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It is said that women have long hair and short knowledge compared to men, but I found that in the affairs of men and women, women seem to think a little further, and when men are surging with emotional passion, women seem to be more rational.

But the problem we are facing now is that both of them are ready to go, and they can't just fall short because of this "squeak" bed board sound, right?

I scratched my head and asked, "What should I do?" ”

"You wait for me." With that, she walked to her sister's room next door, and after a while, she brought her aunt's quilt and sheets from there, and said to me, "Bring your quilt and sheets over, the bed over there is fine." ”

I quickly rolled up the quilt and sheets, carried to the next room, and after a while Leng Xin came over, although I had already laid it out, she still tidied it up again, and then slapped me a few times like beating and coaxing a child, and then opened her arms and said to me with red cheeks: "Come, my Prince Charming, hurry up and let the horse come!" ”

I had been looking forward to it for a long time, and I couldn't hold back the excitement in my heart, so I immediately ran over to pick her up, just like I hugged Song Nina on the road that day, and walked around the room a few times, but I felt that she was much heavier than Song Nina.

When I threw her on the bed, I suddenly remembered and asked, "By the way, don't you take some safety measures?" ”

She put her arms around my neck and said, "I'm on the ring for you." ”

"Shanghuan? What does it mean, what ring is on? ”

"You don't need to know this, it's always after the ring, no matter how crazy you are, we're safe."

"Is that going to be taken off when you're done?"

"No, if you go up, you don't have to worry about it, and there will be no problem in doing things in the future."

I've heard of medication and condoms, but it's the first time I've heard that you can go to the ring, and I thought: I'll let Song Nina go to the ring too, so that when I do things with her in the future, I don't need to be afraid of this or that.

I excitedly lifted the quilt with my backhand, and Leng Xin stretched out her hands from below, covered my back, and said, "It's not like it's in my house, it's too damp." Remember, don't catch a cold when doing this, otherwise you will end up with an incurable disease. ”

"Remembered."

After we wrapped ourselves in the quilt and stripped off all our clothes, she suddenly said, "Wait a minute. ”

Dizzy, I'm really worried that she will be like Lu Yuxin, after walking around me naked all night, she won't do anything.

So I couldn't wait to say, "What are you waiting for, I'll talk about it when I'm done." ”

"It's okay, I've got something good for you." Leng Xin said mysteriously: "You, bring me the bag I have on the table." ”

Fortunately, the table she said was not far from the bed, so I got up and stepped on my shoes and took only one step, reached out and took my bag.

She wrapped the quilt and sat up, took out her phone, power bank and selfie stick from her bag, installed the phone on the selfie stick, and tied the power bank to the selfie stick with scotch tape.

I don't know what she wants to do, she's busy with hers, I'm busy with mine, and when she's working on these things, my hands won't be idle.

After a while, she asked me to hold a selfie stick in my hand, but I got into the quilt myself, and I asked with a blanket face, "What do you mean, are you going to nude photos?" ”

After Leng Xin tucked the quilt next to her and me, she snuggled up to me and said, "Let's not be like animals in estrus, just do things when we get to bed, and call Uncle Hu when we're done, let's have something romantic." ”

As she spoke, she picked up the earbuds that had been connected to the phone, and tucked a cord into her right ear and a cord into my left ear.

I also glanced at her with a blindfolded face, and then the video player on my phone began to play the video, and when I saw it, it turned out to be a film from the island country.

I've watched the same kind of film in the USB flash drive that the dysentery head gave me, but the film of the island country, watching it alone and watching it with a naked woman lying next to me, the feeling is completely different.

