Actually, if Lu Yuxin is really sick or something, let alone feeding chicken soup, it is no problem to serve and urine, but in this case, she is completely hypocritical.

Hey, it seems that if this rhythm continues, I'm especially sorry for my uncle and cousin not to feed it, it seems that she is an informal girl, but it seems that I am hypocritical.

What should I do?

I hesitated, scooped up a spoonful of soup and handed it to her mouth, and after she opened her mouth in response, she immediately fell on the side of the bed outside the bed, spit out without saying a word, and almost spilled a bowl of soup in my hand.

Dizzy, what's going on here?

I drank several sips, the taste was not salty or light, and it was very fresh, it can be said to be a bargain, I don't know what the hell she is.

After Lu Yuxin's face turned red and finished the picture, she twisted my thigh fiercely: "You little bastard, do you sincerely harm me?" I don't know if this local chicken soup noodles are oil, will it burn people to death underneath? ”

I'll go, didn't I drink so well just now? Besides, although the soup bowl I am holding is a little hot, it is not so hot like that, right? I thought she was deliberately finding fault so that she could pick up the grass and hit the rabbit and take the opportunity to pinch my leg.

This rhythm doesn't bode well for me.

She looked around for a handkerchief to wipe her mouth, but found that the handkerchief was still on top of my head, and I quickly pulled out a napkin from the bedside table and gave it to her.

After she wiped her mouth, she probably realized that I had an idea, so she frowned and pointed to the soup bowl and explained to me: "This soup bowl is thickened, I blew several mouthfuls when I fed you, I said how do you read this book, how stupid are you, just like your nerdy cousin?" ”

I was embarrassed by what she said, and sat on the edge of the bed dumbfounded.

"What's the fuss, keep feeding!"

Khan, she even dared me to feed it?

I quickly scooped a spoonful of soup, put it to my mouth and blew it, and when I handed it to her mouth, she opened her small mouth and drank it, and then smiled: "Well, Auntie's craftsmanship is good, it's delicious." ”

After I quickly fed a few more mouthfuls, she said, "Okay, you drink it yourself, and besides, finish the chicken." ”

"Sister-in-law, I can't eat so much, why don't you eat a little too?"

"What's not to eat with such a small chicken?"

"I can't eat it."

As I spoke, I used a spoon to pestle the chicken, but the pestle did not disperse, so I had to put the soup bowl on the bedside table and prepare to tear it by hand.

"It's dirty," Lu Yuxin frowned: "Don't use your hands, tear it with your mouth." ”

"Oh."

I was just about to grab the chicken leg and tear it with my mouth, and I thought: No, isn't it dirtier for me to tear it with my mouth than with my hands?

"What are you stunned about, tear it!"

"Oh."

I was completely blindfolded, I didn't even know what I was doing, I tore off a piece of my mouth a little indifferently, and was about to spit it into the soup bowl, when Lu Yuxin suddenly shouted: "Don't vomit, I'm disgusting, just hand it to me." ”

"Hmm"

I was even more blindfolded, with the chicken in my mouth, looking at her with a puzzled expression, she reached out and grabbed my shoulder, and when I came face to face with her, she leaned over and took the chicken directly from my mouth.

I was stupid.

She chewed it with relish, and smacked her mouth and said, "Well, it's delicious, it's delicious." Here, give me another piece. ”

Stun!

I tore her dirty with my hands, and now I eat my saliva chicken, and she chews it with relish, it's not a question of whether it's dirty or not, but

I couldn't even think about it, and I didn't tear the chicken again.

She frowned: "What's the matter, I just whetted my appetite and I was reluctant to eat?" ”

"Sister-in-law, I've already torn a hole, why don't you eat it yourself?" As I spoke, I handed the soup bowl to her.

"What did you swear just now, it's no problem for you to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, but now you are impatient to feed some chicken to eat?"

"It's not a matter of impatience, it's a matter of impatience"

"What is it? Do you feed or not? As she spoke, her two apricot eyebrows turned upside down.

I have nothing left, I can only persuade myself in my heart, as long as my heart is selfless and the world is wide, hey, just feed it, fortunately, my cousin will not come back, and it is inconvenient for my uncle to lie in bed again.

Thinking of this, I had to bite down on another piece of chicken, Lu Yuxin also rolled her eyes at me with a small mouth, and seemed to be very unhappy to bring her mouth over, just when I bit the chicken in my mouth, the door was suddenly pushed open, and my cousin appeared at the door with a stunned face.

, labor and management are really special and Sun Wukong share a master, what are you afraid of, who you think of, who will fall from the sky, the question is too special, right?

I was startled and quickly got up, almost spilling the chicken soup in my hand.

"Brother," I asked, blushing, "you're back?" ”

My cousin looked at me from afar, and without saying a word, he strode towards me.

Finished!

It's not that I'm afraid that he will punch and kick me angrily, but how can I have the face to go to my uncle after the beating, and how can I have the face to leave this house and go back to my parents?

I was at a loss, waiting for my cousin to rush over, and I accidentally glanced at Lu Yuxin, only to see her chewing chicken in her mouth, staring at me expressionlessly, which obviously meant asking me: How do you explain to your cousin, will you still betray me because of self-preservation?

