0153 Burn My Calories~

There are seven or eight little ghosts who were trapped by love in their lives, and in the blink of an eye, they became angry and scolded love as a miscellaneous bullshit.

Get!

Love is indeed not suitable for the premise of lonely souls and wild ghosts.

What about family affection?

I found my father, who had been keeping the playlist all along.

But think about it again......

Dead people turn into ghosts, and the most lingering people are not those relatives......

Besides, I don't have a deep understanding of family affection, and I don't even understand it, after all, I came out of the orphanage and experienced the warmth and coldness of the world too early, and I have long looked down on these feelings that are worth relying on.

No way...... It will not work if it goes on like this!

I had an idea, found a song that was suitable for the current environment and the mentality of recuperating lonely souls and wild ghosts, and then forcibly sang in a juvenile voice, quite healing: "Friends, don't cry~ I am still the destination of your soul~"

"Friends, don't cry ~ I've always been in the deepest part of my heart ~"

"Friends, don't cry ~ believe in your own way ~"

The excitement of the scene settled down, and the few lonely ghosts who hated love seemed to reorganize the mass group at this moment.

Oh, yes!

In addition to family love, there is also friendship.

It's just that in the current society, whether it is friendship, family affection, or love, it is too fragile, but it still makes people yearn for it.

The power of song is stretched to its limits at this moment.

I squinted my eyes slightly and continued to chant and sing: "In the sea of people~ It's rare to have a few sincere friends~ Please don't care if you don't care about this love~"

"Alas!"

The first irascible male ghost who yelled and scolded me for loving your mother sold batches, hugged a short male ghost of the same age floating next to him, and said as if drunk: "Dude, we've been floating on the same street for a long time. I died by drinking medicine, you died in a car accident, although we died in different ways, but we have the same path, we can't be reborn, in this case, why don't you and I worship today as brothers of the opposite sex, and from now on in the yang world, the guilty suffer together, how about it? ”

"Woo woo woo ......"

The male ghost who was hugged by him sobbed hoarsely without tears: "Brother, don't say anything." When my family gives me grave wine again, we will use the grave wine to tie Jinlan through the grave wine. ”

"Twenty-two when I die, what about you?"

The grumpy male ghost really took it seriously and asked the short male ghost.

"I was thirty younger when I died."

The short male ghost is relatively mature, but after death, his heart, which was already turbulent, rippled with the music.

"Big brother!"

The irascible male ghost loosened his mouth and the short male ghost bowed half-bowed and clenched his fists, and shouted respectfully in a voice.

"Dude!"

The same goes for short male ghosts, clenching their fists and pulling back.

At this time, there are many male ghosts and male ghosts swearing to each other, and there are also many female ghosts and female ghosts communicating with each other as girlfriends.

"Hehehe......"

I began to implement the plan, silently stimulating the yin aura, not a full-blown explosion of the brain, but a little increase in intensity of the long stream.

"Baza Black!"

I smiled wickedly to attract their attention, and then the neurotic self-directed self-acting jumped, yang and yin, and swished: "Burn my calories~"

"The first sentence after the night, cheer yourself up first!"

"Every time you scare one more person, you have to say I'm sorry~"

"Dao Chang Dao Chang look at me, where is my hiding place~"

"Reincarnation~I want to be reincarnated~I will become a heartthrob in my next life~"

I paused in the middle of the song: "Who would have thought ......"

"In order to become a bad official~I take a breath every day~"

"In order to make a fortune ~ catch ghosts and catch a fool B~"

"It's hard to give up on beauty after death~ I'm not tired of catching any ghosts~"

"Work hard~I'm going to work hard~I'm going to become a ghost fan~"

"Oh oh oh~"

"I'm going to become a ghost fan~"

I gradually strengthened the yin aura with the singing, until the yin aura was completely exposed in front of the lonely souls and wild ghosts, and the official hat condensed above my head, which seemed to be much higher than the status of these lonely souls and wild ghosts, with an indelible status symbol, and the recognition of Jiang Ziwen, the king of Qin Guang in the Ten Halls of the Underworld.

"He ......"

Standing in the first row, the lonely ghost closest to my position, was so frightened that he almost fled on the spot.

"He's eating official food!"

The second lonely ghost was so frightened that he cried out until he broke his voice.

"Shade...... It's a ......."

The third lonely ghost trembled, pointing his finger at me with a deflated belly, unbelievable that a yin was actually singing in front of them, and what was even more incomprehensible was that they didn't notice the anomaly from beginning to end, if it wasn't for me to take the initiative to expose the identity of the yin cha, they would still be concentrating on doing what they wanted.

