The red skirt pen fairy is not the pen fairy itself, but an employee of the pen fairy.

Her real surname is Yi, and she seems to be a person from the Yi family in Qidi before her death, and later for some reasons, she sacrificed for the family, and she seems to have been led by the pen fairy and became a pen fairy.

Of course, in the human world, she is called Pen Fairy, and if she returns to the ghost world, she is just an employee of [Ghost Fairy Request Bing Co., Ltd.] No. 228.

The body of the pen immortal, the strength is the ghost saint, although it is the weakest kind, it can't beat some powerful ghost emperors.

But if you leave your name and become holy, you will not die or die, so a small force established by the pen fairy will not be provoked by ordinary people.

The ghost in the red dress is an employee of the ghost fairy company, and his strength is a ghost general.

The ghost world is big, big, vast.

Among them, there are many forces, and the two largest forces are called "underworld" and "hell".

But the largest territory, called the Land of Strife, is a place of melee between those who are unwilling to be lonely in all dynasties.

But this has nothing to do with the ghost in the red dress, she is just a diligent employee who just wants to improve her performance.

But this mission of the ghost in the red dress did not go well.

She was a member of the Yi family before her death, and after her death, she accidentally awakened a talent, which is to predict the future.

She can currently see a person or an event, five possible future pictures, and the stronger she is, the more she can't see clearly.

For example, Li Zhongping, she can't see through it.

But Yang raised his salary, and the ghost in the red dress saw it very clearly, if he planned to kill him, all five clips would be his own death.

And if he didn't plan to go against him, he directly took the life of the fourth girl and returned to the ghost world, he would still be 100% killed! Whoever was killed did not see.

The ghost in the red dress understands that he is being used as a whetstone, and only by constantly fighting against this Yang salary increase and guiding him to grow up can he live.

As for running now, regardless of those two businesses? Hehe, it's still a death to go back to the ghost world.

It's so miserable, come out and do a mission, recruit someone to provoke whom!

However, the ghost in the red dress still finds the best future from the limited possibilities, so he must be prepared for the next few things.

Take a closer look, and the next thing seems to be to harass the girl named Zhuang Rong herself, and then she will go to ask for help.

Then, Yang seems to have figured out what to do with himself, and how can he survive at that time? Captured him as a hostage? So that the people behind him dare not act rashly?

…………

"I'll choose the second option!"

After listening to Yang's narration, Zhuang Rong made a choice without hesitation.

The squad leader and Zhang Shuya didn't even persuade them, and said directly: "I want to participate too!" ”

Student Yang: ???

Whatever you two do, don't worry too much!

Squad leader: "I'm just not worried about Xiaozhuang!" If I'm not mistaken, the Pen Fairy game is played at night, right?

Lonely men and widows are in the same room, don't even think about it! I stayed to protect the village! Don't think about it! ”

Student Yang: →_→

Heh, you just don't believe in Dao Ye's strength.

Not to mention lonely men and widows, even if you are added, doesn't Dao Ye still want to do what he wants to do?

Student Zhang: "I also want to participate, and I don't worry about you!" ”

Student Yang: Don't come, you just think this is fun and exciting for you to participate!

Everyone's beautiful classmate Zhang also has a rebellious period, and the more dangerous it is, the more curious she is.

Of course, this is only the case when Yang is around.

Everyone's beautiful movements are like rabbits, and in front of Yang's movements, how well-behaved they look.

Student Yang: "That's okay, anyway, whatever I say to persuade you, you can all say me in turn."

If you want to participate, you can participate, everyone is a grasshopper on the same boat, and two people participating in it is just a matter of death. ”

"What do you mean by 'grasshoppers on a boat'! You're the grasshopper! ”

"Hahaha, that's what it means, don't care about these details."

In the afternoon, the three students went home and prepared some things.

At the suggestion of Yang, Zhang Shuya, a knowledgeable and beautiful woman, went to collect three impossible problems or impossible wishes.

The squad leader, Lord Chen Cheng, returned to her compound and tried to borrow an old policeman's police uniform.

It is better to have a meritorious and respectable police officer pass through.

Righteous and awe-inspiring, the greatest restraint against the evil demons.

And it must be the policeman himself who agrees to lend it to the squad leader, not secretly take it, and this process of the policeman being willing to borrow it represents the "protection of justice".

