In the rivers and lakes, there are three kinds of people that cannot be provoked, and neither the righteous nor the evil can deal with them.

They are the ones who carry the corpse, the one who beats the coffin, and the one who collects the face.

These three types of people have a transcendent status in the rivers and lakes and are absolutely neutral.

Because whether people are strong or weak, good or evil, they all die in the end.

And those three types of people are to give the deceased a sense of dignity.

Now, of course, the times have changed, and the craftsmen are gradually declining.

If you want to find these three types of people, you can only go to the coffin shop.

Li Zhongping is a ...... Someone who can't be described well.

He himself is honest, wooden, and not good at words.

It stands to reason that even if such a person is not liked, no one will hate it.

But it's a pity that Li Zhongping is a classmate that everyone avoids, and his status in the class is not as good as Yang's salary increase.

Because, Li Zhongping's family is open coffin shop.

The status of the rivers and lakes did not add much to Li Zhongping's class status.

He didn't even have any friends, except for this strange tablemate.

Hearing a lively greeting, Li Zhongping raised his head, and sure enough, it was his tablemate who came back.

As soon as he entered the class, he heard the familiar greeting,

"Yo, the layman is back."

"Happy New Year."

However, Yang was already surprised by this, his eyes swept over the class, ignored anyone, and went straight back to his seat.

As far as the eye can see, there was a brief eye contact with the front seat.

Li Zhongping saw that classmate Zhang secretly tuied, his little face was slightly red, and he no longer looked at him.

Presumably something happened to this pair of enemies, right?

Li Zhongping recalled these two people:

[Zhang Shuya, with a resolute personality, loves to read, is as quiet as a virgin, and moves like a rabbit.

"I think Balabala ......"]

[Yang raises, has a strange personality, loves to read novels, is as quiet as paralysis, and moves like epilepsy.

"Teacher, you don't have to bother to help me pick a seat, I can talk to anyone." 】

Look at it, it's a pair of front and back tables made in heaven.

It's a pity that there is no face-to-face craftsmanship in the family, otherwise Li Zhongping would have given them a good look.

Of course, there is another premise - if classmate Zhang is not recognized as the first beauty in the class, and classmate Yang is recognized as a strange in the class.

"Come, Zhongping, let me in."

Before Li Zhongping knew it, Yang had returned to the fast seat.

"The layman is back? Did you write your winter vacation homework? ”

Li Zhongping also knows himself, but Yang doesn't have to look at himself with weird eyes.

It's as if he looks at everyone like he's always been very fair.

No one looks down on anyone, and no one looks down on them.

But Tadahei himself......

[Li Zhongping, taciturn personality.

Because the family is a coffin shop, there are almost no friends, only Yang, who can talk to anyone, is willing to sit at the same table with him. 】

"Humph! ♬︎*(๑ºั╰︎╯︎ºั๑)︎ ♡" Yang made a stunned and underwhelming expression.

"Of course, the homework has been written a long time ago."

In fact, Yang was thinking, the ghost knows why Lao Dao knew about the winter vacation homework, and said that if he didn't finish it, he wouldn't come to apprentice.

"Yo, worthy of being a layman, copy English for me, I only wrote an essay, and the multiple-choice questions are all empty."

Li Zhongping's elders, this winter vacation, suddenly began to test his eating skills, and he didn't pay so much attention to cultural classes.

Li Zhongping didn't know why, but he vaguely decided that something might be changing.

However, before the change happened, the biggest impact on him was that he did not have enough time to write homework.

"You kid is a dog, no, what do you call me?"

Yang Jiaxin suddenly reacted, staring at the same table with a look of "I didn't expect your thick-eyed Li Zhongping to also betray the revolution".

"My fault, my fault, don't blame the Dao master, the little brother apologized to you."

Li Zhongping hurriedly apologized.

Dao Ye.

Li Zhong listens to Yang Jiaxin and Zhang Shuya tell stories every day, and of course he knows that he is also a cultivator.

And Li Zhongping can also see ghosts, but he has to look at the eye of the sky.

Yang's salary increase can be seen by nature, and the eyes of the sky can't be closed.

So when Yang raised his salary to greet the ghosts wandering on campus, Li Zhongping sometimes opened his eyes and avoided them.

……

"If you dare to call me 'layman' again, don't think about your homework in the future!"

Yang's salary increase, because of a certain TV series, people gave him the nickname "Jiaqian Jushi", referred to as "Jushi".

is like his senior brother Hao Jianye, referred to as "so cheap".

It's a very common thing on campus, and it's not insulting.

On the contrary, whoever has more nicknames, and the more others call them on weekdays, the better the relationship with everyone.

Therefore, Yang will not be unhappy because of a layman.

