I always thought that Zhu Xiaoping was bad at learning from bald heads, but looking at this posture, he was determined to be bald. At the same time, I also think that Zhu Xiaoping's parents are no one, what kind of daughter does she have, let her marry as soon as possible, don't expect her to go to any university, and harm those students who have not been asked for ten years.

After Zhu Xiaoping closed the phone, Zhang Yun gave a thumbs up: "Sister Ping is mighty!" ”

Zhu Xiaoping didn't have time to be complacent. Lu Shilin burst out with a sentence: "Mighty fart!" If she hadn't let the bald brother toss comfortably at night, see where she got this confidence! ”

"Paralyzed, you little goblin," Zhu Xiaoping took a sip: "Ya dare to say anything, and she claims that she hasn't been out of the cabinet, who can do it!" ”

Lu Shilin defended: "I haven't eaten a pig, haven't I seen a pig walk?" ”

After Zhang Yun finished eating the last string of mutton skewers in his hand, he threw the bamboo skewers. glanced back at me, and asked Zhu Xiaoping in a low voice: "Sister Ping, what is the younger brother behind you, have you done it?" ”

I spat in my heart:, what a dead fat man who eats and sleeps, and this kind of thing is also spoken?

I'm worried that if Zhu Xiaoping takes my ass as her face and says that she has done me unashamedly, I really don't know whether I should remain silent or expose her directly.

Zhu Xiaoping glanced at me from the corner of her eye, I quickly turned my face to the side, and only heard her say to Zhang Yun: "Dead fat, can you have a bottom line?" Don't you see that he is serious, like a cadre of the Commission for Discipline Inspection? ”

Sweating, it turns out that in her eyes, why am I so serious and dull?

"Come on." Lu Shilin leaned closer to Zhu Xiaoping, and said disdainfully: "No matter how serious he is, he is a junior brother who has never fainted, I don't believe that you spread the angel's wings, he can still endure it!" ”

As she spoke, Lu Shilin glanced at Zhang Yun.

Zhang Yun comprehended, and seemed to suddenly realize: "Oh, Sister Ping, shouldn't she be hiding from the bald brother, has she already been out of the wall?" ”

Lu Shilin hurriedly said: "Yes, fat man, why don't we check for the bald brother, check it, and see if Sister Ping has stolen it?" ”

"Okay."

Zhu Xiaoping was stunned, and looked at them vigilantly: "Dead fat, little goblin." What do you want to do? ”

Zhang Yun suddenly hugged Zhu Xiaoping, and Lu Shilin reached out to untie her pants, and at the same time stuffed her hand inside, fortunately, Lu Shilin was wearing jeans. Otherwise, it would have been a long time ago.

"Hey, dead fatty, goblin, you ...... I'm going to die! ”

Zhu Xiaoping struggled desperately. The trio stumbled and fell to the grass, playfully twisting into a ball.

I stood aside with an embarrassed expression, envious of the friendship between them, and lamented why I didn't have such a close friend, and from this moment on, I vowed to get along with the dysentery, the little rich man, and the captain of the criminal police, and become their best friends.

After the three of them were entangled on the grass for a while, they were all a little exhausted, and then Zhu Xiaoping pushed them alone, and said to me a little panting: "Boss, I'm sorry, we grew up together, and we make any jokes, don't you mind?" ”

I smiled and said, "No, no, it's good." Don't call me boss or boss in the future. Let's call it my country! By the way, you just called your boyfriend, right? Now that he's coming, nothing will happen to you. As for me, there's something else going on. Why don't I go first? ”

Looking at Zhu Xiaoping's appearance, she was about to nod her head in agreement, but Zhang Yun and Lu Shilin said in unison: "Then how can it be done!" ”

After that, they looked at each other and smiled, probably not expecting the other party to speak. The cheeks of the two of them were flushed.