There is no way, the Yin and Yang Dao is this kind of mysterious and mysterious thing, some spiritual things, and it has become a powerful force here.

And Yang took the time to learn a thunder array, the thunder charm was in his body, and the jade was burning.

This is his fifty percent certainty, the probability of his own death.

But it's okay to protect the other three, and the probability is 100 percent.

This is also the last test of Lao Dao for classmate Yang, do you have the spirit of sacrificing yourself to save others?

No, it's whether you have the courage to sacrifice yourself to save others.

Hope people are okay.

After this time, Senior Brother Hao can officially team up with Senior Brother Hao, but ...... Senior Brother Hao has started school!

Student Yang: In the end, I fought all the things up by myself.

……

Evening.

A certain platform in a villa complex.

"Lao Yang, why do we have to recruit pen immortals in the open air? Doesn't it work in the house? ”

"Well, it's better to be here, it's necessary."

Yang dipped a brush in cinnabar and kept drawing a formation on the roof of the bungalow.

The open air is easy to lead thunder, and in the house, the thunder and lightning have to pass through one floor first, and they may not be able to kill the pen fairy.

But at the current time, it is not yet the first month, and the temperature is still relatively low.

But since Yang insisted, everyone didn't say anything.

"Front table, are you ready for the question?"

"Ready, give!"

"I don't need to, I have my own wishes. But show me what the problem is. ”

1. Draw an image of the Dirichlet function.

Student Yang: ......

The table with the salary increase silently gave two thumbs up to Shuya.

This is not only incomprehensible, this is simply making things difficult for the pen fairy.

Dirichlet function, i.e., D(x)={1,x∈Q; 0 x∈Qc}

That is, when x is a rational number, D(x) is equal to 1, and when x is an irrational number, D(x) is equal to 0.

The point is that it is discontinuous everywhere, there is no limit everywhere, and there is no Riemannian integral.

The image actually exists but cannot be drawn, and is a measurable function that is discontinuous everywhere.

At least at the current level of mathematics, it is not possible to draw a picture of it.

Can the pen fairy? Hehe, if she draws it, classmate Yang will try her best to subdue her or kill her.

This is not something that a Fields Medal or Abel Medal can do.

It is important to know that mathematics is not the same as metaphysics, and to make results that far exceed the current level of mathematics, it is necessary to have a theoretical foundation that exceeds the current level countless times.

……

Question 2: In quantum mechanics, the position trajectory of particles.

"Too much, right?"

"Is it excessive?"

"It's too much!"

"Is it excessive?"

"It's very excessive!"

"How excessive?"

"It's better to make a wish for the national football team to win the World Cup."

"That's really excessive!"

"You're almost too much!"

This is a way for Yang and Zhang to quarrel, tacitly choosing a repetitive word, and every subsequent sentence must contain this word, but every sentence cannot be repeated.

Obviously, Yang lost because his "national football team played the World Cup" did not bring 'excessive'.

Squad leader: "You two are almost okay, what kind of dumb riddle are you playing?" What does this question mean? ”

This means that this is a question with no answer. In the Schrödinger equation, the position of the particle is expressed in the form of probability. There is no answer to asking about the trajectory of the particles.

If the pen fairy can answer it, there will be someone who will win the Nobel Prize in Physics this year. Shuya explained with a smile.

Student Yang wanted to raise the bar, "No, the metaphysical community can't interfere with the academic world." That's the rule, too.

And even if the pen fairy can answer, who of us can publish the results? ”

"Also, maybe I'll be killed on the spot, haha."

Even if they knew Schrödinger's equation, what if the level of physics was still 108,000 miles away?

How is it possible to calculate the trajectory of a particle, let alone overturn Schrödinger's equation.

Student Yang: "What is the third question?" ”

"The third one, I want to live forever!"

"No! This kind of problem is not okay. ”

"What's wrong?"

"If you make such a wish, you will be immediately taken away."

"My wish is to be immortal?"

"It's not dead, the body is still alive, but there is only one soul and one soul, and you will soon be a corpse. To become a zombie is to be truly immortal.

But zombies can also be killed, especially those like you, with long thin skin and tender flesh. ”

"Is fine skin and tender meat also a sin?"

