Chapter 47: The Amazing Keyboard Warrior

Zhuang Mo wanted to ask the real culprit who killed Chang Ming from the mouth of player zero, but he didn't have the face to let player zero speak, so he asked Wu Qiong to come forward to help him inquire about the truth.

The only way Wu Qiong can control Player Zero is to use his body as bait. Anyway, Player Zero is only interested in his body, and finding the right seven inches is the most lethal.

Wu Qiong didn't care how noisy the beauty in red was beside his bedside, he lay on the bed alone and watched the news and watch dramas, and by the way, he found a few variety shows that were still eye-catching.

"Dao Chief!" The beauty in red lay on the side of the bed like a puppy, looked at Wu Qiong and said, "Talk to me." ”

Wu Qiong pretended not to hear, turned over and continued to watch his funny show.

The red-clothed beauty crawled along the side of the bed to the other end, and continued to look at Wu Qiong and said, "I really have a hardship that I can't say, can you understand my hardship?" I swear to the galaxy that I will never do anything bad to the Michijo and the Miss! ”

Wu Qiong closed the screen and tilted his head to look at the beauty in red.

The beauty in red suddenly laughed sillier than a trumpet flower! "The Taoist is finally willing to pay attention to the slave family!"

As a result, Wu Qiong yawned and said, "Poor Dao is going to sleep, please go back." ”

It turned out that Wu Qiong was issuing an eviction order!

The red-clothed beauty sighed again and said, "Boss Chang's yin qi is too heavy, at least until he dies for seventy-seven or forty-nine days, his yin qi will dissipate." A lonely ghost like me is not his opponent, and I dare not commit his bad luck when his yin qi is at its heaviest. ”

"Huh!" Wu Qiong sneered twice, "Boss Chang is angry because the real murderer has not been brought to justice." Once the real murderer is caught, Poor Dao will naturally surpass him to the afterlife. ”

The red-clothed beauty's eyes suddenly showed a look of disgust: "That kind of fake trick of over-revenant, it's okay for the Taoist to fool others." I knew everything that had happened in the past three hundred years, and naturally I knew that the Dao Master didn't know how to surpass the soul of the dead at all. ”

Wu Qiong didn't refute and turned off the light to sleep.

The red-clothed beauty floated above Wu Qiong and said, "If the Dao Leader really has the ability to surpass the soul, how can he still leave me here to have a long talk with the Dao Chief." Or said that the long night was long and sleepless, and he wanted to find someone to spend the night with. ”

The beauty in red landed on the ground with a toad, and climbed directly on Wu Qiong's body.

Wu Qiong was annoyed by the beauty in red all night, and he didn't have the heart to mess around with her anymore.

With enough strength to roll on a donkey, Wu Qiong flipped the red-clothed beauty to the side and said: "The poor road has been cultivated for a hundred years, and the fate of the dust is over." If you have nothing important, please go back. ”

The beauty in red was willing to miss the God-given opportunity to get close to Wu Qiong, and with a roll of her eyes, the beauty in red suddenly turned into a smart and cute little doll.

"Brother!" The little doll smiled very innocently, just like Qu Mengfan two hundred years ago.

Wu Qiong was stunned for a moment, and then picked up Qu Mengfan, who had become a robot, and roared angrily: "You are not allowed to become Qu Mengfan in the future!! ”

Fake Qu Mengfan looked at Wu Qiong aggrieved, puzzled and asked, "Why?" My brother used to like Fan Fan the most, doesn't my brother like Fan Fan now! ”

Wu Qiong's eyes were glowing with blood, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Player Zero, I advise you to stop in moderation!" Even if Qu Mengfan is dead, it's not something you can touch as a keyboard warrior! ”

Feeling that Wu Qiong was really angry, the fake Qu Mengfan turned into a baker in a maid's costume in the blink of an eye.

Master Gu Long once said that girls who love to laugh will not be bad luck. The baker happened to have a shy and smiling face, and anyone who saw it would like it.

"Little handsome guy." The baker had the audacity to pull the steamed bun meat on Wu Qiong's face, "I have a cake, do you have a story?" ”

Wu Qiong's eyes widened in disbelief, even if time passed for a few hundred years, he would not forget this face!

"Who the hell are you?" Wu Qiong slowly let go of the hand holding the robot, "Even Bai Mutian doesn't know this woman, how can you have seen this woman?" ”

The baker threw down Wu Qiong with one palm, leaned into Wu Qiong's ear and whispered, "Dao Chief, don't you forget, the slave family knows everything that has happened in the past three hundred years. For example, the slave family has the honor of being the one who takes away the blood of the Taoist. ”

Seeing the baker close at hand, Wu Qiong's eyes could almost be torn apart by himself!

He never told anyone that he had eaten a piece of cake that made him break his vows for the first time.

Since then, he has fallen into another world, indulging in lustful dogs and horses every day.

But Wu Qiong never told anyone about it, and even the baker himself didn't remember who Wu Qiong was.

So, who exactly is Player Zero, and how can it possibly know a secret that only Wu Qiong knows!

Wu Qiong remembered what Bai Shuang had told him before, Player Zero would use hypnosis to capture Wu Qiong's innermost memories.

Could it be that all the visions in front of him were just hypnosis, how could he wake up from the dream?

Wu Qiong gradually slowed down his stiff body, he raised his hand and touched his beautiful sister's face, and said softly: "It's been two hundred years, it turns out that my sister still remembers me." ”

The corner of the baker's lips hooked, and the gentle lip flap slowly leaned towards Wu Qiong.

Wu Qiong wanted to refuse to return the favor, and then turned over and pressed the alarm at the head of the bed hard!

The bright red warning lights flashed rapidly, accompanied by the piercing sirens and bombarded indiscriminately!

"Daddy!!" Bai Shuang kicked open the door and rushed in!

Bai Shuang was barely wearing any clothes on her body, she must have fallen asleep, but after hearing the alarm, she ran desperately to the rescue!

Seeing that the scene in the house was not too embarrassing, Bai Shuang rushed over and tore the robot-turned maid off Wu Qiong's body!

"Shameless thing!" Bai Shuang kicked on the robot, "What do you think my dad is, can you be casually defiled by a slut hiding behind the Internet?!" ”

The robot is agile and doesn't react much when it is kicked. She just hid into the void, and by the way, she left a charming sentence: "Don't worry, don't worry, wait for another day to come to the slave family to spend a good night with the Taoist chief!" ”

"Dad, are you alright?" Bai Shuang drove away the robot and turned around to care about Wu Qiong.

Wu Qiong casually grabbed a Taoist robe and put it on Bai Shuang's body and said, "It's because I'm so useless, I can't even deal with a keyboard warrior." ”

It was only at this time that Zhuang Mo was late.

Zhuang Mo came late because he was busy getting dressed before. When I got dressed and rushed over, the robot had already been run away by Bai Shuang.

Wu Qiong saw the little policeman standing at the door in a dilemma, he patted Bai Shuang's shoulder and said, "Shuang'er, go back and rest first, player zero will definitely not come to me again tonight." ”

Bai Shuang was still not at ease, she glanced at the door, and said with a big grin: "It just so happens that Brother Xiao Hei is here to maintain law and order in Whale City, do you want Brother Xiao Hei to stay with you?" ”

Wu Qiong suddenly wanted to dislike how much he disliked, he waved his hand: "Go back, go back, both of you go back!" ”