuan." ”

Your mother, no wonder we let us go to Nanyuan as soon as we came, and they thought that the red nails used Nanyuan as a base camp, and let us live in it to die.

"So what now?" Seeing that this strong man was getting more and more painful, they really began to panic, and the lewd skinny monkey saw that it meant a little bit and wanted to go down to pull people, but was stopped: "What if you can't go down?" We were saved! ”

The longer the time, the more calories the strong man consumes underneath, he can't soak here for a lifetime, his face will soon be as white as paper, and his lips will be blue.

A group of people are talking nonsense, what is bombarded with firecrackers, used children's urine, doused with chicken blood, none of them worked, and it definitely didn't work across the water, it was just stupid.

"Haven't these Western factions been out yet?" Lei Tingting was puzzled: "Like this, you still dare to come out to do business?" ”

"If the Western Sect is really handed over to these people, it seems that it will be weak, and it won't last long," Guo Yang said with relief: "It seems that sooner or later we will have to be under our control like the Southern Faction." ”

"That's the lesson?" Tang was simple at the beginning, but he was discouraged and happy: "Master, you are a true spirit!" ”

"What is this," I smiled, "I haven't fought back yet, you wait, his mouth will still be cured." ”

Sure enough, I saw the firecracker girl push the lewd skinny monkey and said a few words to him, the lewd skinny monkey looked unhappy, but he still listened to the words, came over to us, scratched his scalp, and said reluctantly: "It's all in a pot, can you take a hand to help?" ”

"Now that you think it's all in the same pot?" Ah Zor sneered: "What did you say just now, we didn't have amnesia!" ”

The lewd skinny monkey had a "I know" expression on his face, but he still endured it and said: "It's easy to go up the mountain to catch the tiger, it's difficult to ask for help, we really can't help it, or you say, what can you do if we can help?" ”

"That's a bit unpleasant," I squinted and smiled, "as if we had to be unforgiving." ”

"No, no," although his expression was clearly approving, he said, "You think too much, we don't mean that." ”

"That's good," I continued: "It seems that the Western faction has not taught, and the light has taught you to shirk responsibility, so let's do it, since you also recognize that we are all in the same pot, then I will teach you today, people, you can change your mistakes, and you can apologize to a few people who have been provoked by you, but if you are sincere, I will help you with this, if you have high integrity, I will not dare to mix with your affairs, and I will do it on your behalf." ”

"Okay," the lewd skinny monkey was crisp and fast, immediately nodded and bowed, and apologized to Lei Tingting, Tang Benchu and me: "It's because we have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, offended and offended, I hope you adults have a lot, don't worry about us We are young and haven't seen the world." ”

Who is not young here except Wang Deguang? Young don't carry this pot.

And the strong man has a deep prejudice against us, seeing the lewd skinny monkey apologize to us, and the dog's temper comes up and splashes it in the merit pool, so that they don't beg us to gloat villains, even if they do, we cowards may not have the ability to save him.

I stood up and walked towards the pool: "It's a mule or a horse, just pull it out and slip it away, so let's tell you my idea, whether you do it or not, it's your business." ”

The lewd skinny monkey looked expectant: "What idea?" ”

"You go find a urine bucket, attach the urine alkali on it, and bring the sawdust on the side that holds the urine, and scrape it off for him to eat." I smiled, "Quasi." ”

"Pee...... Urine base ......"

The so-called urine alkali is the sediment produced by long-term urine storage, white powder, like alkali, the toilet is often not washed, and that thing will appear. And here it is generally made of wood.

"Fart, give me urine alkali, I won't eat it!" If he hadn't been scratched by the ghost, the strong man would have jumped up and fought with me: "I won't eat that thing even if I die!" You let me eat, why don't you eat it? ”

I shrugged innocently: "Who kept me from falling?" ”

"You ......" the strong man's teeth are about to burst: "You ......"

"You can't be a sincere communiqué and a personal vendetta, can you?" There was a little girl in the Western School who seemed to be unable to help it: "This is bullying!" ”

"Whether it's bullying or not, let him eat it first, if it's not good, I'll eat the same as him." I raised my eyebrows at the strong man: "Do you dare?" ”

The strong man's face is no longer dead white, but blue and red for a while, as if the face of Sichuan Opera has changed.

When our group heard this, their faces were all wonderful.

"It makes sense," said the firecracker girl who had been silent: "The boy urines to ward off evil spirits, and the monks here must be pure and have few desires, of course, the children are the majority, and the urine alkali is the essence of the urine, it is indeed ......"

As she spoke, she nodded to the lewd skinny monkey and motioned for him to do as I said.

The strong man's face turned green when he heard it: "No......"

The lewd skinny monkey couldn't help it, so he turned around and went to the toilet, and then wrinkled his nose and brought a few angry urine buckets, and a bunch of Westerners were disgusted with the smell, so they hid their heads back, and even my ass smelled it, and they ran out.

The obscene skinny monkey had no choice, he scraped off the urine alkali with his own hands and poured it into the strong man's mouth, although the strong man resisted, but there was no way, soon, he vomited out, and he couldn't even speak by the pool, choking his face full of snot and tears.

After vomiting, he squinted and glared at me: "If it doesn't work......"

"It works," the firecracker girl said suddenly, "You just said that you couldn't help the edge of the pool, you try, can you walk?" ”

The strong man glared, tried it, and was really able to move, and immediately turned over and came up drenched, with a face full of disbelief: "God is really God!" ”

I turned back to my seat and smiled.

Tang Benchu called it a relief: "Master, you are still amazing!" ”

Lei Tingting, A Zuo, and even Guo Yang all looked adoring.

I still wanted to pretend to be forced, but Lu Hengchuan stabbed me and motioned for me to look behind me.

I looked around and frowned.