Chapter 507: Mouth Cannon

This is not to blame Luo Yuhan, she just wants to do a small test, if it is a normal mortal, she will definitely hear the names of these dishes and know what kind of dark cuisine this is, the power is comparable to biochemical weapons, it is now summer, all kinds of fruits have come out, and the master of the canteen also wants to innovate the dishes, but it is a pity that no one has cared about the good dishes made, and there is a sense of loneliness that no one applauds.

Today, I didn't expect Luo Yuhan to order it all as soon as he came, and said that these two young men love to eat, he will inevitably be overjoyed, and he will do his best to make the dishes, and it just so happens that after the dishes are ready, the two young people took the dishes and sat down nearby, the chef didn't care about anything else, and looked at them with a smile at the window with a kitchen knife.

Wen Kui looked at these strange dishes and asked with some confusion: "Are we too outdated now?" Why do I always think these dishes smell weird? What kind of dishes these stupid mortals cook day by day is far less than our heavenly realm, but the people of our immortal realm have long since lost the appetite of these mortals, and it is the same whether they eat or not. ”

Wen Zhi said: "The time in the mortal world can change with each passing day for decades, and it is not surprising that new dishes have appeared, but why haven't the two of them come back yet?" What now? That woman does have the breath of divine power on her body, but it should be the credit of that inferior artifact, it seems that this year's Hades King Seling Zhidi actually handed over his only artifact to this woman, one generation is not as good as the next, it's really ...... Hum! ”

He originally wanted to find a suitable word to scold people, but after thinking about it, the word "stupid" has appeared too frequently in their mouths in the past two days, so he omitted not to say it, but the blank space that is omitted can be associated with many things in the ears of readers.

The chef at the window knocked on the kitchen knife and looked forward to it, and said happily: "Hurry up and try the new dishes, give a review, and I can improve if there are any shortcomings!" I know you like to eat, so I made it very carefully. ”

Wen Kui and Wen Zhi originally didn't want to eat the food of the mortal world, but at this moment, a noisy voice has been arguing in their ears, and after thinking about it, they raised their chopsticks and planned to try the new dish, anyway, they haven't eaten for a long, long time, by the way, what is this called? What melon?

The two priests picked up the chopsticks and put a small bite in each of them, and then their expressions changed unpredictably, and then they turned into mourners, Wen Kui's face was even darker and blue, as if he had been poisoned, and after a few seconds, he finally couldn't help but spit out and scolded: "You stupid mortals, you can't eat well for a day, and you have nothing to cook shit to eat?" Is life too good now? ”

Wen Zhi also spit out several mouthfuls, eager to spit out all his bile, and also scolded: "Not only cook, but also cook good food together, you are going to be punished by God!" He should have been killed by thunder, it's really ...... What a goof! "This Sven man who reads a book has been thinking for a long time, except for being stupid, he didn't think of more lethal scolding words for a while.

Just now when they brought a bunch of dark dishes to the table, many people were observing these two fierce men, and now they found that these two fierce men couldn't resist the "stinky tofu spicy fried cantaloupe", it seems that it is really infinitely powerful.

After waiting for a long time, the chef who was looking forward to the window heard such an insulting comment, his face changed at the moment, and he immediately walked out with a kitchen knife. ”

"That's you! Good meals are not made and food is wasted? It's ...... It's just stupid! Wen Kui didn't know what words to use to curse.

The chef's knife slammed on the table louder, and he scolded: "You two bastards, you guys paid for my dishes yourself, and now you start complaining after eating them, did I force you to buy them?" It's said that it's a new dish, and if you don't like to eat it, you can give your opinion, but you start squirting feces all over your mouth as soon as you open your mouth, did your mother forget to give birth to your brain or did you forget to give birth to a clean mouth? Oh, I see, you're here on purpose, aren't you? Who are your leaders? ”

The scolding of the two self-proclaimed high-ranking priests naturally cannot be compared with this seemingly vulgar cook, at least this cook is justified as soon as he speaks, and he also brought with them the old mother who is afraid that he has already been buried in the earth, which makes the two priests almost tremble!

It's too much! It's too much! In the heavenly realm for thousands of years, it was the first time that he was scolded like this, Wen Kui's eyes widened angrily, and there was an extra layer of crimson on his cheeks.

Seeing that the two of them were silent, the chef turned around angrily with a kitchen knife and said: "Damn, two stinky fools, uneducated, if you don't eat, you won't eat, if you don't eat, I'll feed the dogs, feeding the dogs is better than feeding the two of you!" ”

Saying that, he walked to the back kitchen with a plate and scolding, the two priests were stunned, they were not irritable, they didn't want to do it, but after all, this is in the mortal world, they have official business, if they conflict with a mortal because of these small things, what will happen to the result?

