When it comes to the memories of youth, probably everyone has such and such memories of the past, some memories make people smile when they recall them, some green memories make people sigh, and some people feel red when they think of it, and they can't wait to find a mouth to forget the water and drink it all. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

And for someone, today is a special day, and he doesn't know if what he did today is the super black history that will slam his head on the table once he recalls, or the beginning of sweet memories that will make people unforgettable.

"I like you, please be my girlfriend."

On the rooftop where there are only two left, under the prying eyes of friends hiding in the corner, when the red-faced teenager shouts out his heart to the girl, the whole world is the taste of youth.

"Well, actually, I've liked you for a long time."

If the girl sweetly agreed to the boy's confession and let the situation develop like this, I'm afraid everyone knows that this is a sweet and greasy youth comedy, but the memories of youth are always sweet and sour, and nine out of nine will not go so smoothly.

“...... I'm sorry, actually, I already have someone I like. ”

This,It's probably the development of realism.,Although the plot is twists and turns after all.,But as long as our male protagonist continues to work hard.,There's still a turnaround.

"Waste material, do you dare to confess to me like this? How much do you have? How much is the annual income? Planning to go to that university? What kind of work is expected to be done. Let's say okay first, if you don't have a million annual income, you will roll me rough. ”

Well, this is probably a more realistic development, and it is also a pain in the hearts of countless adult men.

“...... Sorry, I like girls. ”

This...... It's too difficult.,If it's not a girl who plans to use this excuse to reject you.,It's better to give up directly.。

"Haha, actually, I'm your mom/dad/sister/brother."

This one is even more tangled, if this guy is not a Star Wars system that has watched too much, or a Korean drama deeply poisoned, if what she said is true..... Before going for a blood test, it's better to take it to the psychiatric department first.

"Sorry, I only like two-dimensional, I'm not interested in three-dimensional orangutans with leg hair and chest hair!"

This,It's more desperate.,But fortunately, in reality, it doesn't usually develop like this.,Of course,For a small number of compatriots with special living habits,,Such otaku girls are more and more expectant...... But in reality, otaku have very high requirements for appearance, and otaku are even more tragic.

But sometimes, the only difference between reality and fiction is that the story needs logic, and reality is completely unnecessary!

"I'm sorry, I'm a vampire, my family says you can't socialize with humans, although you're only half-human, but you're also three-dimensional, and I only like two-dimensional, and I'm not interested in three-dimensional orangutans with leg hair and chest hair! I like cute two-dimensional girls the most! And, I already have someone I like! ”

This scene, sorry, narrator, I really don't know how to deal with it at this time, it's better to start vomiting if it's too bad......

"Just smile, just smile...... What a sister! Is this different from the tragedies above!! Just all the tragedies come together? How far does it take to fail to be a human being in order for all the tragedies to come together? Also What does vampire mean? Is this really a real-world high school? Give me back the scientific worldview of ordinary people! ”

In the classroom, even though a day had passed since that desperately failed confession, Rorschach's serial vomiting still echoed in the classroom, and this angry roar made his new friends, who had only known him for two weeks, meet this young man again.

Rorschach, L. Heloise, some strange names, a younger appearance than his actual age, he just passed his sixteenth birthday not long ago, and now he is believed to be ten years old.

Weighing less than fifty kilograms and standing about one meter and a half tall, considering that a quarter of a half-breed child is an eternally young wood spirit, this height is already very proud.

has no special strengths, but because of his excessively young appearance, he once had a black history that could not be looked back on......

"With you, I will be under pressure, and I can still bear to be treated as a brother and sister, and I will be treated as a mother and son...... I can't accept that Asha was treated as an aunt just by shopping with you last month."

"I'm sorry, although your confession touched me very much, in fact, I have always regarded you as a ...... of a younger brother/little brother/little cutie/pet"

Wait, isn't the last "pet" a bit of a problem, is it better to call the police directly!

Although Rorschach's appearance is a little non-mainstream, he is actually a very ordinary earth boy on the inside.

If you insist on finding something extraordinary, it is the natural mixed-race talent, which makes Rorschach's motor nerves very good, even if you don't exercise much, you can become the main force in the sports meeting, but in this special academy that has just been transferred into, I'm afraid this is not a strong point.

"Comrade Brave, don't be sad, who told you to aim so high, someone else is the daughter of the Isabel family, but the words of refusal spread throughout the school, and there are not a few people who are as sad as you. Tsk, the love target is a two-dimensional creature, and the boys in the school are out at the same time. ”

Karn sat in the front seat at Rorschach, his first friend at the school.