“┐(´-｀)┌

What zombies are most proud of is their invulnerable defense, you have such fine skin and tender flesh, you will soon be killed.

Don't say you'll be fine if you stay at home honestly, zombies chase blood and are born.

In other words, even if you don't die of old age, you will still be hungry, and hunger will have to be bloody. You're still going to be killed. ”

"Ah, then I'm so miserable."

"yes!"

"It's you, a big-headed ghost! I didn't have a corpse, and you will be responsible for killing me when the time comes! I don't want to be a zombie.

I'll change the question, well, I wish the pen fairy to die by himself! That's all right, right? ”

"No, don't think about this kind of obvious loophole.

If she dies, she will immediately return to the Ghost Realm, and a more powerful Pen Fairy will replace her.

We'll really be dead then. ”

"Then what should I wish for? It's so hard! ”

"No need, anyway, I'm the first to go, nirvana!"

Hearing Yang say this, Zhang Shuya's eyes lit up!

"What's your problem?"

Student Yang looked left and right, and then said, "I can't say it, anyway, eighty percent can kill the pen fairy." ”

Student Zhang is also knowledgeable, knows that this matter is very important, and does not make trouble with classmate Yang.

It's just that, well, today's salary increase actually sold Guan Zi to me, and this hatred was written down first.

I'm a beautiful and generous little fairy.

"It's time to eat!"

Zhuang Rong was the last to come to the bungalow and asked the maid to bring a sumptuous dinner: a dining table, cutlery, ingredients and a small stove.

Barbecue again?

There is also wine, such a high-end red wine, Mr. Yang, a poor man from a well-off family, has never seen it.

Although he didn't know him, Yang Yang's eyes were not ordinary, and he could see the luxury of this wine.

How expensive is it? The last time I saw the bank's cash truck, I probably took this kind of extravagance.

Student Yang: "Drinking and making mistakes, or wait until it's over?" ”

"Oh, you are a big man, drink some wine and repay your mother-in-law, you don't drink us...... Red wine? ”

As soon as the arrogant squad leader saw the red wine, he was instantly speechless.

After all, everyone is still a high school student, and red wine is usually a little heroic, and drinking some beer is almost the same.

"The wine is my toss to everyone, really, I'm very moved."

The servants went down, and there were still four of them left on the platform, just like the previous ones...... The day before yesterday, I ate barbecue on the third floor of the school cafeteria.

"I know it's dangerous today, we're all going to die if we're not careful, like, just like those two classmates.

But people are still willing to accompany me on the adventure, and I really appreciate it...... Whining. ”

Yang raise: You thanked you too early, classmate Zhuang, I also came to help you because of my own selfishness.

Class Leader: "We have a deep sisterhood, why are you talking about this?"

And ah, Shuya and I can't help you much, mainly because we don't worry about that guy.

Don't be deceived by him, it's much more terrible for a man to trick you than a ghost. ”

"It's not that I can't help much, the squad leader has helped me a lot, and Shuya.

You know, when I woke up at night from a nightmare, I felt like I was going to die.

But you and Shuya came to accompany me before dawn, and I really don't know what to do without you. ”

Then Zhuang Rong faced Yang raise,

"Salary increase, haha, I'll still call you 'layman', it's not used to asking for a salary increase.

Layman, if after tonight, we are all alive, can you ......"

Swish!

A move is faster than the class leader's fighting skills, I don't know how many times the chicken leg stab, and accurately hit Classmate Zhuang's small mouth, and the moment of contact, it stopped steadily.

As soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he knows that there is wood.

Yang raised his salary and said: "First, if you are not a teacher, you can't accept apprentices.

Second, this master does not accept female disciples.

Third, Tong Zigong, don't fall in love.

Fourth, it is not allowed to set up a flag before the war!

Okay, what do you want to say? ”

What else do you want to say? What else can be said about this? Zhuang Rong was about to cry.

"Well, will I eat this chicken leg?"

"Oh, okay!"

Then Zhuang Rong ate a whole chicken leg in one bite.

Yang's raise: The question is, you have to eat it yourself, what's the matter with letting me hold it?

Expect this to feed you?

Fortunately, although Yang is not smart, he is not stupid, and obediently holds the chicken leg for Zhuang Rong to eat.

