Chapter 55: A knock at the door
"I thought you were just flawed in common sense, but I didn't expect that your essence is flawed in IQ."
In the basement of "teeth, hemorrhoids, and iron beating", Yin Yinyin pulled up Le Yu's clothes, carefully observed his chest, and said while looking at it: "You don't want to think about the items that the county guard wants to secretly transport in every possible way, and you, as a high-achieving student who has completed the complete education of the military academy, have never heard of it, even if you think about it with your ass, you should know that this kind of item is a military secret...... You still dare to ask Lan Yan? ”
"He looked like he was talking a lot ......"
"The gift from the superior has long been secretly marked with the price. Now that you go outside, no one will hear your thousand plumes not kneeling and noble and noble, but only hear Lan Yan's good reputation of caring for his subordinates and facing the Ding family. ”
Yin Yin Yin pulled his clothes back and said, "The medical lawsuit was handled very well, and even a little overtreated, originally you had to go home to recuperate for three days with your injuries, but now you only need to go home and sleep for a while and continue to work the next day." ”
"Isn't that good?" Leyu said: "Maybe it's the welfare of the staff of the Statistics Division? ”
"You have three days less to recuperate now, and you will have thirty days less life in the future." Yin Yin Yin said calmly: "Of course, if you engage in such high-intensity battles and injuries every day, then you can probably walk ahead of me, and maybe you will be able to die well." ”
As long as you can afford to hire a medical officer, the living dead, flesh and bones, and severed limbs are not a problem at all, and it is not impossible to remove scars, fine-tune appearance, and gender transition, as long as you take a breath, you will definitely be able to rescue it.
Such an all-powerful technology is naturally not without a price. The essence of light healing can be summed up in two words: regeneration. It is equivalent to replacing the broken parts with new ones when assembling the model, and the same is true for light energy therapy, which removes all the broken tissues, cells and organs of the human body, and then allows the stem cells of the injured to continue to proliferate and regenerate, and it takes several days or even dozens of days to complete the normal self-healing cell division in a short period of time.
The rapid division and regeneration of cells obviously comes at the cost of the life of the wounded. It is no exaggeration for Yin Yinyin to say that the next thirty days will change to three days now, and the people of Huiyao do not understand this truth.
However, the future is the future after all, and the present is really cool. It's like everyone understands that staying up late hurts their bodies, but they can't help but brush their mobile phones? What's more, it's much harder to 'endure lying in the hospital' than 'to endure not playing with your phone'.
If Leyu is really like recently, he is admitted to the hospital every three days and rescued every five days, maybe he can really compete with Yin Yinyin to see who dies first. There are many generals in the history of Huiyao, and when they were in their twenties, they were the first in each battle, but they often began to 'night pawns', 'violent pawns', and 'diarrhea toilet pawns' around the age of 30.
However, the 'thugs' can be regarded as a good result, and more people will not be able to withstand the moment when the medical soldiers come on the battlefield. Therefore, Le Yu didn't pay attention to Yin Yinyin's warning, after all, he didn't think that the vest of Thousand Plumes could be used until the day of his death.
"So, do you know what the Extreme Divine Soldier and Sage Relic are?" Leyu asked.
Yin Yin Yin took out a notebook from his arms, turned a few pages and asked, "Actually, it's very easy to understand literally, divine soldiers, weapons used by gods, or...... A weapon created by humans to get close to the gods. ”
"The ultimate divine soldier, transcend fantasy and conquer desperate situations. This sentence respectively indicates the three levels of divine soldiers, the limit of mortal skills, and the extreme divine soldiers; A creature beyond fantasy, a phantom soldier; An artifact that conquers a desperate situation, a desperate soldier. ”
"But every magic weapon is a device that allows the user to have a reversal of the situation and become an army of one person. The relics of the saint are one of the extreme divine weapons. ”
"Wait, wait......" Le Yu rubbed his temples and said, "I always thought that although this world has spiritual power and can manipulate light energy, it is still a very scientific world...... How could there be something with a different painting style like a divine soldier? ”
Yin Yin Yin understood the gibberish of Le Yu: "You are unbelievable, it is a normal reaction. When I first learned about the Divine Soldier, I was just as suspicious of my common sense as you are......"
"You're right to be suspicious, your common sense isn't ...... at all"
"But actually!" Yin Yinyin interrupted Le Yu's complaint: "Although the divine soldier is information that is difficult for ordinary people to obtain, the glorious imperial court has never covered up the most powerful divine soldier they have mastered, and it has been written into the history books and passed down in the royal family from generation to generation." It's just that they write down the true power of the Absolute God Soldier, and you ordinary people won't believe it. ”
"Really?"