"Brave?"

"Yes, it's only been less than a week since you transferred to another school, and you dare to face the difficulties of the Kaolin Flower with a 100% drop rate, plus the things you did in the academy in a month, it's not what a brave person is."

Sounds good, Rorschach has fallen to the bottom and is in a slightly better mood, but his tablemate, Su Nana, who is also a human class leader, pushed his glasses and said playfully.

"It's a scrap brave. However, we are not qualified to speak of you. ”

Rorschach was immediately speechless, but could only lie on the table in frustration and complain.

"Scrap or something, no. I'm kind of an athlete in my own academy, and I'm still very popular....."

But it seems that Suna, the childhood sweetheart she came from the earth, still hasn't let go of herself.

"Athletic? How long does it take you to run a 100 meter dash? ”

"13 seconds 2! 3rd in the Whole School Sports Day! ”

Rorschach, who was born with good athletic talent, was once very expected by the school, but he had no interest in sweating at all, so he did not hesitate to refuse the invitation of the track and field team, but he was still the main force of the class in the sports meeting.

“...... The 10-second pass in the sports department here, even for me, a girl, was in 11 seconds. ”

Putting aside the suspicious drink labeled "Authentic Dungeon Cow's Head Milk", Suna, who is obviously a "literary girl", despises Rorschach, an "athlete", with the corner of her eye.

"Ten seconds to pass? The Olympic record is really weak. Ahh Also, give me back my childhood sweetheart and longing sister in the literature department! ”

"Don't be stupid, this is not Earth, and besides, you can't be a mortal starting with you, the little prince of the Wood Spirit."

"Don't laugh at me, I'm just an ordinary quarter-half-blood, those wood spirits must be mistaken. You think I'm coming! It's not that I've encountered an irresistible force. ”

Yes, Rorschach also wants to ask himself why he is an ordinary earthling, why he came to another planet, entered this cosmic era full of fantasy creatures, and became an alien studying in the Ash Star Field.

Ash, like Earth, is a member of the Watch Agreement, but unlike the Earth where the technology tree develops, it is obviously biased towards the mysterious side, and the mystery in the novel becomes a reality, but it is also the hometown of half of his bloodline.

Although a quarter of his Wood Spirit bloodline is the indigenous inhabitant here, allowing himself to adapt to the primitive elemental tides here, the values that are completely incompatible with the aliens and natives are also all kinds of incompatible water and soil, and there are a lot of jokes.

Originally, the track of my life has been determined, that is, to go to school hard, study hard, find a bad university to learn a craft that can make money, find an easy job with no future, continue my hobbies while working, and wait for the nagging of relatives and friends, I can't be a bachelor, and then find a wife who is not beautiful or ugly to marry.

Then when he was middle-aged, he pushed the affairs to the young man who had just entered the industry, and he was a salary thief until the year of retirement, and then passed away in the complaint of his children "how can he not die if he is old", and it would be more perfect if he could deceive the tears of the end, as for those Shinto things in the family business......

"It's all over to my sister who likes this, compared to me, the mediocre eldest son, who adapts to that crazy and incomprehensible world in every way."

But unfortunately, just a week ago, Rorschach received a letter, and then all his expectations and life goals were shattered.

"Dear brother.

If you read this letter, I'm afraid I'm dead. If you want to know who killed your dear sister, go to Ash's Thor Star Watch Academy and pursue the girl named Isabel. By the way, Little Ibbe is a two-dimensional dead house, remember to do what he likes.

Your cutest sister: Lori H. Heroise.

Yes, on Rorschach's sixteenth birthday, the birthday gift he received was not something that made people happy, but the death of his twin sister and a suicide note.

Since then, Rorschach's world has been completely changed, and he will not come to this ghost place to pursue a girl he has never seen, seek the truth about his sister's death, and start a new life as a super scrap.

Originally, who cares about the affairs of the family, he already has his own life goals and wants to leave it alone, but what makes Rorschach the most haunted is the last words in the letter.

“ps。 I remember to bring me the Milos cake from the bakery next door, I really want to eat it. ”

PS: Matcha-flavored, chocolate-flavored, and strawberry-flavored are all available! At least 10 of each! The cream should be doubled, that aunt is very easy to deal with, it is enough to talk more. ”

"PS's PS: By the way, even if I'm not there, don't allow a bitter gourd face! My brother's popularity is bad enough, and he is not allowed to be angry with people casually! ”

Seeing such an ending, he determined the source of the letter, and no one could write such a PS except for the cute snack in his house.

