0097 I'm a psychopathic murderer
"Oops!"
Chairman Li slanted the watermelon knife, and then looked back at the people behind him who gave him expectant glances, even if his legs were shaking and his bones were about to be broken, even if his forehead was drenched in cold sweat, he still pretended to be seven disobedient and eight dissatisfied, and said, "Brother, don't be nervous!"
"I'm not nervous!"
I patted the screaming face mask that covered my face: "I'm a psychopathic murderer!"
Why have you said it so many times, and there is no fear at all? Could it be that my path is wrong? Am I really not a pervert?
"Well, I know ......"
President Li nodded interestingly, took out the shriveled soft Chinese cigarette case, and handed me the cigarette very generously: "Come!" Dude! Smoke the roots! ”
"Oooh......"
Confused and polite, I reached for the cigarette case.
"Don't smoke, look at the tattered clothes you wear, smoke this expensive cigarette, get used to it, your living conditions can't meet your needs to smoke this cigarette every day."
Chairman Li found a good reason to reinsert the soft Chinese cigarette case back into the gap of the bag, and then stroked his face with one hand, and casually interrupted: "You said you were a perverted murderer just now?"
"Well, a very bloody and very cruel psychopathic murderer!"
I withdrew my arm, took the opportunity to point out my identity again, brought the watermelon knife to my mouth, stretched out the only tongue that could be stretched out and licked the back of the knife, and said even more coldly: "Don't kill people for a day!" I'm sick! Killing miracles! Aren't you afraid of me? ”
"What the hell!"
Chairman Li made a charming, social person-specific gesture: "I have a good big brother!" It's a dry killer organization, called Red Romantic Bath...... Call the Red Wolf Killing Club, if you're okay, tell my brother, brother will let you join the club! ”
"What? Membership? ”
I don't know if the system mother affects the lower limit of my IQ, and the donkey's lips are not on the horse's mouth and he said: "Do you pay the due?!"
"Don't pay!"
President Li is really like that: "When the time comes, you mention your brother Li's name, you don't have to pay any membership dues, and it's over!"
"That'...... Thanks, brother! ”
I bowed slightly to thank him.
Chairman Li licked his lips and patted me on the shoulder: "Okay, go back and mention my name, you can just go and report." It's nothing, Brother Li, I'll go first! Let's call back! Call! ”
"Okay! Brother Li, go slowly! ”
I smiled and watched Brother Li walk towards the NPC crowd with the sequelae of cerebral hemorrhage.
Wait a minute! The rhythm isn't quite right!
Why did you inexplicably let someone arrange it for me?
Shouldn't I be shocked and kill people in a rage with extreme cruelty?
Thinking of this, I opened my mouth to stop President Lee's actions: "Street slicker, where can you stand for me!" One more step and I'll kill myself!"
"What's wrong? Brother? ”
Chairman Lee really stopped moving forward.
And a black shadow that greeted him at a rapid speed, and then only heard a pop, and the watermelon knife was inserted into his abdomen, and after passing through the body, he pulled out the sharp blade of the watermelon, and inserted it at another angle again.
"Uh......"
Blood flowed from the corners of Chairman Li's bewildered mouth: "Didn't I just give you a cigarette?" Why are you stabbing in the back? Play this burying! ”
"I'm a psychopathic murderer!"
I'm like an extra who forgets words, repeating a sentence over and over again.
"Poof!"
Chairman Lee's body fell to the ground in a daze, motionless, and the soft Chinese cigarette case, which was more important than life, landed next to his head.
it?
I'm going to kill one of them! Why is there no fear value?
"Murdered!"
The NPC crowd a few meters away borrowed the light emitted by the villa, and saw that Chairman Li was killed by my own hands, and they scattered while desperately shouting, but the escape targets were all placed in the villa, especially Ye Gu, who could run the fastest.
But he didn't even give me the slightest bit of fear.
I held the watermelon knife, trembling with anger, and couldn't help but want to chase and kill them, play with them one by one, and turn death into a luxury.
Thinking of this, I raised my feet and went after him.
"Smack!"
Suddenly, a pair of hands hugged my right calf, and a mournful voice sounded: "Didn't I give you a cigarette!" You kill me Gaha? ”
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I was slowed down by his drag, and I bent down and slammed the head of the professional with a knife to kill Chairman Lee: "You let go of me!" I won't smoke your broken! I smoke Huazi cough, I love to smoke Marlboro, smoke Marlboro without coughing! ”
"Isn't it?"
Chairman Li, who was bleeding like a dead ghost, was not happy at that time, and looked up at me: "Brother, why are you robbing me of my lines?"
"What's the your lines?"
I slammed his head bag and cursed at the same time.
"Don't smash it! Don't smash it!"
Chairman Lee was definitely not afraid of the pain and begged for mercy, he let go of his hands, deftly dodged my attack, and easily stood up as if no one was there, pointed at my nose, and said loudly: "Do you have anything to do with the director?" Smoking other cigarettes and coughing is my exclusive line, how can you steal the show? Is there a bit of shame? ”
"Ouch? Why are you so awesome? ”
I stabbed him in the abdomen again: "The director is my godmother, which tunzi did you pop out of and whine scum with me?"
"Oops~It hurts me to death~"
Chairman Lee's exaggerated performance of injured and convulsive appearance, and the cheap way of speaking pulled the tail note to the thief, which was quite underbeaten!
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I said that if I don't admit defeat, I will stab him to death today, and I stabbed him eight times in a row, but President Li did not have any superfluous changes except for the non-stop bleeding of the seven orifices.
"Smack!"
Chairman Li took off his Doudou shoes leisurely, used the Doudou shoes as a deadly weapon, and gave me a reverse draw with the sole of his shoe: "You still can't grab my lines!?"
"Will you try to hit me again?"
I was desperate to scream, silently doubting in my heart if the system's mother gave me a fake knife, why couldn't he be stabbed to death?
"Smack! Smack! Smack! ”
President Li didn't believe in evil and slapped me with the sole of his shoe: "You little rabbit cub, can't you grab my lines?!"
"I'm not robbing!"
I held back the mask that had almost been lifted off, and shouted in recognition.
"That's pretty much it!"
Chairman Li put away his shoes and feet, straightened his figure, picked up the LV bag and soft Chinese cigarette case on the ground, pouted and said to me with great disdain: "I love to smoke Huazi, and I cough when I smoke something else!"
"Uh-huh, got it, got it."
I didn't have the courage to stab, so I had to answer perfunctorily.
"Be disciplined in the future, don't grab the lines!"
Chairman Li arrogantly instructed me, and then put on the posture of a social person, brushing his hair: "Okay, you go, I should die!"
As soon as the voice fell...... With a pop, Chairman Lee fell to the ground again.
"What is this?"
I was at a loss to probe his snort, and when I found that he was really not breathing, I stood there at a loss, not knowing what to do.
If you don't give me the fear value, why don't you give me a pump?
I'm the villain boss, okay? That's not how the film and television script is written? Who gets eight or nine stabs, who won't die? What about acting in an anti-Japanese drama?
Now I have a question worth pondering.
Will the escaped NPCs chase or not? If I catch up with President Lee, can I beat someone? Is it impossible to let several people in the family kick me to play a set of 442 formations on the ground and give me a kick?
But the mother of the system didn't tell me where the exit button was?
On fire, really TM on fire!
Chase, chase, let's see what the system mother wants to play!
"Alas! Heaven is going to kill me! ”
I looked at the watermelon knife in my hand, and there was no smug thought, and my heart was full of frustration.
What's next for me?