The point is that they can't scold people at all, but if they do it...... Pinch a mortal to death is tantamount to pinching a small ant to death, in the eyes of the celestial priests, all living beings have always been ants, but they have the constraints of being gods, if they kill a mortal similar to an ant, I am afraid there will be a risk of causing a catastrophe.

Which is more important only needs to be weighed a little in their hearts, but they are angry, they are not so angry that they lose their minds, of course, the two priests know that they have been pitted, and they have not forgotten who the culprit of all this is, if it was originally very doubtful that the woman with an inferior artifact murdered a celestial priest, now there is at least a point of possibility, maybe it was designed by that cunning woman!

After all, even the Hades can be coaxed by her, and it is not impossible for anything else.

At this moment, in the face of the onlookers in the cafeteria, the two priests unanimously chose to swallow their anger, after all, they have nothing to do with these ordinary mortals, and they don't know that these two people are priests, if they know, I'm afraid they will be as respectful as other fools, right?

Anyway, now that the money has been paid, it's just that the dishes are not eaten, and the two of them are about to walk away, but after the chef leaves with two dishes, he comes back indignantly and scolds: "You two sluts! If you don't eat, you don't eat, what else do you have to do if you leave the dishes and plates here, and open an exhibition? Others are all taking the plate away and putting the plate away after eating, you two are good, the character is cheap and has no quality! ”

This big chef was really angry by the words of these two priests, like he had never been scolded in front of him for so many years, especially when they deliberately paid for these dishes before they took a bite, and began to make a lot of nonsense, saying that the food they cooked was as unpalatable as, obviously deliberately finding fault!

It's unbearable, and there are so many people eating in the canteen today

is watching the excitement, if he endures this breath, how will he gain a foothold in this canteen in the future?

The two priests were so angry that their whole bodies trembled, and they really couldn't scold more new words except for the word stupid, which was the weakness of Sven Reader.

So the two priests chose not to respond, planning to walk away directly, anyway, all the mortals were like ants in their eyes, and now they had to comfort themselves in their hearts, but they were just bitten by the ants once or twice, and it was harmless.

Although they couldn't get angry, they couldn't do it directly, so they had to walk away in the cafeteria.

As soon as he walked to the door, he saw Luo Yuhan and Tong Le walking over together, Luo Yuhan looked at the two priests' faces as black as the bottom of a pot, and asked in surprise, "What's wrong?" Why didn't you come out without eating the dish you just ordered? ”

Deliberately, deliberately! It's definitely intentional! Said it was a coincidence that these two priests didn't believe it at all, and just after the matter was over, these two people happened to come back from the toilet?

Wen Kui sneered and said: "If you want to eat, go back and eat, we won't eat with you anymore, as long as you don't worry about being hacked to death by someone else's kitchen knife, just go back and eat boldly." ”

Luo Yuhan showed a knowing expression, and then said: "It seems that you have offended the irascible chef, I thought those dishes would meet your appetite, but I didn't expect you to have tricky tastes and can't get used to the dishes in our canteen, but when we met just now, I calculated your life for you, saying that you have a bad omen, you still don't believe it, now it has been calculated as a miracle, right?" ”

The two priests were almost vomiting blood, and they even wondered if their heads had been kicked by a donkey, why did they choose such a roundabout way to investigate this case, with the power of their priests, they only needed to catch this woman, and then torture her to extract a confession or slowly lure her to tell the truth at that time.

But they just wanted to find another way, they had to go deep into the people, and they wanted to understand the truth of the matter through their own careful observations.

Anyway, the woman in front of her was originally the queen of the underworld, and she should also have some understanding of the affairs of the heavenly realm, and there was nothing wrong with directly grabbing her and forcing her to ask about this matter, thinking of this, he said: "I have something I want to talk to you about, can I take a step to speak?" ”

Luo Yuhan was shocked, then looked at Tong Le and said, "Do you have to confess one-on-one these days?" In case I don't agree, he will force me to do something embarrassing after knocking me unconscious later, what should I do, or you should go with me, although the two of them look like weak chickens, but they have to guard against it, how can a girl's strength be compared to a boy? After all, your arms can't twist your thighs. ”

Wen Kui was so angry again that he almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood, he just wanted an ordinary conversation, but he didn't expect that the narcissistic woman in front of him thought that he was going to confess to himself.

But Luo Yuhan's heart was thinking about countermeasures quickly, now she was going to talk to herself one-on-one, I am afraid that she was going to start a formal investigation of that matter, she still didn't know what means the heavenly realm had to investigate these things, only one thing was certain, they must not have determined that they killed the priest themselves, otherwise they would directly ask their own master to ask for the guilt, how could they still use such a roundabout method? .

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