"Run!"

At the end of the ghost group, the lonely ghosts who realized it later finally reacted, and the frightened self-righteous underworld sent people to deal with them, these unrecognized extralegal lonely souls, and the only fate of their disposal was that their souls were scattered.

"Run for what?!"

I held the microphone of the net and suppressed the clouds, and saw with my own eyes that it was like a group of ghosts scattered by a defeated army, and I was not in a good mood and shouted loudly.

"Run!"

"Run!"

"There's a ghost catcher!"

"Help! Homicide...... Wrong! Kill the ghost! ”

"It's unreasonable! I'm killing ghosts! ”

One by one, the two powerful sassers wanted to slap, but they were really pressed by the yin breath and even lost the most basic floating ability!

"Y'all turn your heads!!"

I put away my phone, clasped my left hand on my temple, and commanded these gutless lonely ghosts in an unquestioning tone.

"Huh!"

Thousands of lonely ghosts turned their heads to look at me at the same time, and there was a sound of breaking the air, affecting the surrounding magnetic field, making the environment gloomy and cold.

"Gollum ......"

I took a half-step back in a daze, staring at the numb, disgusting, and gloomy grimaces that I almost forgot the next line.

The scene suddenly became awkward.

"Hoo ......"

I took a deep breath, put my feet together again, and stretched my head slightly bent over, double-tapping my temples like a street ruffian, shouting loudly as if constipation had caused excretion to be difficult: "How many floors can a bag of rice carry!?"

The Ghost King's mask and the Ghost King's cloak were added in an instant.

"What is he going to do......

"I just seemed to poof, like I farted......"

"Hell!"

He ...... He's a ghost! ”

"Run!"

"Is he a human or a ghost?"

"Didn't you smell the stench of copper coins on him? He's a shadow!"

There are lonely souls and wild ghosts with slightly higher Taoist practices who are gossiping about my true identity, and there are also lonely souls and wild ghosts with low Taoist cultivation and who have never seen a big scene and are directly paralyzed by fright, lying on the ground motionless like dead corpses.

The fear value recorded in the Great Wheel of Terror has increased by more than 1,000 points.

"? Is there anyone who isn't afraid? ”

I lowered my body again in confusion, and showed off my might, and asked softly with the lonely ghosts who were not frightened and convulsed by the rest of the present, "Do you think I look like a ghost!?"

"Oh! Hell! ”

"Ghosts! He's the real ghost! ”

"I may not be human! But he's a real ghost! ”

"Help! The flood control plaza is haunted! ”

"Run! Come on! Ghost eats ghost! ”

……

The son lied, and in less than a cigarette, all the lonely ghosts, including the paralyzed, ran away after a difficult second of vertigo effect! Not a single one left!

"Ding!"

"Congratulations to the host for intimidating the high-level lonely soul wild ghost with a high momentum, and the fear value is +666!"

"Ding!"

"Congratulations to the host for intimidating the high-level lonely soul wild ghost with a shameless gesture, and the fear value is +888!"

"Ding!"

"Congratulations to the host for intimidating the high-level lonely soul wild ghost with the thickness of the two-skin face, and the fear value is +999!"

"Ding!"

"Congratulations to the host for accumulating 50,000 fear points, which has reached the peak of LV4, so the fear generated by the remaining lonely ghosts will not be counted. Please upgrade the host to LV5 and obtain the official negative identity. ”

The system mother in my magnificent, no discipline at all under the operation, can't help but open her mouth to broadcast a large number of news, by the way bad to convey to me, the fear value is that high, you don't expand your own fish tank, the fish tank can't hold so much water, and your fish tank expands, or I have the final say.

"Oh, your uncle!"

I saw that there were no ghosts around, so I took back the three pieces of equipment, and jumped to the system mother in my mind, playing with my life: "You said that you don't give me Yangshou in autumn sleep, but I earn it myself, and you are not happy!" What do you mean?!When you hit the mission that Gou Chang was in, you didn't send me experience points! Now tell me to upgrade! I'll upgrade your grandma's spoon?!!Phew! Foul stench!"

"Yangshou has been sent to the host Yangshou clock."

The system mother ignored my unreasonable abuse, but said with a conscience: "Next, the host triggers the task, and will get experience points, upgrade to LV5 level, and the host itself will make a qualitative leap from the root, so the host should come on~Burn my calories~"

"I'm going to XXX! I'll burn you uncle!"