71. Winter Festival New Year's Party (middle)
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After the sketch of Liu Bei and others ended, it was the time for everyone to cross the sea and show their magical powers. To read the latest chapters, please lock in to Aishang Novel Network biquge.info such as Dian Wei's imposing halberd performance. Because Lao Dian's fierce face was painted with some weird patterns by Li Shushi, it looked extremely hideous, and several viewers who were invited to the stage were so frightened by his weird smile that they almost went incontinent.
However, the interlude in the first half of these Dian Wei shows is much worse than the performance behind Dian Wei. Because Dian Wei was in the second half, because of Li Shushi's instigation, he planned to fly blindfolded. When I heard the content of the performance, I saw that Hula suddenly disappeared from the audience, leaving only Lao Dian with a confused face and Li Zhengtai with a helpless face.
So in Dian Wei's infinite resentment and expectant eyes and the unscrupulous schadenfreude of the audience, Li Shushi finally became the "flaming red lips" in front of the target.
This was the first of the party, and Li Shushi's "bravery" was unanimously praised by the onlookers. Especially Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun and Lu Bu are the most. The three of them applauded and cheered for Dian Wei with the best strength in their lives, and even Lu Bu whistled several times in a row.
This deliberate interference with the blindfolded hearing and perception made Li Shushi on the stage roll his eyes, and at the same time, there seemed to be a blonde handsome pot with a golden sword in his heart constantly teaching him to repay his grievances directly, but Li Shushi felt that the twelve pairs of wings on his back seemed to be black.
However, Li Shushi's worries are absolutely unnecessary. Lao Dian, the fierce general brother who can sweep the previous champions of the World Darts Championship, is really not covered, although the small halberd can't make a second kill effect on Li Shushi, who is wearing a flying dragon robe, but it doesn't have to be a woman's anti-wolf skill on the key parts. But I saw a small halberd weighing several catties swishing past Li Shushi's ears, the top of his head, and his crotch, nailed to the wooden board where Li Shushi's back was leaning. Each halberd is attached to Li Shushi's skin or clothes, both visually and practically thrilling enough.
It was easy to survive the small halberds in Dian Wei's hand and throw them away, Li Shushi felt that he was too brave to stand tenaciously on this stage at this moment. Looking at the regretful look of the little white-faced trio in the audience, Li Shushi felt that he seemed to have a tendency to go berserk.
But in the end, he was still carried down, because Dian Wei, who was taken off his blindfold, was too excited, so he slapped Li Shushi a few times. It is conceivable that Li Shushi's poor little body could withstand the heavy blow of Dian Wei, a strange man. As a result, Li Shushi's cups were finally completed.
Fortunately, Shota's attraction is far less than Lori's. Su Xiaololi's fluttering words brought the atmosphere of the scene to life, and organized an interactive game by the way: shooting.
However, the ball used is not a basketball that travels through time and space, nor is it an inflatable ball similar to a modern ball made of the legendary cow arm that can be blown up, but a rattan ball on the outside, made of long fibers of plants and trees, and filled with lighter fillers such as hair and down.
The basket is more rudimentary. It was just a long wooden pole with a round iron ring hanging from the top of the pole. It's not so much a basket as a simplified version of the punching bag thrown at the school athletic meeting in the anime. The fixing of the long pole was the responsibility of Dian Wei, who had just made a mistake. The prize was provided by Zhang Butcher, although it was only a few taels of meat and a few corners of bad wine, but it still attracted the participation of many back-row audiences. Even in the end, Zhang Fei, the prize provider, couldn't bear the itchy hand and went up to play a few handfuls, but unfortunately luck obviously turned his back on him today.
Li Shushi, who had already recovered over there, viciously pounced on Xiao Zhao Yun, who was trembling, and dragged Zhao Yun to the changing room behind the stage in the tearful appearance of Fan Juan and Xiao Douzi.
Zhao Yun's hands that stretched out straight to grab something but couldn't grasp it because he was dragged by Li Shushi, Xiaodouzi and Fan Juan's seemingly silent shouts and accusations made Li Shushi, who turned back by chance, suddenly sweat profusely, as if he had unknowingly become a standard villain boss who dismantled a lover, and it was the ultimate type.
With the help of Yan, Zhao Yun put on his costume, and Li Shushi looked left and right, turned around and looked, and sighed for a long time. He didn't give up until he was so ashamed that he blushed and had a thick neck.
"It's a pity, it would be perfect if there was a padding that my sister used to use, but it's a pity that we're not professionals like Maria. It's a shame to waste Zilong's amazing potential. ”
"Don't be dressed up like this, I'm not the kind of pervert who can adapt to it as soon as I change my outfit and can't see any flaws. I, Changshan Zhao Zilong, should be on the battlefield, so I don't want to play this kind of shameful drag game here. ”
Well, this is Zhao Yun's "pseudo-mother" plan that the evil Li Shushi has been looking forward to all along.