This film stored in Leng Xin's mobile phone is about an old cow gnawing tender grass, which is the kind of father-in-law and daughter-in-law, when I watched it for more than ten minutes, I expressed my feelings to Leng Xin: "I said that the people of the island country are also perverted enough, and this kind of thing is also made into a film, aren't you afraid of bad morals?" ”

Leng Xin smiled: "This kind of thing is not allowed in China, but it is normal in island countries. ”

I said disdainfully: "You can't have been brainwashed by those angry young people on the Internet, right?" Although the history of the island nation is shameful, it is not as you say, right? ”

Leng Xin explained: "The culture of the island country is different from that of our country, and it is also a number of islands like a projectile land, the country composed of them, due to the small number of people and sparse land, in order to survive and reproduce future generations, they have always used and inherited the tradition of intermarriage, group marriage, and walking marriage in ancient times, and even in their ancient mythology, they even think that the islands that make up their country are the products of brothers and sisters fooling around together, as for the father-in-law and daughter-in-law who are not related by blood, it is really not a thing." ”

It was the first time I had heard this statement, so I turned to face her and said with a wicked smile: "Really? Then tell me about it. ”

Leng Xin patted me lightly: "Take the selfie stick!" ”

I was trembling when I was photographed by her, and I quickly grabbed the selfie stick, and Leng Xin began to say: "In their ancient legend, there are two gods who are brother and sister, and one day the elder brother asked the younger sister: 'Has your body grown?' The sister said: 'My body is fully grown, and there is only one place that is not joined together.' The elder brother asked, 'It just so happens that my body has also grown, but there is one place that is superfluous, and if you put the excess of me into your ungrown place, it will produce a flowing earth that floats above the blue sea, what do you think?' My sister agreed. So they united between the clouds and gave birth to the islands of the island nation. Later, on the floating islands, they multiplied the peoples of the island nation. ”

I was stunned for a long time before asking, "Scolding, which country would come up with such a bloody myth and story?" ”

Leng Xin smiled: "This mythical story, but the island country's own ancestors have passed down, it is precisely because of this legend of brother and sister who founded the country and created people, the people of the island country are not only extremely civilized in terms of men and women, but also show great tolerance for those things that we think are messy things that happen in the family, and even the laws of the island country acquiesce to this conventional rule: as long as the messy person is consensual, he has nothing to do with outsiders." Therefore, in the society of island countries, this situation often occurs: the son-in-law's biggest rival is his father-in-law; The daughter-in-law's biggest rival is her mother-in-law. ”

I still didn't quite believe what she said, so I smiled in disbelief and said, "If you're not my teacher, I definitely think you're talking serious nonsense!" ”

"Who's talking nonsense?"

She patted me on the body again, and I was slapped by her, and said, "You were photographed there, what will you do if you are photographed?" ”

Leng Xin exaggeratedly pulled away from the stance, as if he was going to fight to slap down, I quickly clamped my legs and said, "You really give a serious lecture, why in the island country, the son-in-law's biggest rival is his father-in-law; The daughter-in-law's biggest rival is her mother-in-law? ”

"In fact, this is also closely related to their history," Leng Xin continued: "In the island country far from the mainland, their tribes often wage protracted wars for limited living space, and the bloody massacres for many years have caused the population to plummet from the already wealthy. At the time of each great war, almost all the young and strong men were conscripted into the army, and only the elderly, children and women were at home, and in order to maintain the growth of the population, the various tribes practiced intermarriage, group marriage and walking marriage, all in order to ensure fertility. ”

I don't really know much about what she said about intermarriage, group marriage, and walking marriage, and it just stays at the level of looking at the meaning of the text. But I didn't interrupt her, I didn't ask any questions, I just listened to her quietly.

Leng Xin continued to grow: "Originally, the family concept of the island people was very strong, and the system of intermarriage, group marriage and walking marriage to ensure the reproduction of life at the same time, the destructive force of the family is also huge. At the same time, it also makes the vast majority of island people lose the characteristics of their family personality, and their whole nation is very monotonous: women are stoic and introverted, and men are manic and paranoid. ”

I couldn't help but interject: "Teacher, can you get out of the feeling of standing on the podium and tell me something straightforward, and preferably easy to understand?" ”

"To put it simply, in the context of intermarriage, group marriage and walking marriage forcibly implemented by various tribes in ancient island countries, it is difficult for the parents-in-law in many families to tolerate their daughters-in-law being yelled at by men outside at home, and those men who are unknown sometimes bring back some infectious diseases, so under the acquiescence of the mothers-in-law, the fathers-in-law went forward to do their daughters-in-law one after another! How's that, do you understand? ”