"Teacher, I protest! Everyone is a collective, and we should eat a big pot of rice! ”

"Yes, yes, none of us have ever cooked, didn't you mean to make things difficult!"

"Huh? Teacher, I don't know how to cook. Qian Duoduo raised his hand and said, "Teacher, can I be in a group with you?" ”

Tang Feng said angrily: "Get out!" You dead fat man can't cook, go eat dirt! ”

"Protests are ineffective! Do it yourself, and if you don't, you'll be hungry tonight. Unless you bring enough snacks. ”

Okay, you're a dead fat man, you still want Lao Tzu to cook for you when you turn back, don't you want to think about yourself?

Qian Duoduo glanced at Tang Feng hatefully, but Old Tang was not used to him at all, so he just didn't see it.

Seeing Donald's tough attitude, those lazy students got up and prepared to cook and eat. After a while, the swimming students also returned under the supervision of the nightingale, and the whole camp was in full swing, and the students were all fighting for dinner.

Gao Tianci was directing Xia Fei to build the stove, and inadvertently saw Xia Fei bring a pressure cooker over, and almost turned his back on his back.

"Xia Fei, you're stupid, aren't you? I asked you to bring an iron pot, what are you doing with a pressure cooker!? Is it plugged in your nostrils to make electricity? ”

Gao Tianci's group includes Xia Fei, Xiong Chao, and Murong Yudie.

As Murong Yudie's loyal licking dog, Gao Tianci was of course reluctant to let her work, as for him and Xiong Chao, they would definitely not surrender their identities to do it, and in the end, all the rough and heavy work was pressed on Xia Fei.

Xia Fei trembled and said, "Brother Tianci, I only have a pressure cooker at home......"

Syllable!

Gao Tianci raised his hand and gave Xia Fei a slap, and said angrily: "Get out!" Useless waste! If the three of us can't eat hot food at night, we'll all have our heads screwed off for you! ”

Xia Fei covered his hot face, and said resignedly: "Okay, good ......"

Gao Tianci looked at Xiong Chao on the side again, and asked strangely: "Ah Chao, why is your face so ugly?" ”

Xiong Chao suppressed the anger in his heart: "It's nothing, it's just that I just swam and drank a few sips of lake water, and I had some stomach trouble." ”

"I really hope that the evening will come soon, and let Donald Dog taste my awesomeness when the time comes!"

Because he pulled the crotch of his pants, although he secretly sent a pair of pants to change into, Xiong Chao always felt that there was a faint smell in the air around him.

It's disgusting!

Zhuang Kaihao came over from another small group, of course he also has his own dog legs, that is Sun Miao. At this time, the four-eyed boy was also working hard to make a fire and cook, without any temper.

Zhuang Shao sat aside and said, "I'm doing Donald Dog all the way, and I'll see you play later." By the way, Xiong Chao, what means did you kid prepare to deal with Donald Dog!? ”

Xiong Chao turned around and took out a small cardboard box from the tent and put it on the ground, there were many holes around the box, and there was a buzzing sound from time to time. Occasionally, three or two hornets emerge from the hole.

Gao Tianci said with a shocked face: "Hornet's nest?!! ”

Zhuang Kaihao was full of surprise: "Xiong Chao really has you!" Awesome! ”

Xiong Chao said proudly: "Of course! Throw the hornet's nest in the cardboard box into Donald's dog tent in the middle of the night, and he must not be stung to death? ”

"Wonderful, really wonderful!!"

Zhuang Kaihao and Gao Tianci were full of praise.

"Okay, God, Shen Yuechen is preparing to cook, and it's almost time for you to act. By the way, put the laxatives better, don't accidentally hurt the goddess Shen Yuechen and the school doctor Annie. Xiong Chao put away the cardboard box and said.

Gao Tianci patted his chest: "Don't worry, everything is handed over to me, and I promise that I will not let Goddess Shen and Anne School Doctor get hurt." Then he got up and walked towards Tang Feng.

Shen Yuechen is still meticulous in his work.

She even brought rice, boxed beef, pork ribs, corn, chili peppers and other ingredients with her.

The condiments include vegetable oil, salt, thirteen spices, etc., and they are also very complete.

"Teacher Tang, you and Anne can rest, just leave everything to me." Shen Yuechen was washing rice and cooking rice, and a small pot was set up next to it, in which pork ribs and corn soup were boiled.

"Hehe, that's embarrassing." Tang Feng rubbed his hands and said, "I'll light the fire for you." ”

Nightingale put on a set of beige pleated skirts again, the whole person looked dignified and noble, she also put down her figure, and squatted beside the simple stove with Tang Feng to light the fire.

Although 11,000 are unwilling, she still has to leave Port City tomorrow. 2018

Therefore, she cherishes every minute and second with Tang Feng very much.

Even if she smelled the smell of Tang Feng's body, she was satisfied.

Shen Yuechen's family has been poor since she was a child, and she has developed an independent personality since she was a child, and she is a good hand at laundry, cooking and housework. While the other students were still busy and dizzy, they had no clue.