"Take it, take it, don't be polite to my brother."

Student Yang took out his winter vacation homework, took out a pile of test papers, took out the English papers, and handed them to Li Zhongping at the same table.

Li Zhongping also took out his own test paper and began a work of knowledge replication and transfer.

Because he was too serious about copying the answers, Li Zhongping didn't notice,

Yang saw a candy in the small mezzanine of his schoolbag.

Randomly placed it on the table and poked the shoulder of the front table.

"Here you go!"

It's impossible to be sorry, but it's still necessary to apologize.

No matter what reason you find, it's not right to fall a girl over the shoulder.

It's like a parent's apology to a child, it's "eaten." ”

Yang's apology to his table mates was, "Eat sugar." ”

Fortunately, while looking back at the front table, he also asked, "Are you okay?" ”

The two looked at each other and smiled, and a misunderstanding disappeared.

Yang quietly pushed the candy forward, and Zhang laughed even more.

The corners of the mouth are crooked, the corners of the eyes are crooked, and the smile is so beautiful.

Candy is Zhang's favorite food, and Yang doesn't know how he knows it, and he doesn't know when he bought it.

Maybe when I saw the candy, I remembered the cute smile at the front table, and the candy was left in the bag.

(Money-5)

It stands to reason that you are not allowed to eat in the class, but for these two people.

Yang is in the top ten of his class all year round, and his 130 in mathematics is also very strong.

What's more, it's not what he eats.

As for classmate Zhang, her grades have never been in the top three, what's wrong with eating a candy secretly, the teacher won't say anything when she sees it, at most she will say "be careful of tooth decay".

Li Zhongping is copying homework.

Then Zhang turned around and went back, and the two of them went their own way.

Student Yang took out the newly purchased mock test paper for the Chinese college entrance examination, and turned to the novel part of the reading comprehension question with ease, and read the novel justifiably.

What Zhang is doing, Yang can't see it, and Li Zhongping is still copying homework.

Only occasionally in a daze, Yang likes to look out the window and look up at the starry sky at a 45° angle.

By the way, I looked at the small and delicate round ears hidden in the black long straight at the front table with the peripheral eyes of my eyes.

Don't get me wrong, Yang doesn't have any special hobbies or 'control' desires for black long straight or small round ears.

He's just just just lustful.

Li Zhongping is still copying homework, why are there so many multiple-choice questions in English?

……

After a while, a gecko man, ah no, the head teacher, leaned on the glass and watched the situation in the class for a while.

The order is good, and no one is talking to each other.

The head teacher was very pleased, and said that the college entrance examination was going to be taken soon, and when there was no nutrition, he left again.

Of course, Yang knows that the college entrance examination will be coming soon, but is the college entrance examination important to him?

emmmm, it's important.

Even if you can't get into the school where your brother is, at least there is the same city to facilitate your actions.

……

For Li Zhongping, is the college entrance examination important? He himself didn't know.

Because his grades are not very good, the college entrance examination will not change his life.

Sometimes lonely, Li Zhongping also thought that if the coffin shop at home was not inherited by himself, it might be closed, right?

……

But Yang has never been the kind of person who has a long-term vision, just be happy with what happens.

Li Zhongping also has no plan for the future, he has no friends since he was a child, and he is used to listening to his family's arrangements.

With that in mind, recess soon came.

In high school, I had three classes in the evening self-study until half past nine.

The lights out time in the dormitory is 10 o'clock. Closes at 10:40.

Diligent classmates, even learn at half past ten, and then wash in the dark.

"Huh!"

"Huh?"

A call from the front table easily interrupted Yang's thinking life.

Of course, it also affected Li Zhongping.

But he's used to it, and he's not aware of anything, as if he doesn't exist.

Because, very few people feel that they exist.

"You, are you really okay?" This is Zhang Shuya asking.

"It's okay, it's okay, but you, maybe something's going to happen." This is Young's answer to the raise.

Li Zhongping stared at the volume, pricked up one ear, listening to gossip is much more interesting than doing questions.

"What's the matter?"

"Huh? I don't know, the hand is out, I'll show you palmistry and touch the bones. ”

In the classics passed on by the senior brother to Yang students, there is indeed a aspect of divination, but Yang only read it cursoryly, how could it be?

When Li Zhongping raised Yang's salary, he felt frustration more than once.

But what made him most unbearable was not that Yang was talented and talented, or that Yang's salary increase was not dragged down by family reasons.

Li Zhongping couldn't accept it, and he was frustrated because Yang had a salary increase, which was even more shameless.

Over time, Li Zhongping will no longer compare this and that with Yang's salary increase.

"You still read palmistry?"

Zhang looked incredulous, and at the same time stretched out her little hand.

Her hands were slender, small, very white, and still cold.

