Chapter 14: Too talented
Q: What does it feel like to be called your son in public by a donkey?
Answer: Li Dabald's daughter-in-law knows.
This will make Li Da's bald daughter-in-law's face green, and the surrounding audience erupted in laughter, and some exaggerated even laughed into tears.
"This Li girl is too talented."
"But don't you say yes, what are you thinking?"
I saw Li Qingyou holding her own donkey and standing in front of Li Da's bald daughter-in-law, the donkey's mouth was facing each other, as long as the crying stopped, she threw the whip around, and the donkey screamed again.
"Little slut, you, you ......" Li's bald daughter-in-law was so angry that she couldn't speak, but even if she could say it, it was useless, her voice was not as loud as a donkey's.
Li Qingyou looked at her with a smile, the shrew is unreasonable, and scolding on the street is too low-spirited, even if she wins the quarrel and is embarrassed.
Although she didn't care at all.
Li Da bald's daughter-in-law has never suffered this, she is also a famous shrew in Lijiazhuang, plus her man is a village bully, ordinary people have to walk around when they touch her.
This will make her lose her mind, and she stretched out her hand to scratch Li Qingyou, and suddenly a donkey face replaced Li Qingyou, and the stench accompanied by a deafening cry shook her head buzzing, if it weren't for the fact that she was bitten by a donkey as soon as she sat on the ground with her legs weak.
Li Qingyou is not stupid, her body is only thirteen years old, which is the opponent of the old ladies with big waists and round waists, and the moment Li Da's bald daughter-in-law pounced over, she hid behind the donkey.
"You, you set the donkey and hurt people, I will go to the yamen to sue you." Li's bald daughter-in-law was aggrieved and angry, and her eyes were red.
Li Qingyou was not afraid of her, "You go, when the time comes, let the county master lead the donkey to the court and testify with you in court." ”
There was laughter all around again.
Li Da's bald daughter-in-law's face was innocent, "Li Qingyou, you don't talk nonsense here, it's obvious that you did it on purpose, you, you want to make money and kill yourself." ”
Li Qing smiled angrily, "I killed for money? This is my home, and you get up early in the morning and come to my house to make trouble, but you say that I have killed for money? And Fang is your first move, so many people here are watching, do you still want to repay the debt? ”
After that, Li Qingyou turned to the people around him, "Fathers and fellow villagers, uncles and aunts, the big guy saw it just now, she wanted to hit someone first but was touched by a donkey, if you go to the court, I hope the big guy will be a witness." ”
There was really a cheer, and the crowd didn't know who answered, "Cheng, we will all witness to you when the time comes." ”
This is the advantage of occupying the home field, Li Qingyou is now a celebrity, and he is surrounded by neighbors who live in front of him. Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, no matter what the usual relationship is, no one can help outsiders.
Li's bald daughter-in-law didn't get a bargain and made a fuss, and left scolding.
Li Qingyou looked at her back and didn't feel relaxed, she knew that this was just the beginning.
The crowd of onlookers saw that there was no excitement to see, and they also dispersed, and a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl in the crowd hesitated to come over, and hesitated.
Li Qingyou glanced at the other party and recognized that it was the second daughter of the Qin family's tailor shop at the mouth of the alley, called Qin Xiu.
Li Qingyou's impression of her is that she is quite an honest girl, she blushes when she sees someone, and nothing else, seeing that the other party has been looking at her, she hooked the corners of her mouth, "Sister Xiu, early." ”
"Early." Qin Xiu also smiled, and waited until the people around him were almost gone, before he walked up to Li Qingyou and whispered, "What that person said just now...... Nobody will believe it, well, I don't believe it anyway. ”
Li Qingyou's eyes when he looked at her showed a hint of interest, if the two of them had a good relationship, it would be fine, but they only knew each other. When everyone was afraid of her, Qin Xiu stood up and said that she believed her, which was a bit interesting.
"Hmm." Li Qingyou nodded, and led the donkey back to the donkey shed to tie it up.
Turning his head, he saw that Qin Xiu was still standing there, pursing her thin lips, staring at her with mist in her eyes.
Li Qingyou, "......"
What do you mean?
Normally, Li Qingyou should invite other girls into the house to sit, after all, people are willing to believe her, and besides, she looks like she wants to talk and stop.
But Li Qingyou didn't want to, Ah Di couldn't be seen.
"Something?" Holding the door with one hand, that means I'll close the door if you're okay.
Qin Xiu probably didn't expect Li Qingyou to be so uncooperative, stomped his feet, twisted his waist, and left.
Li Qingyou shrugged his shoulders and went back to the house, and as soon as he entered the house, he saw that Ah Di had bent into a crescent moon's big eyes, and began to untie his belt without saying a word.
Brother, Brother's eyes almost didn't pop out, what is she doing here?
His real age is already ten years old, and he has long known about the defense of men and women, although they have slept together for the past two days, but it was only when he fell asleep that she went on the kang, and it was the first time that he really untied his clothes in front of him.
The leg gave instructions before the brain, and Ah Di subconsciously wanted to go out to avoid it, but before he could reach the door, the neck collar was caught, and Li Qingyou asked him in the back, "What are you running?" ”
Ah Di blushed and stumbled, "I, I want to drink, drink water." ”
"Isn't the water there?" Li Qingyou pointed to the teapot on the kang table, pushed the needlework basket and belt to him, and said to himself: "I see that you have nothing to do all day and are quite boring, let my sister see how about your female celebrity." "A perfect excuse to be lazy.
Li Da's bald daughter-in-law happened to pull her belt when she fell, but fortunately, she quickly pulled it back, otherwise she would have to make a fool of herself in public, but she also ripped the middle line open.
Knitting is a necessary skill for women in this era, no matter how high the status, no good embroidery will be looked down upon by the in-laws. And most girls start to learn female red from the age of four or five, and by the age of seven or eight, they can already embroider simple patterns, and it is naturally no problem to sew a belt.
It just so happened that this was what Li Qingyou hated the most.
Ah Di looked at the belt and needlework in front of him and was dumbfounded, where would he be a female red, this is what the girl learned.
But the problem is that he is now the "girl's house".
"I don't remember." Ah Di twisted his fingers and whispered.
Li Qingyou looked at him suspiciously, isn't the amnesia only the loss of memory, and the skills also forgotten?
Ah Di shrank back weakly, and soon heard a "hiss", and when he raised his eyes again, he saw Li Qingyou holding a needle and thread in his right hand, and a blood bead on his left index finger came out.
Well, Sister Qingyou's talent in female popularity seems to be ...... Lower?
He remembered that his personal maid Lily of the Valley was also thirteen years old, and she was a good embroiderer, and even the grandmothers in the house praised her.
Then I looked at the stitches in Sister Qingyou's hand, which were barely neat at the beginning but not very fine, and became wider and wider at the back, crooked.
Well, there's not much patience yet......