0068 Calm before the storm
At six o'clock the next morning, the alarm on my phone went off on time.
I rubbed my eyelids, sighed and stretched again, and turned around and slapped my mouth on Yu Xiangrou's face, who was still asleep: "Don't sleep, I slept for less than five hours, you tossed and sleepwalked eight times, I really didn't close my eyes all night!" You're sleeping soundly!"
"Huh? What's wrong? ”
Yu Xiang Rousi was sleepy-eyed and thoughtful: "I sleep and dream, dreaming of fighting landlords with others, whoever loses has to chop off his fingers, and I lost all ten fingers without two of them, and I still play with others!" Hold cards with your mouth and do it with others!"
"Get out of the calf, just a landlord like you, you can't take four two and two kings to fight? You deserve to die!"
While cursing, I walked to the toilet of his house, simply washed my face, and then washed my hair with toiletries for shredded meat, and finally picked up the hair dryer to dry my hair, looked in the mirror, and after looking neat, I walked out of the toilet: "You also get up and clean up, let's take a taxi from Lubei to Songxi High-speed Railway Station, it will be an hour younger, and we won't be able to catch the train if it's late."
"Okay, then I'll clean up quickly."
Yu Xiangrousi walked to his bedroom, I don't know what he thought, took out an old black tunic from the wardrobe, changed the tunic to his body, and picked up the high-end perfume on the bedside table, and gave a man seven sprays before walking out of the bedroom.
"You're going to let me come~ Who the fuck doesn't want to come~ Which king and calf don't want to come~ Your wall is high~ Build forts everywhere~"
He walked into the toilet, hummed the delicious two-person turn, washed his face and brushed his teeth, made a fashionable mid-split hairstyle, and applied some skin care products and sunscreen. When he was done, it was as if TM was going out on vacation, and he put the drum and whip in a round bag and carried it right behind him. I also rummaged through a pair of sunglasses and stuck them on the bridge of my nose.
"Tell me, why are you thinking of wearing a tunic suit? We're going out and working hard! Not running for president of the Street Women's Association! Are you sick? ”
I jumped my foot and pointed at his nose and scolded, but he didn't pay attention to me, and found a relatively thin tweed coat and a felt hat that Mr. Zhao Benshan often wears during his performance sketches, and draped the two over his shoulders and on the top of his head.
Then he made a smug pose: "I guess I still have to fight the landlord tonight, dress a little awesome, and kill their sharpness!"
"As far as you are declining, if you don't lose, who will lose? Oh my God!"
I covered my little heart beating wildly with both hands and grinned.
"Don't say it, it's seven o'clock, let's go."
Yu Xiang Rousi waved the corner of the tweed coat with both hands, grabbed the key in an extremely chic and extremely compulsive manner, and walked towards the door.
"Shredded meat! You pull out the drum, and you carry it like a hunchback! ”
I feel in my heart that Yu Xiangrousi either regards herself as Xu Wenqiang on the beach at this moment, or regards herself as a high-ranking person on Hong Kong Island, but if you take a closer look, Leng Buding is still like Mu Gaofeng in "Smiling Proud Jianghu".
"Yes, yes, I forgot to take the drum out."
Yu Xiangrou took out the backpack with the drum and slipped it in his hand.
In this way, the two of us went downstairs and took a taxi to the high-speed rail station in Songxi District.
Along the way, the taxi driver kept asking us what we were doing.
Yu Xiangrou pretended to answer coldly: "I am a cruel and bloody killer who has no feelings, no money, and no object, if you give me money for my bank card, I guarantee that your enemy will not dare to sleep in the middle of the night."
After listening to him, the driver almost sent the two of us to a psychiatric hospital, and he didn't dare to take the initiative to talk to Yu Xiangrousi.
Stumbling and finally arriving at the Songxi high-speed rail station.
After collecting the tickets at the ticket hall, we went to the waiting room, where there were so many people early in the morning that we could barely find two empty seats.
Although the air conditioning is turned on in the house, it can't stand the crowd and the fire.