The nails are shiny and thin, cut in the shape of almonds, cleaner than ivory.

The skin is a healthy ruddy color, and the fly in the ointment is that there is a calloon on the middle knuckle of the right hand, which is left by holding a pen and writing all year round, and almost all students have it.

Yang raised his salary and looked at it for a while, and suddenly said, "Woe to Xiao Wall, blood stained roses? ”

Li Zhongping was taken aback when he heard this, and cautiously raised his head to see the faces of Zhang Shuya and Yang with a salary increase.

The people of the rivers and lakes, who cultivate metaphysics, are nothing more than two luck and three feng shui for a while, four yin virtues and five readings.

So even if the family is in a coffin, looking at the appearance of the movement, it will be more or less fur.

"What do you mean?"

Zhang asked.

What do you mean?

Student Yang himself also wanted to know, why did he suddenly say these eight words?

After a little thought, Yang said,

"It's probably 'the fire at the city gate that affected the pond fish', the people around you will be unlucky, and you will be stained with blood."

Crow's beak!

Will this product really look at it?

Li Zhongping couldn't believe it, because the result he saw was the same as Yang said.

But Yang's salary increase shouldn't be said!

It's okay for him to be a half-person who has the ability to flirt with female classmates, if he is right, it is just showing off his skills.

This punishment can be severe or light, but it is better not to have it.

Li Zhongping didn't know why he was meddling, and he didn't know why he would help his tablemates.

Is it because Yang's salary increase is good for him? Is it because of the kindness in your heart?

But he still spoke: "Why is this still touched?" Brother Yang, feudal superstition is unacceptable. ”

In a word, the divination result of Yang's salary increase is characterized as a joke.

However, Yang seemed to be a little unappreciative, because he didn't know that his table mates were also cultivators.

I want you to be outnumbered! Yang thought viciously.

is not used to him as a tablemate, and those who copy Lao Tzu's homework dare to mock Lao Tzu in turn.

I, Yang, am a disciple of Taoism, and I can't hear the words "feudal superstition" the most.

So he kicked Li Zhongping out directly.

"Look, I'll just say that the people around you are going to be unlucky."

Yang said as he let go of Zhang's little hand.

There was no way, I used a bit of a lot of strength in a fit of anger just now, and Li Zhongping was kicked to the ground directly on the bench.

However, Li Zhongping was not angry, firstly, he did not sit still, or deliberately fell.

Second, although he has a good relationship with his classmates, the boys also have their own bottom line.

"It's too much of a deception, brothers, him!"

The people around them started to coax each other.

It's not that Li Zhongping's interpersonal relationship is good, but that this kid Yang actually touched Classmate Zhang's hand.

Can this be endured? Let Yang know today that he knows how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has.

A group of boys stepped forward vigorously and took classmate Yang out, leaving a group of people to follow.

Although there was going to be a fight, the whole class added up to Yang didn't pay attention to it.

However, in order to hide his identity, classmate Yang can only pretend to be a little stronger than a normal person, and he can't beat two normal people.

So he didn't resist the fight against going out of Aruba.

Of course, Li Zhongping patted the dirt on his body and sat back in his seat like no one else, regardless of whether Yang was paid or not.

Is Yang a raise? After that, see the information for details, and then make up for it yourself.

[Source: Aruba is generally a game for boys, in which a boy is lifted up by multiple classmates and then collided with and rubbed his external genitalia with hard objects, including on pillars, trees, and other pillar places.]

Solemnly remind:

This is a game with a certain dangerous nature, moderate play can adjust the atmosphere, but do not use too much force, so as not to cause lifelong adverse effects.

Advocate the health and entertainment of grinding pillars, tree people, and car people. Remove the unhealthy content, avoid the dangers, and enjoy the good school life.

Notes:

1. Both parties must agree before this activity is carried out, and if they do not agree, this activity shall not be carried out.

2. Be sure to stay safe while doing this activity! Failure to do so can lead to unexpected, irreversible damage!

3. The purpose of this activity should not be malicious, but friendly and joking (after all, this activity is an entertaining game, not a "secret trick" to hurt people).

4. If you cause unexpected injuries due to this activity, or if the person being punished cries out of pain (often accompanied by sweating), you should stop the activity immediately and contact the emergency rescue department for help if necessary! 】

When class was about to start, Yang limped back to class.

The first thing I said in the seat was when I saw the concerned eyes at the front table,

"Look, I'll just say that the people around you are going to be unlucky."

This product really doesn't remember it.

Li Zhongping thought secretly.

"Poof!"

Student Zhang: You shouldn't worry about this guy, and if you get beaten, you don't have to be beaten.

Student Yang: If my pain can bring you a smile, then I would rather buy a candy in exchange for your smile.

