Chapter 934: Bear Child
I stuffed Zhang Xiaoman's rope into my pocket, and just as I was about to go in, I saw Tang Benchu rushing out, as if I had seen a savior: "Master, you are back, something happened in the temple!" ”
"Who dares to come up here and make trouble?" I went in with great spirits, and the lack of sleep for a while made me feel unpleasant, and I was trying to vent, and I couldn't help but break my fingers with Caracalla, like a triad wearing a gold chain.
I went to bed after the fight, and I made a decision.
"Hey," Tang Benchu hurriedly said, "You can go in and take a look!" ”
So saying, he led me inside.
It is said that Tang Benchu followed me to the north and south and saw a little of the world, and he was never afraid of things, but now he is at a loss, and it is too wrong.
As soon as I entered this temple, I gasped at that time - when Lao Tzu succeeded this City God Temple, I really didn't see the City God Temple let people be harmed like this!
The surrounding little ghost sculptures, as well as the offering table, not to mention Lao Tzu's golden cloak, your mother, all black paint, as if she was ravaged by something particularly dirty.
Ah Xi, which bandit broke into Lao Tzu's house?
"Boss!" Wang Deguang also ran out, with an expression of wanting to cry without tears: "Boss, take a look at our temple, oops, ......"
"What's the matter," I was angry at the time: "Who did it, you let him come out, I ...... it"
"Oops, oops, I want it!"
"Don't give! I'm going to! As I spoke, a few children ran out from behind the heavy yellow silk cloth, and seemed to be fighting for something, and I saw that it was good, and I almost didn't get through it directly - they used a big incense burner in Lao Tzu's grip as a ball!
The incense burner or the owner of the antique shop knew that I came to the shop for ten miles, specially sent it to me personally, claiming to be the Xuande furnace, I looked at it for a long time and felt that there was nothing wrong, so I stayed - the incense burner of the gods is equivalent to the rice bowl of mortals, who let you play with it?
Take a closer look, these children all look like they have just escaped from the wilderness, the body is called a dirty, and oily twist, all of them seem to have not washed their hair for a long time, and the snowflakes on their heads are numerous, take a closer look, those dirty traces on the curtain on the wall, not hand paw prints?
Take a look at the ground again, okay, it's full of footprints, and it stinks a little - your mother, who stepped on the shit in it?
The ass is coming over with his tail between his legs as if he was scared, and I said in my heart, could it be that the ass is pulling the temple? It's impossible, the butt toilet is the same as a person, it comes behind people's backs, I've been with it for so long, I haven't seen it excrete, it can't be the butt dry - it was stepped on by these children!
"Big dog! Big dog! The children saw that their buttocks were coming, and they stretched out their little black hands to come over and grab the hair on their buttocks: "The big dog is here again!" ”
I glanced at the head of the butt like this, and inhaled the cool air in distress - a majestic tiger dog, the head was scratched and fluffy, not to mention how embarrassed.
I also know the ability of the butt, one paw can knock over three adults, but against a few bear children, there is nothing to be done - although the butt is usually very vicious to others, but I also know that I will never bully the weak.
"Boss, these are not as high as the table, I can't control it for a long time, and I can't fight, you say...... You said this ......" Wang Deguang had an expression of wanting to cry without tears, and stomped his feet: "How do you say this?" ”
Typical, you are weak, you are reasonable! Knowing that no one can be serious with the bear child, you risk your life to make trouble, right?
"You ......," I grabbed a bear child, "you all give it to the old ...... Stop me! ”
The bear child turned his head to look at me, looked innocent, wiped a handful of snot, felt that the snot was on his hands, and wiped my hands directly.
it? I didn't hold back my hand, and the child slipped down from my hand as if the loach was slipping, and ran to the other children, grabbing the big dates on the table to eat.
"I'll eat!" A relatively small child went up to grab it, but he didn't grab it, and he howled angrily. Tears washed the black face one by one.
"I'll take it first!" A slightly older one is straightforward: "You look for that big brother (big brother) to ask for it!" He's definitely in charge. ”
Talking about me?
"Big Ge." The child sobbed and rubbed my pants against his face, and rubbed my pants black: "I'm hungry, I'll eat!" You get it for me! ”
"Dage, I'm thirsty!" A kid came up and down: "Do you have malt cream?" My grandmother said that the city is full of people