If you do it again at this time, you will really die.

Because this invitation to the pen fairy also needs Zhuang Rong's cooperation, Yang doesn't want to provoke her more.

What I just said is indeed a bit excessive.

"You don't have to be too polite, I have my reasons.

Forget it, let's not talk about that. Anyway, I won't let you have an accident, don't worry. ”

"What is the reason?"

"Well, I think about it, it shouldn't violate any rules, and it doesn't hurt to tell you."

Zhuang Rong finished eating the chicken legs, and Yang took another one for himself, and said while eating.

"You can also see that the pen fairy ghost is very strong. If possible, I'll try to capture her alive. ”

"Acceptance?"

"Why?"

"She's the murderer of Zhang Cai!"

Yang raise: "Don't get excited, don't get excited and listen to me."

First, she's strong! After subduing him, I can be very strong, and I can let her help me do a lot of things.

Second, as for the reason for subduing the ghosts, I haven't introduced my sect yet.

As for me, I am the second disciple of this generation of the Imperial Ghost Gate. The so-called Onimon Gate is to subdue the ghost as a Pokémon and use the ghost to fight.

And thirdly, I'm sorry about your tablemates and Wang Li's death.

I can't save them, but if I subdue this pen fairy ghost, their souls won't be taken to the ghost realm, and I can send them to reincarnation.

On the contrary, it is to help them avenge or something, and once the pen fairy ghost dies, their souls will also be scattered with their souls.

Revenge is not worth it. Do you see what I mean? ”

"Okay."

"The Taoist is so calculating!" The ghost in the red dress is here again, and she must know the purpose of Yang's salary increase before she can further calculate.

"That's ...... it! Why are you here! ”

The third girl saw that classmate Yang replied without a beginning or an end, and immediately knew that the situation was not good.

"I'm going to eliminate the bad reviews! How? Can't you? The ghost in the red dress smiled and watched Yang raise his salary.

"Yes, but what about my suggestion? With my IQ and your combat effectiveness, let's join forces and run rampant! ”

"Hehe, since ancient times, there have only been demons who have been subdued, and there are no demons who have been persuaded. If you want to subdue me, then you've done one! ”

"Look at you, you are angry and rich, and you have to fight. Okay, you wait to be beaten. ”

"Hmph, I'll wait."

After the red skirt pen fairy finished speaking, he disappeared in the night sky.

It turned out to be subdued, so you really don't have to die.

But if you are subdued by a guy who is too weak, you might as well die!

The ghost in the red dress has decided, and he has done a salary increase with Yang tonight, if his strength or potential is very strong, then it is not bad to put some water on his own and pretend to be subdued by him.

If not, then die and die.

……

"It's okay, she's gone." After Yang finished raising his salary, he let out a sigh of relief.

"Raise your salary, are you okay?"

For some reasons, Zhuang Rong and Chen Cheng were on either side of Yang, and Shuya was opposite Yang.

Yang is quite satisfied with this arrangement.

At this time, it was of course Zhuang Rong who rushed up to ask about classmate Yang.

"It's okay, it's okay! Peace of mind, it's going to be fine, trust me. ”

"Well, I believe you!"

Although a little bit of embarrassment had just happened, Zhuang Rong did not set up any flags.

But at the same time, it also strengthened her mind, even if she was not accepted, it must be excellent to be able to accompany Yang by her side.

It's not common, but there are examples: when a girl is insecure for a long time, suddenly such a person (or such a person) comes out.

When she was in danger and was extremely panicked, she suddenly stood in front of her and said, "Don't panic, everything has me!" ”

It's a woman's heartbeat!

After all, Zhang Cai and Wang Li have not been cremated yet, and they have escaped because they believe that Yang has escaped.

Coupled with the declaration made by classmate Yang just now, although he politely rejected himself, it also showed that he did not have an improper relationship with Shuya.

Therefore, Zhuang Rong's little angry bag has been decided, if he can survive today, he will be entangled with Yang in the future!

As for why the little rich woman is insecure?

Because of my parents, of course.

Classmate Yang has been in Beye all day, and even Classmate Zhuang Rong's boudoir has been in a few times.

As a result, Zhuang Rong's parents didn't even make a phone call to ask.