"Haven't you heard of the symbol of the royal family's legacy?"
Le Yu was stunned: "What are you talking about...... Holy Sword Radiance? ”
Yin Yin recited expressionlessly: "'On the same day, Emperor Shenzong invited the Holy Sword to shine, out of Yanjing, and fought alone against the Korean rebel army, the color of the heavens and the earth changed, the day was dark, and there was a great victory. ’”
"'Yi, the fire thief army besieged Yanjing for one hundred and fifty days, the capital was exhausted, it was the night of the three princes, Emperor Renzong ascended the throne, please shine with the holy sword, the light is thousands of miles, the night is as bright as day, and the thief army descends.' ”
"There are actually quite a lot of records like this." Yin Yin shrugged and said: "About every three hundred years or so, Huiyao will be in chaos, and when the rebels sweep the world and surround Yanjing, the emperor will invite the holy sword Huiyao to harvest......"
"I thought it was some kind of metaphor, for example, the royal family has a group of super special forces called 'Radiance' and the like......"
"I used to think the same as you, but what is written in the history books is true." Yin Yin Yin asked, "You should be able to guess what the Holy Sword Radiance is capable of, right?" ”
"Will it glow? Very bright? ”
"It's a bit close, to be precise, the Holy Sword Radiance can emit holy light covering a radius of hundreds of miles, the holy light ignores spatial distance and can only be manipulated by the holder, all external light in the coverage area will be assimilated into holy light, and there is no need to consume mental power to manipulate the holy light during activation."
Leyu blinked.
The cast range is increased to 50 km, all spells become aoe, the spell cost is 0, and all enemies within the radius are banned?
"What a!"
"Yes, so as long as you see the line 'Please bring out the holy sword radiance' in the history books, the content that follows is basically Emperor Huiyao's autumn wind sweeping away the leaves to recover the lost land."
Le Yu immediately thought of the key: "Does the Radiant Royal Family still have the Holy Sword Radiance now?" ”
"Of course there is."
"Then what are we going to rebel against?" Le Yu was stunned: "Isn't it good to surrender and hug Yanjing's thighs a long time ago?" ”
"They do, but they don't need it." Yin Yin Yin said: "Over the years, countless people have already studied the Holy Sword Radiance to the fullest, and the Holy Sword Radiance was even occupied by the courtiers for a time, and the restriction of the Holy Sword Radiance is no longer a secret. ”
"The Sacred Sword Radiance has three limitations: (1) it can only be controlled by someone who has royal blood and is the Emperor; (2) Each use will consume a certain amount of life; (3) In the absence of a designation from the previous emperor and the absence of a descendant from the emperor, the Holy Sword Radiance will automatically enter confinement. ”
"The Holy Sword Radiance in confinement cannot be moved, and is fixed in one location for up to 20 years. Only when the ruler with the highest popularity and royal blood touches it, the Holy Sword Radiance will be released from the lockdown. ”
Yin Yin paused for a moment: "The last Emperor Huiyao was a tyrant and had no descendants. In other words, we will not have to worry about the threat of the Holy Sword Radiance for at least twenty years. ”
"Why?" Leyu was puzzled: "I can understand the first two, but the third restriction should be artificially added, right?" Why leave such a big hole? ”
"Think about it with common sense, when the emperor died, there was no edict and no descendants, what is the probability of this?" Without waiting for Le Yu to answer, Yin Yin Yin said: "The palace conspiracy, the usurpation of the ministers." ”
"In either case, it shows that the emperor is no longer able to control the imperial court, and further inferences are that the imperial court has decayed, the people are in dire straits, and the nobles also have their own ghosts." The corners of Yin Yinyin's mouth were slightly hooked: "In fact, it is true." ”
"Instead of watching the new imperial court survive in the dead wood, Emperor Gaozu, who forged the glory of the holy sword, chose another path, 'the emperor is strong and strong', encouraging other people in the imperial family to overthrow the imperial court, sweep away stubborn diseases, and continue to shine."
"Sometimes, Gaozu's plan succeeded, such as the Liezong who swept the world from the Southwest River; And sometimes, it is the imperial court that succeeds, and the monarchs and ministers have been guarding Yanjing for 20 years, and they ask the holy sword to kill the rebellion. ”
After listening to Yin Yinyin's introduction, Le Yu couldn't help but feel excited, fantasizing that he was holding the holy sword and calling for the world not to dare to disobey - there are props in this world that can be cleared when you get it!
