Chapter 32:
After listening to the robber's words, the group had no energy to ask what happened to the mushroom.
Fang Mingyuan was upset, why did he go astray? How can it be so much? This road detoured and almost dried up on the foreign grassland.
"This is our empiricism." Fang Mingyuan reviewed to his daughter-in-law.
Why? He and his son felt that the accent of these people was Henan and Shandong, and to go north was to Hebei and Tianjin.
They forgot that this was not the original world at all, the map was different at all, and they walked all the way down the mountain, and when they arrived at the wasteland, they felt that it was all flat land, and it was not in the way to deviate a little.
What to do? led the way to more than 300 people, but fortunately met a fool who robbed the road, otherwise, he would have walked with a stupid face, and he would have gone to a foreign territory, and he would not know what was going on when he died.
This time, we stopped to rest, and everyone consciously made a circle to hold a meeting.
"Mingyuan's nephew, it's okay, it's just a little off, let's go around again!" The patriarch didn't care.
Fang Mingwu said: "Mingyuan, this is not bad, we didn't meet thieves along the way, nothing happened, what's the point of a detour?" ”
The eldest aunt Liu said: "Eldest nephew, this is not bad, there is no road here, they are all walking blindly, you look at those refugees, they are all following us, and they don't know where to go, it is better for us!" ”
"That's it, there's no way, it's okay to go!" Fang Mingcai said.
Dong Xiaoying patted her husband on the shoulder, "Okay, dare to ask where the road is, correct the route!" The road is underfoot. ”
Fang Mingyuan sneered, "Folks, if we want to go around, we must go through a large circle of graves, I heard that it was the local people who were killed by the foreigners when they invaded. Are you afraid? ”
"What are you afraid of? What village doesn't have a cemetery? "The patriarch is the most timid, but he is the first to say, I am not afraid!
"Patriarch, let people break wolf teeth, the commandos will give one to each person, the wolf skin will be under the children's buttocks, the red silk scarf will be twisted into strips, the outpost will be planted with a flag, the escort team will tie a red cloth strip to the stick, and the rear team will hold a whistle." Fang Mingyuan assigned the task.
Everyone didn't move, waiting for Fang Mingyuan to make the next arrangement.
The robbers said that there are not only grave circles, but also tigers, bandits who occupy the mountains as kings, wolves, and wild boars.
"The road ahead is not smooth, but we are not afraid. What are the grave circles afraid of? The living are more terrible than the dead!
We have wolf teeth, wolf skins, and red silk ropes, a group of boys, pee on his grave bag and wash it away, and we are not afraid of anything in the grave circle. ”
That's it! A bunch of boys! Hot boy urine, the grave circle to greet a circle, you're welcome!
Fang Mingyuan looked around, "What else?" Nothing! Mountain bandits? Come and do it to death, maybe! The bandit nest has a lot of gold and silver, let's go to rob the rich and help the poor! Can he be as vicious as a wolf?
Are there tigers and wild boars in the mountains ahead? There are wolves too?
Hehe, how much is a tiger skin, how many days have we not eaten meat, a wild boar is thousands of catties, there is no shortage of water on the way forward, let's stew wild boar to satisfy our hunger!
And wolves! Thirty taels of a wolf's skin?
No, the mountains are not high over there, and there are no wolves, so wolf skins are expensive, there should be no shortage here, wolf skins can't be bought at that price, even if it's ten taels or five taels of silver, let's fight a few more wolves, save more, and make that money the same. ”
That's right! Tigers are all loners, and a tiger can't die? Wild boar is good! I'm hungry for meat!
Fang Mingyuan laughed a few times, "The day before yesterday, I want to praise a few people, Qian Chuanzi, Zheng Dazhuang, Uncle Si, Fang Mingzhang, when these people saw the wolves, they first pulled away the cattle and surrounded them with kang mats, so as not to make the animals afraid of running away."
In the future, we should learn from this experience, first protect the livestock, and then go up to fight. ”
Moving forward again, the boys were assigned to each car. The boy doesn't pee and drinks more water! I usually take out the strength of the ondol.
"See?" Dong Xiaoying poured a mouthful of Red Bull.
Fang Mingyuan looked at the bamboo tube, "I saw it, I just don't know how far this thing can see, walk slowly!" ”
What bamboo tube? It is the Russian handicraft store in the scenic spot, and the monocular antique telescope bought, the multiples are OK, in order to camouflage into the bamboo tube.