I was completely blindsided, and I hardly knew what to explain to my cousin.

said that I was interested in Lu Yuxin, and deliberately took advantage of his absence to come in and lure her, so it was better to directly say that I tried to blow her up. If it is said that Lu Yuxin is hooking me, it will be even more bloody, not to mention that Lu Yuxin will be crazy again this time, it is estimated that no one can persuade her, even if she endures it, whether in the eyes of her uncle or cousin, since Lu Yuxin has moved her heart for me, I am afraid she will not continue to keep me at home, right?

Thinking of this, a frustration that I have never felt before hit my heart, and I couldn't help but say in my heart: Paralysis, labor and management in this life, bad luck is bad luck in this bowl of ginseng chicken soup!

I'm ready, no matter how violently my cousin beats me, it's all my own fault, I'll let him out of his evil anger, can't fight back, doesn't scold back, doesn't say anything, even if he drives me out, he won't say anything.

I put the soup bowl on the bedside table first, stood up straight and waited for him by the bed.

My cousin walked over, grabbed my shoulders with both hands, and because he stepped on the chicken soup that Lu Yuxin spit on the ground, the soles of his feet slipped, and he sat directly on the ground.

I hurriedly reached out and hugged him: "Brother, be careful. ”

My cousin and I staggered a few steps with a hard time. My cousin straightened up, I guess he would slap me a few times without saying a word, and I was ready to be full of mental preparations, this violent beating was ready to be beaten, but I just hoped that after the beating, other people would know about it.

Uncle was not in good health, if he heard that there was such an ugly death in the family, would he not be angry all of a sudden?

Unexpectedly, my cousin grabbed my shoulder with one hand, lifted the handkerchief above my head with the other, and asked, "Gordon, what's wrong with your head?" ”

I didn't expect my cousin to ask this question at all, I wasn't prepared at all, but lying seems to be innate, although I rarely lied in the past, but this time I said without thinking: "My sister-in-law said that she was not feeling well, and my aunt stewed a bowl of chicken soup, and when I brought it in for my sister-in-law to eat, I accidentally spilled it on the ground, and when I was about to go out to get a mop, I accidentally slipped and hit my head in the corner." ”

As soon as the words fell, I couldn't help but be in awe of myself, Nima's lie can be fulfilled, and it seems to be seamless.

My cousin looked at the corner of the wall that was knocked off, and said bitterly: "Oh my God, the corner of the wall has been knocked off, so what did your head look like?" I said Lu Yuxin, you're too much, aren't you? Gordon has crashed into this, are you embarrassed to let her serve you? If this were your brother, you probably wouldn't be like this, would you? ”

Dizzy!

This is the first time I have seen my cousin Lu Yuxin when I came to my uncle's house, and it was for me, so I was so embarrassed that I wanted to dig a pit and bury myself.

Lu Yuxin frowned: "What is it called?" I told him to go to the hospital, he didn't go, and the blood was contained, so"

"What do you mean the bleeding has stopped, and your brain hasn't been crushed by the crack in the door, right?" The cousin said angrily: "I didn't see that even the corner of the cement wall was knocked off, what if the brain is damaged?" Let's go, Gordon, let's go to the hospital! ”

As he spoke, my cousin dragged me out, and he almost slipped again because of the chicken soup on the cotton slippers, so I quickly held him up.

"Wait a while," Lu Yuxin lifted the quilt and said, "I'll drive you there." ”

My cousin won't pull me away, I follow him honestly, and I don't dare to look back at Lu Yuxin.

After going downstairs, my cousin rode his broken bicycle, and I sat on the back rack, feeling both warm and ashamed, and secretly swore in my heart that I would stay away from Lu Yuxin in this life, and I would never be sorry for my cousin.

When she was still halfway to the hospital, Lu Yuxin watched the BMW come over and honked her horn twice.

When I saw that it was her, I said to my cousin, "Brother, my cousin-in-law is here." ”

My cousin didn't realize it, but he just hunched over and pedaled the bicycle, and I burst into tears when I saw him struggling.

Lu Yuxin honked the horn twice, lowered the glass on the co-pilot's side, and shouted to me: "Guodong, don't get in the car yet?" ”

At this time, I couldn't get off the bike anyway, so I had to reach out and wrap my cousin's waist tighter.

"Sister-in-law, go back, you'll be there soon."

Lu Yuxin probably realized that in this case, it was impossible for me to get into her car, so she had to add a little speed to exceed the front of her cousin's car, and shouted: "Chen Zhiqiang, are you deaf?" Let Gordon get on the bus! ”

My cousin turned a deaf ear to her shouts, just hunched over and pedaled desperately, I was afraid that something would happen, so I reminded my cousin: "Brother, you slow down, I have practiced martial arts, there should be no big deal." ”

My cousin didn't talk to him, so he just rode forward.

At this time, I happened to pass through an intersection, and it was a red light again, and there were already several cars parked in front of me, Lu Yuxin could only stop the car, but my cousin rushed over with me.

When we came to the hospital, there were too many people to see a doctor, even if we had to queue up for the emergency department, my cousin was sweating profusely and was about to queue up, but Lu Yuxin came out of the crowd, barefoot, holding the emergency registration list in her hand and said to me: "Go, go to the emergency room." ”