"But!" At this moment, the IQ leader Zhang asked, "But the pen fairy knows our plan, will he still come?" ”

"It's coming, we're Yangmou!" Yang looked at Zhuang Rong and said.

"This is the only chance for Bixian to kill Zhuang Rong's classmate.

I'm half as sure I'm going to kill her, and likewise, she's half as good as I'm going to kill us. Therefore, as long as Zhuang Rong participates in the pen fairy game, the pen fairy will definitely come. ”

"Ahh So I'm so useful, huh? ”

"Smack!" The raiser covered his face with a slap.

Normal people shouldn't jump up and get angry, "So you're using me as bait!" ”

How did she react like that?

Zhuang Rong: "Are the squad leader and classmate Zhang also bait?" ”

"No, they're not that attractive, they're here with you, I'm afraid you'll be bullied."

"Don't be afraid, with classmate Yang here, no one can bully me. Why don't you two go back? The pen fairy game can be played by two people, right? ”

"Huh?" Yang couldn't understand it anymore, "Two people can play." At first, I thought we would be fine. After all, it's too dangerous. ”

"Yes, yes, let's live and die together, squad leader, Shuya, go back."

"It's okay," the head of the class gritted his teeth and squeezed a smile out of his teeth.

"Anyway, the pen fairy's hatred for me is also ranked second. If you don't resist, neither of us will survive.

Why don't you face it together, you say, Mr. Yang? ”

Isn't it safe to hide as far away as possible? If we die, can you go to other capable people to help us avenge us? ’

But Yang suddenly felt tremendous pressure and murderous aura, as if he would die if he said the above sentence.

So he, Mr. Yang: "Ah, yes. ”

"That's right," Mr. Zhang followed, "how can we be deserters and let the two of you face danger alone?" ”

"Okay, let's be together, thank you."

Zhuang Rong knew that he couldn't be alone with classmate Yang, so he immediately confessed and expressed his gratitude.

I hope that when Yang is away, he will not be beaten by the two of them.

……

Several people chatted around the small stove until nearly midnight, and then began to prepare for the summoning of the pen fairy.

After a while, even if it's Sunday, there will be evening self-study on Sunday night.

In other words, if you miss tonight, you will have to wait until the end of the next big week to summon the pen fairy again.

But the demon avoidance circle made by classmate Yang can only last for three days, and it can't be dismantled.

As for going to the women's dormitory to get another one? Forget it, it's easy to get beaten.

So in that regard, this is the only chance.

Whether it is a salary increase for Yang or a salary increase for Zhuang Rong or a pen fairy.

……

Lay out the white paper on the table, and hold the long pencil in four small hands.

That's right, Yang still uses the pencil he used last time, which can increase the probability of attracting the same pen fairy a little.

Student Yang: "Pen Immortal Pen Immortal, I am your past life, and you are my present life."

If you want to renew your relationship with me, draw circles on the paper. ”

"The old lady is not biased!"

A voice came from the pencil and said.

Student Yang: "She's here, but she seems to be a little hostile to me?" You will talk about the rest. ”

"I'll do it," Zhang took over the task.

There's no way, which pen fairy is changed, who is not angry!

Among the four people on the platform, Zhuang Rong was wearing a belt of classmate Yang, and classmate Zhang Shuya was wearing classmate Yang's robe.

This is all made by Lao Daozi himself, which is comparable to an artifact. The pen fairy can't hurt the two of them.

And the squad leader Chen Cheng is wearing a borrowed police uniform, which is equivalent to "the blessing of justice", and Bixian will attack her only if she wants to die.

And although Yang didn't wear any protection, he sat on the ground in a formation that he knew was very dangerous at a glance.

Anyway, it was also the formation that Yang had drawn for an afternoon, and the pen fairy was more or less jealous.

In particular, this formation seems to make the pen fairy have a sense of crisis that he will die as soon as he passes.

In other words, even if the pen fairy could fulfill their wishes or answer their questions, at least she would not dare to move on the spot.

Who is not angry about this situation.

Zhang Shuya: "Are you a pen fairy?" Draw pairs or cross strokes. ”

The pencil moves over the white paper to draw a "√".

Student Yang: "Then I'll start!"

Pen fairy, pen fairy, I want the 2021 national college entrance examination science test questions, all four! ”