Fang Fatzi and I opened a booth in the furthest corner of the store, with a minimum consumption of four bottles of beer and a small plate of popcorn.

"What time do we have to wait?"

Fang Fat, who bumped into true love in the last second, chewed popcorn in his mouth the next second, staring at the beauties who entered the arena one after another, if he wanted to meet someone who had no partner, he would whistle profligately and flirt with others.

"Wait, I don't know what time it will be."

I took a sip of beer, and my eyes were the opposite of Fang Fatzi's, always focusing on the male compatriots, looking forward to drinking and drinking more after these big brothers were almost emotionally engaged, after all, alcohol is the best tonic to set off the atmosphere

"Then you wait here, I'll ask for a penguin letter."

Fang Fatzi obviously couldn't sit still, like a wolf looking for a hunting target, ready to move.

"Didn't you meet true love? Want a hammer penguin letter!? ”

I gave him a big-eared melon seed on the back of the fat man's head, and he was not in a good mood, but when I saw him operate like this, I became more irritable.

"Then when you meet true love, it won't delay me to ask for a penguin letter?"

Fang Fatzi retorted reasonably: "My marriage is my marriage, if I don't get married, no one can control me."

After speaking, he got up and went to the luxurious booth next five tables, and shamelessly launched an offensive, and asked for a penguin letter from the most beautiful little girl in the group.

Fang Fat Man squinted with a beer in his hand, squinted his eyes with a spear, pretended to be drinking, walked to the little girl, and said vaguely: "Ah... Ahh Ahh

"What's wrong?"

The little sister with a different indifferent emoji face politely lowered her head and spit out the hookah smoke, then looked up with a calm smile and asked at a loss.

"Ah! Ahh Ahh ”

Fang Fatzi danced and screamed, and with an urgent expression, patted his bulging beer belly, shook the beer in his hand, and made a gesture of raising a glass and touching the wine, in addition to being innocent in his little eyes, he was full of expectations, and he couldn't find a trace of immodest shadow at all, which was very cute.

"Sister, this seems to be a mute."

The big boy sitting next to the indifferent-faced young lady seemed to have guessed who Fang Fatzi was, and kindly reminded the young lady.

"Ah! Ahh ”

Fang Fat nodded happily, gestured twice, and signaled to them that he wanted to have a drink with them.

"Drink, huh?"

The indifferent young lady lifted the unknown foreign wine on the corner of the table, and said very well: "Come, buddy, let's touch one."

"Ahh

Fang Fat clinked glasses with him, screamed excitedly, and then a tornado easily put a small bottle of beer into his stomach.

Drinking or not, Fang Fatzi took out his mobile phone from his pocket, typed on the mobile phone screen, aimed at the young lady, and showed it to her.

"You want the penguin letter from the boy next to me?"

The indifferent-faced young lady probably asked suspiciously after reading it.

"Ahh

Fang Fatzi nodded heavily, deleted the words in the phone, finished a line again, and pointed the phone at the young lady at the same time, and pointed back at me.

"Okay, we'll add you."

The young lady took out two mobile phones with great sympathy.

"Ahh

Fang Fatzi grinned and adjusted to the QR code interface.

"I'm done sweeping, and you'll agree in a moment."

After the young lady scanned the QR code and brushed her hair, she stopped taking care of the fat man and smoked hookah and drank by herself.

The big boy next to her beckoned to me in the corner, smiled ambiguously, and then whispered to the young lady.

"What's the situation?"

I noticed the big boy with a bewildered look on my face, and nodded and smiled in response out of civilized qualities.

"It's over!"

Fang Fat Man took the empty beer bottle and sat back next to me.

"What's the end of it? What is that young man smiling at me? Look at the smile now, this makes me laugh, why am I a little cold in the chrysanthemum? ”

I deeply suspect that Fang Fatzi was talking about me just now, so I didn't ask very happily.

"Take a closer look at that young lady."

Fang Fat Man was close to my ear, and lowered his voice to make a fuss: "The handsome guy next to this young lady has an ear stud on his right earlobe, and he also has an ear stud on his upper ear wheel."

"What does this mean? Young people like fashion? ”

I don't think my mind has kept up with the trends of the times, and I don't know much about the outfits of the new generation of young people.

"I don't mix around very often when I look at you."

Fang Fatzi explained disdainfully: "This earring is worn on the right, implying that it is the same, and wearing another one on it implies that you like it on it, and it is acceptable."

"Huh? And what about this statement? ”

I understood the meaning, and I couldn't help but be shocked, it turns out that there are still these crooked intestines? It's a big world, and there are no surprises.

"Why not! It's all a routine. ”

Fang Fatzi seemed to have a well-understood philosopher's tone: "If there is a man around this ordinary woman, if it is not a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship, then this man must be in a disadvantaged position in the hearts of women, or he will not like women at all." This is also a means for women to instinctively protect themselves when they go out, except for male girlfriends, of course, who blindly break their shoes. ”

"Then what did you tell people?"

I secretly recorded in my heart what he preached.

"I told people, you are the same, the young man in the photo, and I was too shy to go over to say hello, let me help ask for the penguin letter, I told the young lady that if she was in trouble, we could solve it for her, so I added the two penguin letters, it's that simple"

Fang Fatzi has bad ideas for this aspect of things.

"!"

I pushed him away: "Are you selling me for glory?"

"Who sold you?"

Fang Fatzi was also not happy: "Selling children to buy monkeys is just a play."

"Roll the calves!"

I scolded: "You wait for this matter to be finished tonight, and I will celebrate the New Year with a broom for you!"

"Phew!"

Fang Fatzi said quite culturedly: "The dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people!"

Just when I was about to beat up the fat man in the bar regardless of my quality, the boy walked up to us with a glass of foreign wine, and said embarrassedly, "What are you two doing?" This fat man pretended to be quite similar to the two dumb ones just now, if you two really don't have any fun, let's have a table with me and my sister, anyway, the two of us are not interesting. ”

"Okay!"

"I'm not going!"

……

9:00 p.m

I put my arm around Fang Fatzi's shoulder, my eyes were still observing around, but I was distracted and bragged loudly: "I told you, I will catch ghosts, Lord Yama sees me, you have to give me three points of thin noodles, I call him brothers, the relationship is gaga iron, nothing to fight the landlord together."

"Brother Yi, just blow two awesome sentences, you've been blowing for half an hour, and you haven't stopped talking, the cow can't stand it anymore."

Fang Fatzi took a sip of foreign wine, and held the slender hands of the indifferent-faced young lady harmlessly, and calmly persuaded me to talk less.

"What I said is true, the last time I fought the landlord, Lord Yama secretly stole our two kings, let me catch the hammer after that."

I finally borrowed wine to kill my sorrows, relax and relax the pressure, of course I can't stop talking, anyway, the little handsome guy who is funny can't close his mouth.

"Yes, yes, it's true."

Fang Fatzi reluctantly echoed me, after all, the force value is not as strong as mine.

At this time, the people were almost on the top, and many people were already on the dance floor with the DJ shaking their heads and white faces.

Four or five of us were four or five booths away, a man and a woman, one in an office suit and the other in a white dress.

The two chatted and laughed for more than half an hour.

The woman took a sip of her drink and apologized to tell the man that she was going to the toilet.

The gentlemanly nod of the man.

When the woman disappeared from the man's field of vision, the man immediately took out a small plastic medicine bottle without any logo from his suit pocket, dripped a few drops of liquid from the medicine bottle into the woman's wine glass, and put the medicine bottle away.

Shake the glass twice to allow the colorless and odorless liquid to melt into the drink.

Pretend that nothing happened and wait for the woman to come back.