In addition, Yu Xiang Shredded Meat wore a lot, and he was already sweating profusely, and he kept wiping his forehead with a tissue, and his mouth was still indignant and complained to me: "Brother, why do you say it's so hot this day?" I'm sweating hot, can I still be a ruthless killer? ”
"You have the potential to be a spicy killer!"
I don't like to open my eyes to him, it's true.
"Then I'm going to be a peeing cow pill killer, this pill takes a bite and pours water out, I like to eat it the most, and I burn my tongue several times."
Yu Xiangrousi's IQ was properly stealth, and he deliberately dragged the felt hat down, probed his head and observed the crowd, and spoke very loudly, for fear that others would not hear: "Brother, don't you have no object?" There are a lot of little girls in this train station, you see, which one is in the picture, I'll give you a penguin!"
"Shredded meat!"
I covered his mouth: "I have a friend, nicknamed Fang Fatzi, I will introduce you to you when I go back and get to know you, you two are definitely a match made in heaven, you have to worship on the spot as brothers with different surnames, it's really not okay for you two to be a partner." Don't make any noise, okay? Let's go out, it's not enough for you to be ashamed. ”
"Hmm~"
Yu Xiang Rousi pulled my hand away and spit it out: "Brother, last time you said you wanted to worship the handle, you killed me last night, can you beg me?" I want to live a few more years, please!"
"! Wasn't that an accident?!"
I put my weak hands in my trouser pockets: "Although my life is hard, I don't defeat people." Don't say that I am a person, when I was a child, a bunch of people around me said that I was a person, and they all gave me a shadow, if you force it again, I will easily bite you!"
"Brother, you bite me, do I need to get a rabies vaccine?"
Yu Xiang Rou shredded frantically tried on the verge of death, and ran away after speaking: "I'll go to the supermarket to buy some instant noodles or something, we have to have lunch in the car."
"Go and come back, Malatang killer."
I waved my hand and told him to come back quickly, took out my mobile phone and glanced at the time, and then used Wandu Encyclopedia to search for information about Fengshen City.
From childhood to adulthood, I have never been out of the province, and I am not even too familiar with Songdong City, only knowing that Fengshen City is the capital city of Liao Province, which is as famous as Songdong and Jichun.
Judging from Baidu's data, Fengshen's economic development is much stronger than that of Songdong, and it has also been rated as a new first-tier city. After all, judging from recent years, the economic environment of the entire three eastern provinces is not very optimistic.
I will study for a while, memorize the place names of several major municipal districts, and by the way, use the high-grade map to locate the location of Qianli District, which belongs to the suburbs, is located in the south of Fengshen City, and can only be reached by crossing the Turbidity River Bridge. Originally, it was a county-level city, but later economic development was planned as a municipal district.
"Brother, I bought a few buckets of instant noodles and snacks or something, do you see enough to eat? I didn't have enough to eat, so I went out to find a small vendor to buy some cooked food or something. ”
Yu Xiangrou shredded took a big plastic bag in both hands, and the plastic bag contained instant noodles, small bread, ham sausages and so on.
"Enough to eat, enough to eat. Let's go, it's all stopped, the car is almost there. ”
I glanced at it, pricked up my ears to listen to the sound of the waiting room announcing the station, then got up and took the bulging bag of shredded pork and looked for the entrance ticket gate against the train number.
Waiting for the ticket check-in, another twenty minutes passed, and I got on the train.
Find a good seat, put away the luggage, I have a ride or not and chatted with Yu Xiangrou: "You must know a lot of people when you go to Yin, do you have a circle of friends in Fengshen City?"
"No, Walkingyin actually attaches great importance to the division of the territory, not to mention Fengshen, even the people from Jichun City near us, we don't want to see them."
Yu Xiang shredded the chicken paws and said vaguely but realistically.
This is a fact, after all, it is now a world where interests are the core values, and people from other realms come to join in the fun, isn't that just grabbing business. If you stop my business and make a lot of money by going my way, I definitely can't look at you squarely, and it's not bad if I don't find someone to beat you up and interfere with your practice.
"Okay, there's no friend to do!"
When I use friends, I hate less, I carefully think about whether the social circle has anything to do with Feng Shen, even if it is to show the way!
The train starts slowly, and the next stop is given to the north.