But the people around him were eyeing each other, so Yang gave up what he was going to say next, and only added that he was going to class.

The surrounding blue children, too, saw the face of the class and let Yang go this time.

In the last two classes, Yang chose to do a set of comprehensive test papers, the time-limited kind, to exercise himself.

Li Zhongping also makes his own papers.

Although he is a little envious of this tablemate, he is him after all, and he is himself.

So, let yourself be yourself.

……

After finishing the questions that he would do, Yang started to be in a daze again.

The matter of going out of the mountain, although it is out now, Lei Fa has also learned a complete sentence.

But overall, I'm still half a bucket of water. For many things, it's better to leave it to the senior brother.

The major event at the moment is the college entrance examination.

Whether you are doing things or being a person, you have to be able to distinguish between priorities and urgency.

Due to the fact that Yang worked hard to write in the test paper, the second class was not dismissed.

So the first class was just as peaceful, and even the third class passed peacefully.

It can be said that as long as Yang doesn't make trouble, the whole class will be calm.

In the evening, go back to the dormitory.

Student Yang took out one of his old-fashioned machines and secretly called his senior brother.

Li Zhongping and Yang are not in the same dormitory, they are neighbors, and the toilets are connected.

So when Yang was talking on the phone in the toilet, Li Zhongping walked out of the toilet on their side.

He doesn't have the habit of eavesdropping on others, and knowing too much can cause trouble for himself.

……

"Senior brother? Did you sleep? ”

"Ah, what are you kidding? The wonderful winter vacation nightlife of college students has just begun. ”

Student Yang: "......"

Yang said that he didn't want to speak, but just wanted to beat up his brother.

But you can't beat it.

Simply write down this revenge first, and then take revenge when you have the chance.

"Senior brother? Are your commentaries in the classics true? It's the '100,000 volts' ones. ”

"Really, really, as long as you have enough gas and firm faith, you can shout anything.

'100,000 volts' is okay, 'Lei Gong helps me', 'see if you still play games' is okay.

As long as you have the thunder in mind.

The same is true for other spells, the mantra is not important, the mind is important. ”

“？？？”

What the hell is 'Look if you still play a game'? Professor Sheep?

"Oh, and what container do you need to subdue a ghost? I don't see it written in the books. ”

"I didn't write it, because the artifact making has been lost.

If you want to subdue ghosts, it's best to start with obsession, and don't provoke ghosts in the first place!

Generally, it is necessary to accept it and get its sustenance. With its consent, drop your own blood on the sustenance.

Remember, you must persuade or convince him, otherwise it is easy to rebel. ”

"Oh, I remember, and ......"

"I have something to do, let's not talk about it yet, good night brother."

"Doodoo ......"

Student Yang: I would like to ask what if I encounter a ghost that I obviously can't beat?

Yang Jiaxin looked at the girls' dormitory opposite that was shrouded in ghostly aura with a sad face.

When I called again, no one answered.

The ladder ghost 'Big Brother' can be regarded as a relatively powerful ordinary ghost, and sometimes he can help Xiaohong trick Yang classmates.

But his ghostly aura can't even cover the stairs.

Only where his blood flows is his territory.

Can envelop the entire dormitory building, what a powerful ghost is this?

Li Zhongping didn't sleep either, he looked at the girls' dormitory opposite, just like Yang Raise salary.

However, he was not very interested in the affairs over there, and the coffin shop was only interested in the dead, and the ghosts were not his business.

At the same time, the little girls in a certain women's dormitory played an enduring little game of death after the lights went out, Pen Fairy.

[The pen fairy is a kind of spirit game, through the pen to communicate with a kind of energy body we call the pen fairy.

Please "Pen Fairy" game, a variant or simplified version of one of the oldest Chinese witchcrafts, "Fu Ping". “

The reason why the "pen fairy" game can bewitch people's hearts is because of that moving pen.

This phenomenon can be explained from a physical point of view:

It is not allowed to use the elbow or wrist as a support to play "Pen Fairy", and it is necessary to keep it suspended and the pen perpendicular to any point on the paper.

When the contradictory conditions of hanging wrist, unsupported, smooth paper, and sharp pen are met, both people will exert force on each other, so it is inevitable that the pen under the action of the body will move in a circular motion.

"Pen Fairy" is just a game, and at some point it may be affected by some kind of psychological suggestion.

It would be absurd to think that it really works. 】

That's right, the pen fairy is absurd.

That's because in the turbulent times, this powerful existence has been sealed!

But two days ago, the seal was broken!

Although it is impossible to let all the ghosts come out at once, this kind of initiative to invite is basically a hundred shots.

Because he has been sealed for many years, even the pen fairy needs fresh soul energy.