However, Leyu still has questions: "Where did these divine soldiers come from?" Stolen from ancient ruins? ”
“…… Your ideas are distinctive. Yin Yin Yin shook his head: "Legend has it that in ancient times, there was a meteorite that fell from the sun to the earth, and Emperor Gaozu gathered craftsmen from all over the world to melt and cast meteorite to create four peerless gods. ”
"Emperor Taizong yearned for the style of his ancestors, and coincided with the innovation of smelting technology, so he used the leftovers of the Absolute Divine Soldier as the main body to collect the world's meteorite pyroxene ore and create eight Phantom Divine Soldiers."
"After Emperor Liezong, who continued to shine, set the throne in the world, he felt that the royal divine soldiers were scattered without a trace, so he used the leftovers of the phantom divine soldiers as the main body to collect the highest pyroxene mines in the world and create twelve extreme divine soldiers."
Leyu listened with a question mark: the absolute god soldier is the leftover material of the sun; The Phantom God Soldier is the leftover material of the Absolute God Soldier; The Polar Divine Soldier is the leftover material of the Phantom Divine Soldier...... Got it!
"There will be no more divine soldiers in the future generations, and it is also because the materials are exhausted." Yin Yin Yin said: "So do you understand? Although the Sage Relic does not have the power of the Holy Sword Radiance, it is at least a tactical-level weapon that can change a small area of battle. ”
"But they've all been sent to the city." Leyu stalled his hands: "I can't grab it if I want to." ”
"Nope." Yin Yin Yin shook his head faintly: "In this country where even the weapon has to be authenticated by the Radiant Glory, do you think that the divine weapon can be used when you get it?" You also saw the ice coffin outside the Sage's relics. ”
"Although the original intention of the imperial court is to give the divine soldiers to the soldiers and let the soldiers open up territory for the imperial court, how can they not leave a back hand? After all the gods change hands, they must carry out a mechanism to re-recognize the master, otherwise others will not be able to use it even if they rob it, and this mechanism was previously known only to the royal family...... And now it's almost common sense. ”
"Although this mechanism is meaningless, over the years, there have been so many divine soldiers who have been privately swallowed, lost, lost in battle, and changed hands, and no one will return the divine soldiers to the royal family - you see that the Ding family has secretly hidden the extreme divine soldiers. But for us, as long as the timing is right, it is not difficult to bring the Extreme Divine Weapon into our hands. ”
"The recognition mechanism of the Sage's relics is that in the state of the ice coffin, it absorbs a large amount of spiritual power that dissipates when it dies, and it will automatically melt." Yin Yin Yin looked at the map: "In Xingke County, there are not many places that meet this condition, and the most likely place is-"
Leyu: "The Statistics Department is in prison!" ”
Yin Yinyin: "Slaughterhouse." ”
Le Yu and Yin Yin Yin glanced at each other, and Yin Yin Yin shook his head slightly: "Although you are very proud of your work unit, you obviously have a somewhat wrong understanding of the word 'living soul'. ”
Le Yu was speechless - I didn't expect that the Extreme God Soldier was quite equal to all beings, and it was the same for killing people and killing pigs.
"Your next mission will focus on investigating the location and security of the Sage's relics. You are no longer needed anywhere else. ”
Yin Yin Yin said this, as if the music language was a rag that could be thrown away when it ran out.
"Didn't we bring the guns into the city? When will a rebellion be launched? Le Yu asked excitedly.
"It's an uprising, or a revolution." Yin Yin Yin corrected the words of the music and said, "Meteor, please pay attention to your identity, as a spy in the enemy camp, listening to such a confidential content will cause me to be extremely suspicious. ”
"But I didn't betray you!"
"There was no betrayal, just because the price of betrayal was not high enough. The price is enough, even I will betray. Yin Yin Yin said calmly: "The common sense of our industry is not to test human nature - as long as you don't know the plan, then you have no chance to betray." ”
"Tsk." Le Yu said: "But don't I know your stronghold? Even if I don't know the plan, if I leak you here, won't you still fall into the hands of the Statistics Division? ”
"Don't forget, this is my territory, and my hidden sword combat method is the most suitable for lightless melee." Yin Yin Yin didn't look back, and pointed to the basement door: "As long as I escape from there, even if the Statistics Department flips Eighteenth Street over and over again, it will definitely not be found-"
Boom!
Boom!
Yin Yin Yin pointed to the door, and suddenly there was a knock on the door.
PS: The fever subsided and began to have diarrhea.
You may not know what it means to have diarrhea seven times in an afternoon, but we generally call this kind of person: laxative hands!
The whole person is dizzy, and I have tried my best to write 4,000 words, and I will make up for it tomorrow if I am in good condition......