Chang'an instructed: "With a pedometer, how many steps from here to there, calculate how far you can see." ”
Dong Xiaoying crooked on the carriage, covered her arms with a quilt, entered the space and home, and poured the second pot head into the water bladder.
"Stuffy, take a sip!"
The small wine cup was handed over, and the corners of Fang Mingyuan's mouth twitched, "Old Fang, you drink it too!" ”
"Pull it down! This little bit of wine is not enough to flow into the stomach when it enters the throat, so don't fool around. Fang Mingyuan reached out to pick it up.
Dong Xiaoying shrank her hand, "Then I won't fool you, I'll send it to Brother Skewers, just one bottle, do you still want to miss three bowls?" ”
The spicy wine, each person dipped a little, I don't know if the taste is good, and the money skewers are surrounded by men again, okay! I really don't know about this wine, but I don't delay bragging.
An hour later, near noon, a large circle of graves blocked the way.
"Daughter-in-law, son, roar and give us courage!"
Dong Xiaoying looked at the grave circle and began to be stunned, imagining and witnessing it are two different things, "What are you yelling about?" ”
"Awesome!"
Chang'an also cheered, "Mother, roar!" Be brave! ”
Before the man in the back understood what was going on, he saw Miss Dong wearing a red scarf, holding a chick with a red rope on her forehead in her arms, carrying her arm, and Chang'an, whose hair was tied in the shape of Nezha, and sang at them.
Qiang Qiang Qiang, Qiang Qiang Qiang, just captured a few demons, and subdued a few demons, Charm and Spirit, why is he so much!
Hehe, I just listened to the two children sing this song yesterday, and I learned a sentence and a half, which is exciting!
Fang Mingyuan, who was waving a big blade in front, said loudly: Hehe, eat my old fang's stick!
What's the point, aren't you holding a knife?
The men look at the weapons in their hands, if they are clubs, we have a lot of sticks in our hands!
Kill your soul and throw it away, and your spirit will fall...... Just over a few mountains, and a few rivers lying down, how can it be so rugged and bumpy.
Fang Mingyuan cooperated with the situation: Hehe! I'm going to go too!
Go to your mountain is more dangerous and the water is more evil, you have encountered difficulties, you have suffered hardships, and you have walked out of a road to heaven, wide and wide!
howled and sang over and over again, where can I still find the tune, at first Fang Mingyuan cooperated, and later, the men of the entire team followed and howled: Eat my old man's stick!
"Well done!" Mrs. Niu came over to praise her fourth daughter-in-law.
Dare to stand in the head car and sing with everyone, no one can compare with our daughter-in-law.
Zhang pulled the second girl over, "Brother and sister, let's teach our girl to sing!" It's weird! ”
"Come, come! Mushrooms, mushrooms! One hundred taels, one hundred taels, mushrooms! The voice of Qian Chuanzi's shouting has changed tone.
Fang Mingyuan ran over, only to see Chang'an's pants fall to the ground, and the waistband of his pants was wet.
"I'm peeing!" Chang'an stared at the mushrooms on the ground, can you still sell it for money in urine?
Qian Chuanzi took everyone to see, "That's it, that's it, our fat dun poured out a hundred taels of urine in a bubble!" ”
His own child urinated, not dirty, Qian Chuanzi carefully picked up the mushrooms and held them in front of Dong Xiaoying like a treasure.
"Oops! Truffles, old side, old side! Chang'an is a truffle, Hong Kong ......"
Fang Yue hurriedly interrupted her mother's words, don't talk about revealing the stuffing, you have never been to Hong Kong here, and shouted loudly: "I know, I know, look for it, look for it." ”
Fang Yue followed his brother to find truffles, is it spicy and expensive, so precious that the mushrooms sold in the gram can be found everywhere? "Mother! There's a bunch of that. ”
"The chick is blessed, why haven't you seen the milk from here?" Fang Yue was taken away by Mrs. Niu, saying that she had bright eyes and good luck.
Chang'an tilted his head and thought about it, and ran to find his father, "Later, it will be sold after two thousand years, and it will be worth a hundred taels at this time?" ”
"Who will give us one or two for nothing? Go and find it. Fang Mingyuan kicked his son.
Chang'an staggered, stood up straight and shouted: "Dad, look at matsutake mushrooms, matsutake mushrooms." ”
Fang Mingyuan stepped over, "You kid, I've been standing for a long time, why didn't you see it?" ”
And my heart said, I will not see it! We heard that they are all more knowledgeable than others, where can we see the real thing?