Shen Yuechen has already made stir-fried beef, sweet and sour pork ribs, shredded cabbage, and corn pork rib soup.

"Teacher Tang, you eat first, I'll help the other students......" Shen Yuechen said timidly.

"Help what? Sit down and eat for me! Tang Feng said coldly: "Don't they have hands?" Or is it disabled? Although my old Tang is lazy, he will at least think about helping you light the fire. You see that they all looked like uncles just now, how can there be any sympathy for them. ”

"You deserve to starve to death!"

Looking at a few delicious dishes with full color and aroma, Lao Tang's index finger moved, and just as he wanted to move his chopsticks, a figure sat on the side with a big grin.

"Teacher Tang, thank you for your hard work for our class during this time. I specially brought a bottle of Feitian Moutai from home, which is a small gift for you. ”

The person next to him turned out to be a high godsend.

This kid had a warm smile on his face, which made people feel like a spring breeze, and after speaking, he put a bottle of hardcover Feitian Moutai on the table.

"Teacher, this wine is not cheap. I heard that the market price is more than 3,000, which is still my father's subordinates to honor him, but I secretly took it out. ”

Tang Feng snatched Moutai, squinted and smiled: "Yo, you kid is very good." But he muttered in his heart, did Gao Tianci, this kid be ghosted? How can you still think of honoring my old Tang? Or is there something wrong with it?

Lao Tang was not stupid, for fear that this wine would be poisonous, he put Moutai aside and said with a smile: "This wine will be left to my father-in-law to drink, count you kid on the road, sit down and eat some together." ”

"No, no, there's still a lot of work waiting for me to do." As Gao Tianci spoke, he took out a box of Chinese from his pocket and handed it to Old Tang as if flattering: "Teacher Tang has one?" ”

The moment Gao Tianci took out his cigarette, the nightingale's eyes inadvertently cast it, and her beautiful eyes winked at Tang Feng. The red lips squirmed, and he said with his lips: "Tang, this smoke is poisonous." ”

Gao Tianci gave these three-legged cat kung fu to be completely inadequate in front of the poison master Nightingale.

Just by smelling it, the nightingale judged that the cigarette was poisonous.

Tang Feng received the nightingale's message, and his anger rose instantly, but he pressed it down. Damn, I want to play, right, Lao Tzu will kill you today!

"Hey, you can still smoke China, you kid has something." Tang Feng casually smoked one out of the cigarette case.

Seeing Tang Feng's action, a hint of joy flashed in Gao Tianci's eyes. The expensive Feitian Moutai just now was completely under the guise that the wine was a real wine, and it was not poisoned, so he knew that Old Tang would be wary, so he deliberately used this trick to secretly Chen Cang.

In fact, the killer move is all this box of Chinese cigarettes.

The cigarette holder was stained with powerful laxatives, and if Tang Feng smoked, those laxatives would enter his body along the cigarette holder, and it would be fun at that time.

Tang Feng just wanted to put the cigarette in his mouth, but then he paused again, and played with Gao Tianci's face: "Little Tianzi." Why don't you smoke it? Are you worried that your teacher will stop you from smoking? Rest assured, I'm not that old-fashioned person. Come, let's swallow the clouds and spit out the fog together, and go to bliss together. ”

"Huh? This ......" Gao Tianci's smile froze on his face. In order to ensure that Tang Feng was allowed to land, he did not leave a way back at all, and the entire box of Chinese cigarette holders was stained with laxatives.

This laxative is a foreign import, Gao Tianci knows the fierceness of the medicine, if you accidentally eat it in the stomach, then you can't pull the intestines out alive?

"Little Tianzi, why don't you do it yet? Do you look down on me? Or don't give me someone to face? Tang Feng's face darkened.

Gao Tianci was extremely miserable in his heart, but he smiled awkwardly on his face: "Teacher Tang, I ...... I don't smoke. Besides, smoking is not good for my health, and I'm still growing my body, so I won't smoke......"

Don't smoke? Hehe.

Tang Feng sneered again and again, and a powerful big hand had already clasped Gao Tianci's shoulder at some point.

"How can a man not smoke? There is a first time in everything, and you can learn it. Tang Feng said as he forcibly stuffed the cigarette in his hand into Gao Tianci's mouth.

Old Tang's movements were incredibly fast, and when he was caught off guard, the cigarette was directly stuffed into Gao Tianci's mouth.

Gao Tianci wanted to spit out the cigarette, but it was too late, the saliva had already come into contact with the laxative, and he had already been tricked.

However, Gao Tianci is also a ruthless character, put away the panic on his face, and smiled calmly: "Teacher Tang, I have smoked everything, you can also quickly smoke one and try it......"

Tang Feng smiled: "Hehe, I almost forgot, your wife is going to have a child, and I have been quitting smoking recently......"

Click......

Gao Tianci looked sluggish, and the burning cigarette fell to the ground.