"Hey, hey, Luoli, are you really dead? How can a dead person still write a letter and still want to eat? Also, who killed you! ”

Three days ago, Rorschach, who was just 16 years old, had the happiest summer vacation of his life, but unlike other bear children who had just finished the high school entrance examination and went crazy, his choices were very fulfilling, and he worked to make money all summer.

After all, in a sense, rejecting the family arrangement, and clinging to the life of ordinary people, is equivalent to cutting off their own financial resources, although his sister will find a way to get some financial assistance for herself from time to time, but the little girl's purse is not rich, and her mouth is still very greedy, every time she meets secretly, she can be seen drooling outside the cake shop, and she also imagines feeding her sister in the past, there is nothing more cute in this world than the sister who is fed...... Ahem, don't take it seriously when you accidentally leaked it just now, Rorschach just considered that the days are still long, and he has to learn to be independent.

Work? What kind of work would use a minor who is only sixteen years old? There are still some reasons for this, a distant uncle took care of himself, introduced a job that could take care of his studies, and also allowed him to earn enough living expenses, he was originally a "rookie who went through the back door", and this is the hard work of these two months, but the seniors in the workplace recognized him a little, and began to give him some single-sided jobs.

Speaking of which, I'm afraid everyone has guessed that Rorschach's way of making a living is to earn some manuscript fees by doing odd jobs for a not-so-famous magazine and writing some tofu blocks.

But due to his lack of life experience, he can only write game reviews, sf short fantasy novels, etc., and is always spit out by the editors and readers' investigation letters "too fake" "The characters' feelings are a mess, don't you have any friends with the author?" "The moves and lines of Super Middle 2 make me feel ashamed when I look at it, do you dare to read it yourself, author?".

As a result, he vomited "I'm really sorry I don't have friends, but everyone spends time in the editorial office on holidays and weekends, it seems that everyone is about the same, no, I'm still young and saved, you older dead houses just continue the FFF group", and then because he told the truth, he was chased by his seniors with posters and magazine bindings.......

I've been working on this job for nearly two years, and I've made a lot of progress, especially in the most recent one, because I was forced to write about the messy adventures I heard from my adoptive mother.

The crazy prince's adventure biography, because of the authenticity of the table, the plot is surprising, especially the protagonist Roland is capricious and full of joy, very well received, as a result, I am very happy to receive many enthusiastic letters from readers, but I am also secretly praying, don't let my adoptive mother see it, otherwise I probably won't end well.

He had just made some progress at work, and he was recognized by his predecessors, and Rorschach even hesitated to drop out of school and enter the job early, after all, that job did not require much academic qualifications.

“…… Luo Li, I think writing is my happiest day, I want to write for the rest of my life, or I might as well drop out of school early. It feels like it's just a waste of time to keep reading. ”

As a result, he just discussed, and his sister was angry and didn't answer his phone for ten days, and even wrote to reprimand herself, "I don't want my brother to become one of those otaku wastes in the editorial department, if my brother dares to drop out of school, I will tell Abba that I won't do it, and let him arrest you back to inherit the family business." ”。

And even though he was very depressed by the map cannon on the phone, the seniors who brought him into the industry objected to his idea, saying:

"There is no real life experience, no matter how brilliant the imagination is, it lacks some real color, even if it can attract attention for a short time, savoring it is like chewing wax, while you are young, it is better to read more books. Don't be afraid to waste time, even if it's for the future. ”。

Looking at this chubby senior, it's not that he doesn't know that the other party is really good to him, but Rorschach feels super unmotivated when he thinks of learning things that may not be used in his life in a boring classroom, but his sister won't let herself drop out.

As a result, the hapless Rorschach could only "continue to waste time".

In fact, he has already thought about his future, even if he reads, it is enough to find an ordinary high school, and he can also focus on writing, and when it comes to college, when it comes to the college entrance examination, he can casually apply for the Chinese department and journalism department of a second-rate university, and he can continue to herd sheep, and Luo Li will not say anything at that time.

But everything, all the hopes and dreams for the future, the only trusted relatives or something, were shattered by the cold black letter.

"Lori is dead, so, you're going to go to Ash and become an interstellar knight instead of her." (To be continued.) )

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