Speaking of which, when he hadn't crossed over at the beginning, Li Shushi saw that Zhao Yun's appearance in Three Kingdoms Warriors 6 was also thundered, and it was completely the second of Senlan Pill. However, when he came to this era, he felt that Zhao Yun did have the potential to be a pseudo-mother. It's just that although Xiao Zhao is very good at talking to him on weekdays, he is extremely firm in his heart, and if he rashly proposes this kind of construction, he will probably die a miserable death.
But this Winter Festival party provided him with this opportunity, because Zhao Yun still has the idea of loving the people, coupled with the open atmosphere of the Winter Festival, so he agreed to Li Shushi's request under Li Shushi's advice such as bringing joy to the poor people. Of course, the scarcity of female dependents in the Li Mansion and the fact that there are two girls she takes care of is also an important factor.
Originally, the story was over here, but since Zhao Yun's female costume designed with the help of Yan and Su Xiaololi was discovered by Tai Shici and Cao Xing one day, she was shocked. Then, poor little Zhao Yun fell into a big emotional crisis, and since then not only have two youths followed by girls, but also two more unaware little boys who don't think about him for dinner.
Of course, Tai Shici and Cao Xing just thought that it was a certain actress found by Li Shushi, so most of the time they were pestering Li Shushi to ask about the origin of the mysterious girl, and Zhao Yun on the side could calmly say that there was no pear. But if it makes such an appearance today, I'm afraid that Xiao Zhao's children's shoes are likely to be peaceful in the future, and maybe he will become the little man after the destruction of the earth? I just don't know who the bearded man is?
What? Some people want to know what kind of play Xiao Zhao Tongshoe participated in? Well~ Although my sister is Romeo in Romeo and Juliet, it's because my sister still has a real beauty like Elder to play a role like Juliet to sell cuteness. However, Xiao Zhao's children's shoes obviously lack such rare resources.
So it's a pity that Xiao Zhao didn't have a chance to kill him like he once did, like he was in Nagasaka Slope, to snatch Juliet back and live a happy and beautiful life. Now he could only hope that Mr. Romeo would be able to rescue him from this cage soon.
By the way, playing Romeo is Zhao Yun's other latest added annoyance - Zhang? Zhang Jun?. Speaking of which, because these two studied marksmanship together and developed the excellent marksmanship of the Seven Probe Snake Gun together, it can be said that the two are quite close friends. But since seeing Xiao Zhao's motherly appearance, Zhang? Every time I saw Zhao Yun, his face was either flushed, or he turned his head and ran. This kind of behavior full of complaints not only made the two girls around Zhao Yun very vigilant, but also made Xiao Zhao's whole person often present the image of orz.
Because of the relationship between time and Li Shushi's memory, the scene is not complicated, and the characters involved are reduced as much as possible, and the main orange color is just a male "female" protagonist and a certain white-bearded priest.
Speaking of which, Old Man Tong is very interested in this role, and as Yu Zhenzi's adopted son and apprentice, Old Man Tong was also involved in the process of certain religious rituals back then, but it seems that because the business of the grocery store was too good during this time, the gunpowder provided by Li Shushi was so attractive, so Old Man Tong could only regretfully miss this performance.
However, from the thumbs up he gave to Li Shushi after seeing Zhao Yun's appearance, he knew that a strange gene in Old Man Tong's brain was opened by Li Shushi. Of course, this is also another important reason why Zhao Yuntong's shoes can't be resisted.
Subsequently, the other actors also changed their costumes. It's not good that the costume requirements of most of the characters are not high, and Li Shushi will not get the complicated costumes of the West to this era, so he will use the costumes of the current era to love Shang Novel Network, anyway, most of the people in the audience can't see the subtle differences.
Finally, Tai Shici and Cao Xing on the stage finished performing a wonderful bow and arrow confrontation and withdrew under the warm applause of the audience. Speaking of which, Tai Shi Ci has been taught by Cao Xing, an archery expert, and his archery has made a breakthrough by leaps and bounds, and now Lu Bu is afraid that if he is only in terms of foot shooting, he may only be able to rank third. However, because of his superb horse control skills, he still sits firmly in the top spot in riding and shooting.
"Come on, Zilong, as long as more than half of the audience can cry, you will succeed."
Li Shu patted Zhao Yun's shoulder practically. Originally, that funny action could have caused Zhao Yun to smile in normal times, but at this time, he (or her?) The lips were pursed tightly, a pair of big watery eyes were full of the words "I'm scared", and her shoulders trembled slightly, as if she had been forced into a corner by a hooligan.
"Moe ~ Moe ~ Chirp ~~~"
Zilong, Mio's soul will guide you in heaven.
P.S. drove out to run errands today, and I entered the construction team that didn't know the professional ethics, and the dirt road was paved with a thick layer of loess. You said that we will endure it if you lay loess, but it is a big deal to bump a little, but why did you pile up a half-meter-high mound of soil on both sides of the road? Taking a step back, it doesn't matter if you pile up the mound of dirt, but you should at least set aside two rows of Dao Ai Shang Novel Net.
As a result, today's car directly with a row of engineering roof cows, in order to make the road almost overturned, in the end we and the driver of the engineering truck uncle to help each other, otherwise we will have a cup today, hey......
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