"," Zhu Xiaoping glanced at them left and right: "What are you doing, you are the rhythm of two phoenixes seeking a phoenix, and two daughters fighting for a husband?" ”

Zhang Yun poked her: "Sister Ping." What are you talking about, the junior brother just saw righteousness and bravery, with one enemy and four, it can be regarded as a life-saving grace for us, it is almost noon, why should we sisters, also invite others to have a meal, right? We just want the junior brothers to talk together, how did it become a double phoenix? ”

"That's it!" Lu Shilin also cheered: "You have a bald brother and a group of brothers to protect you, the fat man and I are alone, if you meet a bad guy in the future, at least you have to take out your mobile phone like a dog, right?" Of course, it's another thing if people don't answer the phone. ”

Zhu Xiaoping's face sank: "Paralyzed." You goblin swears without swearing, does you? Okay, when the bald head comes, I'll shoot him to death with a brick in front of you! ”

"Don't mind!" Lu Shilin said: "It's your business to shoot or not." The fat man and I want to let the senior brother Guodong sit together at noon, and if there is anything in the future, someone will have to cover it. ”

"Yo yo yo, you guys cough, you're still wheezing. Let the junior brother be the flower messenger, do you know what the taste of the younger brother of Guodong is? ”

Zhang Yun and Lu Shilin shook their heads exaggeratedly at the same time, and deliberately said in a long voice: "I don't know ---- ---- way." ”

Zhu Xiaoping glanced at them, got up from the grass, and they also stood up, only to hear Zhu Xiaoping say: "The figure is like Cecilia Cheung, looks like Zhang Ziyi, has a temperament like Angelina Jolie, has skin like Xu Qing, is about the same height as me, and has half the chest bigger than the fat one." But it wasn't spread out like the fat man, but it was bulging outward, and Nima was like a pair of pyramids......"

Zhang Yun choked her: "You are the one who spreads out!" Not to mention the chest, even the legs are spread out! ”

"Don't make noise," Zhu Xiaoping kicked her, and then said: "Under the age of thirty, over the age of twenty-five, the height is between 1.60 and 1.63 meters, and the weight is about 110 pounds, who of you can do it, who can?" ”

Dizzy, what Zhu Xiaoping said is Lu Yuxin's appearance, it seems that at the night market stall that night, Lu Yuxin left a deep impression on her, I never expected to describe Lu Yuxin so vividly.

Zhang Yun looked at her with blinking eyes, and wondered, "Thirty years old? Do you mean that Guodong Primary School brother lacks maternal love? ”

Lu Shilin looked at me with an incredulous gaze and asked, "Senior Brother Guodong, your taste is not so heavy, right?" ”

"What's heavy?" Zhu Xiaoping said: "Don't look at Guodong's younger brother is very immature, his girlfriend is mature, especially her long butt is strange to me, others say that a woman who has a child has a big buttocks, but her ass is very small, and it is very plump and elastic." ”

Zhang Yun blurted out: "Ciao, have you given birth to a child? ”

Lu Shilin looked at me. turned to ask Zhu Xiaoping: "No, you still catch up with the second child, right?" ”

Zhu Xiaoping just judged Lu Yuxin from her age, of course, she didn't know that not only did she not have a child, but even a good yellow flower girl!

Seeing that they sang and didn't seem to believe it, Zhu Xiaoping became a little angry and said: "Paralyzed, what are you doing, thinking that your Guo Degang and Yu Qian are coming to me to talk about cross talk?" Don't be unconvinced, I'll take you to see it when I have a chance. ”

Zhang Yun and Lu Shilin glanced at each other, but instead of looking at me, they invariably turned their eyes to Zhu Xiaoping.

Zhang Yun asked, "So, we have no hope?" ”

Lu Shilin said: "I thought you had the spring breeze first, but I didn't expect that the tender grass in the world was gnawed by the old cow." ”

I stood by and watched them crying and laughing, just like Zhu Xiaoping said, I was completely stunned to listen to them talk about cross talk, not because I couldn't interject, but I didn't know what to say.

Zhu Xiaoping glanced at me and said to them: "Anyway, we are not completely hopeless, although we can't win by quality, but we can go by quantity!" ”

It's not just Zhang Yun and Lu Shilin, I can't hear what she means by walking.

Zhang Yun and Lu Shilin asked in unison: "What is the amount of walking?" ”

Zhu Xiaoping glanced at me again as if hinting at me something, and said, "If the three of us are together, why don't I believe that girl?" ”

Lu Shilin was stunned and said, "Sister Ping, is there anything wrong?" I didn't let the double fly just now, why did this turn into three flights? ”

Zhang Yun glanced at Lu Shilin and said, "What three flights, Sister Ping is asking us to work in three shifts!" ”