"Why do you know that Qinglan reads at night? Could it be that Jing Zhengwei is talking to you about his secret affairs?"

"Of course not, how could Jing Zhengwei tell me such a thing? That's what she told me before she went to bed. ”

Even through the mechanical sound, Leyu could hear the disdain and shock of the 'sound': "You actually ......."

"After all, I happened to go to Jing Zhengwei to report to work that night."

"Ah, I see."

"But I knew that Jing Zhengwei was not at home that night, and I deliberately used this reason to go into his backyard."

"What, you ......"

"So I didn't expect Qinglan to go out with Jing Zhengwei."

"Oh, that's true."

"But now, the arrow is on the bow, I have to send it, in order to prevent Qinglan from revealing my secret, I have to make her submit to me, so I rushed directly towards the big bed before she could react......"

"Qin Le Yin, I didn't expect you to ......."

"Kneel down and beg her not to report to Jing Zhengwei, promise that there will be three boxes of gold yuan and countless jewels to be given afterwards, and help her monitor Jing Zhengwei for any other women."

This time, the 'sound' was silent for a long time: "Are you playing with me?"

Le Yu sighed: "What, did you just find out now?" This is a well-known joke, which was recorded in the 'Strange Fun Stories' column of the Youth Daily. ”

"Most of the 'weird anecdotes' are meat jokes, and I usually skip them directly."

"You are arrogant and prejudiced, meat jokes are a cultural treasure of mankind, not only can you see the social ethics of local people, but also meat jokes are also social weapons, when you and strangers look at each other and smile because of meat jokes, your relationship suddenly closes a lot. Think about it, the tactics of war were handed down by the ancestors, and the meat jokes were also passed down by the ancestors, if they were useless, would they be passed down? Obviously not, so meat jokes are as important as tactics, tactics can protect human beings, and meat jokes can multiply human beings......"

"You're kidding me, aren't you?"

"No, I'm just looking for something."

"Looking for what?"

"Find an excuse to talk to you."

"You...... You've been in water for a long time." After chatting with Leyu for a long time, 'Yin' also learned a lot of modern oral habits of Leyu: "That's it for tonight, good night."

"Good night."

Placing the metal badge in the tin box, Leyu shook his head. Since he proposed the "Silver-blooded Five Strange Qinglan" in class two days ago, he unexpectedly exploded the college's bulletin board, and many students stopped him to ask about Qinglan's story.

Because Qinglan is different from the previous four odds, it is natural that people like Jing Qingyi, Tinggu, Qin Leyin, and even Yin Minghong are dominant, they are born with power and resources, and even Yin Minghong has the support of Bai Ye, so although the students are amazed by their careers, they will not look sideways because of this, and even have the confidence of 'I can do it if I change it'.

However, Qinglan started from the end of the day, and she didn't even have the time to manage her own forces, in Leyu's description, she seemed to rely on simple intrigue and trickery, and achieved her goal without spending a single soldier, which can be called the beginning of nothing, killing the salary king with her bare hands. In addition, she is a weak woman, so she is even more legendary - this is actually the purpose of Le Yu, and she must be able to add a lot of political capital to her by promoting Hongqinglan as an enemy.

But the response was very enthusiastic, which caught Le Yu off guard. After careful research, he found that Qinglan's type of 'legendary story' really didn't exist, and he unexpectedly opened up a new market.

Of course, there are legendary stories of heroines, but they all have one thing in common: they can blow up a man's dog head. For example, the legendary Xiangyu, the queen of the fallen demons, is a land immortal who cultivates the internal scene of warfare to the extent that he can 'keep his youth forever', and he is still beautiful and moving at the age of nearly 60, causing chaos to the government and the opposition.

In fact, the legendary story of the male protagonist is similar, they all practice tactics and then blow up the enemy's dog head. Hui Yao people have long known that relying on others is unreliable, relying on themselves is the king, and they can really rely on themselves.

Anyway, I'm going to dream, why don't you just make up for your invincibility in the world, and the king's anger shakes his subordinates and bows? It's not without real-life examples.

Therefore, most of the legendary stories are power-type protagonists, farming-type protagonists, and purely intellectual adventure heroes like Qinglan will naturally attract attention.

It's just that I didn't expect that even the 'sound' paid attention to Qinglan, which made Leyu a little surprised - 'Yin' didn't discuss the first four oddities with Leyu.

Sure enough, stinky men are not worth discussing, beautiful girls are worth pushing, Leyu has to think carefully about whether the next three strange people should be replaced by women, or become women - anyway, everyone is dead, it doesn't matter if I take it to motherhood, right?

After changing his clothes, Leyu left the teacher's dormitory. Although tonight is not Asgard Day, he has something to go out tonight - on patrol.

In the previous teachers' meeting, the "Temporary Regulations on Teachers' Night Patrol Duty" was passed, and Leyu naturally had to work overtime. If you don't want to work overtime, you have to remove the 'vice-principal' from the 'vice-principal'.

But he is also happy, in fact, he is on duty for two nights every three days these days, and the number of times on duty is the highest among all teachers, which can be called the struggle of the struggle, and it is rumored in the college that Qin Leyin will take over Chahuan, so he must make a hard look to let other teachers and students recognize.

The truth is naturally that Le Yu wants to take advantage of the patrol to find the location of the Blood Essence Stone. During the day, he searched the royal courtyard, but there was nothing—if they had acted during the day, Cha Huan would have stripped the thieves naked and hung them upside down at the gate of the courtyard—so Le Yu wondered if they only came out at night.

Carrying the lantern to the central square, a shadow was sitting on a bench waiting for him. When she saw Leyu, she stood up: "Good evening, Principal Qin." ”

"Now the principal can't hear me, you might as well call me Teacher Qin." Le Yu said, "Let's go, Teacher Ning." ”

The patrol teachers are two people on duty, and Leyu's teammates are either Yan Yi or Ning Xinyuan, and they don't know how to arrange shifts - shouldn't those male teachers have read the statement of "Youth Daily" that 'Jing Zhengwei is upright and upright, and Qin Music is Yin Bing Qingyu Jie', right!?

The two walked on patrol on the campus avenue, Le Yu paid attention to the dark places where the street lights could not shine, and the two were silent and silent.

But Ning Xinyuan's heart was not so calm, the reason why she and Yan Yi had been on duty with Qin Leyin was naturally to find the blood essence stone through Qin Leyin.

However, Qin Leyin is so interesting, and the contact at eight o'clock every day can be said to be the moment that Ning Xinyuan is most looking forward to. has become a friend online, and she also wants to get closer to Qin Leyin offline - that is, a one-sided face.

Although she thinks that she is only there to spy on the enemy, whether she has any special thoughts in her heart is not humane......

And Qin Leyin never accosted her when she was on duty, a man like this who is gentle and elegant but not showy, and he is good-looking, is naturally a big plus.

She wanted to chat, but she couldn't find an excuse for a while, so she directly used the topic just now: "Teacher Qin, you said in class that Qinglan would read before going to bed, how do you know this?" ”

Leyu: "I made it up." ”

"......" Ning Xinyuan: "Then Qinglan's story is also made up?" ”

Leyu: "No, I copied it." I just didn't bother to prepare for class, so I casually stole other people's stories. ”

"......" Ning Xinyuan changed the subject: "I heard that you assigned homework to students and asked them to write about the 'Brilliant Eight Wonders' in their hearts, is there any purpose?" Want to work with your students to come up with eight of history's greatest figures? ”

"I want students to be tired of their homework and not bother me." ”

"......" Ning Xinyuan changed the topic again: "Have you heard that a student in the Department of Natural Disasters had to go to the school doctor lawsuit because he ate thirty-three steamed buns, and the current students really don't know how to control themselves......

Leyu: "Oh? Which store has such delicious buns? ”

Ning Xinyuan was speechless again.

How do I know!

How are you going to let me pick it up like this?

That's not how you chatted with me online!

Why does offline face-to-face chat become so incomprehensible!?